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| Irregular Webcomic! #1381 | Head Death: FINE. YOU WIN. YOU AND HITLER'S BRAIN WILL NOW BE RETURNED TO LIFE. [[Adam and Hitler's Brain vanish, returning to life.]] / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: JUST A MO, GUV. CHOO CAN'T UNDO COLLECTIONS BY INSANELY OVERPOWERED FIREBALLS AND ME! / Cameraman: What about me? / Death... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1381.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1382 | Vader: [[gesturing at Luke]] Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. / Luke: [[hanging on to the gantry over a huge pit with his remaining hand]] He told me enough! He told me you killed him! / Vader: No. I am your father. / Luke: Wait, you owe me 19 years of pocket money! / Vader: No... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1382.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1383 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: WAIT. SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED THAT REQUIRES MY ATTENTION ELSEWHERE. / Lambert: You can leave me here. I won't go anywhere... / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: HMM. NO, I BETTER PUT YOU SOMEWHERE SAFE UNTIL I GET BACK. / [[completely black panel]] / Lambert:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1383.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1384 | Dr No: [[seated at a dining table with Stud and Honey]] And now, over a civil dinner, I will explain to you exactly how I intend to dominate the world. / Dr No: I believe you are the only person who would understand my brilliant plan. / Stud: Oh please... that line is so clichéd. / Dr No: This is... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1384.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1385 | Paris: We're approaching Bune. Prepare to exit hyperspace. / Serron: That was quick. / Paris: Time flies when you're having fun. / Iki Piki: Or in sheer terror. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1385.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1386 | Terry: The existence of the yeti is a myth, Steve. / Steve: Crikey! 'ave those Mythbuster blokes busted it? / Terry: Well... no... / Steve: There's this whole website on them. They must be real! / Terry: You can't believe everything you read on the web, Steve. / Steve: I didn't read it! They 'ave... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1386.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1387 | [title]: ==Jamie's Mythbusting Show== Dead mean tell no tales / Jamie: Today on Jamie's Mythbusting Show, we're testing the myth "Dead men tell no tales". / Jamie: Well, it's blatantly obvious to anyone with half a brain that this one is confirmed. Anything else would just be ludicrous. / Jamie: [[as... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1387.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1388 | Ginny: Let them go, Haken! / Haken: Ach! You will pay for this, Fraulein Doktor Smith! / Ginny: Quick, out the gate and into the car! [[Sallah and the Joneses run to the gate in the prison courtyard]] / Prof. Jones: [[standing by the waiting car outside the prison compound]] Yay, we're saved from a... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1388.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1389 | Me: Highlander II: The Quickening is the sequel to the popular film Highlander, in which Connor MacLeod becomes the last surviving immortal. / Me: We learn that MacLeod is an alien from the planet Zeist, and that being the last immortal allows him to return home, against the wishes of an old enemy. / Me:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1389.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1390 | Lambert: [[in total darkness]] So, the GM stuck me in the bedroom while he talks to the other players without me knowing what's happening. / Lambert: I guess they survived the fireball and this represents some sort of Limbo, then. Ah, splitting up the party, gotta love it. / [[silent, totally black... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1390.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1391 | [caption]: Port Royal / Long Tom: [[to the crew]] Be findin' the treasure map! / Wendy: An' be rememberin'! No killin's! / Dirque, other Crewmen: Arrr! / Townsman: [[wandering by]] By all the saints! It's the governor's daughter! I haven't laid eyes on you since you were a young lass. Hello poppet! / Wendy:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1391.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1392 | Iki Piki: It's always interesting seeing the star patterns in a new system. Is that blurry patch of light a star? / Spanners: No, it's a globular cluster. / Iki Piki: How can you tell the difference? / Spanners: Star clusters are Messier. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1392.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1393 | Adam: So what did I miss? / Jamie: You ruined two of my mythbusting attempts... / Adam: Sheesh!What have you been wasting your time doing? / Adam: I busted seven myths while I was dead! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1393.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1394 | Steve: I've booked us a flight to Nepal to look for the yeti. / Terry: Nepal is a mysterious land of many legends. Some equate it and neighbouring Tibet to the fabled Plateau of Leng. / Terry: There could be all sorts of Cthulhu Mythos entities lurking there, ready to suck the sanity form any mortal... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1394.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1395 | [[scene: Ginny drives the getaway car through the night, with the Joneses and Sallah in the passenger seats.]] / Monty: Don't tell me you rescued us just so you could take us to Moscow and execute us there. / Ginny: Don't be ridiculous! / Ginny: I need your to help find the legendary Palladium of Troy. / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1395.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1396 | Lambert: [[in pitch blackness]] This reminds me of the story my uncle Bilbert told me about how he found that ring he gave me. / Lambert: Said he picked it up in a dark cavern, just like this one. / Lambert: He was so reluctant to give it away. Always carried it with him, and took it out to admire... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1396.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1397 | Dr No: The Americans are fools. I offered my services, they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake. / Stud: World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Naploeon. Or God. / Dr No: Call me mad?! They called King George III mad! / Stud:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1397.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1398 | [[Me reading Making Comics by Scott McCloud.]] / Me: This basically distils down to two things: Talent. And hard work. / [[thinking]] / Me: Fat lot he knows! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1398.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1399 | [[scene: Head Death's desk on the non-Infinite non-Featureless non-Plane of Death]] / Head Death: Well, well, well. Insanely Overpowered Fireballs. / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: You sent Hitler back to 1933? He was the only collection I still had on my record! / Head Death: Hmmm... indeed.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1399.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1400 | Paris: Bune traffic control, this is Legacy, inbound from Lyrane, requesting approach vector and landing clearance at Starport Alpha. / Traffic Control: Legacy, welcome to Bune. What passengers and cargo are you carrying? / Paris: Five crew, no passengers. Cargo is one live Allosaurus. / Traffic Control:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1400.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1401 | [[scene: a commercial passenger jet en route to Kathmandu]] / Steve: From Kathmandu we hire a car and drive to the Khumjung Monastery, which has a real yeti scalp! / Steve: If anyone knows where we can find the yeti, it'll be the monks there. / Terry: What would monks be doing with a yeti scalp? / Steve:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1401.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1402 | [[silent black panel]] / [[silent black panel]] / [[silent black panel]] / [[silent black panel]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/1402.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1403 | Minnesota Jones: The Palladium of Troy, eh? Do you have a lead on it? / Sallah: Palladium? / Monty: A statue of Pallas carved by the Greek goddess Athena after Pallas died in a tragic accident while they were playing. She gave it to Zeus. / Monty: He later discarded it; it fell to Earth at the feet... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1403.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1404 | [[scene: Outside Wilson's Shoe Repair, a small run-down shop on the edge of town, almost squeezed on to the street by the vast Axis Pharmaceuticals factory that occupies the entire rest of the block.]] /1 Refractive Man: Old Man Wilson's family are all shoe repairers. I heard the senior members are part... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1404.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1405 | [[scene: Platform 9 3/4]] / Ron: Well Hermione, it's our last year at Hogwarts and Harry has run off to fight Voldemort. / Ron: We need a new student to make up our tight-knit and adventure-seeking cadre of three. / Ron: What do you think? Neville? Luna? Seamus? Parvati? / Hermione: [[pointing at... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1405.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1406 | Traffic Control: Legacy, you're clear to land on pad 327. We'll have dinosaur handlers standing by. / Paris: You have dinosaur handlers at the ready?? / Traffic Control: They're a regular import item. / Paris: They are?! / Traffic Control: Kids and their fads... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1406.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1407 | Head Death: You're demoted to Death of Being Poisoned By Licking A Giant Frog. / [[Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs looks dejected as he stands silently.]] / [[Close up of dejection.]] / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: [[suddenly raising a fist]] What's with all the giant frogs?! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1407.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1408 | Steve: Crikey! I'm sure the monks at Khumjung will be able to give us a lead on the yeti. / Steve: Those blokes are full of mystic knowledge about secrets unknown to western civilisation. All we 'ave to do is convince them to tell us! / Terry: Just remember they're monks, not monkeys. We don't want... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1408.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1409 | Monty: Legend says Troy could not fall while the Palladium lay within its walls. As the Greeks lay siege, Diomedes and Odysseus stole into Troy to spirit it away. / Minnesota Jones: It was taken to Athens, or Rome, but was never found again. It certainly wasn't in Troy when we excavated it. / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1409.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1410 | Lambert: Well, there's one bonus to being stuck here in the dark. The GM can't inflict some other ridiculous Tolkien ripoff on me. / [[silent black panel]] / [[silent black panel]] / Gollum: Gollum... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1410.html |
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