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| Irregular Webcomic! #1231 | Ophelia: Will, this rewrite you've done is fine up to the power of the Congress to regulate commerce. But then... / Ophelia: [[reading]] "Thou blind fool, Love, what dost thou to mine eyes / That they behold and see not what they see? / Ophelia: [[reading]] "They know what free trade is, see where... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1231.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1232 | Spanners: Quercus, your first task is to get this Allosaurus into the cargo hold. / Quercus: Begging your pardon Mr Spanners, but how is this related to engineering? / Iki Piki: And make sure it doesn't get out of the cargo hold. / Quercus: Ah. I'll get the welding gear. / Allosaurus: RAAARRRHHH! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1232.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1233 | [[scene: The other side of the door from the radiation decontamination room. Stud and Honey are greeted by two immaculately dressed nurses seated at a reception desk.]] / Sister Lily: Come in, you poor dears. We simply didn't know when to expect you. First it was teatime yesterday, and then dinner, and... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1233.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1234 | Minnesota Jones: If we're to be shot at dawn, what say we request a last meal? / Prof. Jones: Capital idea! / Monty: How can you think of food at a time like this?! / Minnesota Jones: What shall we order? / Prof. Jones: Anything but sausages. / Sallah: Dates! / Minnesota Jones: No sausages? / Prof.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1234.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1235 | [[scene: Giuseppe's pizza shop]] / Giuseppe: Here. [[indicating pizza boxes on the counter]] Three large garlic and anchovy pizzas with extra garlic and anchovies. And garlic bread. With anchovies. / Ishmael: Oh man. That room is gonna stink. / Giuseppe: Si. I wouldn't want to be in there for the next... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1235.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1236 | [[scene: Back in Footcrag...]] / Villager: Remember when that army o' hobbit fire wizards raided t' village? / Farmer: Aye, backed up by a legion o' elven warrior maidens. They stole all my food and horses. / Villager: And what about t' horde o' berserker lizard men? / Farmer: Forty feet tall and... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1236.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1237 | [[scene: A press conference. The League of Good Guys are seated at the interview table, giving their story to the gathered press of the world.]] / Worm Master: So as soon as we heard about the hijack we raced straight to the scene. / Refractive Man: Where we used our powers to determine where Aqualich... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1237.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1238 | Terry: E-mail for you, Steve. / Steve: Crikey! Read it, Terry. You know I can't handle anything without claws or fangs. / Terry: It's from Jane Goodall. "I'm inviting you to join an elite group of experts to help solve the world's ecological and environmental problems. / Terry: "Together, it's my plan... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1238.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1239 | Marlowe: Ophelia, this revised text reads great. You and Shakespeare are really pulling for the team. / Ophelia: Sorry Mr Marlowe, but did you actually read it? There's... love poems all through it. / Mercutio: [[butting in]] Sounds like an improvement in government philosophy to me. / Loren: What?... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1239.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1240 | Jamie: Today we're testing the myth that working with traditional hatmaking chemicals can make you go mad. / Adam: I have some felt impregnated with mercury. Let me just inhale the fumes... / [sound]: Sniiiiff!! [[Adam holds the felt to his nose and inhales deeply]] / [[scene change: Adam is now standing... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1240.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1241 | [[scene: The bridge of the Legacy, preparing to depart the starport.]] / Paris: I see the Allosaurus is loaded. / Spanners: Yes. Quercus, the new assistant engineer, did it. / Paris: I haven't had a chance to meet him yet. What's he like? / Serron: A bit wooden. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1241.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1242 | Prof. Jones: [[ordering food from Erwin, through the prison cell bars]] ... Schweinshaxe mit Spätzle, Kartoffelsalat mit diesen kleinen Speckstücken, und Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte und Apfelstrudel zum Nachtisch. / Erwin: No wurst? / Prof. Jones: No, it's the wurst. / Erwin: But we have die best of... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1242.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1243 | Dwalin: To get to the door to the sikkret dwarven kingdom we have tae climb oop high intae the moontains. [[translation: To get to the door to the secret dwarven kingdom we have to climb high up into the mountains.]] / Mordekai: Why on Earth would the entrance to an underground kingdom be at a high... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1243.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1244 | Ishmael: [[delivering pizzas to the Martians in his own room]] Here're your pizzas. / Martian 1: Ah. Thank you, Earthling. / Martian 2: Amazing, this Internet. You can order food and someone brings it without you having to do anything else. / Ishmael: Actually, you have to pay. That's $28.37. Plus... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1244.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1245 | Steve: I can't refuse a good cause. Let Jane Goodall know I'm in! / Terry: [[checking her computer]] She's online. I'll instant message her. / Terry: She wants to know what endangered species you think we should focus on first. / Steve: Crocs! / Terry: "Anything but crocodiles." / Steve: Crikey! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1245.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1246 | Adam: Okay, the myth is busted. You can send me back now. / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: I FFINK YOU FAIL TEW UNNERSTAND THE FUNNAMENTAL PRINCIPLE OF BEIN' DEAD, GUV. / Adam: [[holding up a phone]] Do you get cellphone reception here? / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: UMM... / Adam:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1246.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1247 | Loren: I don't get it, Ophelia. Why would Shakespeare put love poetry in the revision of the US Constitution? / Ophelia: Isn't it obvious? He's holding a torch for you. / Loren: What? Like Lady Liberty? / Ophelia: You don't get out of the government offices much, do you? http://irregularwebcomic.net/1247.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1248 | [[scene: Sister Lily shows James Stud and Honey a luxuriously appointed hotel-style room.]] / Sister Lily: Your room. / Stud: Delightful. / Sister Lily: The doctor invites you to join him for dinner. Six o'clock, for seven. / Stud: Tell him we accept with pleasure. / Honey: Does nothing crack your... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1248.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1249 | [[scene: High up in the Orcrift Mountains, the fantasy party gaze out over the wide plains below from a birds-eye lokout point.]] / Lambert: Wow, it's a good view from up here in the mountains. / Draak: Draak can see whole plain from here to sea. / Alvissa: And look, there's the mighty Elusian River... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1249.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1250 | [[scene: The ship's bridge. Starfields are visible through the viewports, showing they have left the starport.]] / Paris: So, you're a tree being. / Quercus: Yes. From the planet Fagalia. / Quercus: People often find it awkward asking me about my origins, but it's quite straightforward, really. / [[silent... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1250.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1251 | Monty: [[kneeling down near a hole that Sallah is digging in]] How's it going, Sallah? It's almost dawn! The Nazis will be here to shoot us soon! / Sallah: [[from in the hole]] I've just about... yes! There's a clear passage! / Sallah: [[standing up in the hole]] It's very tight though. No time to... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1251.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1252 | Ishmael: Look, if you're going to take over Earth, you need to understand local customs. What do you Martians use for money? / Martian 1: Money? / Martian 2: Looking it up on the Internet... / Martian 2: Well, I'm not sure from this what money is, exactly... / Martian 2: But I don't think it's a problem.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1252.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1253 | Steve: Right. Let's go film some crocs! / Terry: But Jane said no crocs, Steve. / Steve: Crikey! Crocs encapsulate all the problems facing the world today, Terry! All we have to do is capture it! / Terry: Global warming? Mass extinction? Long-term climate change? / Steve: They've been around for millions... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1253.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1254 | Loren: You mean Shakespeare's in love with me? Good God! What can I do about it?! / Ophelia: What indeed... / Loren: Help me, Ophelia! / Ophelia: You have to let him down gently. I don't want him to be hurt. [[in the background, Mercutio stops working and turns to watch]] / Loren: No... I mean, what... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1254.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1255 | Adam: [[on phone]] Oh and Jamie? Get him to bring some of that dead pig from the car. It doesn't look like there's a hot dog stand anywhere near here... / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: SOMEFFINK'S WRONG HERE, GUV. THE DEAD SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TEW COMMUNICATE WIFF THE LIVIN'! / Adam: [[no longer... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1255.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1256 | [[scene: An impressive set of iron-bound doors set in the sheer rock wall of the mountain.]] / Dwalin: The doors tae the dwarven kingdom. The passwoord is soo cunnin' ye'll ne'er guess it, ye ken. Goo on, try. [[translation: The doors to the dwarven kingdom. The password is so cunning, you'll never guess... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1256.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1257 | [[scene: Dawn is slowly breaking in the prison cell in Berlin.]] / Monty: How could you eat so much! You knew Sallah was working on reopening the escape tunnel! / Prof. Jones: But oh, the food... it was so good. Räucherlachs, Zweibelsuppe, Hasenpfeffer, Saurbraten, Leberkäse, Kartoffelpfannkuchen... / Prof.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1257.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1258 | Spanners: [[showing the new assistant engineer around the ship]] The engine room. That's the hyperdrive shunt. There's the manoeuvre engine manifold. / Quercus: [[spotting a device labelled with "FTL"]] The faster-than-light drive? / Spanners: The Faraday Turret Lamp. Very important for navigating the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1258.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1259 | Ishmael: Since I'm here, can I just check my messages? / Martian 1: Sure. / [sound]: click [[Ishmael presses a button on his answering machine]] / Answering Machine: You have ... one ... new message. From 555-5555. / Ishmael: My mother's number. / Answering Machine: "Call me, Ishmael!" / Ishmael:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1259.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1260 | [[scene: Steve lies on a stretcher by a river, attended by an ambulance crew.]] / Doctor: So how did this happen? / Terry: We were filming a documentary... / Steve: [[in flashback]] We're here to get the opinions of some crocs on global warming. [[gestures at a nearby croc]] / Terry: Steve! / Steve:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1260.html |
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