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| Irregular Webcomic! #1201 | Ophelia: [[reading]] "We the People..." Well, first we have to define specifically who these "people" are. / Loren: Everyone! That's the whole principle of American democracy! / Ophelia: Non-Americans? / Loren: Well... no. / Ophelia: Illegal immigrants? / Loren: Of course not. / Ophelia: Political... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1201.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1202 | Erwin: [[appearing in Hitler's Brain's chamber and saluting]] Sieg Heil! / Haken: Erwin! What took you so long? Did you find die orichalcum? Where is Fraulein Dr Smith? / Erwin: We did not find it. It is very rugged terrain there. Ginny went back to Moscow. / Hitler's Brain: So, die Kremlin knows about... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1202.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1203 | Jane Goodall: [[on the phone, in her office in Africa]] Hello. Jane Goodall speaking. / Charity Collector Guy: [[on the phone, from Australia]] Hi. I'm calling about an error on your website. / Charity Collector Guy: It says there are three times fewer wild chimps than in 1980. It should say "one third... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1203.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1204 | Alvissa: We're out of supplies and need to cross the Orcrift Mountains. Is there any way you can help us, Dwalin? / Dwalin: I cannae, Alvissa. Ye ken oor races bear the Five-Thoosand Year Groodge. I suggest ye try the nearby human town of Footcrag. / Alvissa: That's probably not the best idea... / Lambert:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1204.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1205 | [[scene: Crab Key. Quarrel's skeletal remains lie before James Stud and Honey.]] / Men: [[dressed in radiation suits]] Come with us. / Stud: Eeek! Aliens! / Honey: It's men in radiation suits, for crying out loud. / Stud: You know, you haven't even told me your name yet. / Honey: Is this really the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1205.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1206 | [[scene: Hades]] / Marcus: You mean we're not dead? We're dreaming?! / Marcus: What an onus of fimus tauri! / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: WHY ARE YOU ANGRY? YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. / Marcus: But living in a cliché! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1206.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1207 | Iki Piki: [[GMing a game from behind a GM's screen depicting Me superposed with the game title "Reality"]] Your webcomic attains moderate popularity! / Serron: [[writing on a character sheet]] I use it to generate vast quantities of income! / Spanners: [[waving his character sheet excitedly in the air]]... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1207.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1208 | Haken: Erwin! Do you mean that you... und Fraulein Dr Smith...? / Erwin: Oh! Nothing like that, Herr Kolonel! We just had a few dinners together in die Polish countryside as we worked our way back to civilisation. / Haken: Erwin... / Erwin: [[resigned]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/1208.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1209 | Loren: Mercutio, what's with Will? / Mercutio: Hmm? / Loren: He can't seem to say two words straight. / Mercutio: Will? Will Shakespeare? Who works in this office? / Loren: Yes, Will Shakespeare. I think he must be the least articulate man in history! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1209.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1210 | Ishmael: The Martians are real and they're invading, I tell you! They've established a beachhead in my room! / Man in Black: Is there any sand in your room? / Ishmael: What? No, of course not. / Man in Black: So, no beach. Ergo, there can't be a beachhead. Therefore, no invasion, and no Martians. Q.E.D. / Ishmael:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1210.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1211 | Mordekai: Do all dwarves speak with a Scottish accent? / Dwalin: Och aye. Wi're a highl'nd pipple, ye ken. [[translation: Oh yes. We're a highland people, you know.]] / Lambert: But you live underground! / Dwalin: Aye. In the highl'nds! [[translation: Yes. In the highlands!]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/1211.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1212 | [[scene: Anakin has defeated Count Dooku to rescue Chancellor Palpatine, and now stands with two lightsabres poised at Dooku's neck.]] / Palpatine: Good, Anakin, good. I knew you could do it. Kill him. Kill him now! / Anakin: I shouldn't... / Palpatine: Do it!! / Count Dooku: Yes, please, put me out... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1212.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1213 | Paris: So Spanners, how's the Vegan Catholic church thing working out? / Spanners: Oh, I left. I had a conflict of physics. / Paris: Physics? Their dogma didn't match observed scientific fact? / Spanners: No. I just found the communion service to be without any meaning or focus. / Paris: You don't... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1213.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1214 | Julius: We're dreaming? We're still alive? / Julius: The Bobby Ewing scenario?! It's all just a dream??! / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: HANG ON, YOU'RE ROMANS. HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DALLAS? / Marcus: Clearly it's a bad dream. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1214.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1215 | Sallah: So what now, Monty? / Monty: We're completely at the mercy of the Nazis. I expect they'll execute us. / Prof. Jones: [[sitting, with back to camera]] Well that's just shocking!! / Monty: Yes dad, it is. / Prof. Jones: [[turning around, holding the mystery novel up]] The butler did it! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1215.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1216 | [[scene: A radiation decontamination facility somewhere in Dr No's secret base on Crab Key.]] / Man: Remove your clothes. / Stud: Do as he says. / Honey: Because they're contaminated with radiation? / Stud: Uh... sure, that too. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1216.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1217 | Shakespeare: [[reading computer screen]] "Article III. Section 2. The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under this Constitution..." / Shakespeare: Gah. How can I write this more clearly and relevantly for modern society? / [[beat]] / Shakespeare: [[typing]] The first... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1217.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1218 | Lambert: Obviously this Dwalin knows about the secret dwarven passage, otherwise why else would he be here? / Mordekai: Metagaming. I like it. / Draak: Draak think so too. But how we get dwarf to tell? / Kyros: I have some subtle psychological magic that can help to gently persuade people to our point... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1218.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1219 | Man in Black: Now I've sorted that out, my job here is done. / Ishmael: But the Martians are invading! They want to conquer the entire planet! / Man in Black: Seeya. [[waves and departs]] / Ishmael: They're bloodthirsty warmongers! We're all going to die! / Martian 1: [[instructing Martian 2 at the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1219.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1220 | GM: With Paris dead, you probably want to hire an assistant engineer. Some maintenance needs two pairs of hands. / Spanners: Iki Piki can do it. / Iki Piki: Yeah! I know how to fix reactor leaks! / Iki Piki: Which reminds me, I need to buy some more chewing gum. / Spanners: On second thought, I'll... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1220.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1221 | [[scene: The prison cell in Berlin.]] / Erwin: [[from outside the cell bars]] I have good news und bad news. / Monty: Give us the bad news first. / Erwin: Die Führer has decided you will be shot at dawn tomorrow. / Monty: What?! What's the good news? / Erwin: Die Führer has decided you will not be... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1221.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1222 | Mercutio: This whole project to standardise the US Constitution to ISO 9001 is counterproductive. / Mercutio: By codifying rules of law and behaviour, you merely challenge greater numbers of miscreants to flout them. / Loren: The more rules we have, the less they can be abused! / Mercutio: Counterexample...... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1222.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1223 | [[scene: The radiation decontamination facility somewhere in Dr No's secret base on Crab Key.]] / Man 1: Okay, they're clean. [[Stud and Honey are ushered through a door behind the radiation suited men.]] / Man 1: [[walking over to talk to a second radiation technician]] Amazing, this 1960s nuclear... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1223.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1224 | [[scene: Alvissa tends the horses alone. The rest of the party are in conversation with Dwalin in the background.]] / Alvissa: This is a most unusual pickle. We can't go forward over the Orcrift Mountains because the others have eaten all the food. / Alvissa: We can't go back to Footcrag because the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1224.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1225 | Quercus: [[a huge tree man]] Hi, I'm Quercus. I'm here for the assistant engineer position. / Spanners: Um. Can you crawl through plasma coolant access conduits? / Quercus: No, but I can change a hyperspace skew generator singlehanded, while restraining two other crew members from interfering. / Spanners:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1225.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1226 | [sound]: RIIING! / Ishmael: Now what? [[answers his cell phone]] / Giuseppe: [[over phone]] Ishmael? It's Giuseppe! Urgent pizza delivery! Get down here and pick it up! Presto! / Ishmael: Where to? / Giuseppe: [[over phone]] Room 42, Melville House, at the university. / Ishmael: Room 42, Mel... That's... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1226.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1227 | [[scene: Julius' alchemy lab back in Rome.]] / Marcus: Ah, we've recovered from our Underworld hallucinations. Looks like the Greek fire really didn't kill us. / Julius: Oh no. You know what this means? / Marcus: Yes, we still have full lives ahead of us! / Julius: No, it means we have to put up with... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1227.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1228 | Prof. Jones: Well this is just terrible! Executed at dawn! / Monty: I know, dad. / Prof. Jones: [[holds up a book]] Now I'll never finish the sequel to this mystery novel! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1228.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1229 | [[scene: Jane Goodall's office, somewhere in Africa.]] / Jane Goodall: The world is going to pot. Global warming, pollution, mass extinctions, unsustainable population growth, wildlife habitat loss. / Jane Goodall: I know! I'll assemble a team of world experts to produce a series of documentaries to... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1229.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1230 | Dwalin: Alvissa, after a wee discoossion wi' yer companions, I've decided tae show ye the sikkret dwarven passage throu yon Orcrift Moontains. [[translation: Alvissa, after a bit of discussion with your companions, I've decided to show you the secret dwarven passage through the Orcrift Mountains.]] / Dwalin:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1230.html |
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