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| Irregular Webcomic! #1111 | [[scene: In the tavern in the town of Footcrag.]] / Barkeep: Aren't you the hobbit who was in here last night and... / Kyros: No, no, no... / Kyros: You are mistaken, my good man. All hobbits look alike to us humans. / Barkeep: Say... aren't you the fire wizard who... / Kyros: Um... / Kyros: Yeah,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1111.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1112 | Boat Guy 1: [[through a bullhorn to Stud, Quarrel, and Honey on the beach]] All right! Have it your way! We'll be back! / Boat Guy 2: "With men." / Boat Guy 1: With men! / Boat Guy 2: "And dogs..." / Boat Guy 1: And dogs! / Boat Guy 2: Now turn the bullhorn off. / Boat Guy 1: Now turn the bullhorn... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1112.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1113 | [[scene: exterior of plane flying]] / Steve: Crikey! It's always good to head back home to Australia! / Terry: Yes. I think this is the first trip we've taken where you didn't end up causing some sort of trouble. / Steve: I got arrested! / Terry: With wildlife I meant. / Steve: The shark! / Terry:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1113.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1114 | [[scene: An airfield tarmac. Haken and Erwin are marching Ginny and the Joneses across it at gunpoint.]] / Erwin: So now we take you to Berlin by zeppelin. / Haken: Ja. You tell them, Erwin. / [[silent beat]] / Erwin: [[to Haken]] Shouldn't we be saying something funny now? / Haken: Nazi science sneers... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1114.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1115 | scene: The Royal planning room on Naboo.}
/ Sio Bibble: A communications disruption can only mean one thing. Invasion. / Amidala: We must continue to rely on negotiation. / Sio Bibble: Negotiation? We've lost all communications! / Amidala: I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war. / Sio... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1115.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1116 | Head Death: YOU GO TO THE AFTERLIFE, WHERE YOU FIND ETERNAL HAPPINESS. / Head Death: THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE IS SO HORRIBLE, I HESITATE TO MENTION IT... / Head Death: RETURN AS A RESTLESS GHOST TO HAUNT YOUR COMPANIONS AND MAKE THEIR LIVES MISERABLE. / Paris: I'll take that. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1116.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1117 | [[scene: A farm on the outskirts of Footcrag.]] / Alvissaa: Hail, friend farmer. / Farmer: Hail, fair elf maiden. / Alvissa: I was wondering if you would be so kind as to sell me food and horses... er... / Alvissa: Do you always wield a pitchfork? / Farmer: Aye. You never know when a good angry mob... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1117.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1118 | Florence: Sam, do you ever get the feeling that something isn't quite right? / Sam: What do you mean Florence? Is this one of your Bowman's Wolf senses? / GM: She's referring to the fact that we've been playing since 1998 and we're still only one page into a 60-page adventure! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1118.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1119 | Ophelia: Mercutio, can you fix those spec issues I logged? Don't forget, it needs to be done by Friday. / Mercutio: Sure. Let me put it on my Outlook task list. / Ophelia: You keep a task list in Outlook?! I didn't think you'd organise your work to that degree, especially with a Microsoft product. / Mercutio:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1119.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1120 | Paris appears as a ghost, behind the others, who are gathered around a torpedo lying before a torpedo bay of the ship.]] // Paris: [thinking] Oooh, they're holding a memorial. I'll just lurk and hear what they thought of me in life. / Spanners: It's a shame that it had to come to this. I thought she'd... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1120.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1121 | [[scene: Inside the Graf Zeppelin, flying over a wintery vista.]] / Haken: Now we are safely out of Russia, hand over die orichalcum. / Monty: You want it, Haken... [[grabs Ginny's suitcase and tosses it out the window]] / Monty: You go get it! / Ginny: Nooo!! / Monty: {to Ginny} Nice acting. / Ginny:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1121.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1122 | [caption]: Brisbane International Airport, Australia / Steve: Suzie! Crikey! Fancy meetin' you here! / Terry: You know this woman? / Steve: We used to go out, before I met you. We raised an orphan croc together. / Suzie: It was the biggest kick I ever got. / Terry: So what happened? / Steve: The years... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1122.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1123 | Spanners: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. And so we commit Paris' mortal remains to the stars from whence they came. [[pushes a button and the torpedo is launched into space]] / Paris: That was touching guys. / Iki Piki: [[turning in surprise]] Paris! What?! How?! / Paris: I'm a ghost, you morons, now... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1123.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1124 | Farmer: Four horses, 100 pounds of wheat, 20 of salted meat, 20 of dried apples, 20 of beans, 20 of hardtack. Is that the lot? / Alvissa: Yes, thanks. How much do I owe... / Villager: [[appearing in a hurry from the town]] Jakob! There's an angry mob forming at the tavern! Hurry! / Farmer: Told you... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1124.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1125 | Obi-Wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground. / Anakin: You underestimate my power! / [sound]: Whooom! Sliiice! [[Anakin attempts to leap over Obi-Wan, who slices his arms and legs off with his lightsabre]] / Obi-Wan: And now you haven't a leg to stand on. / Anakin: You and your damned aphorisms!... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1125.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1126 | Spanners: So you're an incorporeal spirit entity now, Paris? / Spanners: Is there a reason why you didn't possess your cloned body just now, before we fired it? That would have made interacting with us easier. / Paris: There was a body in that torpedo? You imbeciles dumped my body into a star?! Again?! / Serron:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1126.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1127 | Haken: Erwin! / Erwin: Jawohl, Herr Kolonel! / Haken: Jump out after die orichalcum! / Erwin: That is unlikely to work very well... / Haken: Would you rather face die Führer when I tell him we had it and you let it out of our hands? / Ginny: I think jumping over unknown terrain would be braver! /... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1127.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1128 | [[scene: A dim interior, light by torch sconces. Alchemical gear litters a table.]] / Marcus: You know Julius, it's not reputable for an aspiring senator such as yourself to dabble in alchemy. / Julius: I think alchemy can teach us about political principles. / Julius: We still don't know if matter... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1128.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1129 | Me: Boy, webcomics have really taken off in the last few years. / [[reads screen]] / Me: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! / Me: Still a waste of time. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1129.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1130 | Spanners: Given this irrefutable evidence of an afterlife, I've decided to adopt a religion. I'm converting to Vegan Catholicism. / Serron: That's rather radical! / Paris: What?! / Iki Piki: Vegan? So you won't eat food made from insects any more? / Spanners: That's right. I'm giving it up for le... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1130.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1131 | Alvissa: I have the food and horses, but that farmer ran off before I could pay him. / Alvissa: I'll leave some money here at his door. / Alvissa: Now, to see what this disturbance at the tavern is. I hope it's not... [[turns to face the direction of the tavern]] / [sound]: Fwackoom!!! [[an insanely... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1131.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1132 | Marcus: What's that? / Julius: [[holding a pot of something]] Greek fire. / Julius: A sticky combustible compound that can be sprayed on enemies and can't be doused with water. / Marcus: Should you have a naked flame next to it? / Julius: Relax, it's perfectly safe. / [sound]: Fwackoom! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1132.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1133 | Stud: Come on, let's wade up the river. / Quarrel: To throw off the tracking dogs? / Stud: Er... yes, of course. And we should um... leave all our clothes behind, in case the dogs have the scent. / Honey: Nice try. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1133.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1134 | Monty: [[looking out the zeppelin door]] There was a false bottom in the suitcase? The orichalcum was really in there? / Prof. Jones: Really, Junior. Anyone could have seen the bottom of Dr Smith's suitcase was too large for the contents we found. / Monty: Why didn't you say her bottom looked big to... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1134.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1135 | Spanners: We could clone another body for you to possess, Paris. It'll be almost like you're still alive. / Serron: Except better! If something happens to your body, you can just move to a new one! / Paris: No thanks. When I needed my body, you dumped it into a star. Twice. / Paris: Who knows what'll... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1135.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1136 | Jamie: Hey Adam, did you know that tree frogs secrete an adhesive so that they stick together during copulation? / Jamie: Biologists tried removing the gland that makes it, and found the frogs couldn't reproduce without it. / Adam: Really? What's the chemical formula? / Jamie: C5H8NO4Na. / Adam: You... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1136.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1137 | Lambert: [[fleeing the angry mob of villagers]] Alvissa! Run! / Angry Mob: Kill the bail jumpers! Kill the treasury thieves! Kill the town wreckers! We're sure the lizard man had nothing to do with it! / Mordekai: [[stopping and turning to face the mob]] Hang on. You arrested Draak last night along... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1137.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1138 | Me: I had a plan to start a webcomic of my own a few years ago. / [[reads a webcomic]] / [[reads another webcomic]] / Me: Whatever happened to that idea? http://irregularwebcomic.net/1138.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1139 | [[scene: The bank of the river Acheron. A skeletal figure in a cape stands in a boat by the shore, leaning on a bargepole.]] / Marcus: Who are you? / Charon: Charon. / Julius: Charon? / Charon: [[condescendingly]] The Ferryman... / Julius: Er... / Charon: [[rolling eyes]] I take the souls of the dead... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1139.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1140 | Erwin: [[reappearing, with a pack on his back]] I have die parachute, Herr Kolonel. / Haken: Sehr gut. Now, jump! / [[Erwin stands by the open zeppelin door.]] / Ginny: Erwin! Wait! {runs and leaps at Erwin]] / [[The two fall out of the zeppelin together.]] / Monty: Women never throw themselves at... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1140.html |
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