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| Irregular Webcomic! #1021 | Julius: Ave, Marce. Seen Lucium today? / Marcus: I saw Lucii's chariot in the foro. He's off to see Luciam. / / Julius: You mean Lucius is going to meet Luciae at a gathering of the Luciorum? / Marcus: Until Lucia leaves Lucio, yes. / / [[silent beat]] / / Julius: I'm not going on with this. The grammar's too complicated. / Marcus:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1021.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1022 | [[scene: San Francisco Airport terminal]] / Jamie: Welcome to San Francisco. I'm Jamie, this is Adam... er... Where's Steve? / / Terry: He got arrested by Customs. / / Jamie: Oh dear. That'll mean a full strip and body cavity search. / / Terry: I thought that was just a myth. / Adam: Nope. Confirmed back in Episode... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1022.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1023 | [[scene: on the streets of Kiev]] / Monty: Dr Smith! / Ginny: Dr Jones! / / Prof. Jones: Hello again. We were just looking for you. It's amazing that we found you, you know. / / Prof. Jones: In London or New York, for example, we never would have had a chance. / / Ginny: See? In the Soviet Union, even the coincidences... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1023.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1024 | Martian 2: What's our motivation for invading Earth anyway? Water? Minerals? Nicer weather? Human cattle to do our bidding? Lebensraum? / / Martian 3: No, you idiot. It's because Earth obstructs our view of Venus. / / Martian 2: Oh, of course... / / Martian 1: Who did you two imbeciles learn your astronomy from?... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1024.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1025 | Iki Piki: Well... we didn't exactly lose your body. / Spanners: No, it was infected by a space parasite. / / Paris: What?! / Iki Piki: Which laid its eggs in you... / / Spanners: ... and the larvae hatched and ate your brain... / Paris: What?! / / Serron: ... so we dumped the remains into a star. / Paris: YOU DID WH... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1025.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1026 | Kyros: Quick, let's get out of this town! / Alvissa: But the bail is your word of bond... / / Mordekai: We have a quest to go on! / Alvissa: Since when have you cared about that? / / Kyros: Yeah! It's vital that we cross the Awful Mountains and insult this irate aged dragon, Elf-Hacker. / / Alvissa: You mean cross... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1026.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1027 | [[scene: a booth in the bar]] / Helix: Listen, James. I've been working this case for the CIA for a while, and I've come to some conclusions. / / Helix: This Chinese guy called Dr No has a secret base on Crab Key, where he's built a nuclear powered missile toppling device. / / Stud: Interesting, Helix. But why... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1027.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1028 | Jamie: [[walking through a part of San Francisco Airport]] So what was Steve arrested for? / Terry: Joking to a Customs official. / Adam: Oh, yeah, you don't want to do that. They're like some sort of humourless government Men in Black. / Man in Black: [[appearing disconcertingly in their path]] There's... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1028.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1029 | Monty: You can't take the orichalcum to Russia for use in war machines! It belongs in a museum! / Ginny: So do you! / Prof. Jones: Hey, what about me then? I'm older and more interesting. Definite museum material. / Minnesota Jones: [[behind Prof. Jones]] Ahem... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1029.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1030 | Shakespeare: [[typing]] Not marble, nor the gilded monuments/ Of princes, shall outlive this powerful rime;/ But you shall shine more bright in these contents/ Than unswept stone, besmear’d with sluttish time. / Mercutio: Don't quit your day job, Will! / Shakespeare: http://irregularwebcomic.net/1030.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1031 | Alvissa: You don't even remember what the quest is! / Draak: [[in background]] Ooow... Shout hurt Draak head. / Kyros: Sure we do! I knew there was a dragon involved somewhere! / Alvissa: We have to consult him, not insult him! / Lambert: With Kyros, there's often not much difference between those... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1031.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1032 | Paris: So I'm stuck here in cyberspace as a computer-simulated personality based on my mindscan?! / Iki Piki: Afraid so. Serron accidentally cleaned out all traces of your DNA from the ship, so we can't clone you. / Paris: Hrmm. Well, best be philosophical about it, I suppose. / Paris: Spanners, can... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1032.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1033 | Me: It never fails. / Me: Strips I make that I think are hilarious, hardly any readers get, and if they do they don't appreciate them. / Me: While jokes that I think are pretty lame and use for filler when I'm out of ideas turn out to be the most popular. / Me: They should love this one then... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1033.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1034 | [[scene: San Francisco Airport security office]] / Jamie: Look, he really is here to jump over a shark. For our TV show. / Adam: So he wasn't joking or lying. You can release him. / Customs Guy: Maybe so... / Customs Guy: But when we asked if the purpose of his trip was for business or pleasure, he... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1034.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1035 | Monty: Dad! Grandad! When she says I belong in a museum, she means my attitude to antiquities is outdated. / Monty: It's an insult. You don't want to be claiming priority for it. / Prof. Jones: I don't think it was an insult, Junior. / Monty: What makes you say that, dad? / Prof. Jones: [[pointing... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1035.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1036 | [[scene: A starkly lit chamber. In it a lone man sits apprehensively in a chair.]] / [caption]: Meanwhile, in Dr No's secret base on Crab Key... / Dr No: [[unseen, over speakers]] You failed to kill James Stud. / [[camera tracks back to reveal a table in the room, on which rests a cage]] / Dr No: Go... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1036.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1037 | Alvissa: You need to show up for the trial to get the bail money back. / Lambert: It'll be a show trial! They'll frame us for all sorts of malicious deeds we may or may not be responsible for! / Alvissa: You were so drunk you don't even remember what happened! / Kyros: Exactly! How are we supposed... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1037.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1038 | Microsoft Rep: [[over phone]] Microsoft customer support. / Mercutio: Hi, I'm having a problem with a second-hand laptop. / Mercutio: The default administrator account data is in a Windows XP folder named Henry. I want to change it to my own name, but nothing seems to work. / Microsoft Rep: We have... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1038.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1039 | Spanners: Unfortunately no, you can't access ship systems from here in cyberspace, Paris. / Paris: But I'm the only qualified pilot. / Serron: [[excited]] I'll fly the ship! I'll fly the ship! / [[silent beat]] / Spanners: I'll see if I can rig up a bypass circuit so you can fly the ship, Paris. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1039.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1040 | Steve: [[walking through the airport concourse]] Crikey! Thanks for rescuing me from those customs blokes! / Jamie: It's okay. We're used to dealing with authorities in weird situations. / Adam: I guess after your long flight from Australia and that traumatic experience, you want to rest and relax... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1040.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1041 | Monty: [[running after Dr Smith]] After her! / Minnesota Jones: [[running]] Hmmm... three generations of Jones boys chasing the one woman. / Prof. Jones: [[running]] This reminds me of when Junior had a crush on his French teacher at school. / Minnesota Jones: I still say she liked me more. / Prof.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1041.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1042 | Mercutio: You're kidding me?! If I want my XP admin folder to have my own name, I need to change my name from Mercutio to Henry?! / Microsoft Rep: [[over phone]] Calm down, sir. If you don't want to change your name to Henry, we have another workaround for you. / Mercutio: Yes? And what's that? / Microsoft... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1042.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1043 | Kyros: The bail money is to prevent us leaving town, right? There's a very simple solution here. / Alvissa: You are not going to steal the bail money back! / Lambert: No. He's going to distract you while someone else steals it... / Alvissa: What? Where's Mordekai...? http://irregularwebcomic.net/1043.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1044 | Helix: So James, shall we go check out Crab Key under cover of darkness? / Stud: I'm getting a bit tired. Let's go tomorrow. / Helix: Good thinking. Don't want to risk being seen as the sun rises. / Stud: It'll also give me time to hire some chump to take the lethal traps we're sure to encounter. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1044.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1045 | Spanners: Okay Paris, I've hooked up helm control for you. / Paris: Great! Changing course... / Iki Piki: Where to? / Paris: Our last port of call. It's likely some of my skin flakes will still be there, so we can clone me a new body. / Iki Piki: Why didn't we think of that? / Serron: Wishful thi... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1045.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1046 | Monty: We have to catch Dr Smith and get the orichalcum! / Ginny: Stop right there! Just what do you zinc you are going to do anyway, even if you catch me? / Monty: We'll call a copper! / Ginny: In Kiev? He will arrest the Russian? Or the American spies? / Prof. Jones: You have to admit, she has some... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1046.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1047 | [caption]: Monterey Bay Aquarium, south of San Francisco... / Jamie: Here's the shark, in this tank. / Steve: Crikey! 'e doesn't look stroppy enough to me! All this easy aquarium food's made 'im soft! / Adam: Shall we get a different shark? / Steve: Nah, I'll sort 'im out! / [sound]: Splash! / Terry:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1047.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1048 | Head Death: [[looking at a huge coffin that has appeared on the infinite featureless plane of Death]] What the hell is this? / Death of Bad Pizza Deliveries: Delivery from Legostar Galactica. / Head Death: I've told that cartoonist to stop sending his rubbish over here! We don't do that crossover shtick! / Head... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1048.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1049 | Mordekai: Okay, I'm back. We can leave town now. / Alvissa: Mordekai! You didn't?! Did you...? / Mordekai: I'd kind of like to get out of this jurisdiction in a hurry... can we discuss it on the road? http://irregularwebcomic.net/1049.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1050 | [[scene: exterior of a ship in orbit about a planet]] / Paris: Arawne starport, we were here a week ago. We need to find DNA of one of our crew. / Paris: We wondered if there might be some human skin flakes still littering the vicinity of docking bay G14. / Starport Control: A week?? Hey, what do you... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1050.html |
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