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| Irregular Webcomic! #751 | [[scene: The labyrinth. The groups have stopped for a rest and broken into the Joneses in one group, and Haken, Erwin, and Dr Smith in the other. The latter are having a conversation in the background.]] / Monty: Dad! There's something you need to know about Dr Smith! / / Prof. Jones: Oh, what's that? / / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/751.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #752 | Alvissa: Right, the village. I don't know what sort of reception we'll get. / / Alvissa: Kyros, Lambert, you get the horses. Mordekai and I will get provisions. Draak... / / Draak: Draak help get food. Mmmm... / / Alvissa: Er... no... you better come with us. http://irregularwebcomic.net/752.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #753 | Spanners: Hey, we've seen you before in cyberspace. Aren't you Death? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: NOT THIS TIME. I'VE BEEN PROMOTED TO FATE. / / Spanners: Hmmm. Death collects souls. What does Fate actually do then? / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: UM... ER... / / Death of Insanely Overpowered... http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #754 | [[scene: The labyrinth. Now Monty has gone over to speak to Haken and Erwin, followed by Minnesota Jones. This leaves Dr Smith and Prof. Jones together.]] / Prof. Jones: So you're Russian, eh? / Ginny: Da. / / Prof. Jones: I went to Russia once. Really good food there. Nice and hearty. / / Prof. Jones: I had this... http://irregularwebcomic.net/754.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #755 | Steve: [[rushing to the door, where a crocodile has just pushed its way into the house past Terry]] Crikey! / / Terry: Steve! No! [[as Steve leaps on to the croc and starts wrestling it]] / / Steve: 'e's attackin' for no reason! Crikey! It's an African species! They're not native round 'ere! / / Steve: If I didn't... http://irregularwebcomic.net/755.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #756 | Ophelia: [[at Mercutio's desk]] Mercutio, you've known Will for years. What can I do to convince him to drop this job of novelising Lord of the Rings? / / Mercutio: [[without looking away from hs computer screen]] You could just try asking him out for a romantic dinner. / / Ophelia: What?! How will that help? / / Mercutio:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/756.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #757 | [[scene: The labyrinth. The group is on the move again. Again Monty and Dr Smith have drifted to the back of the group.]] / Monty: So, I'm guessing your name isn't really Dr Ginny Smith? / / Ginny: Da, it is. My parents were American. But I adopted a new name in Mother Russia. / / Ginny: Valentina Irina Ranevskaya... http://irregularwebcomic.net/757.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #758 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: [[to Spanners, Serron, and Iki Piki]] TO BE HONEST, THIS IS MY FIRST JOB AS FATE. I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO DO. / / Clippy the Microsoft Office Assistant: [[interrupting usefully]] It looks like you're trying to rationalise your existence. Do you need some help... http://irregularwebcomic.net/758.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #759 | [[scene: back at the village, Kyros and Lambert approach a villager who is standing by a couple of horses]] / Kyros: I'd like to buy a horse. / Villager: Aren't you the wizard who burnt down the tavern? / / Kyros: No, that was some other fire wizard. / / Villager: We don't actually get that many fire wizards around... http://irregularwebcomic.net/759.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #760 | [[scene: The labyrinth. Another rest break. This time they have split into three groups: Haken and Erwin chat in the background, Monty and Dr Smith talk aside by themselves, and Prof. Jones and Minnesota Jones discuss things.]] / Prof. Jones: I don't like the way Junior is getting pally with that Russian... http://irregularwebcomic.net/760.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #761 | Martian 1: [[to the Earthling student]] Volunteer, eh? Well, we do have some "probing" questions we'd like to ask. / / Martian 2: http://irregularwebcomic.net/761.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #762 | Iki Piki: [[referring to Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs, who is still standing nearby]] He killed that AI thing from the past. Will that have any effect on history? / / Spanners: It doesn't generate any causality paradoxes. Our past is fixed, so it actually already happened. / / Spanners: It just... http://irregularwebcomic.net/762.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #763 | Ginny: [[stopped at a junction in the labyrinth]] A three way fork. I say we go left. / Monty: No, middle. / / Minnesota Jones: I'm with the boy. Middle. / Prof. Jones: I vote middle too. / / Haken: This is not a democracy! We go to die extreme right! [[walks decisively into the right passageway]] / / Erwin: I fear... http://irregularwebcomic.net/763.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #764 | [[scene: Steve and Terry's house. Steve has tied the croc's snout up.]] / Steve: That's not normal behaviour for a croc. / / Steve: 'e must 'ave been driven mad with rage! / / Terry: [[pointing outside]] Look, there's a note on the lawn. The crocodile must have dropped it. / / Steve: [[outside on the lawn, as Terry... http://irregularwebcomic.net/764.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #765 | [[scene: The remains of the tavern the party burnt down in the village.]] / Alvissa: Hail, innkeeper! / Innkeeper: [[looking up from sifting through the ashes for any belongings that might have survived]] Oh... it's you. / / Alvissa: Er... yes. We're leaving town. Can we buy some provisions? / / Innkeeper: You... http://irregularwebcomic.net/765.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #766 | Monty: [[walking through the labyrinth]] We've been wandering in this labyrinth for hours! / / [[the group keeps walking]] / / [[the group keeps walking]] / / Prof. Jones: You know, it feels like weeks. http://irregularwebcomic.net/766.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #767 | [[Captain Spatula points with super team-mates behind him, in a dramatic call to action pose.]] / / [[The heroes are madly driving through streets, dodging traffic and pedestrians. A driver curses out his window at the heroes.]] / / [[The heroes are sitting calmly in the car park of a Kansas Fried Chicken... http://irregularwebcomic.net/767.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #768 | Mercutio: [[sitting at his desk]] Will's writing a novelisation of the Lord of the Rings movies? / / Ophelia: Yes! Can you talk to him about it? / Mercutio: [[standing up for action]] You bet I will! / / Ophelia: Good, I knew I could count on a real fantasy fan like you. / / Mercutio: I'll see if he can put in... http://irregularwebcomic.net/768.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #769 | Ginny: [[spotting something in the labyrinth]] A gleaming reddish metal! Orichalcum! / / Haken: Aha! Once again Nazi science triumphs! [[as Dr Smith loads a suitcase with the orichalcum]] / / Monty: A triumph? We just stumbled across it, wandering around blindly in this labyrinth. / / Erwin: Are you questioning... http://irregularwebcomic.net/769.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #770 | Me: [[looking at computer screen]] Hmmm... what's this comic site? Legostar Galactica... / / [[Me reading the comic on the screen]] / / Me: Ha ha ha ha! / / Me: Still... making a webcomic out of Lego minifigures. What a nerd. http://irregularwebcomic.net/770.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #771 | Serron: [[still in cyberspace]] So what does a Fate get paid these days? / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: PAID? / / Serron: Well what did you get paid as Death then? That's an important service, they must have paid you well. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: UM... NO... WE DID GET GOOD HEALTH... http://irregularwebcomic.net/771.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #772 | [[scene: Walking through the Minoan labyrinth. Drs Smith and Jones have again fallen to the back of the group.]] / Monty: You can't let Haken shoot us and take the orichalcum back to Berlin! They'll build indestructible machines of war! / / Ginny: No, I plan to shoot you and take it back to Moscow, so Mother... http://irregularwebcomic.net/772.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #773 | Villager: [[frightened by the awesome presence of the fire wizard]] Take a horse! Take them all! Just don't burn down my stables! Please! / / Lambert: I'm not going to burn down anything! I'm not a fire wizard! / / Villager: Whatever you say, Mr Wizard, sir! Here, take my gold too! / / Lambert: I don't want your... http://irregularwebcomic.net/773.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #774 | [[scene: the field where the Martians parked their saucer, only it is nowhere to be seen]] / Martian 1: Oh, I don't believe this. Where did you park the flying saucer? / / [sound]: [[A mysterious black van, bristling with surveillance equipment pulls up]] Vrooom! Screeeech! / / Man in Black: [[stepping out of... http://irregularwebcomic.net/774.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #775 | Haken: [[at the front of the group trudging through the Minoan labyrinth]] Ach. Die Joneses are a nuisance. Always getting involved in our plans and spoiling them. / / Erwin: They are not so bad, Herr Kolonel. They are just trying to do a job, like us. / / Haken: And it is not good that Herr Doktor Jones is... http://irregularwebcomic.net/775.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #776 | Steve: [[incredulous]] I killed this croc's brother?! That's slander, that is! / / Terry: I have to admit, despite all the wrestling, I've never seen you actually kill a croc. / / Steve: Crikey! Who'd do such a despicable thing?! / / Terry: [[examining the note]] It's on Jane Goodall's letterhead... http://irregularwebcomic.net/776.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #777 | Mercutio: [[confronting Will at his desk]] Will! You're writing a new novelisation of The Lord of the Rings? / / Shakespeare: Don't tell me Ophelia's been hassling you to get on my case about "preserving Tolkien's vision". I know how to preserve it! / / Mercutio: I just wanted to ask you to put in some catgirls. / / Shakespeare:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/777.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #778 | [[scene: The group have stopped to talk again in the labyrinth. Haken, Erwin, and the two senior Joneses are discussing the situation through a doorway in the background]] / Monty: So you're going to betray Haken and Erwin for Mother Russia too, eh? / / Ginny: Of course. They are but pawns in the grand game... http://irregularwebcomic.net/778.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #779 | [[scene: cyberspace]] / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: SO YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULD DEMAND MY OLD JOB BACK? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: WITH A SALARY, FOUR WEEKS PAID ANNUAL LEAVE, AND A COMPANY CAR? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I'LL HAVE TO DISCUSS THIS WITH SOME OF MY... http://irregularwebcomic.net/779.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #780 | Alvissa: [[to the newly returned Lambert and Kyros, who lead horses]] I see you found someone willing to sell some horses. Excellent. / / Lambert: Uh, yeah, and he gave us a big bag of... / Kyros: Ahem. / Lambert: ... uh... extra oats too. / / Alvissa: Wow, that was nice of him. I thought the villagers might not... http://irregularwebcomic.net/780.html |
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