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| Irregular Webcomic! #721 | [[scene: Dr SMith and Erwin are enjoying a picnic on a tablecloth set out on the floor of the labyrinth]] / Ginny: So how did you get to be a Nazi? / / Erwin: It was put on die brown shirt, or get beaten up by die other boys in high school. / / Ginny: Did it work? / Erwin: Not really. http://irregularwebcomic.net/721.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #722 | [[scene: Martian saucer base. One Martian is climbing into a saucer while the other two stand in front of it.]] / Martian 1: So what's the plan? Cattle mutilations? Abductions? / / Martian 2: Crop circles. / / Martian 1: Oh man! We seriously need to invent a better way to do those... / / Martian 1: ... than going... http://irregularwebcomic.net/722.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #723 | Shakespeare: [[reading e-mail at his desk in the office]] Oh wow! I knew posting my stories to the net would pay off! / / Shakespeare: [[going to Ophelia's desk]] Hey Ophelia, good news. I've been asked to write a new novelisation of a popular movie series! / / Ophelia: Oooh, that's great Will! What movies? / / Shakespeare:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/723.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #724 | Haken: [[looking disapporivngly at the picnic spread Erwin has laid out for him and Dr Smith]] Erwin, where did you get a candle? / Erwin: Remember die Nazi motto, Herr Kolonel Haken. Be prepared. / / Haken: Ah. Ja. Of course. / / Ginny: [[as Haken walks off]] That's the Boy Scout motto! / / Erwin: [[to Dr Smith]]... http://irregularwebcomic.net/724.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #725 | Iki Piki: [[looking at Paris' lifeless decapitated cyberspace avatar]] Paris is dead? Really dead?? / Spanners: Afraid so. / / Iki Piki: Man, this is heavy. Who's going to pilot the ship? She's the only one who knows how! / / Serron: Actually, I think we have more important considerations to think about. / / Spanners:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/725.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #726 | [[scene: The League of Good Guys' base]] / Dino Boy: [[pointing at wall-sized computer screen]] Captain Spatula! The crime detecto-puter just went offline! / Captain Spatula: What do you think, Refractive Man? A pre-emptive strike by Aqualich? / [computer screen]: [[displaying a message in Blue Screen of Death... http://irregularwebcomic.net/726.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #727 | Monty: If that Dr Smith can navigate this labyrinth without thread, so can we. Let's press on! / / [[scene: They press on into the depths of the labyrinth, with no thread to guide them]] / / Prof. Jones: Er, Junior? What if she can't? / / Monty: Hmmm... You could have mentioned that possibility earlier, Dad. http://irregularwebcomic.net/727.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #728 | Ophelia: [[standing in anger]] Will! You can't do a novelisation of Lord of the Rings! The movies are already based on the greatest novels ever written! / / Shakespeare: [[indignant]] But it's my dream to be a writer, Ophelia! This is my best chance to break into the publishing industry! / / Ophelia: [[getting... http://irregularwebcomic.net/728.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #729 | [[scene: a Martian saucer in space]] / Martian 1: So how does making crop circles help with invading Earth? / / Martian 2: By locating them on ley lines we create power nexuses that disrupt their information networks. / / Martian 1: I thought we had a program to do that already. / / Martian 2: No. Believe it or... http://irregularwebcomic.net/729.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #730 | Monty: [[still in the Minoan labyrinth]] Hey, where's Sallah? Don't tell me he got lost again... / / Minnesota Jones: He wouldn't be the only one... / / Prof. Jones: Hey, we're not lost! We know exactly where we are. / / Monty: Where, Dad? / Prof. Jones: Here! http://irregularwebcomic.net/730.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #731 | [[scene: Paris' headless body still lies beside the avatars of the other crew members in cyberspace]] / Iki Piki: Quick! Let's get the upgrade done so we can leave cyberspace! We might be in time to save Paris! / / Spanners: It's not that easy. Time passes at a different subjective rate in cyberspace. / / Iki... http://irregularwebcomic.net/731.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #732 | GM: Okay, a brand new gaming session! Hopefully we can get more done than last time. / / Draak: Where we leave off? / Lambert: We were arguing with Kyros about fireballing the village. / Kyros: That wasn't my fault! / Alvissa: You were supposed to ambush a caravan! / Mordekai: Doesn't the Duke owe us money for... http://irregularwebcomic.net/732.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #733 | [[scene: a single wide panel, showing three separate regions of the labyrinth, the people in each section unable to see each other]] / Monty: Damn this labyrinth! I bet we're miles from the exit, or anyone else! / Serron: Damn this virtual maze of twisty passages! I bet we're microseconds from the exit,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/733.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #734 | Ophelia: [[at her desk]] Oh dear, I've made Will mad at me. How can I choose between our friendship and preserving Tolkien's vision? / / Ophelia: No, I'm glad I said it. He'd never forgive himself if he did this. He'll thank me for it eventually. And then... / / [[scene: camera pulls back to show Ophelia at... http://irregularwebcomic.net/734.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #735 | [[scene: a field, where the Martian saucer has landed]] / Martian 1: [[standing by the saucer]] Okay, there's a nearby university. We'll go convince a student to make the crop circles for us. / / Martian 2: How do we do that? / Martian 1: We offer something he wants. / / Martian 2: Ah. We pose as professors and... http://irregularwebcomic.net/735.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #736 | Monty: Let's face it, we're lost. / / Prof. Jones: [[walking decisively to the right]] Wait... I smell something... This way! / / Monty: Is it fresh air, blowing in the entrance?! The smell of the sea, from a second opening on the coast?! / / Prof. Jones: [[emerging in the chamber where Dr Smith and Erwin are... http://irregularwebcomic.net/736.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #737 | Lambert: Oh, the quest... right... / Alvissa: We should get started. / / Lambert: I still need a new sword, but! / / Alvissa: We can pick one up on the way. Maybe we'll find one in an old barrow or something. / / Lambert: The wight stuff, eh? http://irregularwebcomic.net/737.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #738 | Iki Piki: [[pointing at a new avatar walking across cyberspace towards them]] Hey! There's someone else inside our computer! How is that possible? / / Spanners: Remember the CPU steals cycles from computers in the past. It must have brought forward an early AI. / / Spanners: This is fascinating! It should... http://irregularwebcomic.net/738.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #739 | Haken: Aha! Die Joneses! Now you also are lost in die labyrinth! This was all part of die Fuhrer's plan! / / Haken: He knew you Amerikaners would be stupid enough to do something like this and he would be rid of you forever! / / Monty: Did he also realise it was likely you'd get lost in here with us? / / [[scene... http://irregularwebcomic.net/739.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #740 | [sound]: Knock! Knock! / / Terry: [[going to open door]] That charity collector guy sure is persistent. / / Crocodile: Raaarrrhhh!!! / / Terry: Steve! It's for you! http://irregularwebcomic.net/740.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #741 | GM: I can't believe it! You're actually heading west towards the Orcrift Mountains! The quest has begun! / / Lambert: Hmmm. Time for second breakfast. What do we have to eat? / / GM: I'm keeping track of your rations, let me see... Oh, you only have a day's supply... / / Mordekai: Well then. We better backtrack... http://irregularwebcomic.net/741.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #742 | Monty: If we're going to find our way out of this labyrinth, we're going to have to cooperate. / / Ginny: He's right, Herr Colonel Haken. / / Haken: [[reluctantly]] Ach. Very well. When we escape, I shoot you. But for now we cooperate. / / Prof. Jones: [[pointing to Erwin]] You can start by offering me one of... http://irregularwebcomic.net/742.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #743 | Shakespeare [thinking]: [[at his desk]] "No real writer would take this job..." I'll show her. / / Shakespeare [thinking]: All I need is a good opening, then it will all flow from there. [[camera pulls back to show Ophelia head in her hands at her desk, hidden from Will's view by the partition between them]] / / Shakespeare... http://irregularwebcomic.net/743.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #744 | Iki Piki: [[as the chat network guy wanders off]] If he's come from a computer system in the past, is it likely that other things have too? / / Spanners: Yes. And computers back then were infested with viruses and worms and all manner of foul things. / / Spanners: We better be careful. The next thing we come... http://irregularwebcomic.net/744.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #745 | Haken: So, with two archaeologists, we have no excuse now for not finding die orichalcum. [[as Erwin and Dr Smith pack up the picnic]] / / Prof. Jones: You forget, Haken, both my father and myself are also archaeologists, not just Junior. / / Haken: I count you Amerikaner Joneses all as only one third each! / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/745.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #746 | Student: So, the case of beer in exchange for making a crop circle, huh? / / Martian 1: [[giving the student the case of beer]] Yes, in the shape of a graphical proof of de Moivre's Theorem. / / Student: Sweet. Hey, I could use some extra cash too... / / Student: D'you need a volunteer for any weird alien medical... http://irregularwebcomic.net/746.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #747 | Kyros: We need riding horses too, for a long journey such as this. / / Draak: Draak like horse. / / Alvissa: Draak, aren't you a bit big to ride a horse? / / Draak: Draak like horse with cream sauce. http://irregularwebcomic.net/747.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #748 | [[scene: The labyrinth. The now cooperating groups are walking alng together]] / Monty: [[at the back of the group, to Dr Smith]] Getting friendly with the Nazis, huh? Having a little picnic with Erwin, were we? / / Ginny: Jealous? / Monty: You wish! / / Ginny: Actually, don't let on, but I'm operating under orders... http://irregularwebcomic.net/748.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #749 | Serron: We're stuck in cyberspace! The ship's computer OS upgrade isn't done! Paris is dead and stinking up the ship! / / Iki Piki: Nobody even knows where we are! Our real lives will be taken over by clones! / / Serron: And all we have for company is this! [[pointing]] / Clippy the Microsoft Office Assistant:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/749.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #750 | Shakespeare [typing]: "Tom Bombadil?" echoed Merry, "Never heard of him." He took the beers back to the table, where Pippin gawked with wide eyes. / / Shakespeare [typing]: "What's that?" queried Pippin, expectantly. "This my friend, is a pint," replied Merry. "They come in pints?" It looked to be a quiet... http://irregularwebcomic.net/750.html |
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