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| Irregular Webcomic! #421 | Stud: [[on a public phone at Kingston airport]] Hello, Government House? James Stud, Universal Exports. [[a shifty looking blond man in dark glasses hovers in the background, observing]] / / [[scene change: Governor's aide PLeydell-Smith's office at Government House]] / Pleydell-Smith: [[on phone]] Welcome... http://irregularwebcomic.net/421.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #422 | Monty: [[desparingly over Prof. Jones' body, still under the giant frog]] Oh dad! This is terrible! I never told you what a positive influence on my life you've been! / / [[scene change: Head Death's desk]] / Head Death: [[on the phone]] No, optimal personnel requirements for concurrent performance of the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/422.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #423 | Paris: We've received a radio call from the planet we're approaching. It's from a group who claim the government is oppressive. / / Paris: They want us to bring our shipment of arms directly to them so they can fight against the authoritarian regime. / / Iki Piki: What do they call themselves? / Paris: Delta... http://irregularwebcomic.net/423.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #424 | Marlowe: [[brandishing a report at Will]] Shakespeare, what's with this report? You call it "software" instead of a "strategic resource target deliverable". / / Shakespeare: What's in a name? that which we call a rose/ By any other name would smell as sweet. / / Marlowe: [[in the background, Ophelia gets up... http://irregularwebcomic.net/424.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #425 | Haken: [[walking along the lost plateau in Venezuela]] So, here we are at der lost plateau. Now to find die dinosaurs. / / Erwin: [[pointing at a small pile of brown material]] Look, Herr Kolonel! Evidence that die dinosaurs have been here! / / Haken: Ooooh. [[picking one of the brown objects up]] What do... http://irregularwebcomic.net/425.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #426 | Me: [[holding passport]] Three and a half weeks vacation! / / Me: Visiting old friends, seeing new sights, eating good food, getting out in the fresh air. / / Me: And, best of all... / / Me: No making comics! http://irregularwebcomic.net/426.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #427 | Haken: [[walking along the lost plateau in Venezuela]] So, here we are at der lost plateau. Now to find die dinosaurs. / / Erwin: [[pointing at a small pile of brown material]] Look, Herr Kolonel! Evidence that dinosaurs have been here! / / Haken: Erwin... Didn't we just do this? I have this strange sense... http://irregularwebcomic.net/427.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #428 | [[scene: a nightclub on Coruscant]] / Sleazebaggano: Wanna buy some death sticks? / Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me any death sticks. / / Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you any death sticks. / Obi-Wan: Say, why are they called death sticks? / / Sleazebaggano: You know here on Coruscant there's 10^14 people... http://irregularwebcomic.net/428.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #429 | [[scene: in a dungeon]] / Alvissa: Kyros, did that strange tome we found have anything interesting written in it? / / Kyros: Oh yes. It had a cool new spell that I've learnt. Sort of a shaped fireball. / / Kyros: It shoots a two-fathom-wide sheet of searing solid flame to a range of 20 yards, at a height of... http://irregularwebcomic.net/429.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #430 | [[scene: the lost plateau in Venezuela]] / Monty: Sallah! You're back from your detour! / Sallah: Yes, Monty. / / Prof. Jones: Did you see your aunt in Uruguay? / / Sallah: No, unfortunately. I only managed to get Paraguay there. / / Prof. Jones: Oh, you're joking - I don't Bolivia! http://irregularwebcomic.net/430.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #431 | Me: [[looking at computer]] Oh. My. God. More emails about Coruscant. "Star Wars is clearly unrealistic anyway, what's your problem?" / / Me: "It's not Lucas' fault http://irregularwebcomic.net/431.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #432 | Mordekai: Bandits! Combat positions, everyone! / / Kyros: Cool! I'll try my new Sheet of Flame spell! / / Kyros: [[seeing a Death manifest suddenly next to him]] Uh... / / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: OH, DON'T MIND ME. PLEASE, CARRY ON. http://irregularwebcomic.net/432.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #433 | Haken: [[pointing at a nearby pterosaur]] Look Erwin, ein pterosaur! This will be perfect for die Fuhrer's pteranowaffen! / / Erwin: Herr Kolonel, I am still not sure this plan will work. Das square-cube law means if we increase die size of das pterosaur it will be too weak to fly. / / Erwin: And if we strengthen... http://irregularwebcomic.net/433.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #434 | Jar Jar: Meesa be thinking. What iffa you build-a some grand towers into-a space to take dissa heat away from da planet, muy muy? / / Anakin: Jar Jar, the energy radiated by a black body is proportional to surface area, so to get any decent amount of cooling... / / [sound]: Click! [[image of a TV screen showing... http://irregularwebcomic.net/434.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #435 | [sound]: Fwackoom! [[a huge fireball engulfs the whole panel]] / / Kyros: [[standing alone amidst fallen bandits and fellow party members]] Oh... / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: YEAH. / / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE. THE FORMULA FOR... http://irregularwebcomic.net/435.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #436 | Sallah: [[pointing at a giant flightless bird]] Look! A giant flightless bird! / / Prof. Jones: Wonderful! I'm very happy to see that. In fact, it lifts my spirits and fills me with joy! / / Prof. Jones: I'm positively buoyant with good cheer! / Monty: You are? / / Prof. Jones: Of course, Junior! The moa, the merrier! / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/436.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #437 | [[scene: The road from Kingston airport to Government House. The driver Stud met in the airport is driving him. A car driven by the shifty guy who watched Stud use the phone s following.]] / Stud: What's up, driver? / Driver: There's someone following us. / / Stud: Quick, turn here and pull over! / [sound]: Squeal! / / Driver:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/437.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #438 | Kyros: So I killed all my fellow party members? Again? / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: YES. / / Kyros: But I also killed all the bandits? My new spell worked brilliantly, right? / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: YEESS. / / Kyros: So... this means I can loot... http://irregularwebcomic.net/438.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #439 | Erwin: [[walking across the lost plateau in Venezuela]] Herr Kolonel, I am often wondering... It is amazing how we can keep die Fuhrer alive in a jar... / / Haken: Nazi science sneers at der boundary between life and death! / Erwin: Ja, ja, of course... / / Erwin: But why do we always call him "die Fuhrer" like... http://irregularwebcomic.net/439.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #440 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: [[working in the Nigerian Finance Ministry]] HMM. INCOMING E-MAIL. "DEAR NIGERIAN FINANCE MINISTRY MAIL USER," / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs [reading]: "OUR ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE HAS DETECTED SEVERAL VIRUSES ORIGINATING FROM YOUR E-MAIL ACCOUNT." / / Death... http://irregularwebcomic.net/440.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #441 | Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: YOU KNOW, YOU CAN CHALLENGE ME TO A GAME FOR THE LIVES OF YOUR COMRADES. / / Kyros: Er... / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: SINCE THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS, I ACCEPT! / / Kyros: Well, hang on, let me pick something that will give... http://irregularwebcomic.net/441.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #442 | Erwin: Look, Herr Kolonel! Ein Tyrannosaurus! [[points at a large Tyrannosaurs looming over them]] / Haken: Careful, Erwin. / / Haken: We must be careful to use all das knowledge we have from die most up to date theories Nazi science has about der dinosaurs. / / Erwin: Dinosaurs are cold-blooded, extremely stupid,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/442.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #443 | Stud: [[pointing a gun at his driver's head]] Now, my phony friend, I want some answers. And make it snappy. Who are you working for? / / Driver: [[getting out of the car at Stud's prompting]] Okay, I'll talk. But can I have a cigarette first? / Stud: Go ahead. / / [sound]: [[driver bits on the cigarette]] Crunch! / Driver:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/443.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #444 | GM: [[rolling eyes]] Okay, roll against Chess at default then... / / GM: [[triumphantly]] 3! Ha!! Critical success!!! You've beaten Death! / / Kyros: Hang on! I don't want to win! I want them to stay dead so I can loot the bodies! / / Draak: [[suddenly alive again]] What you say? / Kyros: Er... http://irregularwebcomic.net/444.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #445 | Sallah: [[pointing at a giant hairy ape]] Monty! Professor Jones! A giant hairy ape! / / Prof. Jones: Hmmm. Birds, apes, but no dinosaurs yet. I'm beginning to doubt they really exist. / / Monty: Maybe they're on the other end of the plateau, dad. / / Prof. Jones: Oh don't be silly, Junior! Next thing you'll... http://irregularwebcomic.net/445.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #446 | [caption]: Somewhere in Africa. [[Jane Goodall is studying a group of chimps in the jungle]] / / Jane Goodall: It's so relaxing studying chimps. / / Jane Goodall: Surrounded by the wild majesty of the African jungle... / / Jane Goodall: And yet I feel perfectly safe and at ease. [[Cthulhu manifests and looms... http://irregularwebcomic.net/446.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #447 | Nigerian Finance Minister: You infected our computer systems and ruined the federal treasury financial records! You're fired! / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: YES, SIR. [[trudges off dismally]] / / Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: [[walking into the room]] Finance Minister! It's worse than we thought!... http://irregularwebcomic.net/447.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #448 | Monty: So let's head over to the other side of the plateau. / / [[They start walking. The giant hairy ape follows them closely.]] / / Monty: This darn ape is following us and throwing fruit! Why won't it leave us alone? / / Prof. Jones: It must be a harangue-utan. http://irregularwebcomic.net/448.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #449 | Cthulhu: Ph-nglui mglw'nafh ipse R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. / / Jane Goodall: How embarrassing. Trapped by Cthulhu. / / Jane Goodall: As much as I dread saying this, there's only one man who can possibly save me. / / Jane Goodall: Yep. Only Steve would be stupid enough to try. http://irregularwebcomic.net/449.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #450 | Doctor: Anakin may have turned to the Dark Side, but he left a legacy. Amidala, you're pregnant. / / Amidala: Oh, no! I'm so scared. How am I going to handle the pain of childbirth knowing the father is evil? / / Doctor: Prepare yourself then. It's actually twins. / / Amidala: Twins! I have to give birth to two... http://irregularwebcomic.net/450.html |
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