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| Irregular Webcomic! #301 | Terry: Jane! / Jane Goodall: Terry! Nice to see you again. Now, what's up? / / Terry: It's Steve. He's convinced he's going to be crowned King of Nigeria, and has been scammed of all our money! / / Terry: I wanted you to pummel some sense into him. / Jane Goodall: I'll do my best... / / Jane Goodall: But I'm experienced... http://irregularwebcomic.net/301.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #302 | Spanners: Okay, I've worked out what we need to do to fix the computer. / Iki Piki: What? / / Spanners: Use virtuality gear to attack the problem in cyberspace! I'm jacking us in... / Serron: Wait! / / [[scene change: now in the virtual reality of cyberspace]] / Serron: [[now a cyberspace avatar]] Oh man... Now... http://irregularwebcomic.net/302.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #303 | Prof. Jones: So the museum thieves stole dozens of paintings, but nothing else? / / Monty: Correct. They left lots of valuable items. Sculptures, artefacts, even jewellery! / Prof: Any clues? / / Monty: Not much. No witnesses, no fingerprints, but there were a few boot marks. Probably Nazis. / Prof. Jones: I bet... http://irregularwebcomic.net/303.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #304 | Steve: Jane Goodall! Crikey! I never thought I'd see you again... after what happened between us... / / Terry: What!! You two had an affair?! / / Jane Goodall: Oh don't be ridiculous, Terry. He was my research student once. Worst one I ever had! / / Jane Goodall: Trying to teach chimps to wrestle crocodiles...... http://irregularwebcomic.net/304.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #305 | Serron: Oh man... I really gotta go! / Paris: When we're in cyberspace, do our real bodies just switch off? / / Spanners: No, that only happens in bad science fiction. Our bodies behave normally, reflecting stimuli we experience here. / / Paris: So, if Serron relieves himself at a virtual cybertoilet...? / / Spanners:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/305.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #306 | Nigerian Finance Minister: I crown thee King of Nigeria. Long live King Steve! / Steve: Crikey! / / Terry: It's real?? It's not a scam? It's really happening? / Nigerian Finance Minister: What is your wish, sire? / / Steve: Let's set up a benevolent fund for retired croc-wrestlers! / Nigerian Finance Minister: As... http://irregularwebcomic.net/306.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #307 | Spanners: Okay, to fix the computer, first we need to access the memory core, through this door. / / Paris: Er... what's that giant frog? [[points to a giant frog sitting in front of the door]] / Spanners: It's a security program. / / Spanners: Whoever coded it must have chosen that particular virtual representation... http://irregularwebcomic.net/307.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #308 | Uncle Owen: Tomorrow I want you to take those droids down to Anchorhead and have their memories erased. / / Luke: Oh, come on Uncle Owen! They don't even remember being on Tatooine before! Their memories are shot! http://irregularwebcomic.net/308.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #309 | Nigerian Finance Minister: Now you've been crowned, it's time to see some of our country's native fauna. / Steve: Ripper! / / [[Scene change: Outdoors by a river]] / Nigerian Finance Minister: Here is one of our Nigerian crocodiles. / Steve: Crikey! You call that a croc?! / / Steve: That's an Osteolaemus tetraspis... http://irregularwebcomic.net/309.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #310 | Paris: It's just a frog, what can it do? I'm going in. / Spanners: Wait! / / Spanners: [[as Paris is sat on by a giant frog program]] Oh dear. This is cyberspace. Nothing is as simple as it appears to be. / / Iki Piki: [[turning to look at a new avatar]] Hey, who are you? / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/310.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #311 | Marlowe: Shakespeare, let's touch base on this documentation you wrote. Workshop the issues and leverage a solution. / / Shakespeare: Is there a problem, Mr Marlowe? / Marlowe: Why's it all written like... poems? / / Shakespeare: It's a client-focused, win-win paradigm shift, sir. / Marlowe: It is? Ah, of course,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/311.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #312 | Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: The new King is going to live in Australia? But shouldn't he live here, in Nigeria? / Nigerian Finance Minister: Not necessarily. There are advantages to having our monarch living overseas. It gives us access to offshore bank accounts, for one. http://irregularwebcomic.net/312.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #313 | Iki Piki: Hang on, if Paris is dead in cyberspace, doesn't that mean she's dead in real life too? / / Spanners: Pretty much. Unless there's some bug in the software. / / Spanners: But it'd have to be deliberately introduced, and who'd do that? / / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: [[suddenly appearing beside... http://irregularwebcomic.net/313.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #314 | Haken: Ach! Erwin! A fire! Come quick! / / Erwin: Fear not, Herr Kolonel! I will deal with die fire! [[extinguishing the fire with a hearty splash]] / / Haken: [[standing over the smoking embers]] Erwin... Where did you get that container of liquid? / Erwin: On die pedestal labelled "Hitler's Brain in a Jar,"... http://irregularwebcomic.net/314.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #315 | Shakespeare: Odds bodkins! / / Ophelia: What is it, Will? / Shakespeare: Yahoo has redesigned its interface again, Ophelia! / / Shakespeare: It's all cluttered, the colours clash - it's almost as bad as MSN. / Ophelia: Yeah, it sucks! / / Shakespeare: Lord, what fools these portals be! http://irregularwebcomic.net/315.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #316 | Serron: So Paris is okay? / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: YES. SHE'LL JUST WAKE UP WITH A HEADACHE. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: THAT'S NOT FAIR! I GET TO COLLECT HER SOUL! / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: IT DOESN'T COUNT! SHE'S NOT DEAD! / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: IS... http://irregularwebcomic.net/316.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #317 | Me: [[waving his arms about]] Omygod! It's ten minutes until game time, and I don't have an adventure plot! / / Me: [[thumbing through a sourcebook]] No matter, I'll make up something cleverly original on the fly. / / Lambert: So let me get this straight. A tornado picked up our inn and dropped it on a witch... / / Lambert:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/317.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #318 | Iki Piki: Let's go into the memory core room while these skeletons are arguing. / / Iki Piki: Okay, what do we need to do to fix the computer? / Spanners: Flip that switch. / / Iki Piki: Flip a switch?! Is that all? We had to use neural interfaces, enter cyberspace, and battle giant frogs to do that? / / Spanners:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/318.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #319 | Mordekai: [[standing on a yellow brick road]] We'd best find out in what strange fantasy land this tornado's dropped us. / / Munchkin 1: Yeah, I won this 8 flaming Everything-Slayer after I killed Asmodeus, then I ruled Hell until I got bored of it. / / Munchkin 2: Bah, this here's the Hand of Vecna. The... http://irregularwebcomic.net/319.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #320 | Spanners: Okay, I'm flipping the reset switch. Prepare to leave cyberspace and return to reality. / / [[Scene change: back in reality, no longer in cyberspace]] / Paris: Oh, my head... what happened? / Spanners: You were killed, but there was a software glitch and you didn't die in reality. / / Paris: I'm only... http://irregularwebcomic.net/320.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #321 | Luke: Master Yoda... why do you always talk backwards? / / Yoda: When 800 years old you become, senile you will be too! http://irregularwebcomic.net/321.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #322 | Spanners: I've patched the compuchronic transfer system. We should be safe from OS bleedthrough from the CPU cycles we're stealing from the past. / / Spanners: No more Blue Screen Of Death. / Iki Piki: Will that lead to any other problems? / / Spanners: The worst that can happen is the time-shift may drift a... http://irregularwebcomic.net/322.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #323 | Shakespeare: Ophelia, can you pass me a pencil, please? / / Ophelia: Sure, Will. 2B or not 2B? / / [[silent beat]] / / Shakespeare: Get thee to a punnery! http://irregularwebcomic.net/323.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #324 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: [[sitting in the waiting room outside Head Death's office]] Man, we're in trouble now. I bet the boss is really mad. / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: Yeah. Say, where'd you get that giant frog anyway? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I borrowed it off... http://irregularwebcomic.net/324.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #325 | Hitler's Brain: Ach! / Haken: What is it, mein Fuhrer? / / Hitler's Brain: Mein girlfriend wants to move in with me! But there's no room http://irregularwebcomic.net/325.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #326 | [caption]: Warning: Contains spoilers for the movie. / [[Me reading Return of the King]] / / [[Me reading Return of the King]] / / Me: Oh my. I wasn't expecting that! / / Me: The King Returns! http://irregularwebcomic.net/326.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #327 | Head Death: Ah, Sat On By A Giant Frog and Choking On A Giant Frog. Sit down. / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: Yes, sir. / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Yes, sir. / / Head Death: This rivalry between you two has to stop. It's affecting your performance metrics. / / Head Death: Death of Natural Causes... http://irregularwebcomic.net/327.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #328 | Hitler's Brain: Ach! / Haken: More girlfriend troubles, mein Fuhrer? / / Hitler's Brain: Ja. Now she wants to get married! Not a simple service, either. A big fancy wedding with all die trimmings! / / Hitler's Brain: Der big guest list, Koln Cathedral, full reception, ice sculptures, string quartet, even die... http://irregularwebcomic.net/328.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #329 | Head Death: Now, Sat On By A Giant Frog, I received a memo from War, saying you borrowed his giant frog. / / Head Death: This violates jurisdictional separation of the four Departments of the Apocalypse! / / Head Death: We can't have War mongering giant frogs everywhere! / / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/329.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #330 | [caption]: Monday / Charity Collector Guy: Hi, I'm raising money for the disabled school. Would you like to buy a box of chocolates? / Steve: Crikey! Of course! / / [caption]: Tuesday / Charity Collector Guy: I'm fundraising to give disadvantaged kids tapdancing lessons. Buy a box of cookies? / Steve: Definately! / / [caption]:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/330.html |
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