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| Irregular Webcomic! #3187 | Caption: The following is based* on real events. / / Lich: I teleport us back to the inn. But I want to make sure we don't 'port in on top of someone, so I'll have us appear ten feet off the ground. / / Rogueish DM: Okay. Except unlike you, the Blackguard doesn't have a ring of feather fall on him, so he fals... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3187.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3188 | SFX: cock-a-doodle-doo cock-a-doodle-doo / / Jane Goodall: Here chicken chicken chicken, here chicken chicken chicken. I swear if I find out who brought that damn bird into the camp I'll brain him. / / [[Jane leaves; an ape fiddles with a hidden control panel]] / / SFX: whirr whirr whirr / / SFX: click click / / Chimp:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3188.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3189 | Caption: These aren't the droids you're looking for... / / C-3PO: Protocol? Whyn that is my primary function. / / Caption: C-3PO. Protocol droid. / / R2-D2: Beep. Boop. Beep. / / Caption: R2-D2. Astromech droid. / / Battle droid: Roger. Roger. / / Caption: B-1. Battle droid. / / Fano Matroid: I'm no droid! I'm independent... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3189.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3190 | Caption: Tales of Lost Innocence: The Salad Bar / / [[Farmer approaches a pig pen with a bundle of dynamite]] / / SFX: Toss [[Farmer tosses lit dynamite ito pig pen]] / / SFX: BOOM! / / [[scene change: a restaurant]] / / Dad: And that, Billy, is where we get bacon bits from! http://irregularwebcomic.net/3190.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3191 | Draak: Draak have dull old mum's mum's son too, you know. / / Draak: 'Cos we cold bloods, his tales drag on. / / Draak: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! / / [[beat]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/3191.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3192 | [[a horde of LEGO soldiers lay siege to a castle]] / / Sign on castle: FORT RIEMANN / / Me: This is MAAAAAAAAATH!!! http://irregularwebcomic.net/3192.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3193 | Paul Blutrach: [[a witness]] I saw some dude running up the street there, then I found the body! / / Officer Frank McGillicuddy: Ah, Detective, I'm glad you're here. / / Officer Frank McGillicuddy: There's a medical examiner here already - it's a new guy. / / Detective Harry Georgeson: So? He didn't get sick... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3193.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3195 | [[scene: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / Johnson: Se we're... / / Williams: Dead. / / Johnson: And this is... / / Williams: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death. / / [[beat]] / / Johnson: I thought it would be a little more... bumpy or something. / / Williams: What part of "Featureless" aren't you getti... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3195.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3196 | Caption: League of Good Guys agglomerate! A new mence arises, that threatens not just the world, but the very fabric of space and time itself. Sound off! Captain Spatula... / / Captain Spatula: In brightest day, indarkest night, no pancake shall escape my sight. / / Caption: Refractive Man... / / Refractive Man:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3196.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3197 | [[scene: a home somewhere]] / / Someone who doesn't even slightly resemble Me: I'm watching a Multiverse-TV episode where my name is David Morgan-Mar. / / Someone who doesn't even slightly resemble Me: He's been making "Irregular Webcomic!" for many years. / / Someone who doesn't even slightly resemble Me: I... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3197.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3198 | [[photo of a black felt hat on a small wooden box; a blackboard leans against the box, written on it are the words "THE END"]] / / Caption: ... and a new beginning http://irregularwebcomic.net/3198.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3199 | [[photo of a double rainbow over a storm-lit sea]] / / Caption: The Wonder of Science http://irregularwebcomic.net/3199.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3202 | [[photo of a juggler playing with fire, which is blurred out by the rapid motions]] / / Caption: Motion and Heat http://irregularwebcomic.net/3202.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3203 | [[photo of a mass of pipes running horizontally and vertically]] / / Caption: Series of Tubes http://irregularwebcomic.net/3203.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3204 | [[photo of a chemistry lab]] / / Caption: Clumps of Atoms http://irregularwebcomic.net/3204.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3205 | [[photo of some of the Lewis Chessmen]] / / Caption: Designing Games http://irregularwebcomic.net/3205.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3206 | [[photo of a giant chunk of glass in a museum room]] / / Caption: Bending Light http://irregularwebcomic.net/3206.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3207 | [[photo of an old piano]] / / Caption: Musical Genres http://irregularwebcomic.net/3207.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3208 | [[photo of tables and chairs arranged carefully outsidea cafe]] / / Caption: Organising the Elements http://irregularwebcomic.net/3208.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3209 | [[photo of Kitt Peak Observatory]] / / Caption: Looking up http://irregularwebcomic.net/3209.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3210 | [[photo of people descending into a large sinkhole]] / / Caption: Looking down http://irregularwebcomic.net/3210.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3211 | [[photo of a man's bare legs, as the man reads a newspaper]] / / Caption: Your pants are falling down... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3211.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3213 | [[photo of a model of an X-wing fighter in a museum display case, with people behind it]] / / Caption: A long time ago in a glaxy far, far away.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3213.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3214 | [[photo of Canterbury College in Christchurch, where Ernest Rutherford studied]] / / Caption: Probing the atom http://irregularwebcomic.net/3214.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3215 | [[photo of a street market displaying artwork for sale]] / / Caption: Sharing art http://irregularwebcomic.net/3215.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3216 | [[photo of Stonehenge with a couple of tourists looking at it]] / / Caption: Alien stonemasons http://irregularwebcomic.net/3216.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3217 | [[photo of Wilhelm Röntgen's laboratory in the University of Würzburg]] / / Caption: Unravelling the nucleus http://irregularwebcomic.net/3217.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3218 | [[photo of an ancient Egyptian stone with hieroglyphyic writing carved on it]] / / Caption: Writing together http://irregularwebcomic.net/3218.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3219 | [[photo of an old wireless telegraphy receiver with headphones and Morse code key]] / / Caption: Electromagnetic waves http://irregularwebcomic.net/3219.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3220 | [[photo of the Parkes Observatory Radiotelescope]] / / Caption: Stars on Radio http://irregularwebcomic.net/3220.html |
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