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| Irregular Webcomic! #3097 | Serron: The negative space wedgie is sucking us in, like some sort of space quicksand! / / Paris: Reverse thrust! / / Iki Piki: No good! It's making us go in faster! / / Paris: Spanners! Reverse polarity of the engines! Then reverse will make us go forwards, which will counter the negative space warp and pull... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3097.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3098 | Lambert: What about our quest? How are we going to find the Ruby of Dwarven Might now? / / Mordekai: Correct me if I'm wrong, but our quest was to inquire of the Dragon Sage Ardaxar the whereabouts of the Ruby. We did that. The Duke should pay us! / / [[beat]] / / Mordekai: Well? / / Alvissa: That is so wrong... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3098.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3099 | [[scene: Hitler's office]] / / Charity Collector Guy: Check Hitler's chair for a flake of skin. Nobody else is allowed to sit there. / / Steve: Crikey! They must be too small to see! / / Charity Collector Guy: Mr van Leeuwenhoek? / / Anton van Leeuwenhoek: I am on it. / / Terry: He's going to look for one with... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3099.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3100 | [[scene: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Hello, Choking. / / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: "Fireballs". <snicker> How goes the spleen business? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I just collected someone who'd actually been run through... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3100.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3101 | Alvissa: Ardaxar told us where the Ruby of Dwarven Might is. / / Dwalin: In his citadel. Boot 'tis booried oonder toons o' rooble noo! [[translation: In his citadel. But it's buried under tons of rubble now!]] / / Alvissa: Not quite. He said it would be in his citadel half an hour after we asked.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3101.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3102 | [[scene: Ishmael's college dorm room]] / / Ishmael: [[appearing]] ... familiar. / / [[Loren puts her face back on; Ishmael looks around the room]] / / Ishmael: [[seeing Loren again]] Gaah!! http://irregularwebcomic.net/3102.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3103 | Alvissa: Mordekai, where did you get that big red gem on your belt? / / Mordekai: I inherited it from my great aunt Felicity. / / Alvissa: Where did she get it from? / / Mordekai: Her grandmother Esther. / / Lambert: "Booried oonder toons o' rooble noo." / / Alvissa: And where did she get it from? / / Lambert:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3103.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3104 | Prof. Jones: So how do we get to Rügen? Borrow a zeppelin as usual? / / Ginny: The Führer has recalled the entire zeppelin fleet to Friedrichshafen. He's thinking of scrapping the lot to build fighter planes for the Luftwaffe. / / [[beat]] / / Prof. Jones: Okay, now I know he's nuts. http://irregularwebcomic.net/3104.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3105 | Spanners: I suggest we fly right through it. / / Paris: Through the negative space wedgie?? / / Spanners: Stop calling it that. That's a meaningless technobabble term that bears no relation to reality. / / Paris: So what is it then? / / Spanners: I'm picking up a quantum inverse tachyon pulse flux. It's a negative... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3105.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3106 | Alvissa: Ardaxar assumed he'd defeat us and add our treasure to his hoard. So half an hour after we inquired about the Ruby, it would be in his citadel. / / Mordekai: You're saying my family heirloom that I've been carrying all along is actually the Ruby of Dwarven Might? / / Alvissa: Yes! / / [[beat]] / / Dwalin:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3106.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3107 | [[scene: On board a zeppelin]] / / Long Tom: Arrrrr! What be our position? / / Dirque: The charts be sayin' we be over Berlin, cap'n! / / Wendy: There be a buildin' on fire! A big, important lookin' one! / / Long Tom: Excellent. Nobody'll be noticin' if we be goin' in and be lootin' it. http://irregularwebcomic.net/3107.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3108 | [caption]: ==Mythbusters== The Rapture / / Adam: The Rapture is an event in Christian eschatology in which believers are transported to Heaven prior to the Apocalypse and the end of the world. / / Adam: Some people have predicted this should occur very soon - in some cases dates that have already passed! What... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3108.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3109 | Alvissa: We need to take the Ruby back and give it to the Duke to claim our reward for the quest. / / Mordekai: Give up my treasured family heirloom for a pile of loot? / / Dwalin: Gi' oop thu pride o' the dwarves o' Dwergenberg for mere gold? [[translation: Give up the pride of the dwarves of Dwergenberg... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3109.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3110 | [[scene: Hitler's office, 1933]] / / Anton von Leeuwenhoek: I cannot find any skin flakes. This microscope is too... / / Steve: Dinky! / / Isaac Newton: Darwin, Lavoisier, Maxwell! Quickly, what are our chances of creating and animating a copy of someone without a tissue sample? / / Charles Darwin: That is impossible!... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3110.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3111 | Mercutio: Hey guys, I figured out the... / / Mercutio: Will? Ophelia? / / Mercutio: Hmmm... one of Will's silly fan-fics. / / Mercutio: Wait, this can't be Will's. It's really good! http://irregularwebcomic.net/3111.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3112 | [[scene: Berline, 1940, exterior]] / / Ginny: This way, quickly. / / Erwin: Guten tag. / / Monty: Erwin! You've led us into a Nazi trap! / / Monty: You brazen hussy! You unprincipled tramp! You traitor to the freedom of all the peoples of Europe! / / Ginny: Hello, liebchen. <kiss> / / Monty: Gaaah! It's worse... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3112.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3113 | [[scene: Ishmael's dorm room]] / / Ishmael: Wow! What an amazing adventure. Travelling through time to fix history. Wait until I post about this on my blog! / / Man in Black: None of what just happened actually happened. / / Ishmael: But... You were there! You saw it! The Reichstag! The fire! The Reichstag... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3113.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3114 | [caption]: ==Mythbusters== Houdini Escape / / Jamie: Today's myth is that it's possible to escape from these bonds. / / Adam: Yawn... / / Jamie: While underwater. / / Adam: Cool! / / Jamie: Without any safety precautions. / / Adam: Wait, really? / / Jamie: Nah, I'm just yanking your chain. http://irregularwebcomic.net/3114.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3115 | Mercutio: This must be one of Tolkien's drafts. / / Mercutio: It's just like Lord of the Rings, only... / / Mercutio: Oh my! / / Mercutio: Run, Shadowfax! Run! http://irregularwebcomic.net/3115.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3116 | Lambert: So we have the Ruby of Dwarven Might? / / Kyros: So it seems. / / Lambert: We've completed the Quest!! / / Alvissa: Ahem. I hate to pontificate, but we must return across the Swamp of Terror and the Orcrift Mountains, then down the mighty Elusian River, to our starting point. / / Lambert: Pontificate?... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3116.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3117 | [[scene: the Legacy engine room]] / / Spanners: We've travelled back in time and messed up history. I speculate that this fissure in time is the universe's way of healing itself. / / Spanners: We go through it, history is restored, and we return to our rightful time. / / Quercus: But if it's a wound in... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3117.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3118 | Charity Collector Guy: This is terrible! We need a clone of Hitler and we need one now! / / Isaac Newton: Never fear. The collective genius of Galileo, Copernicus, Kepler, Halley, Lavoisier, von Leeuwenhoek, ... / / Isaac Newton: ... Maxwell, Hutton, Dodgson, Goodall, and myself, Isaac Newton, will find a... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3118.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3119 | Jamie: We're going to submerge Adam in this tank of water, bolt the lid on, and see if he can escape. / / Adam: So what are the safety precautions? / / Jamie: There'll be a scuba diver with an air tank... / / Jamie: ... chained up in the tank with you! http://irregularwebcomic.net/3119.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3120 | Shakespeare: Mercutio! You're back! / / Mercutio: Will! Ophelia! And where have you two been off to, together alone? / / Ophelia: We've just been delivering a new speech to Prime Minister Churchill. / / Mercutio: You know, in any other circumstance I could interpret that as a risque euphemism. http://irregularwebcomic.net/3120.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3121 | Erwin: Take this truck und drive north. / / Erwin: Take these papers. They will get you past any Nazi checkpoints. / / Monty: What do they say? / / Erwin: You are collecting water from die Baltic to top up die Führer's jar. / / Prof. Jones: Sea water? Won't any guards think that's a bit fishy? http://irregularwebcomic.net/3121.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3122 | Draak: Elf have point. Quest not end here. We long way from home. / / Dwalin: Hoom! Thu poower o' thu Ruby o' Dwarven Might! [[translation: Home! The power of the Ruby of Dwarven Might!]] / / Mordekai: What do you mean, the power of the Ruby? / / Dwalin: It has magical poowers! [[translation: It has magical powers!]] / / Mordekai:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3122.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3123 | Adam: Okay, I'm ready! Lower us into the water tank! / / Adam: Wait, wait, wait!! / / Adam: There's something in the tank! / / Adam: Is that the shark from the "jumping the shark" myth? / / Jamie: Waste not, want not. http://irregularwebcomic.net/3123.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3124 | Paris: About to enter the negative time wedgie! Brace for impact! / / Iki Piki: Brace? We don't even have chairs! / / Paris: Well, run from side to side like they do on Star Trek! http://irregularwebcomic.net/3124.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3125 | Loren: If you tell anyone about our adventures, they'll never believe you and will think you're crazy. / / Ishmael: So... just like when Martians visit me. / / Loren: Exactly. It's so unlikely that... / / SFX: Knock! Knock! / / Martian 1: We believe you. http://irregularwebcomic.net/3125.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3126 | Ophelia: Did you crack the Enigma code? / / Mercutio: Yes. And with the help of Alan Turing and their staff of mathematicians, I worked out what we're doing here in 1940. / / Ophelia: Oh? What's that? / / Mercutio: We're helping to win the war! / / Ophelia: It took you a bank of mathematical geniuses to work that... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3126.html |
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