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1.	CHAZ / Sure I love her, but when you're in a long-distance relationship, all the time you spend "together" is on the phone! / CHAZ / I've had to leave my cell at home just tot get a break! / CHAZ / ...Missy? Hi, sweetheart... http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20060904.html
2.	CHAZ / Uh-huh... Yeah... So what did she say?.. Uh-huh... / CHAZ / ...Listen, Pun'kin... I have to... Uh... / RICK / Be my wingman tonight! / CHAZ / Be Rick's wingman! / CHAZ / Bye... Love you... / CHAZ / That takes care of that! Now what did I just agree to? http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20060907.html
3.	CHAZ / I just agreed to go to some STUPID bar and be Rick's WINGMAN? / LOUIE / Relax - Even stupid people make mistakes. / LOUIE / ...Case in point. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20060911.html
4.	CHAZ / Rick, why do you need a wingman? / RICK / Well, Chaz... / RICK / Because women only go to bars, clubs, and parties in groups, men need to adopt similar strategies in order to MEET women. / CHAZ / No... I mean why do YOU need a wingman? http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20060914.html
5.	CHAZ / So why do you need a wingman? / RICK / I'm always on the lookout for ladies, Chaz! / RICK / I've always been up front about it. / RICK / That's just who I am! / CHAZ / Perhaps honesty is only a virtue when you have other virtues... http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20060918.html

6.	RICK / What's your favorite thing about bars? / CHAZ / Uhh... Leaving? / RICK / You should've TOLD me you felt that way, Chaz! You can go home any time you want. / CHAZ / Reall? / CHAZ / So you'll drive me back now? / RICK / Hello, ladies! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20060921.html
7.	RICK / You know, in olden times, only an emperor could own an eagle! / CHAZ / I have a good feeling about those two! / JENNY / My chinchilla! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20060923.html
8.	What does a wingman do, exactly? / CHAZ / I'm here so my friend and your friend can talk without making you feel like a third wheel! / RICK / Looks like I'm gonna score! / CHAZ / I'm the tool of evil! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20060925.html
9.	CHAZ / Don't worry... I'll make sure Rick and your friend don't do anything foolish. / Who Jenny hooks up with isn't my business... Frankly, I'm LESS concerned with guys who are honest about their attraction to a woman and MORE concerned with guys who get off on playing hero! / CHAZ / You're right...... http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20060928.html
10.	CHAZ / Listen... I think you're about to make a huge mistake! / CHAZ / Rick has a history of using women and moving on, if you know what I mean! / JENNY / What a hideously disloyal thing to do! / CHAZ / You're a terrible wingman! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20060930.html

11.	CHAZ / I can't facilitate OR prevent scoring... I'm just plain worthless! / You wingmen are all the same! Purveyors of lies and deception! / SMACK! / MICHAEL / Feel better? / CHAZ / Yeah, a little! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061002.html
12.	CHAZ / So you're a wingman tonight, too? / MICHAEL / I guess... But in truth, I'm a pretty worthless wingman! / CHAZ / We certainly are the co-presidents of pathetic! / MICHAEL / Ooh... It's been a long time since I've been co-president of anything! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061005.html
13.	NIC / It's easy, Newell... Just go up to her and ask her if she'd like a drink! / NEWELL / Yeah? Well if it's so easy, why don't YOU do it? / NIC / Because I'm YOUR wingman tonight! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061007.html
14.	HARRIET / You must be doing something to scare the guys off... Have you been talking about your sock puppetry again? / BIZZY / No. / HARRIET / Here comes another one! Just relax and it'll go fine. / BIZZY / Hello! / NEWELL / Oh Winston, sometimes I wish I had a shell like you! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061009.html
15.	HARRIET / What on earth are you doing? Who are you? / NIC / I'm just being a competitive wing man! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061012.html

16.	HARRIET / My name's Harriet, by the way. / NIC / Hi. I'm Nic, without a "K". / HARRIET / That's pretty novel. / NIC / Not necessarily. It's kinda biblical. / HARRIET / Umm... Nicodemus? / NIC / Chronicles. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061014.html
17.	NIC / Your friend better watch out - Newell is a freakin' playa! / HARRIET / You kidding? Bizzy is gonna mop the floor with him! / NIC / So what are they really doing? / HARRIET / Well, Bizzy is wringing ginger ale out of her shirt. / NIC / Is Newell crying? / HARRIET / Just pray she doesn't start discussing... http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061016.html
18.	CHAZ / I'm a terrible wingman. I tried to thwart my friend... and failed. / MICHAEL / I don't even know where my friend is! I'm a horrible wingman! / NIC / I'm an awful wingman. My friend is off somewhere crying in a corner. / HARRIET / I'm a... wingwoman? That sounds lame. Wingperson? Just as lame.... http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061019.html
19.	MICHAEL / You're wingmen, too? / CHAZ / We ought to form a society! / MICHAEL / Won't this interfere with our duties as co-presidents of pathetic? http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061021.html
20.	CHAZ / What do you think of my POSSE of wingmen? / You've got some nerve! What do you think, I ENJOY being marginalized by your outmoded dating tactics? / NIC / Wingmen look out for their own! / HARRIET / Please promise me you'll stop doing that... http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061022.html

21.	BIZZY / You might want to be a little more careful with how you're - / BIZZY / That was a close - / THWACK! / NEWELL / ...One? http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061023.html
22.	HARRIET / I'm glad we're not rivals any more! / NIC / A club for wingmen was a great idea! / HARRIET / I think our game's improving already! / NEWELL / Nic, I need help! / NIC / Just relax, man. It'll go fine. / NEWELL / No, I've killed her! / NIC / That's the spirit! / HARRIET / Think we could make... http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061026.html
23.	NEWELL / Can you give her CPR? / NIC / Now's your chance, stud! / AIAIAIAIAI!!! / HARRIET / Did Bizzy just scream? / NIC / That was Newell. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061028.html
24.	CHAZ / Cornelius, go find Rick for me! / CHAZ / You know,it hasn't been a bad night after all! / CHAZ / Newell and Bizzy have had an exciting night... / CHAZ / Nic learned that it isn't necessary to tackle rival wingmen... / CHAZ / And we've all made new friends! I guess Rick did me a favor by making... http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061030.html
25.	CHAZ / Rick! You're still here! / RICK / She stole my car... / CHAZ / Wait... You mean the girl you were "gonna score with" stole your car? / CHAZ / You MORON! / RICK / I think she stole your falcon, too. / CHAZ / Huh? http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061102.html

26.	RICK / Don't worry... I'll get your falcon back! / SWERVE! / SWERVE! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061104.html
27.	RICK / You leave that bird alone! / JENNY / This isn't the last you'll see of me! / RICK / As long as my car is safe, that's all that's important. / CHAZ / You found Cornelius! / RICK / Anything for a friend! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061106.html
28.	CHAZ / You got Cornelius back safe and sound! Rick, I owe you big time! / RICK / I just hope we get to have fun nights like this more often! / CHAZ / Oh no. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061109.html
29.	CHAZ / Missy, I may have promised Rick I'd be his wingman... indenfinitely. / CHAZ / And to tell the truth, I only partied with him in the first place because I wasn't looking forward to another night of talking on the phone. / MISSY / ...So what have we learned here? / CHAZ / That I should never do anything... http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061111.html

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