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| Anywhere But Here - Saturday, July 2, 2005 | *** CROSSOVER WITH MANY TIDINGS GRIM *** / The Dude: Would you be up for a cup of coffee?
/ Penny: You do realize I'm a disembodied head? / Mac: let me handle this. / Mac: So, what do you say? Maybe download a flick, do some "graphic" interfacing.
/ Penny: Forget it gramps, it'ld never work. I'm... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050702.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, July 4, 2005 | The Dude: All right, no needto panic, he's just a few hours late.
/ Bill: Well my dear boy, I suggest we just sit back and enjoy the marvelous weather. / KRACK-KA-BOOM / Bill: Stop looking at me as if I had something to do with this. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050704.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, July 5, 2005 | Uncle Jay: I thought you college kids had more brains then to just sit outside in a rainstorm.
/ The Dude: Uncle Jay? / Uncle Jay: How you feeling kid?
/ The Dude: Cold and wet, what took ya so long?
/ Uncle Jay: Sorry, the truck moves a little slower then I'm use to. / The Dude: By the way...I... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050705.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, July 6, 2005 | The Dude: look, I'm sorry to spring all of this on you at such short notice. Mom didn't bother to tell me about any of this till last week, and...well life has just been really comples. / Uncle Jay: Meh, don't worry about it kid. There's more then enough room for you and your uh..."Friends" at the... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050706.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, July 7, 2005 | Uncle Jay: I assumed you boys are hungry, so I called bert on our way in and told him to pop some steaks on the grill for ya.
/ Uncle Jay: There are four rooms in the guest house, feel free to take your pick of beds. / Uncle Jay: Now if you need anything, just give Ernie a page, he more or less runs... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050707.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, July 8, 2005 | Uncle Jay: We've got about 200 acres of ranchland, and the stream in the south was just stocked with trout this spring.
/ Uncle Jay: If you'ld like to do some fishing I'ld be glad to take you tomorrow morning. / Uncle Jay: We just installed the sat dish on the guest house. Movies are free, so go hog... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050708.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Saturday, July 9, 2005 | *** CROSSOVER WITH THE GREEN AVENGER *** / The Dude: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! / VFOOSH
/ Green Avenger: Gotcha! / Green Avenger: Don't worry, you're safe now.
/ The Dude: Thank you...
/ The Dude: Say, you wouldn't happen to be free on friday? Would you? / ZOOOOOOM!!!
/ The Dude: AHHHHHHHHH!!! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050709.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, July 11, 2005 | Uncle Jay: And this is Bert, head chef and best bar-b-que man this side of kansas.
/ Bert: I reckon' you boys were hungry from your trip so I whipped you up some grub. / The Dude: HOLEY CRAP! / Mongo: Schlup!
/ The Dude: This is just too much, there's no way we could possibly... / Mongo: BELCH! / The... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050711.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 | Chris: Hey mom, guess who's home for the summer!
/ Carol: Christina! / Carol How's my baby girl doing?
/ Chris: I'm good mom!
/ Carol: Well, put your bags down. Dinner will be ready in just a bit. / Chris: And how's my little sis doing?
/ Lacey: Why if it isn't mom's favorite. You'll just have... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050712.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, July 13, 2005 | Chris: Lacey, what's wrong? We use to be really good friends when we were growing up.
/ Lacey: Maybe I just got older and realized that I hat you. / Lacey: Or maybe I'm just jealous that I cant just stick my tits in someone's face and get whatever it is that my double d's desire. / Chris: Or maybe... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050713.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, July 14, 2005 | Mongo: Unka Jay? / Mongo: Uh, Mongo wondering. You have horsies and cows and...well Mongo, Mongo wondering... / Uncle Jay: You know Mongo, I could really use a big lug like yourself to help us around the ranch. Why don't we go talk to Ernie and see if we can't find you something to keep you busy? / Mongo:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050714.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, July 15, 2005 | Slim: Now then, here's how branding works...we put these irons in a fire and wait for slim to bring back a clam. / Slim: Now the tricky part is keeping the fire hot enough to keep the branding iron ready for...
/ Mongo: fsssssssh / Ernie: Done All ready?
/ Slim: You should have seen this guy ernie,... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050715.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, July 18, 2005 | Mozillas: ACK! / Ken: So I was thinking that today when I'm done with work we could rent a movie or something and chill out. / KLAPLAMMO!!! / Ken: Sorry, should have warned you I like my coffee a little strong.
/ Mozillas: Wubba...wubba...wubbay cabba I febbebl my fibbingers? http://abh-comic.com/d/20050718.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 | Ken: Find something to rent?
/ Mozillas: OOOH OOOH OOOOOOOH THIS ONE! / Ken: Godzilla, Distroy all monsters? Given your history I don't think it's a good idea to rent a Godzilla video game. / Mozillas: Please? I'll promise I'll be good. / Mozillas: MWAHAHAHAH Thank you Walt Disney for creating... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050719.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 | Mozillas: Bring it on mammal. / Ken Sonic blast! Sonic Blast!
/ Mozillas: Atomic breath! Atomic Breath! / Television: MOTHRA WINS!!! / Mozillas: Say it ain't so big G. Say it aint so!
/ Ken: It's always hardest when our hero's fail us. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050720.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, July 21, 2005 | CHRIS: AHHH.... IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME AGAIN. / CHRIS: THE FEEL OF A FRESH-CUT LAWN AGAINST MY BARE FEET... / SCRUNCH SCRUNCH SCRUNCH / CHRIS: THE SMELL OF MOM'S PRIZE ROSES... / MARK: HEYYA GORGEOUS, WHEN DID YOU GET BACK IN TOWN? / CHRIS: ...THE SOUND OF AN EX-BOYRFRIEND STALKING ME... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050721.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, July 22, 2005 | MARK: HEYYA BEAUTIFUL. / CHRIS: HI MARK.
/ MARK: **** I want me a piece o' dat.* / CHRIS: Eat my steaming **** and die scumbag.
/ *translations from "hick" provided courtesy of babblefish. / CHRIS: SO HOW ARE YOU AND RACHAEL DOING? / MARK: MEH, WE'RE BOTH TAKING A LITTLE TIME OFF FOR RIGHT NOW.
/ CHRIS:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050722.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Saturday, July 23, 2005 | Music: I ani't as good as I once was, I got a few years on me now
/ Mark: There ya go babe. We call that the "deal sealer" 56 ounces of pure hardcore all american brew... / Music: But there was a time back in my prime. When I could really lay it down
/ Chris: er, I I donno I mean.
/ Mark: awe come... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050723.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Sunday, July 24, 2005 | Chris: WHAT AM I DOING HERE? I'm hiding out in a fucking bar bathroom because I'm petrified that if I go back out there I'm just going to go home with that fucking scumbag. / Chris: What is wrong with me stupic so stupid why why why I shouldn't even be here why am I even hre shold even be here! I'm... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050724.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, July 25, 2005 | Chris: OH CRAP! I'm stuck! / Mark: What an ass! / Chris: Funny...I've been thinking the exact same thing about you this whole date. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050725.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 | Mark: My my my... I haven't seen you from this angle for ages... / Mark: Now I don't know what you have in mind...but it sure does look kinky baby.
/ Chris: Grrrr.... / Mark: Let me just get a ladder and we can get this party star... / Mark: Hey! Hey Baby! Hey, where you goin'? Don't you want... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050726.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 | Mark: HEY BABE, WHERE YOU GOING? WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD OUR DRINKS YET. / Chris: GO HOME MARK, THE FLOOR SHOW IS OVER.
/ Mark: HEY BITCH, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM ANYWAY? / Chris: WHAT'S MY PROBLEM?
/ WHAT'S MY PROBLEM?! / Chris: YOU'RE MY FUCKING PROBLEM MARK! / Chris: I DON'T CARE WHO OR WHAT YOU THINK... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050727.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, July 28, 2005 | Mongo: MONGO SMASH LITTLE MAN!
/ Mark: OH SWEET JESUS!!! / Chris: NO! / Chris: LET HIM GO MONGO! / Chris: MONGO / Chris: BESIDES, MARK WAS JUST LEAVING. / Chris: WEREN'T YOU MARK?
/ Mongo: GRRRRRR http://abh-comic.com/d/20050728.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, July 29, 2005 | CHRIS : STUPID / CHRIS : GOD I'M SO STUPID. / MONGO : IS...IS...IS PRETTY LADY OKAY? / CHRIS : WHY DID YOU DO THAT? / MONGO : BUT BUT BUT... MONGO ONLY TRYING TO HELP!
/ CHRIS : I DON'T NEED ANYONE'S HELP TO HANDLE JERKS LIKE THAT! / MONGO : BUT PRETTY LADY'S DADDY SAY MONGO SHOULD HELP.
/ CHRIS :... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050729.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Saturday, July 30, 2005 | CHRIS: I...I... / I DON'T UNDERSTAND... / MONGO: PRETTY LADY'S DADDA TALK TO MONGO'S BOSS. / DADDA SAY YOU ASK FOR HELP / MONGO'S BOSS SEND MONGO / MONGO TRY AND HELP PRETTY LADY. / MONGO: MONGO SORRY IF PRETTY LADY ANGRY WITH MONGO, MONGO ONLY DOING WHAT BOSS ASK MONGO TO... / CHRIS: BUT IF YOUR BOSS... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050730.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Sunday, July 31, 2005 | Chris: THANK YOU... / Chris: *SIGH* CAN YOU WALK ME HOME? / Chris: WHEW...
/ Mongo: PRETTY LADY OKAY? / Chris: I AM NOW. / GUARDIAN DEVIL http://abh-comic.com/d/20050731.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, August 1, 2005 | Mongo; Mongo need go now.
/ Chris: Awe, why?
/ Mongo: Mongo need get back to bill and man with funny hat to take care of hroseys. It very long walk, so mongo should get started. / Chris: Awe, Mongo, you don't have to walk, I can give you a ride there.
/ Mongo: Pretty lady give mongo ride? / Chris:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050801.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, August 2, 2005 | Chris: Mom, something's come up. i need to take off for a few days. / Carol: Awe, Sweetie, can you at least stay for dinner?
/ Chris: smeek
/ Chris Fraid not mom. / Carol: Well that's too bad, I just made turkey, and stuffing, and yams, and corn and... / Chris: DON'T
/ EVEN
/ THINK
/ ABOUT
/ IT. / Mongo:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050802.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, August 3, 2005 | Chris: Ya know, there's probibly enough room for you to ride inside. / Mongo: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA FASTER!!! FASTER!!! / Chris: I think we're probibly pressing our luck enoug as is. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050803.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, August 4, 2005 | The Dude: Bill, do you know where Mongo is?
/ I cant find him anywhere. / Bill: He's out for some business related matters right now.
/ The Dude: Uhhhh...OK? / Television: And tonight on the wonderfull world of disney...CELEBRITY JELLO WRESTLING! Let's bring out our contestants...LINDSAY LOHAN and... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050804.html |
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