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| Keenswim 2005 | [[Casper is carrying a wrapped package with ribbon bow.]]
/ What do you have there, Casper?
/ Casper: Miss Conway says it's a present fron North Dakota. / [[The package is unwrapped and opened. The elves peer into the package.]]
/ North Dakota? Where's that?
/ Casper: State side I think. / [[Inside the... http://abh-comic.com/schoolspirit.html |
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| Keenswim 2005 | [Sign]: Nearest Beach 2,000 Mi
/ Mozillias: "North Dakota can't be that bad," he says. "I'm sure we'll find something to do here over Spring Break," he says. BRILLIANT #$*%ING IDEA EINSTEIN. http://abh-comic.com/keenswim2005.html |
| Anywhere But Here Online Comics Day 2005 | The Dude: To me there's a certain appeal to online comics that pulls far greater than what I find in "regular" print comics.
/ [clacka clacka clacka] /
/ The Dude: Web comic artists seem to be exposed to an unmatched freedom compared to their print brethren. And freedom, it appears, is a marvelous thing!
/ [tap... http://abh-comic.com/webcomic2005.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, June 2, 2003 | The Dude: I cant believe that high school is almost over. / Unnamed Friend: No kidding man, I'm so ready to blow that place. / The Dude: So, what are your plans after graduation?
/ Unnamed Friend: I'm Getting High, Getting Drunk and Getting Laid. / The Dude: Dude, I mean what were your plans for... http://abh-comic.com/d/20030602.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, June 3, 2003 | unnamed friend: So Mr bigshot is heading to boston.
/ the dude: I'll keep in touch man / the dude: you never did tell me where you're going to school
/ unnamed friend: Mankato Minnesota. / the dude: Minnesota? / the dude: Shooting for the moon as always.
/ unnamed friend: I made it this far by... http://abh-comic.com/d/20030603.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, June 4, 2003 | the dude: I cant wait to be out of here this fall / unnamed friend: I donno man, I like it here. What's your beef with this palce anyway? / the dude: I just want more, ya know. I want to se the world, to be somewhere that doesn't feel so...sooo... / Cow: Bletch
/ The Dude: Took the words right... http://abh-comic.com/d/20030604.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 5, 2003 | unnamed friend: so, when are you leaving for berkley
/ the dude: august
/ unnamed friend: cool man, just keep in touch. / the dude: uh, sure...who are you again. / the dude: holey crap, I didn't even know you had eyes.
/ unnamed friend: you're one to talk. http://abh-comic.com/d/20030605.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 6, 2003 | The Dude: Here we are, the last summer before everything changes... / The Dude: On the crossroads of the biggest adventure of our lives.
/ The whole world sprawled out for us to see, shimmering like a pearl just waiting to be plucked... / The Dude: And it's all ours, whatever we want is our for the... http://abh-comic.com/d/20030606.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, June 9, 2003 | Father: Son, Whatcha Doin? / The Dude: Just making certain I have everything packed for when I move out to Boston.
/ I figure it's an awefuly long drive if I forgot my Miles Davis CDs. / The Dude: And I certainly don't want to come back to this cow pie town any more then i absolutly have to. / Mother:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20030609.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, June 10, 2003 | Father: Hey, mind if I come in?
/ The Dude: no pops, not at all. / Father: Son, I've been putting off on this talk for far to long now...
/ The Dude: Christ dad, we already had this talk when I was eleven.
/ Father: Uh, no. / Father it seems that we've misplaced your scholorship papers somehow.
/ You're... http://abh-comic.com/d/20030610.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 | Mother: Herbert, I'm a little concerned about our son.
/ Herbert: Oh? / Mother: Don't you think he's been acting a little peculiar?
/ Herbert: Not Particularly. / Mother: Well, I don't think this new behavior is all that healthy for hims.
/ Herbert: He's a teenager, you know how moody they can get... http://abh-comic.com/d/20030611.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 12, 2003 | Mother: Oh that's wonderfull news!
/ I'll be sure to tell him as soon as he gets home.. / Mother: Your uncle jay says you're all set to go on a full scholarship at North Dakota.
/ Isn't that wonderfull? / Mother: He does know that only works with gas stoves...doesn't he?
/ Herbert: Meh. http://abh-comic.com/d/20030612.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 13, 2003 | Unnamed friend: Wow, North Dakota, that's just harsh. / Unnamed friend: And you thought I was slummin it when I... / Unnamed friend: holey crap man, you smoke?
/ The Dude: I fgure that since I cant kill myself quickly, I may as well do it slowly. / Unnamed Friend: Don't you think you may be over... http://abh-comic.com/d/20030613.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, June 16, 2003 | Tasha: Wow, going for a complete makeover. / The dude: The worlds shown me nothing but pain and suffering, and I'm going to show the world just how dark and poisoned my soul has become. / Lord Horribus: TASHA!!! HELP ME!!! This humidity is absolutly runining my mascara!!!
/ Tasha: Let me finish... http://abh-comic.com/d/20030616.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, June 17, 2003 | Music: In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more / Music: With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more / Herbert: Wow, this takes me back...rocking out to billy idol in my first leather jacket.
/ Music: more, more more / Music: I did it all for the nookie! The Nookie! The Nookie! http://abh-comic.com/d/20030617.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, June 18, 2003 | Unnamed friend: I donno man, I think you're kinda over reacting. / The Dude: Over Reacting? OVER REACTING? / The Dude: Ten years of busting my :explicitive deleted: to get inot the top school of music in the nation and I'm being exiled to some god forsaken place that probibly still suffers from... http://abh-comic.com/d/20030618.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 19, 2003 | Unnamed Friend: So, this is it huh?
/ The Dude: I guess so. / Unnamed Friend: So like, I'll e-mail ya or something.
/ The Dude: Don't know if they have e-mail. / The Dude: I'm not even certain they have phone lines.
/ Unnamed Friend: Telegraph? / The Dude: Telegraph. http://abh-comic.com/d/20030619.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 20, 2003 | Sign: Now Leaving Wisconsin / Sign: Welcome to Minnesota / Sign: North Dakota Welcomes You. / Sign: North Dakota University
/ Sign: Now with running water!
/ The Dude: You've GOT to be :explicative deleted: me! http://abh-comic.com/d/20030620.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, June 23, 2003 | Unnamed Student: Looking for Something?
/ The Dude: Yeah..backgrounds.
/ Unnamed Student: Backgrounds?
/ The Dude: You know, trees, hills, cars, buildings...backgrounds. / Unnamed Student: What's a "tree"
/ The Dude: Oh this place just keeps getting better and better every :explicative deleted: m... http://abh-comic.com/d/20030623.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, June 24, 2003 | R.A.: Welcome to your new home. / The Dude: It's a little "spartan" don't you think?
/ R.A.: Not really, if you wanted spartan living you should have gone to michigan.
/ The Dude: I don't get it. / R.A.: It's college humor. Michigan State...Spartans...Spartan living.
/ The Dude: That's a horrible... http://abh-comic.com/d/20030624.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 | Sign: Breathed Hall
/ The Dude: Allright... / The Dude: It's a little on the small side, but I guess it could be a lot worse. / Sign: East Wing
/ Accounting West Wing
/ Music Cellar
/ The Dude: How did I :explicative deleted: know it was going to get :explicative deleted: worse?!? http://abh-comic.com/d/20030625.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 26, 2003 | The Dude: Hi I'm...
/ Dr. Hicks: GOOD HEAVENS! What are you doing here?!?
/ Marching band rehearsal started two hours ago. / The Dude: Marching Band, but I don't...
/ Dr. Hicks: no time for small talk, Sarge will have your head on a platter for this. / The Dude: But I don't even have any of the... / The... http://abh-comic.com/d/20030626.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 27, 2003 | Sarge: March!!! March you Maggots!
/ I wanna see those knees up to your :explicative deleted: noses you worthless piles of dog...
/ The Dude: Hi, I'm... / Sarge: YOU'RE A MAGGOT!
/ A maggot that's wasted two hours of my time by being LATE!!! / Sarge: And you have FIVE SECONDS to give me a good... http://abh-comic.com/d/20030627.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Sunday, December 5, 2004 | Dear Reader, / You may be wondering... why does it feel like the story just jumped somewhere? Did I miss an epic mini-series event? / Sorry, my bag. / No, you did not, in fact, miss anything. The "archives" as they are now, are incomplete. Anywhere but here is a 5 year series... split into seasons.... http://abh-comic.com/d/20041205.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, December 6, 2004 | The Dude: windy, Dreary, cold as hell, but at least there's not any :explicative deleted: snow. / The Dude: I am SO :explicative deleted: not finding this :explicative deleted: humorous... http://abh-comic.com/d/20041206.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, December 7, 2004 | The Dude: Winter wonderland my frozen ass! http://abh-comic.com/d/20041207.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, December 8, 2004 | The Dude: Ffff-ffreezing...nn-nneed...c-ccoffee...
/ Beth: Breve? Cafe au lait? Cafe con leche? Cafe Latte? American misto? / The Dude: Coffee...NOW!
/ Beth: Cafe Lungo? Cafe Mocha? Espresso? Unleaded. / The Dude: COFF-EEEE!
/ Beth: Wet? Witless? Zebra? / The Dude: Exiled to the armpit of... http://abh-comic.com/d/20041208.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, December 9, 2004 | The Dude: Pardon me, but is this seat taken.
/ Unamed Female: Overbearing
/ talk all the time
/ have a boyfriend
/ really bad in bed
/ use to be a man
/ carry a dozencommunicable diseases / The Dude: A simple "PISS OFF" would have done.
/ Unnamed female: AND on top of it all, I'm a BITCH too... http://abh-comic.com/d/20041209.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, December 10, 2004 | The Dude: Sight
/ Unnamed Female: Hi YA!! / Unnamed female: I couldn' help but notice you're sitting alone...could I?
/ The Dude: By all means!!
/ Unnamed female: Peachy! / SWIPE! / The Dude: ARRRGH
/ Beth: Sir, please stop. You're beginig to crack the table. http://abh-comic.com/d/20041210.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, December 15, 2004 | Woman: Where the HELL have you been, I've been looking all over for you! /
/ Woman: Oh ... Oh God, I'm sorry, I thought you were my husband Steve. /
/ The Dude: RUN!!! Run like Hell Steve, and don't EVER look back!!! http://abh-comic.com/d/20041215.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, December 16, 2004 | Man: I can't believe that it's almost Christmas break.
/ Woman: I know, I haven't left and I miss you already. /
/ Woman: You'll be in Kentucky ... that's so far away.
/ Man: I know, I'll miss you too.
/ Woman: Not as much as I'll miss you.
/ Man: I'll call every day, I promise. /
/ Woman: I'll call twice... http://abh-comic.com/d/20041216.html |
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