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| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, January 27, 2005 | The Dude: Hurm ... /
/ :KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK:
/ Mozillias: HEY! HURRY UP IN THERE! /
/ Mozillias: You do realize that no matter how long you spend in there you're STILL not going to get any? /
/ :SLAM!!!:
/ Mozillias: Truth hurts ... don't it? http://abh-comic.com/d/20050127.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, January 28, 2005 | The Dude: Is, uh, Chris there?
/ Sarah: *giggle* I'm sorry, but there aren't any guys named Chris here... *giggle* / The Dude: Oh, uh...I'm looking for Chris...uh...
/ tin..er..tal?
/ Tina?
/ ty? / Chris: Sarah! Cut that out, the guy's nervous enough as IS!!
/ Sarah: Sorry Chris. / Chris: I'm Sooo... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050128.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, January 31, 2005 | Chris: Sorry, I'm a little late, but please come in.
/ The Dude: Thanks. /
/ Chris: That's my roommate, Sarah.
/ The Dude: Hi, I'm very pleased to make you acquaintance.
/ Sarah: Gary Trudeau called. He said he wants Duke's nose back. /
/ The Dude: Huh?
/ :Tap:
/ :BOOOING!: /
/ The Dude: She's a real charmer... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050131.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, February 1, 2005 | Chris: Sorry, I'll be ready in five minutes
/ make yourself at home.
/ The Dude: OK, Thanks / Chris: Oh, but stay off the couch, peaches is very territorial.
/ The Dude: Peaches? / Peaches: MROWL!
/ The Dude: Gah! / Peaches: My house
/ my couch
/ my rules
/ Got it PUNK?
/ The Dude: GUMURGH http://abh-comic.com/d/20050201.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, February 2, 2005 | Chris: Ok, I'm rea ... Oh my god! What happened?
/ The Dude: C ... ca ... ca ... cat. C ... cla ... cla ... claws ... grroin ... /
/ Chris: If I offerred to kiss you poor widdl' boo boo would you feel any better?
/ The Dude: :blink blink: /
/ The Dude: HUGURGK /
/ Chris: Ok, that wasn't quite the response... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050202.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, February 3, 2005 | The Dude: I'm Fine
/ Chris: Are you sure, I can take a rain check if you're not feeling well. / Chris: You don't say much do you.
/ The Dude: Sorry, the pain in my crotch is making it a little hard to think. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050203.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, February 4, 2005 | The Dude: So how did you wind up here anyway? / Chris: I grew up in Harvey North Dakota and always wanted to get my shot at big city life,
/ so going to school here was kind of the natural choice. / The Dude: I'm...I'm sorry...
/ "Big" City? / Chris: When you've spent your whole life in a town of... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050204.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, February 7, 2005 | Chris: Say, just how did you wind up with 'Zillis anyway?
/ The Dude: Mom sent him to me my freshman year, I still have no idea why. / Mom: It's for my son, so he'll remember us while he's away at school.
/ Pet Store Clerk: Are you sure, iguanas are one of the hardest pets one can keep.
/ moody...
/ finicky...
/ irratable. / Mom:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050207.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, February 8, 2005 | Man: Good evening folks. What's on the docket for tonight?
/ The Dude: You know, I hadn't thought of this ... / The Dude: It's our first date. I want something that we can laugh at that doesn't insult our intelligence ... something that we can both enjoy without feeling any pressure. /
/ The Dude: I... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050208.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, February 9, 2005 | Chris: The night's still young, wanna try to squeeze in something else?
/ The Dude: You know, I'ld really like to go dancing... / Chris: Hey, that new country and western bar is right down the street! And it's Ladies Night too! / Chris: Oh come on you big baby, it'll be fun!
/ The Dude: NOOOOO... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050209.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, February 10, 2005 | Chris: Come on!
/ The Dude: No
/ Chris: Pleeeease ... /
/ The Dude: Na uh ...
/ Chris: It'll be FUN!
/ The Dude: No way
/ Chris: Come on.
/ The Dude: Sorry, but no /
/ Chris: Do it for me?
/ The Dude: NO
/ Chris: PLEASE! /
/ The Dude: If I had to choose between prison rape and this I'ld take prison rape!... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050210.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, February 11, 2005 | Chris: Honestly ... What's your beef with country music?
/ The Dude: I just can't respect a culture where "Hey baby, wanna ride my sno-mobile?" is considered a pick up line.
/ Chris: It is NOT that bad... /
/ Man: Why hey there pretty darlin, my Dodge Ram is just sittin' outside and I'm trying to find... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050211.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Sunday, February 13, 2005 | Anywhere But Here is proud to present...
/ Our First Annual Valentines Day Fasion Show....
/ With Special thanks from www.trashy.com / This bra and panties set from trashy.com is sure to rise some heartbeats this valentines day... / While this hot little sue dress is SURE to warm something up on those... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050213.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, February 14, 2005 | Cupid: Hunnn Gnunn / Mozillas: Hey, hot stuff, heads up!!! / Cupid: AHHHHHH!!!!
/ AHHHHHHHHHH! / Mozillas: Last year all I got for valentines day was a strange burning sensation...I figured it was time to return the favor. / Cupid: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050214.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, February 15, 2005 | Mozillas: Well someone is home early
/ The Dude: Don't even start. / Mozillas: Let me guess, your romantic evening of two big macs and a coke flopped. Your entertainment of aimless wandering from book store to book store was found wanting. And when you started droning on about jazz music and the... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050215.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, February 16, 2005 | Ken: Heard you had a bad day...
/ Music: I'm a creep...I'm a weirdo... / Ken: So what if the first date you've had in over a year was a dud. Let's go out there and find you another one.
/ Music: What the hell am I doing here? I just don't belong here... / The Dude: Click
/ Music: AND TOMORROW... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050216.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, February 17, 2005 | Mozillias: Think he's going to come out of it soon?
/ Ken: I'm sure he's already taking his frustraitions out composing something... / Ken: And if he isn't we're probibly in for months of him moping about listening to that depressing :explicitive deleted: untill he finally does compose something and... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050217.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, February 18, 2005 | The Dude: C#-G-D# F#-G-A# A#5-C-C5 / The Dude: Crap, I'm stuck. Let me just hear what I got. / Mac: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!! / The Dude: GODDAMN IT! I can't even PLAGERIZE decent :explicitive deleted: right now!!!
/ Mac: Look at the bright side, at least it wasn't Destiny's Child. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050218.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, February 21, 2005 | Ken: He's been in quite a mood, think he's allright? / Mozillas: I'm sure he's fine, it's not like he's prone to doing stupid things... / The Dude: Hmmmm... / The Dude: What have I got to lose? http://abh-comic.com/d/20050221.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 | WHACK!!!! / Old Guy: Will you hurry up!!! Some of us don't have all day... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050222.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, February 23, 2005 | The Dude: Hurm... / The Dude: Checkmate! / Death: Best two out of three?
/ The Dude: Why quit when you're ahead? http://abh-comic.com/d/20050223.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, February 24, 2005 | The Dude: Hey Karen!
/ Karen: Oh, it's YOU again... / The Dude: Say, I need to call in that favor you owe me.
/ Karen: Oh REEEEALY?
/ The Dude: Yeah, can you update my friends look... / Death: Hi / Karen: Thank God. For a minute I thought he was going to ask me out again. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050224.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, February 25, 2005 | Karen: So what do you think? / Death: I like it, but I don't know about the color. Does it come in black? / Karen: Oh honey, stick with the blue...black is a VERY slimming color, and you don't need to look ANY thinner. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050225.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, February 28, 2005 | The Dude: Hey Heavy-D You're looking sharp! / Karen: Pssst!!! Sweetie, the hood!
/ Death: Huh? / Death: Oh, Right
/ Karen: Much Better. / Death: Sorry, force of habit.
/ Karen: It's OK. At least we got you out of that dreadful Goth crap. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050228.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, March 1, 2005 | Chuck: Yo Bud.
/ Buddy: Hey Chuck
/ Chuck: Been awhile
/ Buddy: No doubt /
/ Buddy: Hey Ken
/ Ken: Hey guys, hear the news?
/ Chuck: Nope
/ Ken: He had a date /
/ Buddy: REALLY?
/ Ken: No joke!
/ Chuck: How'd it go?
/ Ken: Awful, she ran off with some other guy. He's been depressed for a week! /
/ Chuck: SWEEEET
/ Ken:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050301.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, March 2, 2005 | The Dude: KENNY G?
/ Amy: Don't worry boss ... I was just messing with ya ...
/ The Dude: Don't EVER do that again. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050302.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, March 3, 2005 | The Dude: Sounds Pretty Sweet, why don't we take five so you can have an American Cancer Society Meeting without killing my lungs. / Offscreen Comments: Sounds good boss. Works for me. SMOKE BREAK! / Buddy: Dude, these charts are killer.
/ Chuck: He always writes great stuff when he's depressed.
/ Robbie:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050303.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, March 4, 2005 | Chris: I just wanted to talk...
/ The Dude: We have absolutly NOTHING to talk about. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a rehearsal to get back to. / The Dude: COME ON!!! Unlock the :Explicitve deleted: Door!!!
/ Chris: Just one drink, that's all I ask. / The Dude: Fine...one drink, but don't expect... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050304.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Sunday, March 6, 2005 | *** Crossover with Drive thru-Blues *** / Attendant: Can I help you? So that's one number one, large, with extra mayo and a root beer.
/ Attendant: Not this guy again. / Attendant: Can I get you anything else?
/ The Dude: How about a date this Friday? / Attendant: To save me the pain of giving... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050306.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, March 7, 2005 | Chris: Come on, you cant still be pissed about that date...can you? / Waiter: What'll it be folks?
/ Chris: A beer for me, and something to cheer sister mary sunshine up.
/ Waiter: One beer and one Bananna Daqur... / Waiter: ...EEEEP!!!
/ The Dude: NO!! One Beer... One Sapphire Martini... dry...... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050307.html |
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