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| Episode 1 - No Arms | Do you ever wonder if what we are doing is morally right? / Oh come on, they are not even sentient! / Still though, how would you feel if someone watched you constantly?
/ I dunno, i dont have any arms so its hard to do anything embarrassing. http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=26 |
| Episode 2 - Battleshit | So who are we studying today?
/ Speciment 333, i think he is a good example of how human society handles cripples.
/ Being as inept as 333 doesnt mean you are cripple, it just means you are an idiot / I think looking clueless is his default expression.
/ Maybe its a defense mechanism. / Keep watch, i... http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=31 |
| 3 - boom! | E7!
/ ...
/ Hmm guess i mised. / BOOM!!! / What the heck did you do?
/ if you are talking about the BOOM!!! in panel 2 - i had nothing to do with it
/ then what was that explosion? / ALIENS! http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=37 |
| 4 - grouch | when they said 100% realism, they weren't joking
/ you idiot! we are going to die!!
/ whoever made this game has a sick sense of humor... bastard took out life support systems first / meanwhile
/ hmm mom has a bunch of stuff on this shopping list. / if we make it out of here alive - i am going to kill... http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=43 |
| 5 - ded | ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
/ my whole life.. flashing before my eyes! thats quite a bad sign / BOOM!!
/ AHGHGH! http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=47 |
| 06 - alert | sir, we just lost contact with a research vessel orbiting Earth
/ do we have any information on what happened? / this is the last transmission we got from them
/ bastard... zzzbbb.. took out life support... bzzbb... battleship. .. di... bzzt / you know what has to be done
/ but sir.. the AI hasnt been... http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=50 |
| 07 - earth, for now | ack!, where am i? / earth.... for now http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=54 |
| 08 - dont say their name | err... what?
/ but not for long! / put this on if you want to live! / ahh... thats a sandwi...
/ NEVER! say their name / never forget they are always watching you / you are their prisoner! / meanwhile
/ day one: weve been abducted by HUMANS http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=60 |
| 09 - where are we | how much survived the crash
/ not much, it seems the gps is still in tact though
/ good! why didnt you tell me sooner
/ well, i dont think its working / you are here
/ well i guess this explains why we havent seen any humans http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=62 |
| 10 - communication | okay, so we crash landed on subject 333's head. this isnt as bad as it seems. maybe we can recover enough of the ship to get away
/ tim how much do we know about the human brain? / what are you talking about
/ well why don't we try and communicate with this human?
/ oh right, why didn't i think of that... http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=66 |
| 11 - passing me by | sometimes i feel that the whole world is flying byme / and no matter what i do, i cant catch up / shit http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=68 |
| 12 - ideas | HI, my name is marin the author of this comic / i was brainstorming ideas for comics yesterday / and ideas just came pouring in / gurgle
/ now ive just got to act on them :D http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=70 |
| 13 - into the void | i think your plan sucks
/ its ur only option / yeah but this is gross
/ i know but this survival kit only has a rope and some tofu / are you sure you know what you are doing?
/ dude, chill ive been watching human TV
/ watch this
/ THIS.. IS.. / SPARTA!! http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=73 |
| 14 - yumm | ahh this is not quite how i imagine this part
/ this is sick / wahh / fwomp! / dude, you gonna talk all day?
/ i was gone for like 30 seconds
/ oh man, this is good, we should totally harvest humans for this stuff! http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=75 |
| 15 - eat your carcass | Since we are inside an ear canal heading towards imminent doom, i need to confess something that ive kept hidden from you
/ what? / Well when you were dating that chick back in forth grade.. I.. We kind of had a thing going on the side
/ I know you are mad and I am sorry, i ws just angry and jelous an.. / I... http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=80 |
| 16 - poop | So marin had a 3 hour talk with his dad about school and life in general / so he asked me to fill in today instead of the regular comic that he had written / he even wrote a joke for me to say / POOP! / ... wow, rough crowd. http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=83 |
| 17 - no hope :( | Okay this I believe is the human hearing apparatus. We should expl..
/ Wait a moment, how do you know he will listen? / Well that’s a good point I guess.
/ We have to be forcefull!
/ to scare him into action! / [and so]
/ hmm, she is really pretty / ABANDON ALL HOPE HUMAN! http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=85 |
| 18 - don't ignore us | Ahh.. excuse me?
/ What?
/ Oh, sorry I thought you said something. / Human, please , I need your help!
/ Don't forsake us! / The contents of your hearing apparatus taste good! / What was that about?
/ I am just being polite http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=87 |
| 19 - bingo | Man what is wrong with me. I can swear I am hearing voices
/ THAT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE! We crash-landed on your head, and we need you help!
/ … / Okay I was hoping we wouldn’t have to do this.
/ Whats that?
/ Using a modified lifesaver and a balloon I recalibrated our urinal disposal device into a hi tech... http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=90 |
| 20 - reset! | SO whats the plan?
/ I take this and very carefully- / HYA! / SHING! / And now we can- / Ahh shit he froze up, reset reset ABORT SEQUENCE!
/ I think you might have hit a nerve or something… http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=92 |
| 21 - wimins! | Okay, I think this should do it. Initiating startup sequence
/ Restoring power / I should be able to tap into his nervous system.
/ Woa, what is this? Its off the charts. / Routing sensory input. / Look at his brain functions, I am picking up a lot of activity. / Routing thought process.. starting... http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=95 |
| 22 - love | Are you okay? / Err. Yeah I am fine
/ You were kind of standing there
/ Yeah.. I am not sure-
/ Okay this is not good. He is overheating, we need to reboot / Nooo, I don’t need to reboot!
/ What..?
/ Shutting down! / gahh http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=103 |
| 23 - oh shit | oh shit...
/ err, are you alright? / oh shit, oh shit oh shit, oh shit
/ You know, if you keep passing
/ out like that you might want
/ to go see a- / oh shit, oh shit oh shit, oh shit oh shit, oh shit oh shit, oh shit oh shit, oh shit oh shit, oh shit
/ doctor… http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=110 |
| 24 - atheist | That was pretty lame of me
/ Yeah it was / ok who are you!?
/ We are your religion’s most powerful and least forgiving deities / I am atheist
/ Agh! Our cover is blown!
/ This is the last time I let you talk to him. http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=117 |
| 25 - high school | So you are aliens that landed on my head?
/ Crash landed, but yes. / I could be going crazy… crazy people don’t usually wonder if they are going crazy right?
/ We could prove it to you – the square root of pi is 1.77245385 / Wow I didn’t know that, so you must really be in my head
/ ….
/ Where were you... http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=119 |
| 26 - humiliation | Alright, so how are you, planning on getting back to your planet?
/ Don’t know yet, your technology is far behind ours… also way bigger. / Maybe you could s- GAH! That’s the girl from this morning
/ Oh yeah, the one you ran away from. Screaming. / What are you doing?
/ No can of noodles is worth the... http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=122 |
| 27 - girl repellent | Okay time to make my escape-
/ Hi! / I err.. hi, I er.. I
/ This is going to end badly
/ Aren’t you that guy that head butted me this morning? / Ah, well abo-
/ What is that your arms are doing?
/ Your girl repellent position?
/ 9/10 times it works every time http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=124 |
| 28 - fail | Its pretty cool of you to come by and see if I was okay.
/ Oh er, I actually didn’t know you worked here / But now that I am here – I am sorry about passing out and.. well whatever I did
/ Oh that’s okay – it was pretty entertaining morning / I should ask her to coffee or something
/ Yes, yes you should
/ Ahh... http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=126 |
| 29 - loser | So I just wanted you to know - that was pretty lame back there
/ I know / You fail it
/ I know I know, I just didn’t want to screw this up
/ That’s a lame excuse for screwing it up / Next time you just let me talk
/ You are an alien.
/ So?
/ You don’t even know anything about our society.
/ And..?
/ Or our... http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=130 |
| 30 - shirt | So who was that guy?
/ I don’t know, he collapsed on me this morning. / Maybe he was stricken by your beauty.
/ Haha
/ Or was just overcome by the horrid color t-shirt you are wearing today? / What is your problem with this shirt?
/ I am just wondering if you ever tried to wear colors that are at least... http://burnthealiens.com/comic/?p=132 |