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| Chronillogical - I've A Smiiile On My *EUGH-KOFF* | [[Jen screams at the sky]]
/ Jen: OH, WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO YOU?! Freaking UNIVERSE! / Jen: Although... I guess... / Jen: This isn't... SO bad. / [[Jen dances through the rain]] / [[Jen continues dancing in the rain with a big smile on her face]] / [[Green-faced and with a thermometer in... http://chronillogical.com/2008/10/07/ive-a-smiiile-on-my-eugh-koff/ |
| It's The Anachronistic Hoplite Happy Hour | Narrator: Meanwhile, in the exciting world of Roy Sloan...
/ Roy: "Captain Aeneas, we have intercepted intelligence indicated that Hannibal is planning a surprise attack on our starboard flank!"
/ Roy: "Go forth, young Hornblower, and tell General Washington that we will require immediate back-up." / [[Roy... http://chronillogical.com/2008/10/10/its-the-anachronistic-hoplite-happy-hour/ |
| Chronillogical - There's A Hot Pocket In My Rocket | Roy: How's the cold?
/ Jen: Bedder, but I'b thstill a bid congesthed. / Roy: You know what'll pick you up? A nice, toasty hot pocket.
/ Jen: Yeh, no thakes. I'b tryig to keep "foodbord ildness" off my growig listht of mithfortunes. / Roy: I'm serious! It's a remedy as old as the stars, known by everyone... http://chronillogical.com/2008/10/17/theres-a-hot-pocket-in-my-rocket/ |
| That's The Signpost Up Ahead | Roy: I will now place the Hot Pocket in the microwave!
/ Jen: Roy, this is fascinatig. I just wadted you to know that. / Roy: GAZE in amazement as the door SPRINGS FORTH and whoa, what the heck?
/ Jen: What, what's --- oh, this agaid. / [[Milo enters]]
/ Milo: Hey guys, Hot Pockets? Hot Pockets, I can... http://chronillogical.com/2008/10/21/thats-the-signpost-up-ahead/ |
| Future O'Clock | Milo: DAMMIT, STANLEY, STOP TOYING WITH ME! SHELVE YOUR MIND GAMES! / Milo: Okay, calm down, Big M. There's a LOGICAL explanation. Jen and Roy are pulling pranks. Right? / Milo: Un ... Unless... / [[Milo rushes towards his lab]] / Milo: *GASP!* / [[Milo holds both Stanleys aloft]]
/ Milo: THE FUTURE... http://chronillogical.com/2008/10/24/future-oclock/ |
| Wakkadoo | [[Jen is awakened from sleep. The clock reads 3:07 AM.]]
/ Clatter (V.O.): VVVVROP ZOPPO FIZZZ CHUGGA-CHONK WHIZBANG CLANG CLONG / [[Jen walks to the hangar, mumbling to herself. Sound effects continue.]]
/ Clatter (V.O.): KONG BZZORK POM POM POM FRRRZUNK BEEP BOP WAKKADOO RRK BOINK / Jen: MILO, CAN... http://chronillogical.com/2008/10/28/wakkadoo/ |
| It's Funny, I'm Laughin' | Jen: Milo! FELLOW TIME TRAVEL RESEARCHER, here. You think you could have MENTIONED the Frankenstinian physics lab you built?
/ Milo: You just seemed so busy sulking about and getting sick. But never mind that---look here. / [[Milo holds forth the Stanleys]]
/ Jen: I---why am I looking at these?
/ Milo:... http://chronillogical.com/2008/10/31/its-funny-im-laughin/ |
| Though It Could Also Be Good | Jen: I'm sorry, it's just ... you think this toy is from the FUTURE? Seriously?
/ Milo: Not THAT one. The OTHER one. / Jen: Yeah? How can you tell?
/ Milo: The one from the microwave is marked with an 'F'.
/ The 'F' is for "FUTURE".
/ Jen: Yes. Clever. / Milo: ALSO, this analyzer thing registered a disturbance... http://chronillogical.com/2008/11/03/though-it-could-also-be-good/ |
| Break It Down, Dr. Stanley | Jen: Okay, so we have a time traveling teddy bear. What can he tell us?
/ Milo: Don't bother questioning him. I already tried. / Jen: That's not what I---
/ Milo: So I says to myself: why would the future send back STANLEY, of all things? What is the SIGNIFICANCE? / Milo: Then it hit me: STANLEY NEUTRINO... http://chronillogical.com/2008/11/07/break-it-down-dr-stanley/ |
| Stanleyocalypse | [[Roy is pouring himself some coffee]]
/ Roy: Whoever invented mornings should be drawn and quartered. And then drawn again. / [[Roy notices a Stanley on the counter.]] / [[Roy notices another Stanley on the hat rack.]] / [[Roy notices another Stanley in the fridge.]] / [[Roy notices another Stanley... http://chronillogical.com/2008/11/08/stanleyocalypse/ |
| Don't ... Turn Around | [[Milo and Jen are working hard in the lab]]
/ Roy (V.O.): WHERE'S THAT GANGLY GREEK / Roy: Milo! Your ursine menagerie has infested my quarters! ERADICATE
/ them. Jen, good morning. / Milo: You found MORE Stanleys?!
/ Roy: Your feigned surprise tires me. Just clear them out. I can still feel the unsleeping... http://chronillogical.com/2008/11/14/dont-turn-around/ |
| Chronillogical - Quod Erat Demonstrandum | Roy: Finish this sentence: my house is inundated with teddy bears BECAUSE...
/ Milo: The future.
/ Roy: That doesn't -- what ABOUT the future?
/ Milo: THEY are from IT. / Roy: Oh, I don't need this scientifical double-talk!
/ Jen: ROY. The TEDDY BEARS are from the future. / Roy: What, seriously? Am I talking... http://chronillogical.com/2008/11/18/quod-erat-demonstrandum/ |
| Mr. Logic | Roy: It is logically impossible for these toys to exist. Therefore, they don't.
/ Milo: Really? Is he allowed to do that?
/ Jen: No, he isn't. / Roy: I'll do what I want! It is MY ESTATE.
/ Jen: A property deed doesn't make you some kind of WIZARD. They won't just vanish in a puff of smoke--
/ Roy: JUST... http://chronillogical.com/2008/11/21/mr-logic/ |
| Chronillogical - Liar, Liar, Pyre On Fire | Jen: You know, I just realized: we still have to debug a TON of research.
/ Milo: Yup yup. Roy'll have to deal with those Stanleys a while yet. / Jen: Yeah, I don't know about Roy.
/ Milo: How d'ya mean? / Jen: Well, he was OK ignoring the Stanleys at first, but now he just... LOOKS at them.
/ Milo: That's... http://chronillogical.com/2008/11/25/liar-liar-pyre-on-fire/ |
| Supra-Canon Theatre | Narrator: Thanksgiving Day. 10:05 AM
/ Jen: I got the turkey!
/ Roy: I hate that turkey. It's scrawny.
/ Milo: I can fix that! / Jen: How?
/ Milo: With SCIENCE!
/ Jen: More specifically.
/ Milo: With my ray gun?
/ Jen: But how---uggh. / [[Roy, Jen, and Milo watch as the turkey is bombarded with rays by Milo's... http://chronillogical.com/2008/11/28/supra-canon-theatre/ |
| It's Winter Now | Jen: Can you believe Roy wanted to toast in front of a warm fire nursing a hot cup of Earl Grey instead of SHREDDING the HILLS in a TUBULAR TOBOGGAN?
/ Milo: Yes. / Jen: But he's missing out on all this TOTALLY RAD scenery. DUDE. Like that FRIKKIN' SWEET SNOWMAN. YEAH!
/ Milo: You are WAY too excited. / Jen:... http://chronillogical.com/2008/12/02/its-winter-now/ |
| It's The Skeleton Guy! | [[A skeletal hand erupts from the snowman's face.]]
/ Jen: ZOMBIEEE! / [[The snowman dissolves. Mr. Skeleton is revealed to be underneath.]]
/ Milo: Criminy! It's ... MR. SKELETON!
/ Mr. Skeleton: Aw jeeze, is dis a carrot nose? Oh, those goofy kids. / Mr. Skeleton: Oh hey, well if it ain't my best customer,... http://chronillogical.com/2008/12/05/its-the-skeleton-guy/ |
| Bigotry For You And Me | Mr. Skeleton: OK guys, I better scoot 'n' skedaddle. Thanks for the help back dere.
/ Milo: Any time, Mr. S! Bye! BYEEE! / Milo: BYYYEEEEE!!
/ Jen: He can't hear you anymore. / Jen: I don't understand why you like that guy so much.
/ Milo: How can you NOT? He's MISTER SKELETON! / Jen: See, that's what... http://chronillogical.com/2008/12/09/bigotry-for-you-and-me/ |
| A Toast To Toast! | Roy: Welcome back. You have fun freezing to death?
/ Milo: It was OK until we bumped into Mr. Skeleton. That rocked pretty hard.
/ Roy: How fortuitous! Everybody likes Mr. Skeleton. / Milo: Not JEN. She thinks he's an ACTUAL SKELETON. Pffsh.
/ Roy: What? Haven't you read his shirt?
/ Jen: YES I READ HIS... http://chronillogical.com/2008/12/12/a-toast-to-toast/ |
| Surely, Maya, May I? | [[Roy sips a mug.]]
/ Doorbell: DING DONG!
/ Jen (O.S.): I've got it! / [[Maya and Jen enter. Something large is strapped to Maya's back.]]
/ Jen: Roy, do you know Maya? She's in my brass quintet.
/ Maya: Hi! It's a pleasure.
/ Roy: OK. / [[Roy points to the large thing]]
/ Roy: What... is that?
/ Maya: Oh,... http://chronillogical.com/2008/12/16/surely-maya-may-i/ |
| Wonk | [[Jen and Maya practice. Roy stands in the doorway.]]
/ Tuba music: BWOOM THBBBTBTHBT BLURT HURR SPWEE WONK
/ Roy: AHEM. / Roy: Sorry to INTERRUPT, but I just wanted to say that your music is simply TRANSFIXING. Like a siren's song. / Jen: Really, Roy? Because---
/ Roy: Yes! To escape it, I tried filling... http://chronillogical.com/2008/12/19/wonk/ |
| WELL, Milo... | Jen: Bye Maya! See you on TUBACHRISTMAS!
/ Milo: Jen, I've been wondering: just what IS this TUBACHRISTMAS business? / Jen: WELL Milo, take a SEAT and I'll tell ya ALLLL about it!
/ [[Milo is beside himself in anticipation.]] / [[Jen dons sunglasses and begins to sing.]]
/ Jen: BUM BUM BUM BUM / TUBACHRISTMAS,... http://chronillogical.com/2008/12/23/well-milo/ |
| Woah, Nelly | [[Jen and Milo are at Radio Shack]]
/ Jen: One more time: WHY are we at Radio Shack?
/ Milo: To take advantage of these FANTASTIC after-Christmas deals! / Jen: Great, I've always wanted two 9-volt batteries for the price of ... one-and-a-half 9-volt batteries.
/ Milo: Ooh, good eye! / Jen: Sooo ... how... http://chronillogical.com/2008/12/30/woah-nelly/ |
| Smek! | Jen: This is unbelievable!
/ Milo: I know! These prices are INSANE. / Jen: Not the batteries, you boob. I meant---jrr---How did you get the time machine working?! / Milo: Very carefully.
/ Jen: ... Would you care to elaborate? / Milo: Well, like we talked about: I solved the Stanley equations...
/ Jen:... http://chronillogical.com/2009/01/02/smek/ |
| Scream-A-Thon | [[Jen and Milo are driving home in Jen's car.]]
/ Jen: Milo, when you describe your work in Seussian language, it doesn't exactly inspire CONFIDENCE.
/ Milo: Jen doesn't believe me, alas and alack! Those words that I talked at the Radio Shack.
/ Jen: I could totally hit you again if you want. / [[Milo... http://chronillogical.com/2009/01/06/scream-a-thon/ |
| Golly Gosh Gee Whillikers | [[Jen and Milo stand by while a tow truck tows Jen's car away.]]
/ Jen: What was SO INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT that you needed to throw a NEWSPAPER over my HEAD in TRANSIT?!
/ Milo: Time travel, Jen! TIME TRAVEL. / [[Milo shows the newspaper to Jen.]]
/ Milo: Here. Look closely.
/ Jen: What, you---sent this paper... http://chronillogical.com/2009/01/09/golly-gosh-gee-whillikers/ |
| Taxicab Confessions | [[Milo and Jen are riding home in a taxi cab.]]
/ Milo: So my super-amazing proof of time travel didn't convince you?
/ Jen: You couldn't convince a brook to babble if it had glossolalia, you thoughtless jerk. / Milo: Wait, how would a brook---
/ Jen: But even though your IRONCLAD "PROOF" of time travel... http://chronillogical.com/2009/01/13/taxicab-confessions/ |
| Poff | [[The taxi cab has arrived at the airfield. Jen and Milo exit the cab.]]
/ Roy: Did you get batteries? My electric top hat is gathering dust in the closet AS WE SPEAK.
/ Jen: Not now, Roy, I swear to god. / Roy: What's HER problem?
/ Milo: She's cheesed I got the time machine working, or something. / [[A... http://chronillogical.com/2009/01/16/poff/ |
| Huh! | [[Milo, Roy, and Jen stand in front of the time machine in the lab. A screwdriver sits atop the time machine.]]
/ Milo: Moment of truth, Milo-Meister. Worst case, the machine flops and your friends disown you. Or it explodes and everyone dies. / [[Milo presses a big red button on a remote.]]
/ Milo: *Gulp* / [[The... http://chronillogical.com/2009/01/20/huh/ |
| A New Point Of View | Roy: The thing worked! How 'bout that?
/ Jen: Wuh--not, uh, necessarily. I mean, it still has to reappear.
/ Milo: Should be 90 seconds, give or take. / Jen: ... Don't you know?
/ Milo: So, okay. The coordinate targeting system isn't PERFECTLY calibrated. Exactly when and where it might show up is a slightly... http://chronillogical.com/2009/01/23/a-new-point-of-view/ |