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| Episode 541: The Gun-gone Peace Moon | [[Palpatine's office; Palpatine is looking at a hologram of some construction plans]] / [[Anakin enters]] / Anakin: Excuse me, Chancellor. / Palpatine: Er... Anakin. Yes; what is it? / Anakin: They were the Peace Moon plans you were looking at, weren't they? / Palpatine: The Moon's, er, symbolism is needed more than ever, now that the Trade Federation has captured Naboo; their ambitions won't stop there. / Anakin: They didn't look like the plans R2 recovered. / Palpatine: Er, time can play tricks with memory. / Anakin: Ha. Count Dook? only stole a copy of the plans?of course you had backups. / Anakin: You assigned us to recover them because you didn't want him to expose them to the public. / Palpatine: But your droid went over the design in detail, and found it to be harmless; did he not? / Anakin: After Nute Gunray erased the superweapon. / R2-D2: See! I told you I didn't mess with them! / Palpatine: Anakin, there is no such thing in the plans. / Anakin: Well just bring them up again and let's have a look. / [[beat; Palpatine looks worried]] http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0541.html |
| Episode 542: Strategic Defence Initiative | Palpatine: Anakin, you must understand that while symbolism can be powerful, sometimes it must be backed up. / Anakin: Oh, I know, Chancellor. I'm on your side. / Anakin: Why do you think I've kept your little game secret? Protected you? / Palpatine: The Peace Moon is to be a deterrent; an implement of last resort. To maintain the peace. / Anakin: With a weapon capable of destroying a planet. / Palpatine: It is never to be used! / Anakin: Yet you felt you had to hide it from the Senate. / Palpatine: They would never knowingly sanction such a thing. It was the only way. / Anakin: You wouldn't want them to find out about this. I am married to a Senator. / [[beat]] / Palpatine: What do you want? / Anakin: The same thing as you. Peace for the Galaxy. / Palpatine: Oh, well. I'm glad we're on the same page then. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0542.html |
| Episode 543: Sworded Demands | Anakin: Give me control of the military. I need their power to hunt down the Sith who have infiltrated the Jedi Order. / Palpatine: No; absolutely not. / Anakin: I see the time has come for more than gentle persuasion. / [SFX]: Whooom [[Anakin draws his laser sword]] / Palpatine: Are you threatening me? / Anakin: Call it what you will. / Palpatine: Strike me down then; you won't get what you want. / Palpatine: There must be another way; a peaceful way. / Anakin: The Sith are beyond peace. Don't you understand! Strength is the only thing they respect! / Palpatine: I have the strength of my convictions; that shall have to be enough. / Palpatine: No, Anakin, you must find another way; I will not have the Republic plunged deeper into conflict. / Anakin: Very well. I have always respected your integrity. / Anakin: I will pursue the Sith as best I can. I pray that it will be enough. [[leaves]] / [[beat]] / Palpatine: No wonder the previous Chancellor went nuts. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0543.html |
| Episode 544: Dino versus Gyro - Round One: FIGHT! | Obi-Wan: You're not getting away this time. / General Grievous: Ah, the thrill of the chase! Toot the horns! Release the hounds! / [SFX]: Kzrzk / Obi-Wan: I'm chasing you! / General Grievous: The most dangerous game! Exhilarating, is it not? / [SFX]: Kzrzk / Obi-Wan: I leap across. / [[Obi-wan jumps on to Grievous's mono wheel]] / General Grievous: Youth these days, so impatient. A good panforte takes hours to bake. / Padm?: Grab him! / Obi-Wan: And risk the grappling rules? / GM: You knock the unicycle off balance. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0544.html |
| Episode 545: An Offal You Can't Refuse | Obi-Wan: I Force Dodge, then disarm Grievous with the staff. 15. / [SFX]: kzrzk / [SFX]: kzrzk / [SFX]: whack! / GM: You knock his blaster away... without cutting a hand off! / R2-D2: You're losing your touch. / Obi-Wan: I try to knock him down. 19! / [SFX]: whack! / General Grievous: Hiding behind your mother's proboscis, little fly? / General Grievous: My invitation stands. Together we can scour the Galaxy of all that offends us. Your brain in my finest chassis! / Obi-Wan: Never! / [SFX]: Kzrzzrzzzkkk!!! / General Grievous: Good man! You may retain your lungs and tongue. Never give up the finer things in life. / [SFX]: kick! / [SFX]: kzrzk / Obi-Wan: What? / [SFX]: slam! / General Grievous: A rare cigar and a snifter of cognac after a hard day conquering worlds. What say you? / Obi-Wan: You're nuts! / General Grievous: Aha! If I am nuts, then who was the nutcracker? http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0545.html |
| Episode 546: Chrome is Where the Heart Is | Padm?: Punch him in the actuators! / [SFX]: 16! / [SFX]: Wham! / Obi-Wan: Owww!!! / GM: Your blow knocks Grievous's breastplate loose. / Obi-Wan: Hmmm. What's he hiding behind there? / [SFX]: Riiip! / GM: You see an atrophied, beating heart. / Obi-Wan: Why, in a cybernetic body, have you kept your heart? / General Grievous: Without a heart, how am I to feel love? / Obi-Wan: Love? That's more human than I imagined you to be. / General Grievous: Without love, how am I to feel hate? / Obi-Wan: Okay... well... I guess that makes a modicum of sense. / General Grievous: And without hate, how am I to know the exquisite sensation of mild annoyance? http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0546.html |
| Episode 547: To Take Up Arms | [SFX]: throw [[Grievous grabs Obi-Wan and tosses him]] / General Grievous: Sprout wings, little grub! [[as Obi-Wan flies through air]] / [SFX]: thud! / General Grievous: For I shall have your greedy hands. / Obi-Wan: What? What for? / General Grievous: You do not see their inner light? Snicker-snack! They are wasted on you. / Obi-Wan: Wait... You graft other people's body parts on to yourself? / General Grievous: Dook?'s heart. How it bled for his cause. / Obi-Wan: You're insane! / General Grievous: Qui-Gon's tongue. / Obi-Wan: You took Qui-Gon's tongue? / General Grievous: A finer speaker never was born. I hired a shapeshifter to cut it out. / Padm?: You desecrated my body?! / General Grievous: Later, I took her eyes. / General Grievous: Do you imagine you can best the tongue of your master? / Obi-Wan: Well, yeah. / [SFX]: pull... [[Obi-Wan Force Pull's Grievous's discarded blaster]] / [SFX]: POW!! [[He fires]] http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0547.html |
| Episode 548: Heart Attack | [SFX]: Pow! / [SFX]: Pow! / General Grievous: [[on fire]] Ooh! How mildly annoying. / Padm?: Good work! / Obi-Wan: Grievous's last words inspired me. / Padm?: Revenge for him cutting my tongue out! Excellent. / Obi-Wan: No, I thought about what Qui-Gon would do, rather than some clever way out. / [SFX]: Pow! / General Grievous: [[consumed by fire]] Zam... If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes! / General Grievous: I've seen things your people wouldn't believe. / General Grievous: Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. / General Grievous: I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannh?user gate. / General Grievous: All those moments will be lost in time... / General Grievous: like tears in rain... / General Grievous: Time to die. / [SFX]: crunch [[Grievous collapses]] / General Grievous: [[faintly]] Rosebud... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0548.html |
| Episode 549: I Have No Moth, Yet Ice Cream | Yoda: "Monstrous Metal Mastermind Meets his Match!" / Obi-Wan: Well, that's dealt with. I'll go to Naboo now. / [SFX]: climb [[Obi-Wan climbs back on to the landing platform]] / [SFX]: toss [[Obi-Wan tosses aside the blaster]] / GM: What? Really? / Obi-Wan: With Grievous dead I have no reason to go back to Coruscant. / Padm?: [[aside]] Did you just throw away a perfectly good blaster? / GM: Um. You don't want to check what Anakin's up to? / Obi-Wan: Nute Gunray presents the most serious threat now. I fear we've underestimated him. / Padm?: Yeah, go after him. I've got everything under control on Coruscant. / Obi-Wan: None the less... Naboo. / GM: Okay then. Hold on. Let me grieve for a moment here. / Anakin: What are you doing? / GM: I'm just making a funeral pyre for Grievous's character sheet. / R2-D2: That's an awful lot of paper. / GM: ... and his plot development notes. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0549.html |
| Episode 550: The Sith Sense | Anakin: Master Windu, do you ever dream of death? / Mace Windu: I... You know it's funny, I never seem to remember my dreams. / Anakin: I've had dreams about Padm? dying. / Anakin: Do you know who kills her? In my visions? / Mace Windu: I... / Anakin: A Sith Lord. / Mace Windu: What? Who? / Anakin: It's always hazy. Maybe someone in a position of great power. / Mace Windu: Seek the answer with the Force, young Jedi. / Anakin: I sense... a respected figure... Someone with Jedi powers... / Mace Windu: Details... we need details! / Anakin: Look, I'm not saying it's not Chancellor Palpatine. / Mace Windu: Hmmm. Perhaps you could summarise. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0550.html |
| Episode 551: SithBusters | Mace Windu: ... I see. So the entire Jedi Council are Sith Lords? That just sounds wrong. / Anakin: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0551.html |
| Episode 552: Staked Through the Heart, And You're to Blame | Anakin: I'll give Mace Windu time to arrest Palpatine. Meanwhile, I can access the Jedi Archives from the Council Room, right? / Padm?: Wait, wait, wait. Time out. So Puppeteen's the bad guy? / Obi-Wan: Um... / Padm?: Look, I want to make sure we get it right this time. After... you know. / R2-D2: The bollocks we allegedly made of Annie's campaign? / Anakin: Allegedly? / R2-D2: We only have your word for it. / Anakin: For the last time, you weren't supposed to kill those NPCs. / R2-D2: They were vampires and werewolves! What else do you do with them? / Anakin: You could have tried talking to them. They had thoughts and feelings. The seduction and plight of immortality. The eternal loneliness. / R2-D2: And Frankenstein's Monster for crying out loud! / Anakin: I only added him when it became obvious you'd rather attack than talk. He was supposed to be an obvious literary symbol of tragedy and pathos. / Obi-Wan: I suspect that allusion went a little over some heads. / Padm?: And that stuff about Pete being the Archangel Gabriel, where did that come from? / Anakin: Yeah by that stage I was just making up the stupidest things I could think of. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0552.html |
| Episode 553: High Time We Made a Stand | Padm?: See, why don't you trust me? Why don't you tell me stuff? / Anakin: Okay, okay. / Anakin: Padm?, I've been meaning to share more with you. Promise you won't get angry? / Padm?: Um, sure. Anakin. / Anakin: Palpatine is a good man, but he needs persuasion. I've told Mace Windu that Palpatine is a Sith Lord, and he's just gone to try to arrest him. I've been sowing the seeds of this for a while. / Anakin: In a few minutes I'll show up and convince Palpatine that Windu is a traitor. Palpatine will have him arrested and the Jedi declared outlaws. / Anakin: Then I'll be second only to Palpatine. The power behind the throne. / [[Padm? looks towards Anakin]] / [[Anakin looks towards Padm?, tears in his eyes]] / Padm?: That's an awesome plan! / R2-D2: Ooh, there's a bad sign. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0553.html |
| Episode 554: Breaking News | Padm?: So, this is great! How can I help? / Anakin: There's one unknown factor. We need to find out who Gunray's sleeper agents are. I'm checking the Archi? / Padm?: You mean apart from Mace Windu? / Anakin: Muh... buh? / Padm?: I wonder who the others could be. / Anakin: Mace Windu? / Padm?: Sure. The clone army was funded from the Jedi Treasury. / Padm?: And we know the Jedi Archives were corrupted by "dogs" - that couldn't happen without someone on the Council letting them in. / Anakin: Oh my? That's why he's so vague all the time! / Padm?: He's so what? / R2-D2: Holy cow! And he never remembers his dreams! / Anakin: He doesn't even? / Anakin: Sorry my love, I have to go! / [[runs off]] / C-3PO: Ace reporter C-3PO for the Droid Daily! / C-3PO: Senator Amidala, any comments on friction in the Padmikin household? Innocent dinosaurs dying on Naboo? Your baby bump? http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0554.html |
| Episode 555: No Arrest For the Wicked | [[Anakin runs to a flying car]] / [[the car flies across Coruscant]] / [[Anakin arrives and climbs out]] / [[Anakin runs to Palpatine's office]] / Anakin: Oh, I have a bad feeling about this. / [[Anakin enters to find Mace Windu standing over Palpatine with a laser sword]] / Palpatine: Anakin! Help me! Master Windu has gone quite mad! / Mace Windu: Anakin! This Sith Lord's resisting arrest! / Palpatine: It is becoming increasingly apparent that you are the Sith Lord. / Mace Windu: Anakin's on to your deception. Aren't you, Anakin? / Anakin: I... don't know what you mean. / Mace Windu: Don't let him scare you out of testifying, Anakin. I can protect you. / Palpatine: Anakin, what is he talking about? / Anakin: Hoo boy... / Mace Windu: Get over here, Anakin! I need your help! / Palpatine: I don't understand; Anakin, explain this! / [[beat]] / [[beat]] / [[beat]] / Anakin: This has gone too far... / Obi-Wan: [[aside]] I was thinking that several sessions ago. / Anakin: Master Windu. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0555.html |
| Episode 556: Palpatine Uses LIGHTNING! It's Not Very Effective... | Mace Windu: Enough talk. You know what? I'm gonna deliver justice. Right here. Right now. / Anakin: Nooo!! / [[Palpatine defends himself against Mace with Force Drain lightning]] / [SFX]: KRZZRKZKZZZZT! / [SFX]: KRZZRKZKZZZZT! / [[Palpatine's face is deformed as Mace deflects the lightning back at him with his laser sword]] / [SFX]: Krzzrzzt! / [SFX]: Krzzrzz... / [SFX]: Zzzt! / [SFX]: Krzzrzzt! / [SFX]: zzt... zzzt [[lightning dies away, Palpatine is left horribly disfigured]] / Palpatine: Whoops! Had the silly thing in reverse. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0556.html |
| Episode 557: Wake Up and Smell the Ozone | Mace Windu: You old fool. Force Drain only works as a defence against someone who is angry. / Anakin: Master Windu, listen to me! I know who Nute Gunray's sleeper agent is! / Mace Windu: Obviously the Chancellor. / Anakin: No. It's you, Mace. / Mace Windu: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible! / Anakin: Search your feelings, you know it to be true. / Mace Windu: No. / Mace Windu: Noooo!!! / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Slice! [[Anakin chops Mace's hand off]] / Palpatine: Has that made you angry? I think it's made you angry. / [SFX]: KRZZRKZKZZZZT! [[Palpatine hits Mace with Force Drain]] http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0557.html |
| Episode 558: Mace of Disruption | Palpatine: Traitor! / [SFX]: krzzrkzkzzz... [[Palpatine hits Mace Windu with Force Drain]] / Mace Windu: Oh my god! I remember everything now! / Mace Windu: I've been controlled... altered... implanted... / [SFX]: Krzzrkzzz... / Mace Windu: Nute Gunray is behind everything... / Mace Windu: The Jedi Archives, the clone army, my apartment block... / [SFX]: Krzzrkzkzzz... / Mace Windu: I've been played for a fool... / [SFX]: Kzrzzzz... / [[Mace Windu is flung out of the window by the Force Drain and falls]] / [SFX]: Kzzrkzz... ...zkzz... ...zzzt / Mace Windu: Tell the Jedi Council... [[fainter]] I'm sorry... [[very faint]] for my failure... / Palpatine: Oh dear; I... may have made a terrible mistake. / Anakin: No, don't you see? They're all in on it! The whole Jedi Council. / Palpatine: He just apologised. / Anakin: For failing to kill you. / R2-D2: Yeah, I'm often sorry I haven't killed Obi-Wan. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0558.html |
| Episode 559: The Power of Sith | Palpatine: What was Master Windu talking about before he died? / Anakin: Nute Gunray is clearly behind a Jedi conspiracy against the Republic. / Palpatine: This... is most disturbing. / Anakin: Gunray used his Sith powers to infiltrate the Jedi Order and recruit followers. / Anakin: Your arrest was to be the first stage of their coup. / Palpatine: Are you sure? / Anakin: Trust me. They tried to recruit me. I didn't fully understand at the time. / Anakin: Didn't you ever wonder why Yoda kicked me out of the Order on trumped up charges? Even though I saved Senator Amidala? / Palpatine: Suppose you are right. How could they hope to prevail against the will of the Republic? The people would rebel. / Anakin: Remember Yoda personally took delivery of the clone army from Kamino. / Anakin: Why would the Jedi need an army? / Anakin: The biggest army in the Galaxy? / R2-D2: I'm not sure that's even a valid question. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0559.html |
| Episode 560: And Their Little Padawans Too | Palpatine: Up until now I never believed it possible; I thought your insistence on Sith machinations to be a result of your... unusual upbringing. / Palpatine: But this assassination attempt has revealed the wisdom of your insights. / Palpatine: We must act swiftly; they will soon know their scurrilous attempt has failed. / Anakin: Leave it to me. We can wrest control of the clone army from the Jedi. / Anakin: They are like-minded, weak-willed, and completely obedient. A command with the power of the Force will dominate them. / Palpatine: But how can we prevent the Jedi retaking control? / Anakin: You know what the first command must be. / Palpatine: You can't be suggesting... / Anakin: It's the only way. / [[beat]] / Palpatine: Wipe them out? All of them? / Anakin: It shall be done. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0560.html |
| Episode 561: Annie-Be-Dextrous | Palpatine: No, Anakin. / Palpatine: Enough death! / Palpatine: We can find a diplomatic solution; impose sanctions on the Jedi through the Senate if necessary. / Anakin: The Senate that is currently in open rebellion against you? / Palpatine: I am confident it is a limited movement with no real chance of success. / Anakin: And what about The Trade Federation running rampant on your homeworld? / Palpatine: This is precisely why we must be careful! Nute Gunray has a copy of the Peace Moon plans; we must prevent him from building it. / Palpatine: In the wrong hands, such a thing could be... disastrous. / Anakin: But in the right hands? / Palpatine: There are no right hands! / R2-D2: I've got the right hands!! / Obi-Wan: You've got no hands. / R2-D2: Exactly! http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0561.html |
| Episode 562: Hangin' With the Hood | Palpatine: You have made me see the folly of fear and violence. / Palpatine: Too much death has been wrought through my misguided attempt to arm the Peace Moon; we must destroy the plans, before Gunray or anyone else can use them. / Palpatine: This is why we need the Jedi. They are the only ones? / Anakin: Chancellor, listen to me! The Trade Federation are attacking planets at will. / Anakin: Senator Amidala is leading the Senate in open rebellion against you. / Anakin: And now the Jedi Council are attempting a military coup. / Anakin: I believe you are still a great leader. The clones will be loyal to you. Your decisive action will save billions of innocents. / [[beat]] / Palpatine: We... must use the Clone Army to defeat the Trade Federation. / [[beat, Anakin looks at Palpatine]] / Palpatine: We... We have no choice. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0562.html |
| Episode 563: Tried and Trusted | Anakin: You must give the order, Chancellor. / Palpatine: Yes... Yes, of course. / Palpatine: Go arrest all the Jedi in the Temple; take the 501st Legion with you. / Anakin: You mean kill them. / Palpatine: No. There may be innocents among them; each one will be tried. / Anakin: Very well. But the clones cannot safely capture the Jedi in the field. Their minds are too malleable. / [[beat]] / Palpatine: I shall give the necessary order to the clone commanders. / Palpatine: Anakin...? / Anakin: Yes, Chancellor? / Palpatine: You... wouldn't tell anyone about the Peace Moon, would you? / Anakin: That would be disloyal. I despise disloyalty. / Palpatine: Oh; that's good to know. / GM: It's getting really late. Call it a night? / Yoda: Scoop! Gamers finally notice child prodigy packed, ready to go! http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0563.html |
| Episode 564: Politic Action | Obi-Wan: Hey everyone. Looks like we're the last to arrive. / R2-D2: What's the news, Sally? / Yoda: I'm not a reporter, silly! They don't go down in history. I'm going to be making the news. / Obi-Wan: She's running for class captain at school. / Yoda: And then Prime Minister! I'm going to be a politician! / Padm?: Awesome! Following my lead as a Senator. / GM: Speaking of the fine art of diplomacy, Anakin is leading the 501st Legion clone troopers into the Jedi Temple... / Yoda: I could be President of the World! / Obi-Wan: Don't let me stop you. / Yoda: Just because you don't have any ambition. / Obi-Wan: She's been even more unbearable than usual this past week. / R2-D2: Good start to her career, then. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0564.html |
| Episode 565: Lost and Found | GM: Meanwhile on Utapau, the clones are battling Grievous's army. / Obi-Wan: Commander Cody, take a platoon and secure the power generators. The natives are allies, so be careful what you fire at. / Commander Cody: Yes, sir! No shooting natives, check. / Obi-Wan: I'll try to cut off the Trade Federation's escape. / Commander Cody: Very good, sir! / Commander Cody: Sir, I don't suppose you could use another laser sword? I found one that fell out of the sky. / Obi-Wan: Oh, that'll be mine. Thank you. / Yoda: I decree that from now on Jedi who lose their swords will get their heads cut off! / Obi-Wan: Ignore her. Every week she's deciding to be something different. / Yoda: Just because you haven't worked out what you want to do when you grow up. / Obi-Wan: I'm studying to be a doctor! / Yoda: Uh-huh. / R2-D2: Not a surgeon I hope. Wouldn't want your patients handing back scalpels they found in their spleen. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0565.html |
| Episode 566: Clones Get Their Kicks | [SFX]: riiing! Palpatine: Clone commanders, I... have a new order for you. / Commander Cody: Yes, sir! / Palpatine: Um, this is awkward; you see, it's like this. / Commander Cody: You can rely on us, sir! / Palpatine: The Jedi have become a threat to the Republic, and... um... / Commander Cody: Oh no! That's terrible. / Palpatine: ... they attacked me. / Commander Cody: Those bastards! / Commander Cody: You want us to kill them, sir? / Palpatine: Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that but... / Palpatine: [[small]] Yes. / Commander Cody: No problem, sir! We'll be happy to do it! / Palpatine: Er... There's no need to be so? / Commander Cody: Consider it done, sir! / Palpatine: Right. / Palpatine: Good, then. / Palpatine: Supreme Chancellor out. / Commander Cody: Master Obi-Wan? It's been a pleasure working with you, sir! / Obi-Wan: Well thank? / [SFX]: Kapow! / [SFX]: KABOOOM!!! http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0566.html |
| Episode 567: That Sinkhole Feeling | GM: Roll for not falling off the cliff. / Obi-Wan: 12. / GM: At a minus 8 Surprise penalty. / [SFX]: Crack / [SFX]: Rumble rumble / Padm?: But he shouldn't be surp? oh, hang on. / GM: You start plummeting down the kilometre-deep sinkhole. / R2-D2: Bet you wish you had thrusters now! / Padm?: I get it. "Obi-Wan" didn't hear any of that conversation, right? / Obi-Wan: So... I look down. What's the terrain like? / GM: At the bottom of the sinkhole, there's a field of razor sharp rocks, a pile of mine tailings? / Obi-Wan: Right. I aim for the pile. / GM: ?and a small lake. / Obi-Wan: Okay, change of plan. / [[beat]] / Obi-Wan: Hang on, this is a lake of water, right? / [[Obi-Wan lands in water]] / [SFX]: SPLASH! / [SFX]: SPLASH! http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0567.html |
| Episode 568: So Long and Thanks for All the Bigger Fish | Commander Cody: Nobody could have survived a fall like that. / [[shot of Obi-Wan climbing out of water]] / [[cut to clones killing Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi]] / Clone Trooper: So sorry. / [SFX]: Pow! / [SFX]: Pow! / [[cut to clones killing Jedi Master Aayla Secura]] / Clone Trooper: Nothing personal. / [SFX]: Pow! / [SFX]: Pow! / [[cut to clones killing Jedi Master Plo Koon]] / Clone Trooper: Hope this doesn't hurt too much. / [SFX]: Pow! / [SFX]: Kaboom! / [[cut to clones killing Jedi Master Stass Allie]] / Clone Trooper: Wish we'd gotten to know each other better. / [SFX]: Pow! / [SFX]: Kaboom! / GM: Yoda, you feel a great disturbance in the Force. Jedi all over the Galaxy are being killed. / Yoda: That's not good! There should be a law against killing Jedi! I'll add it to my policies. / R2-D2: How could Yoda know that? / GM: He's sensitive to the Force. / R2-D2: So the Force travels faster than light? How is that done? / Obi-Wan: GM fiat. He needs to try to get the party back together somehow. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0568.html |
| Episode 569: Non-Core Promise | Yoda: You're not going to try to kill me, are you? / Clone Trooper: Well... now that you mention it... / Clone Trooper: This is a little awkward. / Yoda: Right, bring it on! / Clone Trooper: Really? Thank you, sir! That makes me feel so much less conflicted. / Clone Trooper: If you'll just stand still, I can make it a clean shot. / Yoda: I dodge! 15! Oopsie, want to try again? Free shot! / Clone Trooper: Um? / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Slice! / [SFX]: Whooom! / Yoda: Too slow! / [SFX]: thud [[the clone troopers' heads fall on the ground...]] / [SFX]: thud / R2-D2: I thought you didn't like killing? / [SFX]: crumple [[...followed by their bodies]] / Yoda: Politicians have to make the tough decisions. / GM: So you'll head back to Coruscant, right? Join up with the others, right? / Padm?: Yeah! We want some fighting too! / Yoda: Well too bad, I'm not going back! The Wookiees need me! / GM: The whole clone trooper regiment you brought with you has turned against you. / Yoda: I can beat them! / Obi-Wan: Sally... see the steam coming out of his ears? / Yoda: Uh huh? / Obi-Wan: That means it's time to get back to his plot. / Yoda: That's what it is? I always wondered about that. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0569.html |
| Episode 570: Once More Unto the Breach | Yoda: Come on, my Wookiee friends! Your great leader has work to do! / Obi-Wan: Okay, that's good. You stay on Kashyyyk. We can save the Republic without your help. / Yoda: I don't have to listen to you, or anyone! You're the one stuck in a rut! / Obi-Wan: I'm doing medicine for my own reasons. / Yoda: I'm heading back to Coruscant, then. My leadership is needed! / Yoda: The Wookiees have almost won anyway. The droid infantry are no match for laser crossbows! / GM: Laser crossbows? / Yoda: Like at Agincourt. We're learning about that at school. And I'm Henry V! / Obi-Wan: They were longbows. / Yoda: Laser longbows would just be silly, silly! / R2-D2: She has a point. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0570.html |
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