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| Episode 511: The Lady Doth Protest, A Bit | Anakin: I'm worried about the Senate's attitude to the Jedi Council. / Padm?: Ah, you'll be happy to know I'm making progress there. / Anakin: You are? / Padm?: Yeah, I'm leading a group of Senators in forming a protest group. / Padm?: We're concerned about the blatant lack of response to the Naboo invasion. / Anakin: That's... very interesting. / Padm?: You like it? / Anakin: Yes. Someone needs to stand up to the Senate and do the right thing. I'm glad it's you. / Padm?: Cool. / Padm?: So am I improving? I mean, I know in the game you ran there wasn't much opportunity for roleplaying between all of the monster killing. / Padm?: So I've been saving it all up for now. / [[beat]] / Anakin: [[hugs Padm?]] Yes Jim. Your roleplaying has improved. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0511.html |
| Episode 512: Charity Begins at Home | [[Anakin arrives at a large concert hall]] / Anakin: Out of my way! Jedi Council Member coming through! / [[Anakin enter's Palpatine's box]] / Palpatine: Anakin; what are you doing here? / Anakin: Excuse me, Chancellor. / [SFX]: [[performers singing]] Only you have the power within you... / Palpatine: Hush, the spawning ballet is beginning. / Anakin: Excuse me? / Palpatine: It's the pivotal scene in any modern performance of the traditional Gungan creation legend. / Anakin: I don't deal in allegories. / Palpatine: Allegory? This is a charity performance in aid of the refugees of the current Naboo invasion crisis; I'm pleased you're offering your support. / Anakin: Actually I came to say... / Anakin: Is that alien wearing roller skates? http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0512.html |
| Episode 513: Mace Windu and the Chamber of Secrets | [SFX]: [[performers singing]] We are the Galaxy, We are the Gungans! / Palpatine: How did your first day on the Jedi Council go? / Anakin: Guards, leave us. / Guard: Sir? / Palpatine: Do as he says. / Anakin: They got me to do menial tasks. I need more authority. / [SFX]: [[performers singing]] We're saving our own lives... / Palpatine: Impossible. These things take time; true respect needs to be cultivated. / Anakin: I don't seek their respect, just yours. / Palpatine: Then you should respect my authority. / Anakin: Touch?. / Anakin: But seriously, in order to uncover the Sith I need clearance to go through the classified Jedi Archives. Other Council Members can, why not me? / Palpatine: That is Master Windu's domain. / Anakin: With respect, Master Windu couldn't spot a Sith if he was one. / [SFX]: [[performers singing]] Do they know it's Life Day time at all? / Palpatine: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0513.html |
| Episode 514: Hide and Sneak | Anakin: You know, Obi-Wan is still suspicious about the Peace Moon. / [[beat]] / Palpatine: Suspicious about what, exactly? / Anakin: I've arranged to get Obi-Wan out of the way for a while. I let him know that you contacted General Grievous, and he's going to Utapau to arrest him. / Palpatine: Do you expect me to be grateful? / Anakin: Trust me, you have more trouble on your hands than you realise. Obi-Wan has convinced the Council that you are hiding something. / Palpatine: The only things I may have hidden are for the good of the public interest. / Anakin: Just imagine what the Jedi Council might be hiding. / [[beat]] / Palpatine: Very well; I shall authorise access to the classified Archives. / Yoda: Except the parts eaten by dogs! http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0514.html |
| Episode 515: Heavy News | Anakin: Back in a minute, bathroom break. / GM: Okay, we'll do a scene without Anakin. / R2-D2: Finally I get some action! / GM: Padm?, some members of your resistance group meet in your apartment. / R2-D2: Jim, quickly, while Annie's gone, you do realise what's going on here? / Padm?: Of course. I'm organising a rebellion against the Senate. / R2-D2: You haven't noticed she's been putting on weight? / Padm?: What do you mean? / R2-D2: I'm pretty sure I'm going to be a godfather. / [[beat]] / Padm?: You've joined the Mafia? http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0515.html |
| Episode 516: Protrusion Confusion Diffusion | Padm?: Gee Pete, the Mafia. I knew that job would see you mixing with the wrong people. / Obi-Wan: Don't be ridiculous, Pete. If she was... she would have said something to Jim. / R2-D2: She's really good at keeping secrets. That monster-hunting campaign she ran? We didn't figure out what was really going on until it was too late. / Padm?: What are you talking about? / Obi-Wan: Pete thinks she's pregnant. / Padm?: Well, yeah. Of course. I thought everyone knew that. / Obi-Wan: What?! No, that's great news. / R2-D2: Congratulations. I always knew you had it in you. / C-3PO: [[Sally]] Annie's having a baby? / Padm?: Annie? No, she's a guy. Guys can't have babies. / Padm?: Well, except in Science Fiction. / Obi-Wan: Okay, let's be completely clear. Annie, the person currently in the bathroom, is not pregnant; Pete is merely, and mistakenly, making unflattering comments about her weight. / Padm?: And Fantasy, I guess. / Obi-Wan: Also, you were actually saying Padm? is pregnant. Is that correct? / Anakin: I'm back. What did I miss? / Padm?: The others seem to have got a bit confused. / R2-D2: By the way, that dress definitely makes you look fat. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0516.html |
| Episode 517: The Popular People's Liberation Front of Naboo | GM: So, back to the game... / Obi-Wan: And not a moment too soon. / Padm?: So how are we going to overthrow the Senate? / Mon Mothma: I think that might be, like, totally over the top. / Mon Mothma: Also, I just had my nails done. / Chi Eekway Papanoida: I've never even filibustered. / Bana Breemu: I once ordered the slightly more expensive sandwiches for a meeting. Without permission. / C-3PO: What's a filibuster? / Padm?: It's a kind of vacuum cleaner. / Bail Organa: Yeah. We're gonna do some cleaning shop... and old man Palpy's gonna be the one wearing the apron. / Bana Breemu: Oooh! My hero! / [SFX]: Swoon [[Chi Eekway Papanoida swoons]] / Padm?: And I'll be bringing the laser mop! http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0517.html |
| Episode 518: Defence is the Worst Form of Offence | R2-D2: Enough with this sitting around in rooms planning action. Let's have some action! / Yoda: Here on Kashyyyk I am, where the droid army is about to attack. / R2-D2: All right! Let's roll some dice! / Anakin: [[hologram]] There are important matters to discuss in this Council meeting. / R2-D2: Like whether to charge or outflank? / Anakin: While the Jedi have been preparing to defend the Republic, Chancellor Palpatine has been enjoying a night at the opera. / Mace Windu: [[small]] That was last night? / Mace Windu: [[small]] Damn, I had tickets. / Anakin: When I confronted him about more urgent concerns, he was dismissive. / R2-D2: Speaking of dismissing, can we? / Obi-Wan: Hmmm. That is unfortunate. Power seems to get to some people's heads. / Yoda: Look, I finished the battle formation! The beach is mined so attackers can't approach. The Wookiees have fortified trenches so they can mow down the droids without taking any hits. / Yoda: There's heavy artillery to provide covering fire. And a battalion of clone troopers to plug any breaches in the defensive line. / Yoda: So all we have to do is wait! / R2-D2: Chaaarge!! / [SFX]: Roooaaarrr!!!! [[the Wookiees charge]] http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0518.html |
| Episode 519: We Shall Fight Them on the Beaches | Yoda: Pe-ete! Why are you ordering a charge?! / R2-D2: Two words: New dice! / R2-D2: Look, they're precision carved from six different types of wood, including black ironwood and Lignum vitae, the hardest and densest woods known. / Yoda: Somebody's being dense! The Wookiees will get slaughtered! / R2-D2: No, by charging we get a surprise bonus on initiative. The clones can lay down suppressing fire. And if we hit the droids in the water they get -2 to Dodge. / R2-D2: Besides, these stupid combat droids have never won a battle in the history of ever. / Yoda: But why do we have to charge, when we have ranged weapons? / R2-D2: This is just like D-Day. And the Wookiees are the Germans. / Yoda: What? / Obi-Wan: The Germans didn't charge the Allies. / R2-D2: And they lost!! http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0519.html |
| Episode 520: Entrapment | Anakin: Good luck capturing General Grievous. / Obi-Wan: We need to discuss some serious issues, Anakin. / Anakin: Of course. When you get back. / Obi-Wan: Yes. Meanwhile... don't do anything I wouldn't do. / Anakin: Trust me. / [[Obi-Wan turns to board a troop transport ship.]] / [[Anakin watches him go, with a cunning smile on his face.]] / GM: You meet the clone troops on board their transport. / Obi-Wan: Okay, when we get to Utapau, I'll go in to scout the situation. / Clone Trooper: Yes sir! Although, we could go in first to see if it's a trap. / Obi-Wan: That's... very nice of you. But don't worry. I'm sure it's a trap. / Clone Trooper: We could go in first and trigger the trap. / Obi-Wan: You guys need a union. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0520.html |
| Episode 521: The Enemy Within | Obi-Wan: Captain's log, 3634 ATC. / Obi-Wan: En route to Utapau to capture General Grievous. / Obi-Wan: My suspicions about Anakin are growing, but I will have to deal with those when I return. I'm sure Master Windu can handle any situations that arise. / Obi-Wan: Yoda... may be showing signs of instability. I must remember to research midi-chlorian corruption when I return. Maybe there's some sort of yoghurt he can eat. / Obi-Wan: Padm?'s meetings with other Senators have gone... about as well as expected. / Obi-Wan: And ever since R2 recovered the Peace Moon plans from Dook?'s ship... well, before that point I never had any doubts about R2's loyalty. / Obi-Wan: The party's breaking down. Everything falls on me now. / Obi-Wan: I'm the only one I can trust to do... what really needs to be done. / GM: So... you're changing course to Naboo, then? / Obi-Wan: Hey, I'm the only one with a sensible reason not to be on Naboo! / [SFX]: Whoooosh! [[Obi-Wan's fighter jumps to light speed]] http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0521.html |
| Episode 522: To Sleep, Perchance to Dream | Padm?: What's wrong? / Anakin: I had another nightmare. / Anakin: About your death. / Padm?: Don't worry. I'm too skilled a roleplayer to die. / Anakin: Sometimes a noble sacrifice is the only path. / Padm?: Oh, you mean like in your game, when Pete took on the monster to let the rest of us escape? / R2-D2: I didn't die. / Obi-Wan: And you weren't noble. / Yoda: And we didn't escape! / Anakin: And... there were totally other choices, too. / Padm?: He did get turned into a monster though. / Anakin: Look, all I'm saying is that death can sometimes be inevitable. / Padm?: Not if I roll high enough! http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0522.html |
| Episode 523: Ay, There's the Rub; For in that Sleep of Dreams What Death May Come? | Anakin: Padm?, I've had nightmares every night since we met. / Anakin: I saw Qui-Gon's doom, his robes wet with blood. But I didn't dare say anything. / Anakin: I saw your Senatorial ship blow up on the landing pad. But I didn't recognise the significance. / Anakin: I saw my mother dying in my arms. And I couldn't stop it. / Padm?: Maybe you should take some time off. You've been under a lot of stress lately. / Anakin: There's too much work to be done. / Padm?: I can help. / Anakin: You're helping already. Your protest group needs to overcome the Senate's inertia. / Anakin: When I find the Sith Lord, we'll need to act faster than the bureaucracy can. / Padm?: Oh. I was thinking more like a shoulder rub. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0523.html |
| Episode 524: Failed Shaving Throw | [[Obi-Wan's fighter lands on Utapau]] / GM: Obi-Wan, an alien greets you at the Utapau landing platform. / Yoda: Ooh, let me describe him! / GM: Okay then. / Yoda: He's tall and grey, with sharp spiky teeth, and cuts all up and down his face. / Obi-Wan: Ew. What happened to your face? / Tion Medon: Er... Shaving accident. / Obi-Wan: Ah yes, some Jedi are known to shave with their laser swords. / Tion Medon: Yet you have a beard. / Obi-Wan: Yes. And a head still attached to my neck. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0524.html |
| Episode 525: Throwing Their Wait Around | Tion Medon: What brings you to my world, Master Jedi? / Obi-Wan: Hmm. I don't know if I can trust this guy. I use the Force to sense his emotions. / GM: You sense pride and strength, tempered by sadness and resignation. / Obi-Wan: I pursue... a fugitive from justice. / Tion Medon: A Jedi on the hunt. I would not like to be the hunted. / Obi-Wan: I seek only those responsible for the kidnapping of the Chancellor. / Tion Medon: We mind our own affairs on Utapau. / Tion Medon: [[to workers behind him]] Hey! Refuel this Jedi's ship. / [SFX]: Step [[Tion Medon steps up close to Obi-Wan]] / Tion Medon: The Trade Federation army is here. My people are besieged. / Tion Medon: You may take what you wish from their remains when we have overthrown their cabal. / Obi-Wan: You realise they are the most dangerous organisation in the Galaxy? / Tion Medon: Though it take a thousand years, we shall reclaim our planet. Until then we marshal our strength. / Obi-Wan: Oh. You don't think you could hurry it up a little? http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0525.html |
| Episode 526: Fuel For Naught | Tion Medon: We thank you for your visit, but you must leave. / Tion Medon: Surely there are events... elsewhere in the Galaxy that require your attention. / Obi-Wan: Don't you want my help? / Tion Medon: We will handle this ourselves. / Obi-Wan: I have a battalion of clone troopers in orb? / Tion Medon: You have fuel. Now go. / Obi-Wan: Um. I see. / Obi-Wan: Until we meet again, then. / [[Obi-Wan walks away, back to his ship]] / Obi-Wan: Commander Cody? / Cody: [[over radio]] Yes, sir? / Obi-Wan: The Separatists are here but the natives don't want our help. I'm sending my ship back to you an auto-pilot while I sneak in anyway. I'll keep this line open; relay anything important back to the Jedi Council. / GM: Can I see your skill level in Not Taking A Hint? I think you must be cheating. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0526.html |
| Episode 527: Do You Think He Saurus? | [SFX]: Whoooooooosh! [[Obi-Wan's ship takes off by itself]] / Obi-Wan: [[watching it leave]] Okay, I need some transport. / Yoda: Use a riding lizard! / GM: A what? / Yoda: They live in the sinkholes and their claws let them climb up and down. And they have feathers! / Obi-Wan: Feathers? / Yoda: Yeah, they're like the dinosaurs in my novel! / Obi-Wan: Okay. I ride the... / GM: Riding lizard. / Yoda: Yay! They're called varactyls! / Obi-Wan: I look for General Grievous. I let the Force guide me. Carefully, so I don't spring any deadly traps. / Yoda: Her name is Boga! / GM: Okay then. After http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0527.html |
| Episode 528: Power Games | GM: You see Grievous, Nute Gunray, and some of the other Separatist leaders from Geonosis. / Obi-Wan: Jackpot. Not only the Tin Man, but the Cowardly Lion and his Munchkins too. / R2-D2: They're not Munchkins. They just want to maximise their potentials. / Obi-Wan: Hmm? / R2-D2: Sorry, reflex. / [[Obi-Wan listens to the meeting]] / Nute Gunray: You fool. The Lepublic cannot be destloyed merely by hitting it with a brunt hammer. / General Grievous: Give me a blunt enough hammer and I will destroy the universe. / Nute Gunray: My dear General, you are my brunt hammer. / General Grievous: And where is my beautiful symphony of destruction? Ding dong, Gunray! / Nute Gunray: Stlip mining two pranets is just the beginning. / General Grievous: Fiddlesticks! Geonosis was a barely digestible petit four, and Naboo is a wholly unsatisfactory amuse-bouche. / Obi-Wan: More of a tuna-booze-oil-soaked sponge cake, surely. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0528.html |
| Episode 529: Machinations | Nute Gunray: Naboo is but one stepping stone on the path to plogress. / Nute Gunray: Meanwhile my sreeper agents bide their time. / General Grievous: Pray tell. / Nute Gunray: The Rost Orb of Phanastacoria is not such an innocent trinket as the Gungans think. / Nute Gunray: Soon, thanks to that fool Dook?, the Trade Fedelation will have a conduit worthy of its grory. / Nute Gunray: And you will have the power you clave. / General Grievous: Sterling! Enslaved races shall volunteer their brains for my exquisite cyborgs! / Nute Gunray: Cyborgs will not be enough. Losing the crone troopers was our gleatest setback and, unress we are careful and swift, may prove our downfall. / General Grievous: Careful?! Care is for swaddling babes and razor blades! / Nute Gunray: Enough. This meeting is over. Go to Naboo and oversee the conversion plocess. / Obi-Wan: Well I'd better capture him before he leaves or I might have to go to Naboo. / GM: Oh, now you're just being contrary. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0529.html |
| Episode 530: Fly on the Wall | Obi-Wan: I wait until the others leave and then jump down behind Grievous. / [SFX]: jump / [SFX]: paf / General Grievous: [[back turned]] Once upon a time there was a very annoying insect. / General Grievous: "Buzz buzz," went the annoying insect. "I wonder if there is someone I can annoy today?" / General Grievous: [[faces Obi-Wan]] I loved my insect. I loved it so much. / [SFX]: kzrzk / General Grievous: But it died. In time all things die. / General Grievous: Some by having their wings pulled off. / General Grievous: The cat? / Magnaguard: Don't worry, my lord. We'll take care of this fleshy scum. / [SFX]: kzrzk / [[Magnaguards advance on Obi-Wan, who draws his laser sword]] / [SFX]: kzrzk / [SFX]: whooom! / [SFX]: kzrzk / Magnaguard: Now, you Jedi? / GM: A mass of metal suddenly drops from the ceiling. / [SFX]: whoooosh [[Grievous drops a huge weight on the Magnaguards, crushing them]] / [SFX]: kzzzt! / [SFX]: Kerrunch!!!! / General Grievous: Don't ever interrupt me when I'm monologuing! http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0530.html |
| Episode 531: We Issue a Metal Chrysalis | Combat Cyborg: We better stay out of this. / Combat Cyborg: Roger, roger. / General Grievous: Where was I? Ah yes... Master Obi-Wan. / General Grievous: The caterpillar sees not its destiny, except by fulfilling it. / General Grievous: Only by shedding our previous bodies can we become beautiful butterflies. / General Grievous: I see you have no wings. / General Grievous: Let me show you mine. / [[Grievous draws four laser swords]] / [SFX]: Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! / R2-D2: Oh my. That is so poetic. / Obi-Wan: It makes no sense whatsoever! / R2-D2: Not the words; his cybernetic servos. Observe the balletic mastery of four laser swords! / General Grievous: You've watched me now a full half-hour; self-poised upon this yellow flower. / Obi-Wan: Okay, that's poetic. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0531.html |
| Episode 532: Float Like a Butterfly | [[Grievous starts whirling laser swords around and advancing on Obi-Wan]] / [SFX]: Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! / Obi-Wan: Uh oh. / General Grievous: The butterfly the ancient Gungans made / General Grievous: The soul's fair emblem, and its only name? / General Grievous: But of the soul, escaped the slavish trade / [SFX]: Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! / General Grievous: Of mortal life!?For in this earthly frame / General Grievous: Ours is the reptile's lot, much toil, much blame, / [SFX]: Whooom! Kzrzkk! [[Obi-Wan counter-attacks]] / General Grievous: Manifold motions making little speed, / General Grievous: And to deform and kill the things whereon we feed. / [SFX]: Whooom! / R2-D2: No offence Ben, but the sight of your limbs flying in all directions will be an exquisite coda to this glorious symphony of violence. / Obi-Wan: Offence taken. / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Slice! [[Obi-Wan cuts off one of Grievous' arms]] / R2-D2: Noooo! Wrong character! http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0532.html |
| Episode 533: Pregnant Pause | Padm?: Hey, Puppeteen. Just FYI: We're overthrowing the Senate. / Mon Calamari Senator: We are? / Fang Zar: What? But... how will we maintain control without the bureaucracy? / Palpatine: I must admit; I am a little perplexed. What is your grievance? / Padm?: I'm glad you asked! Being pregnant sucks. / Anakin: She's been a bit emotional lately, Chancellor. / Palpatine: I advise against this most unwise action, Senator. / Jar Jar: [[aside]] Mesa agrees. / Padm?: Unwise action?! / Padm?: All I want is to do the right thing, but I always seem to muck it up, because... / Padm?: I don't know why because! / Padm?: All I know is I can't just do what I always used to do. / Anakin: Padm?, calm down. / Padm?: And Anakin's keeping secrets from me! How am I supposed to know what to do if she... / [[beat]] / Padm?: [[softly]] I mean "he". / R2-D2: Uh oh. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0533.html |
| Episode 534: Monster Mash | Anakin: You think I'm keeping secrets from you? / Padm?: You always keep secrets from me. / Anakin: Such as? / Padm?: Like in the game you ran. You didn't tell us we were doing the wrong thing! / Padm?: Sally and I had to try to cure Pete's monster bite. But you said his mind was affected and he bit Sally and she died! / R2-D2: Hey, I didn't like it any better than you. / Yoda: It's okay Pete, I know you weren't yourself. / Anakin: You ruined the whole premise of the campaign! / Padm?: We never knew the premise! / Anakin: Well whose fault is that? / R2-D2: Do you really want an answer to that? / Obi-Wan: Look, there's? / Anakin: Don't you start! / GM: Boy, it must be really rough to have your campaign completely derailed... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0534.html |
| Episode 535: The Perfect Storm | Anakin: So you're all against me now? / Obi-Wan: Do you mean me against you, or Obi-Wan against Anakin? / Padm?: Stop play acting! Look, you're confusing Ben now! / R2-D2: I don't think she's acting. I think she's... actually upset. / Anakin: Bravo. What tipped you off? / R2-D2: Yep. Definitely upset. Hey Jim, do you want to know why she was so upset at your anniversary dinner? / Anakin: Don't you dare! / Padm?: You're keeping something else from me!? / GM: Okay, okay, how about we? / Anakin: No, I've had enough. I'm going home. / [SFX]: Slam! / GM: I was just about to suggest we finish up. / R2-D2: She could hardly storm out if you'd already ended the session, could she? http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0535.html |
| Episode 536: The Crucible | R2-D2: Hi guys, sorry I'm late. Work stuff. / GM: Right, let's start. / R2-D2: Hey Jim, did you and Annie? / GM: Let's, uh, pick up in Palpatine's office. / Padm?: I'm not there. My delegation just walked out. We're done talking. / GM: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0536.html |
| Episode 537: Second-Hand Chop | Obi-Wan: I try to get close enough to hit Grievous. / [SFX]: Whooom! / GM: That exposes you to three Enhanced Speed laser sword attacks. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0537.html |
| Episode 538: Reverse Charge Clone Call | GM: Suddenly shots start flying. The clone troops have arrived! / Obi-Wan: Who called them? / Clone Trooper: Commander Cody figured you could use help! / R2-D2: Oh man, I was looking forward to Ben getting massacred by an NPC obviously designed to be taken on by two Jedi at once. And still escape to be a recurring villain. / General Grievous: Your moth-robes smell of sweat-nectar. Such sweet impurity. / Obi-Wan: You can't win, Grievous. / General Grievous: Win? Is this a game? Are you a pawn, little fleshling? / General Grievous: I see your future. Divorced from your flesh, your moth-robes fall empty. / Obi-Wan: It'll never happen. / Obi-Wan: I Force Push him, hard. / General Grievous: Ah, to take wing! Free of the surly bonds of? / [SFX]: Whooosh... Crash! Kzzzt! [[Grievous slams into a wall]] / Obi-Wan: You may experience some in-flight turbulence. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0538.html |
| Episode 539: The Sally Telegraph | Yoda: "Grievous falls from Favourite Position! Can plucky Jedi prevail?" / GM: He climbs into a vehicle and? / Yoda: "Exclusive! Cyborg Madman attempts Hit-and-Run in Giant Metal Fun Ball! Clone Trooper witnesses reveal all." / GM: Well, erm, make a Dodge roll. / Obi-Wan: All good. I'll call my riding lizard, and? / Yoda: "Boga versus Bike in High Speed Sink-Hole Chase!" / Obi-Wan: Sally, you can't narrate this whole session. We're trying to play here too, you know. / GM: Your mount dives straight down the side of a cliff. / [SFX]: Whump! [[Obi-Wan's varactyl lands hard]] / Yoda: "Jedi Ponders Futility of Existence, drops Laser Sword in midst of Perilous Pursuit!" / Obi-Wan: What? / GM: She has a point. Make a Dex roll to prevent the shock of landing from jarring your sword loose. / Obi-Wan: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0539.html |
| Episode 540: Pool Party Call | [[A briefing in the Jedi Temple War Room]] / Mace Windu: Master Yoda, how goes the battle on Kashyyyk? / Yoda: [[hologram]] "Brave Wookiees Overcome Tactical Blunder to Win Day!" / Mace Windu: Good, good. Commander Cody? / Commander Cody: [[hologram]] Master Obi-Wan has found the Separatists. Nute Gunray is up to something with the Lost Orb of Phanastacoria on Naboo. He says he has sleeper agents planted in the Republic. / Mace Windu: Sleeper agents?! Man, you learn something new every day. I wonder who they could be. / Anakin: Hmmm. / Anakin: Master Windu, we know Count Dook? was a Sith Lord. If one retired Jedi can be a Sith, why not another? / Mace Windu: Hmmm? / Anakin: Excuse me. I need to check something. The future of the Republic may be in danger. [[leaves]] / Mace Windu: Now what was that all about? / Yoda: [[hologram]] "Jedi Patriot Investigates Sinister Sith Subversion Story!" / Mace Windu: Ah, I see. Now why doesn't everyone talk straight like that? http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0540.html |
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