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| Episode 421: Weapons of Radical Bodaciousness | Obi-Wan: Wait, the missiles are intelligent? I use Force Suggestion. / Obi-Wan: "These aren't the ships you're looking for." / GM: Droids are immune. / R2-D2: Oh yeah, baby. / [SFX]: < bippity bedoop > / Obi-Wan: Look, er, missiles... Can we discuss this? / [SFX]: Whoooosh! / Missile 3: We're always receptive to suggestions. / Missile 4: Heh, heh. / Obi-Wan: Okay. How about that dreadnought over there? Wouldn't that make a juicy target? / Missile 4: No can do, dude. / Anakin: Why do you even want to hit us? That would end your existence too. / Missile 1: Live fast and die young, that's our motto. / Missile 2: Testify, bro! / [SFX]: Whoooosh! / Obi-Wan: You don't need to be evangelical about it. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0421.html |
| Episode 422: Wipe Out | Missile 2: You seem like really cool dudes. And boy, taking out one of those fat dreadnoughts would have been really righteous. But hey, fast fighters, that's where the action is. / Missile 1: Tell you what, we'll let you choose where we hit you. / Anakin: Okay, you take my left engine. / Missile 1: Cool, man. It's been awesome hanging with you. / Anakin: Other missile, the right engine, if you please. / Missile 2: Ooh, symmetry. Rad. / [SFX]: Whoooosh! / Anakin: Are you locked on? / Missile 1: Yep. / Anakin: Right. I go into a tight spin. / [[the missiles spiral around each other as the follow Anakin's spinning ship]] / Missile 1: Wooooah... / Missile 2: The stars are making circles... / [SFX]: Whoooosh! / [[the missiles collide with each other and explode]] / [SFX]: Kabooom!!! / [SFX]: < beploop bedoop > / R2-D2: How depressingly stupid. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0422.html |
| Episode 423: All Washed Up | Missile 3: Wow, those other missiles were losers. / Missile 4: Totally. What a newb mistake. / Obi-Wan: I look for some flotsam from the battle. / GM: You see a cloud of small metal objects. / Obi-Wan: Perfect. I accelerate through. 14 for Piloting. / [SFX]: Whoooosh! / Missile 3: Ooh, nice flying. / Missile 4: Hang on, do you think we should disar? / [[missiles crash into the debris and explode]] / [SFX]: Kabooom!!! / [SFX]: Kabooom!!! / Obi-Wan: Phew. I've had enough of smart-mouthed droids for today. / [SFX]: < bedoop ting fidooby ping > / Buzz Droid 1: Wotcher, guv! Clean yer screen? http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0423.html |
| Episode 424: Smear Campaign | Buzz Droid 2: Wash? Polish? Surface grind? Mynock removal is 'alf price today. / Obi-Wan: What? No! Get off! / Buzz Droid 1: Oi, I was 'ere first! Get your own pigeon. / Buzz Droid 2: Buzz off! I've been 'eadin' this Bernard for an 'our. / Anakin: Needless to say, I steer clear of these adorable urchins. / Obi-Wan: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0424.html |
| Episode 425: Cuttin' Me Own Throat | Obi-Wan: Look, I am not paying you! We're in the middle of a battle! / Buzz Droid 1: Oh, I guess we'll just 'ave to take your droid's loaf, then. / Buzz Droid 2: Come on, boys! / [[they remove R4's head]] / [SFX]: bzzzzzzzz... / Buzz Droid 1: See what you gone and made us do. / Obi-Wan: You've got to be kidding. Why are there cleaning droids floating in the middle of a battle? / Buzz Droid 1: This is our turf, guv. / Buzz Droid 2: You came 'ere, champ. / Anakin: Hold still. I'm going to shoot these droids off you. / Obi-Wan: Wait! Isn't that a bit drastic? / Anakin: They're window washers. It's better than they deserve. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0425.html |
| Episode 426: On a Wing and a Prayer | Anakin: I line up the droids and fire. / GM: Are you sure? You're firing into melee... / Anakin: 12. / GM: Marginal success. / [SFX]: Pow! / [SFX]: Boom! / [SFX]: Rip! [[Obi-Wan's ship's wing gets blown off]] / R2-D2: Awesome. My laser power-boost mod works as expected. / [SFX]: < bee-oop whroop beep tong bippity > / Anakin: Oops. / Obi-Wan: Fortunately wings on spaceships are purely... ornamental? Right? / GM: You'll have trouble if you re-enter the atmosphere. / Anakin: No harm done then. / Obi-Wan: But please stop firing. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0426.html |
| Episode 427: Death and Taxis | Anakin: I have a better idea anyway. Hold steady. / Anakin: That's an 18 for Precision Flying. / Obi-Wan: Um, aren't you a little too? / Anakin: 18 to sweep the droids off the remaining wing. / [SFX]: Crunch! / [[Anakin scrapes buzz droids off with his wing]] / [SFX]: scraaaape... / Buzz Droid 1: Oy! / Obi-Wan: What are you? / Anakin: 13 to crush the last two against the canopy. / Obi-Wan: That canopy is the only thing holding my air in! / R2-D2: You'd be able to see a lot better without it. / [SFX]: KERRRUNCH! / Obi-Wan: You know, I think I'll get a taxi home tonight, thanks anyway Annie. / R2-D2: Oh come on. You only live once. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0427.html |
| Episode 428: Shock And/Or... | GM: The last droid hops over on to Anakin's ship. / Anakin: Get him, R2! / R2-D2: I use my shock probe. / [SFX]: ZZZAPP!!! / R2-D2: Take that, you slimy sonofa? / [SFX]: < bebloop beedle doing babedoop doot nip-jing poppity fidooby bip doop kipoppity bzzt prowwww whroop boop bewhroop boop besquee boop beboppity squee diki-eeroo doop bzzt pop whroop doop diki-bzzt boodle ding > / Anakin: Wow. I almost regret leaving the translator off for that. / [SFX]: < fip-jing doot bippity > http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0428.html |
| Episode 429: Locked Dock and Two Smoking Barrels | Obi-Wan: There's the ship with Palpatine on it. We'll land on the hangar deck. / Anakin: I target the force field generator. / Obi-Wan: Metal ships can just fly through. / Anakin: I don't want any resistance when we land. This will suck any occupants into space. Fire! / [SFX]: Pow! / [SFX]: Kabooom! / GM: Um. The force field vanishes, but huge blast doors start closing off the hangar. / [SFX]: Sshhhwwwp... / R2-D2: Pull up!! / Anakin: Full speed ahead! Me first. / Obi-Wan: Control your aggression, Anakin. / Anakin: You can get through after me. Your ship has a smaller cross-section. / Obi-Wan: And whose fault is that?! http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0429.html |
| Episode 430: D?j?-Fu | GM: Your fighters squeeze through the closing blast doors and slide to a halt on the hangar deck. / [SFX]: Skkreee... / GM: Several combat droids start shooting. / [SFX]: Pow! / R2-D2: Awesome. It's a shame Jim and Sally aren't here for this. / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Kzrkzk! / GM: The ship trembles from incoming fire. / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Kzrkzk! / Obi-Wan: Hang on. Who's shooting at this ship? / GM: These ships on the map have been shooting at each other since you arrived. / [SFX]: Kzrkzk! / R2-D2: You didn't know that? / [SFX]: < squee boop fo-deep ping > / Obi-Wan: Yeah, thanks. / Obi-Wan: We're missing something important. / Obi-Wan: This is just like when Qui-Gon and I messed up our first encounter with the Trade Federation. / R2-D2: At least now you're aware that you're ignorant. / Anakin: It's a big step forward for us. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0430.html |
| Episode 431: Holo Dolly | [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Kzrkzk! / GM: That's the last droid. / Obi-Wan: Too easy. / Anakin: I reach out with the force to find Palpatine. 11. / GM: It's no good. You sense fear, anger, and outrage everywhere now. Pain explodes and winks out like pinpricks in your mind. / Obi-Wan: This is big. / Obi-Wan: R2, find out what's happening. / [SFX]: < bop doip bing bak-nik-jang pokip bioo > / Anakin: I turn the translator back on. / [SFX]: < fo-tong doosquee li-bing prow biddle fodooby boop doodle bing zik-pik-jang > / R2-D2: That would actually work if we were back in the ship. Where the translator is. If it didn't break during the landing. / Obi-Wan: The only people are in this observation tower. / Anakin: Never mind translating. We'll go there. / Obi-Wan: Here's a comlink. / R2-D2: What for? It doesn't translate. / Obi-Wan: So you can hear our orders while you stay here and babysit the fighters. / R2-D2: Oh. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0431.html |
| Episode 432: Force Escalation | Obi-Wan: Right, we go to this lift on the map. / GM: A squad of advanced combat droids intercepts you. / [SFX]: Whooom! / Obi-Wan: Seriously? More droids? None of these have even touched us in the history of this campaign. / Droideka: They're Jedi. Switch to hull-piercing rounds. / [SFX]: Pow! / Anakin: Oh, I don't like the sound of that. / [SFX]: Whooom! / Droideka: Activate laser sword dampers. / Obi-Wan: I take it all back! / Droideka: Fire at will. / [SFX]: Pow! Pow! / GM: The lift door opens behind you. / [SFX]: schwup... ping! / Anakin: Retreat! / [SFX]: shwup! [[doors close]] / R2-D2: Hull-piercing rounds? That's ridiculous overkill against organic beings. / GM: They start scanning for other targets. / R2-D2: Which is exactly the right sort of overkill, I must say. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0432.html |
| Episode 433: Staff Cuts | Droid 1: What floor would you like, sirs? / Anakin: What? / Droid 1: Lift operator droid TZ-4, at your service, sir. / Anakin: And the rest of you? / Droid 2: Our lifts have been rendered inoperational in the battle. / Anakin: And why are you armed? / Droid 2: It's a tough job. / Droid 3: Roger roger. / Obi-Wan: Okay then. Take us to? / Anakin: Wait! I don't trust them. / Droid 1: Oh, so a menial lift operator droid is beneath your contempt, eh? / Droid 2: No respect, I ask you. / Obi-Wan: Oh for crying out... / Droid 3: How about you step out of the lift, sirs? / Anakin: I've had enough of this. / [SFX]: Whooom! Slice! / Droid 2: Told you it was a tough j? / [SFX]: Whooom! Slice! Fzzzzt! http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0433.html |
| Episode 434: Heckle and Hide | R2-D2: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0434.html |
| Episode 435: Mixed Signals | Anakin: If the lift is stuck, there are other ways up. / [SFX]: Kzzsshh! [[Anakin cuts through the ceiling]] / Obi-Wan: Just before you completely destroy the thing that's stopping us falling down a bottomless shaft, I'll see if R2 can't get it moving somehow. / R2-D2: Oh, you want my help now? You realise I'm nowhere near a terminal. / Obi-Wan: If your hacking skills aren't up to it... / R2-D2: I'll do it wirelessly. / Obi-Wan: You don't have a built-in radio, but you have wireless networking? / R2-D2: Priorities, baby. / R2-D2: This shouldn't take more than 6.2 seconds. / Anakin: Not everything in life is about how fast you do it. / R2-D2: Damn. Rolled a 3. Must be a bad connection. / Anakin: Take your time. Slow and steady. / R2-D2: Don't interrupt the master at work. / R2-D2: Sod. 5. / R2-D2: ... This normally doesn't happen. / Anakin: That does it. I'm out of here. / [SFX]: juuuump... [[Anakin exits lift]] / Obi-Wan: Maybe you need to find a better hot spot. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0435.html |
| Episode 436: The Descent of Man | GM: The combat droids pass by your hiding spot. / R2-D2: I find a terminal and hack the lift from there. 14. / GM: Without the wireless access penalty, you get into the ship's control systems. / R2-D2: Right, down you go. / Obi-Wan: No, up! I said up, you stupid droid! / R2-D2: Alas. Too late now. / [SFX]: Clunk! whirrr... / Anakin: I leap and grab hold of a ledge in the shaft. / [SFX]: whirrr... / Obi-Wan: Wonderful. First session of a new adventure and we've already split the party into four groups. / R2-D2: More if I can't get this lift stopped. / Obi-Wan: And we only have three players! / R2-D2: Whoops! That was probably the accelerate command. / GM: Now Annie... You said you wanted your bionic hand to be weaker. / Anakin: But more dextrous. / GM: Oh right. That cancels the penalty. You grab the ledge. / R2-D2: Ah, you're becoming a superior being. / Anakin: Because I'm becoming cybernetic? / R2-D2: No, you're min-maxing. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0436.html |
| Episode 437: Ups and Downs | Obi-Wan: Ahem, R2. Can you please make the lift go up? / [SFX]: < boodoot doop boop ta-zing tong doop bop bing > / Obi-Wan: Look, I realise you feel left behind, but... it's bad tactics to have our best hacker in the front lines. / [[beat]] / R2-D2: Okay, okay. Give me a second. / Droid 4: [[appearing above Anakin, with gun]] Hello down there! Say, have you seen a lift anywhere? / Anakin: No, I'm just... hanging around. / R2-D2: Heh. / Droid 5: Only our lifts have been destroyed and we heard TZ-4 still had a working lift to operate. / Droid 4: Us working droids gotta stick together. If anything happened to TZ-4, we'd be right peeved. / Droid 5: He really elevates our spirits. / Droid 4: He'd never give us the shaft. / R2-D2: Ow. Leave the pun escalation to someone else. / Anakin: Looks like you got a rise out of Pete. / R2-D2: Those last few just floored me. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0437.html |
| Episode 438: Summon Better Droids | R2-D2: All right, I reverse the lift. / [SFX]: CLUNK! / GM: Obi-Wan, take 2d6 falling damage. / Obi-Wan: Ow! Made of flesh, remember? / R2-D2: Sorry, I briefly forgot just how superior droids are. / GM: Speaking of superior droids... / [[combat droids grab R2]] / R2-D2: Hey! Mind the chrome! / Obi-Wan: You know, something's been bugging me. Why would those combat droids be using hull-piercing rounds? They could destroy their own ship. / Anakin: I'd risk destroying my own ship rather than let it fall into enemy hands. / Obi-Wan: And the lift droids said there was a battle on board. / GM: The combat droids hoist R2 into the air and shake him. / R2-D2: Not my gumdrop buttons! / Obi-Wan: Hang on! There must be another faction involved. / R2-D2: That knowledge fills me with comfort. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0438.html |
| Episode 439: Mind the Gap | Droid 4: We sure hope TZ-4 shows up soon. / Anakin: Maybe he just needs to pull himself together. / GM: The lift rises rapidly towards you. / Anakin: Hey, I think your friend is trying to get your attention. Down there. / Droid 5: Really? [[they look into the shaft]] / [SFX]: leap... [[Anakin leaps off the ledge across the lift shaft]] / [SFX]: whirrr... / [SFX]: whirrr... / [SFX]: bounce... [[Anakin bounces off the opposite wall of the shaft]] / [SFX]: Crunch! [[Lift destroys droids]] / Anakin: [[landing on top of lift]] Oops, my mistake. / Remains of Droid 4: Roger rog... errr... / [SFX]: zzzt... zzzt... / [[Anakin drops into lift, Obi-Wan wields sword]] / Anakin: Whoa there! / Obi-Wan: Oh, it's you. / Anakin: We're on the same side, remember. / Obi-Wan: I thought you might have been a lift-droid union enforcer. / R2-D2: More like a lift/droid intersection enforcer. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0439.html |
| Episode 440: Fry, You Fools | R2-D2: I spray the combat droids with used waste oil. / [SFX]: shplurt... / GM: They start slipping on the floor. / Obi-Wan: So... what is up with you and Jim? / Anakin: I'd really rather talk to him about it first. / Obi-Wan: Okay, fair enough. Sorry. / R2-D2: I ignite the oil with my rocket thrusters. / [SFX]: Foom! / GM: Your what? Let me see your character sheet. / GM: When did you get these? I don't remember them. / R2-D2: I added those when I was GMing that night. / Obi-Wan: I knew it! / R2-D2: But I totally took a bunch of new Flaws to balance it. / GM: Go on. / R2-D2: Lactose Intolerance. / Obi-Wan: What?! / R2-D2: Allergy to Bees. Taste Good to Dragons. / GM: Okay, that's fine. You can keep all those. / R2-D2: Really? / GM: Roll for Detect Sarcasm. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0440.html |
| Episode 441: Dook?'s Truce Abuse Ruse | GM: You arrive in a large observation room. Chancellor Palpatine is bound to a chair. / Obi-Wan: Chancellor, are you hurt? / Palpatine: Master Obi-Wan, Anakin; thank goodness. I'm unharmed, though Count Dook? is around somewhere. / Obi-Wan: Dook?? Hmmm. / Anakin: Someone of your power wouldn't be in this position unless Dook? was a serious threat. / Palpatine: He is treacherous. / [[flashback scene of Palpatine and Dook? meeting]] / Palpatine: [[voice over]] "We agreed to meet under a flag of truce." / Palpatine: [[in flashback]] Count Dook?; you are a disgrace to retired Jedi everywhere. What is it you wish to talk about? / Count Dook?: Ah 'ave come 'ere to discuss mattairs of ze great importance. / Palpatine: [[voice over]] "When he saw I came in good faith, he captured me." / Count Dook?: 'owever, Ah see you 'ave come without any guards! You are now mah prisonair! / Palpatine: You fiend! / [[end flashback]] / Palpatine: Do not trust anything he may say. / Obi-Wan: Oh, don't worry. We're good at ignoring things opponents are trying to tell us during fights. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0441.html |
| Episode 442: Tied Up in Conversation | Palpatine: I'm glad you brought an armada. Quick, free me from these bonds. / Obi-Wan: Um... actually, it's just us two. And R2-D2. A stealth mission, if you will. / Palpatine: Then what's this huge battle taking place outside? / Anakin: Does it matter? We're leaving now. / Palpatine: Don't forget to untie me. / Obi-Wan: No, wait. There's fighting on board and a battle outside. This third faction must be after Dook? as well. / Anakin: Then let Dook? deal with it. / Palpatine: You know, you could release me instead of arguing. I am a retired Jedi; I can help fight our way out of here. / Obi-Wan: No, we can't just let Dook? deal with it. It could be important. / Count Dook?: [[appearing on a balcony]] Oh, believe moi... it is. / Palpatine: Never mind. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0442.html |
| Episode 443: Can't Be Helped | R2-D2: All right. Massive fight scene time. / GM: Actually, it's getting late. We really don't want to start a combat now. Let's leave it until next session. / R2-D2: And yeah, Jim should be here for this. / GM: It could be a little difficult justifying Padm? appearing here. / Anakin: It would be good to see him, but I doubt he'll show up. / R2-D2: Look, I'll talk to him and make sure he's here. / Anakin: No, that won't help. I need to talk to him. / R2-D2: I insist. / Obi-Wan: Pete, I think you should drop it. / R2-D2: Next session when he turns up, you'll know who to thank. / Anakin: Stop trying to help! / R2-D2: Um... / [[beat]] / Obi-Wan: Wow. I'd never considered shutting Pete up by accusing him of being too helpful. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0443.html |
| Episode 444: Let's Split | Anakin: Ben, I don't suppose you'd mind splitting the petrol cost tonight? / Obi-Wan: Sure Annie, that's fair. / Anakin: I'm running a bit short since I lost... um. / Obi-Wan: You lost your job at the restaurant? / Anakin: Don't tell Jim! / GM: You had a job at a restaurant? / R2-D2: You had a job? / Obi-Wan: What happened? / Anakin: It's... complicated. / R2-D2: Did it involve sashimi? Did you set fire to the kitchen? Poison someone important? / Anakin: "It's complicated," means I don't want to talk about it. / R2-D2: Oh. / [[beat]] / R2-D2: So why don't you want to talk about it? http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0444.html |
| Episode 445: Thin Ice | Obi-Wan: Hi guys. / GM: Hi Ben. Where's Sally? / Obi-Wan: I don't think she'll be coming any more. She's started ice skating lessons. / R2-D2: What?! Ice skating? / GM: Oh. That's a pity. / R2-D2: [[small]] Does she not know she can roleplay ice skating? / GM: I guess Yoda won't be showing up to save the day. There goes everything I prepared for tonight. / R2-D2: Heh. Sally's pushed you off the rails already. Without even being here. / GM: Humph. Let's start. / Anakin: Oh. Jim's not coming either? / R2-D2: He... um... told me he really had to work on his thesis tonight. / Obi-Wan: At least that's more important than the game. / Anakin: More important than talking to me for two whole weeks? / R2-D2: He hasn't even talked to you? That's it. I'm making my move. / Anakin: Go for it. / R2-D2: Really? / Anakin: Sure, but I don't think you're his type. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0445.html |
| Episode 446: Airing Grievouses | Count Dook?: Master Obi-Wan. Ah am glad you are 'ere. You can witness mah vindication and triomph. / Obi-Wan: Le Comte Dook?. So, you're working with this General Grievous. / Count Dook?: Hwat do you mean? / R2-D2: Yeah, who? / Obi-Wan: General Grievous. The adventure introduction said... hang on, I have it right here... / GM: You took notes? / Obi-Wan: "The fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine." / Count Dook?: Sacrebleu! Grievous, 'e is 'ere too? / Obi-Wan: Er... This is his ship, isn't it? / Count Dook?: You assume too much. Zis is mah ship! / Obi-Wan: Oh. You might want to get a new hangar bay force field. / Anakin: And get those lifts looked at. / R2-D2: Also: Your wi-fi reception sucks. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0446.html |
| Episode 447: The Separatists are Separating! The Separatists are Separating! | Count Dook?: Ah 'ave not been working with ze Separatists since before our encounter on Zheonosis. / [[flashback]] / Count Dook?: Zis is all going wrong! / Count Dook?: Give moi back ze plans. Ah shall take zem to ze Senate mahself. / Nute Gunray: Prease yourself. Of course, I took the riberty of making a copy. / Poggle the Lesser: [[handing over plans]] The Senate won't listen to you anyway. They don't trust the Separatists. / Count Dook?: Zey will 'ave to. Zis is all ze proof Ah need zat Palpatine cannot be trusted. / Nute Gunray: Enjoy your moment of grory. I am sure the Senate's trust will be shaken indeed. / [[end flashback]] / Count Dook?: Alas, ze Senate 'as denied moi ze opportunity to speak. / Obi-Wan: So you kidnapped the Chancellor instead. Very honourable. / Count Dook?: Ah would sacrifice even mah reputation to secure Peace for ze Galaxy! / R2-D2: Not bad. All I got for my -2 Reputation was a lousy periscope. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0447.html |
| Episode 448: Lost in Space | R2-D2: So wait, why did you tell us that this Grievous dude had kidnapped Palpatine, when it was Dook? all along? / GM: That's what the people of Coruscant thought had happened. / Obi-Wan: Ah. So the opening narration was true... from a certain point of view. / GM: Exactly. / Anakin: Makes sense. / R2-D2: But that's lying! / GM: It's like the rumours you pick up in a tavern at the start of an adventure. / R2-D2: Ah. Now I get it. / Anakin: So logically, Dook? arrived and kidnapped Palpatine. But Grievous must have been hot on his heels with the fleet that's now attacking this ship. / Anakin: The people of Coruscant saw one big fleet of Separatists, not knowing Dook? had abandoned Nute Gunray at Geonosis. / Anakin: So Gunray is out for revenge and Grievous is probably working for Gunray. / GM: Right! This is the first time anyone's gotten my plot! Ever! / R2-D2: Actually, now I'm completely lost. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0448.html |
| Episode 449: A Man, A Plan, A Canard: Palpatine | Count Dook?: Without ze ear of ze Senate, Ah 'ad to take matters into mah own 'ands. Ah am 'olding ze Shoncellor to force 'im to reveal ze truth! / Obi-Wan: Oh really? He told us you violated a truce to capture him. / Count Dook?: 'e is treacherous. / [[flashback scene of Palpatine and Dook? meeting]] / Count Dook?: [[voice over]] "We agreed to meet to discuss our differonces." / Count Dook?: [[in flashback]] Ah am giving you ze shonce to restore your honour. Will you admit to your nefarious plans with ze so-called "Peace Moon"? / Palpatine: Now why should I do that? I have everyone exactly where I want them. / Count Dook?: [[in flashback]] You are ze disgrace to retired Zhedi everywhere. / Count Dook?: [[voice over]] "Ah saw 'e had come without guards, so Ah knew what 'ad to be done to force 'is confession." / Count Dook?: [[in flashback]] 'owever, Ah see Ah must take ze drastic action. You are now mah prisonair! / Palpatine: You fiend! / [[end flashback]] / Count Dook?: You cannot trust anything 'e says. / Count Dook?: So now you know ze truth, you can call off your fleet. / Obi-Wan: Um... it's not our fleet. / Count Dook?: Sacrebleu! http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0449.html |
| Episode 450: Absolute Colourimetric | Obi-Wan: Chancellor Palpatine, do you have any comment? / Palpatine: His story is clearly ridiculous; he's utterly delusional. / Anakin: Chancellor, it's worse than that. He's a Sith Lord. He's deliberately sowing mistrust and discord. / Anakin: I'll put an end to his deceit! [[attacks]] / Obi-Wan: Oh good grief. / Count Dook?: Master Yoda is not 'ere to save you zis time, impetuous fool. / Anakin: You're the impetuous fool! / Count Dook?: Ah, such na?ve joie de vivre. You and mah son would get along famously. Both such romantics. Soon you will see ze world is shades of grey, not black and white. / Anakin: No! It is black and white! I've been surrounded by darkness since I was born. / Anakin: And there will be no more black! / Obi-Wan: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0450.html |
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