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| Episode 211: Landing Platform Game | Guard: You should be careful, Senator Amidala. There are rumours of an attempt on your life. / Padmé: Got it. R2, search for traps. / R2-D2: Yes, ma'am. / Padmé: I walk confidently down the boarding ramp. It's the last thing they'll expect. / Padmé: So, does anyone know a bar where we can buy some... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0211.html |
| Episode 212: Duty is in the Eye of the Beholder | Cordé: I'm so sorry, M'Lady... / Padmé: Spit it out, woman! Who planted the bomb? / Cordé: I'm... not sure. I... / Padmé: Come on, you must have seen something! / Cordé: I've failed you, Senator. / Padmé: It was Bubble, wasn't it?! / Cordé: Um... / Padmé: He was your accomplice, wasn't he! Admit... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0212.html |
| Episode 213: Forcing the Issue | Yoda: ... problems, she is causing. / Palpatine: Yes, I know. Unfortunately she's... unconventional in her approach to diplomacy; and very headstrong. / Palpatine: Thankfully, most of the systems realise an army will just invite war. / Mace Windu: [thoughtful]] Ah, so that's what this vote is about. / [[Padmé... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0213.html |
| Episode 214: It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a Moon | Palpatine: Thank you for coming to Coruscant despite the danger, Senator. / Padmé: No problem. I'm looking forward to commanding this army. / Palpatine: Actually, there are two important issues. Your vote for rebuilding the moon of Naboo will be a strong symbolic message of peace. / Padmé: You're... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0214.html |
| Episode 215: Rebel Without a Cause, Yet | Palpatine: M'Lady, this is Bail Organa, Senator for Alderaan. / Padmé: You'll vote for my army, right? / Bail Organa: Are you lookin' at me? / Padmé: No need to get all rebellious. Your planet will be spared if I have your vote. / Bail Organa: I don't want no trouble. / Palpatine: Ahem. Senator... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0215.html |
| Episode 216: Home on Lagrange | Palpatine: Now the vote for creating a Grand Army of the Republic. All in favour? / Palpatine: Opposed? / Palpatine: The bill is defeated by 375,000 votes to 4. In other business, we have the proposal to rebuild the moon of Naboo for the Gungans. / Separatist 1: How do we know this isn't some evil... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0216.html |
| Episode 217: The Girl From Ipanema | Obi-Wan: I'm glad I bumped into you again, Annie. What have you been up to? / Anakin: Studying, working, you know. I did miss the game, but the last couple of years have been hectic. / Obi-Wan: We meant to call you after the exams, but... We kind of got into this low-magic fantasy campaign, and things... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0217.html |
| Episode 218: I'm Very Well Acquainted, Too, with Matters Senatorial | Jar Jar: Obi-Wan, Anakin! It's good to see you again! / R2-D2: What happened to your Jar Jar voice? / Jar Jar: I don't want to do that any more. / GM: It's the same character, Sally. You should use the same voice. / Jar Jar: Nuh-uh! I'm grown up now. / R2-D2: Maybe Jar Jar had elocution lessons. / Jar... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0218.html |
| Episode 219: There is an Awkward Moment | GM: You haven't seen Anakin for ten years. He's Obi-Wan's Padawan now. / Padm?: Hi. / Anakin: It's good to see you again, M'Lady. / Padm?: What did you call me? / Padm?: Oh, right. You're a... and I'm a... Yeah, got it. / Padm?: It's good to see you too... um... er... boy. / Padm?: Kiddo. / Anakin:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0219.html |
| Episode 220: Sage Advice | Obi-Wan: Palpatine's message said you would brief us on our mission. / Padmé: Right. He wants us to find the stolen plans of the Peace Moon. / Obi-Wan: Surely he has backups? / Padmé: That Basil Oregano guy probably hacked into the system and deleted the copies. / Obi-Wan: Er... / Padmé: Didn't... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0220.html |
| Episode 221: Perchance to Dream | Obi-Wan: You must be careful, Senator. Someone is clearly out to assassinate you. / Padmé: Don't be ridiculous! Everyone thinks I died in the ship explosion. Obviously nobody's going to try to kill me if I'm already dead. / Jar Jar: You did a speech in front of all those people. / Padmé: Everyone... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0221.html |
| Episode 222: Backstab Backstory | Padmé: R2, you guard the room while I sleep. There have been threats against my life, you know. / R2-D2: Hey, I've been flying just as long as you. I was the one doing the flying. / GM: Droids don't sleep. / Padmé: Right. Drinks. Annie, you want a refill? / Anakin: Please. {Padmé leaves} / Jar Jar:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0222.html |
| Episode 223: Two Hundred Odd Feet of Doom | GM: Okay, while Jim's in the kitchen, Padmé's asleep. / GM: The Coruscant night is spangled with the lights of this planet-wide city. Orderly streams of hovercars glide silently past the windows of the apartment. / GM: A small shape detaches from the incessant traffic and flies to the bedroom window. / GM:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0223.html |
| Episode 224: Spot No Evil, Sense No Evil, Detect No Evil | Anakin: {to Obi-Wan} What's up with those two? / Obi-Wan: Don't ask. / Anakin: Should we go in there? / Obi-Wan: We haven't seen anything in-character. / Anakin: Right. Sorry. / GM: The centipedes crawl up onto the bed towards Padmé. Are you going to roll to Spot or not? / R2-D2: I'm recharging.... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0224.html |
| Episode 225: The Shortest Path Between Two Points | GM: You spot a droid hovering outside the window. / Obi-Wan: I Force jump through the window and grab it. / GM: Uh... are you sure? / Obi-Wan: I'm wearing a thick cloak. The glass won't hurt me. / GM: Er... / Obi-Wan: I roll a 16. [[leaps through window]] / [SFX]: Keraaasssshh!!! / Obi-Wan: [[flying... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0225.html |
| Episode 226: End of the Line | Padmé: Cool, a chase! I'll drive! / GM: Anakin's already in hot pursuit. / Padmé: That's my car! Come back and pick me up! / Anakin: You need to stay there where it's safe. / R2-D2: Yeah. ''I'll'' protect you. / Padmé: ... Why would I need protecting? / Obi-Wan: Cutting back to the chase: Can I... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0226.html |
| Episode 227: Watch That First Step, It's a Doozy | Obi-Wan: I wrench the droid through the air so the blaster bolt hits it instead of me. / GM: You don't want to use your laser sword to deflect it? / Obi-Wan: At a -8 penalty for unsteady footing? No way. / [SFX]: Kchink! [[blaster bolt hits the droid; Obi-Wan falls]] / GM: See now, this is what you... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0227.html |
| Episode 228: Shotgun! | Anakin: I go into a power-dive to catch my master. / Obi-Wan: Oh, now that there's lava involved. / Anakin: Would you prefer that I went after the assassin and then came back for you? / Obi-Wan: Let me think about it. How high up are we? / Anakin: According to the altimeter, 1500 metres... wait,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0228.html |
| Episode 229: Do Hovercars Dream of Electric Eels? | GM: The assassin's car hurtles away through the night sky— / Anakin: I slam it into 8th gear and hit the nitro. / [SFX]: Vrrrooomm!!! / GM: —and flies between a pair of power... things... firing at them to create a huge arc of energy. / [SFX]: zzzzt... / Obi-Wan: What, like a giant Van de Graaff... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0229.html |
| Episode 230: Sense and Sensitivity | GM: You've lost the assassin. / Obi-Wan: I use Force Sensitivity. Do I detect him? / GM: Roll. / Obi-Wan: 3. / Anakin: Let me try, master. I need to practise my own powers. / Obi-Wan: Good, my Padawan. / Obi-Wan: Open your senses; let the Force guide you. / GM: You detect the assassin flying directly... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0230.html |
| Episode 231: The Thin Blue Laser Sword | Zam Wessel: Thank goodness I shook those Jedi off. The money from this job will finally pay for my son's splanch transplant. / [SFX]: Thud! / Zam Wessel: Ah, poodoo. / Anakin: You're under arrest for the attempted murder of Senator Amidala! / Zam Wessel: Attempted?? / [SFX]: Blam! Blam! [[Zam shoots... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0231.html |
| Episode 232: Think of the Poor Little Dice | GM: The assassin aims a blaster at you. Make a Dodge roll. / Anakin: Er. 4. / GM: You drop your laser sword. / Obi-Wan: 17! [[Obi-Wan, in pursuit, catches the sword]] / Anakin: Hmmm. / Anakin: I try and grapple with the driver. / R2-D2: Oh no... / Padmé: Oops. / Obi-Wan: Um... / Anakin: What?... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0232.html |
| Episode 233: Flipping Out | GM: All right... give me a second here. / Anakin: What's that enormous book? I haven't seen that one before. / GM: This, Annie... is the grappling rules. / Anakin: I try to grab the assassin and get control of the car. / GM: Okay. Hang on. / GM: |
| Episode 234: Yakety Sax | [[Anakin falls off Zam's burning hovercar and rolls to a stop in some boxes]] / [[The hovercar crash-lands]] / [SFX]: CRASH!!! / [[Zam extracts herself from the burning wreck and runs away. Chase ensues]] / GM: The assassin flees into a bar. / Anakin: Oh good. I need to pick up a new laser sword. / Anakin:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0234.html |
| Episode 235: Two Jedi Walk into a Bar | Obi-Wan: No need to rush. There's no back door. She can't escape. / Anakin: How do you know that? / Obi-Wan: I go to this bar all the time. / R2-D2: [[aside]] Alcoholic again, huh? / Anakin: No windows? / Obi-Wan: Nope. / Anakin: Any good hiding spots? / Obi-Wan: There are three. But one is in... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0235.html |
| Episode 236: Mind Over Natter | GM: A shady character approaches you. / Elan Sel'Sabagno: You wanna buy some death sticks? / Obi-Wan: I use Force Suggestion. / Obi-Wan: "You don't want to sell me death sticks." / Elan Sel'Sabagno: I don't wanna sell you death sticks. / Obi-Wan: "You want to go home and rethink your life." / Elan... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0236.html |
| Episode 237: Handy with a Laser Sword | GM: Obi-Wan, you sense the assassin behind you, pointing a blaster. / Obi-Wan: I spin around and disarm her with my laser sword. / GM: O-kaaay... Roll. / Obi-Wan: 2. / GM: Right, you cut off her hand. / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: slice / Obi-Wan: Oops. Sorry. / Zam Wessel: Another operation to pay... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0237.html |
| Episode 238: The Short Arm of the Criminal | Zam Wessel: Look, I'm sorry. I've got nothing against the Senator. It was just a job. I... I need the money. / Anakin: The law is the law. / Zam Wessel: My son is sick. I can't afford the operation he needs. / Obi-Wan: Surely a civilisation like this has universal health care. / Zam Wessel: There's... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0238.html |
| Episode 239: An Underhanded Move | Obi-Wan: Tell us who hired you. We'll find him and bring him to justice. / Zam Wessel: I'll tell you everything if you promise to protect me. / Obi-Wan: We promise. / Zam Wessel: It was— / GM: Anakin, you sense danger from above. / Anakin: I look up! / GM: You see a shadowy figure on a ledge. It... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0239.html |
| Episode 240: To Cut a Long Story Short | GM: The shooter flies away. / Anakin: Quick, master, let's chase him! / GM: He's vanished; you didn't see which direction he went. / Obi-Wan: Anakin! We promised to take care of this woman. I... can't believe you did that. / Anakin: You promised. It was her or me. And we're the good guys, remember? / Zam... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0240.html |
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