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| Episode 61: My, My, This Here Anakin Guy | GM: Watto's shop assistant— / Jar Jar: Issa hesa an alien too? / GM: —a perfectly unexceptional, human boy, enters the room. / Jar Jar: Oooh! What'sa hesa name? / GM: Name? Um... err... Anakin. / R2-D2: Clearly a completely unimportant NPC. / Qui-Gon: Hmm. We should keep an eye on the lad. / Watto:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0061.html |
| Episode 62: Blaster Economy | Watto: I have the shield generator parts and two ship-mounted ion cannons. / Qui-Gon: How many gold pieces do I have? / GM: You spent your last Republic credits on those underwater breathing things. / Qui-Gon: Oh, right. I offer him a blaster in exchange. / Watto: One blaster for all that? Get real. / Qui-Gon:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0062.html |
| Episode 63: Going on the Naughty List | Qui-Gon: I cast Suggestion. "One blaster will do fine." / Watto: What, you think you're a Jedi or something? I'd get a fine bounty for a fugitive Jedi around here. / Watto: Anyway, I'm a Toydarian! Mind tricks don't affect me. / Jar Jar: [[inset]] Whassa Toydarian? / Qui-Gon: They're those guys who... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0063.html |
| Episode 64: A Calculated Withdrawal | Qui-Gon: We can't attack him. He's a shopkeeper. / R2-D2: Well that was a crappy cliffhanger from last week's session. / Qui-Gon: We'll have to find some money somehow. What's my character's alignment again? / GM: You're a Jedi knight. Upholder of Justice throughout the Galaxy. / Qui-Gon: So...? / GM:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0064.html |
| Episode 65: For Crying Out Loud | Qui-Gon: Hey, Obi-Wan— / Obi-Wan: I'm back at the ship, remember. / Qui-Gon: HEY, OBI-WAN— / GM: You can't shout... oh, for crying out loud. You've got a radio. / Qui-Gon: Cool! HEY OBI-WAN— / GM: You don't. Need. To. Shout. / Qui-Gon: We need a lot of money. Can you Appraise the Queen's wardrobe? / Obi-Wan:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0065.html |
| Episode 66: Salival Instinct | GM: You walk through an alien market. The exotic smells of strange cuisines meet your nostrils. / R2-D2: Meh. Food? Pitiful organic beings. / Jar Jar: Oooh, how long since wesa had breakfast? / GM: Let's see... It took you a couple of hours to walk into town... / Jar Jar: Mesa so hungry! Mesa grabs... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0066.html |
| Episode 67: Cugine Cuisine | GM: The mean-looking alien comes across to pick a fight. / Qui-Gon: Does he have a blaster? / GM: No. / Qui-Gon: Aww. / GM: He grabs Jar Jar by the throat. / Jar Jar: Hey! / Qui-Gon: I don't need Detect Evil on this guy! I draw my— / GM: Suddenly... um... that kid from the store— / Jar Jar: Anakin! / GM:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0067.html |
| Episode 68: Random Encounters of the Absurd Kind | Obi-Wan: So is there anything I can do while the others are enjoying the sights? / GM: Sure, let me crack open this shiny new Giant Sand Creatures book. There's an encounter table in the back. I'll roll up something for you to fight. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0068.html |
| Episode 69: In Which Qui-Gon, Jar Jar, R2-D2, and Padmé Seek Shelter From a Sandstorm | Qui-Gon: We better find shelter. Sandstorms are dangerous. / R2-D2: You're telling me... / Jar Jar: Anakin can leads us to hissa home! / GM: I'm not sure he'd take you home with him. / Qui-Gon: He's already helped Jar Jar. So he must have a positive Reaction Rating towards us. Lead on, lad! / Anakin:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0069.html |
| Episode 70: Dramatis Personae | Obi-Wan: Hey, guys, this is— / R2-D2: A girl! You brought a girl? / Qui-Gon: Nice to meet you. I'm Jim. / Jar Jar: [[aside]] Mesa girl! / R2-D2: [[aside]] Yeah, but you're a girl girl. / Shmi: [[off-screen]] Ben told me about this roleplaying thing in drama class. Hope you don't mind if I watch. / GM:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0070.html |
| Episode 71: A Sudden Moment of Clarity | GM: We're playing a science fiction game. You and your nine-year-old son Anakin are slaves on a gangster planet. / R2-D2: Full of scum and villainy. / GM: Right. These off-world strangers have come into your home to shelter from a sandstorm. / Qui-Gon: And to find some blasters. / Shmi: Blasters,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0071.html |
| Episode 72: Tell Us What You Really Think | Padmé: Is that a protocol droid? / Anakin: Yeah, I built him myself! You can take him to help you on your mission! A translator will come in handy. / R2-D2: It translates? / C-3PO: [[spoken by the GM]] Yes. I am fluent in over six million forms of communication. / R2-D2: Right. / R2-D2: Ahem. / R2-D2:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0072.html |
| Episode 73: Postcards from the Outer Rim Territories | Sio Bibble: [[hologram transmission]] ...cut off all food supplies until you return... ...the death toll is catastrophic... We must bow to their wishes, Your Highness... Please tell us what to do! If you can hear us, Your Highness, you must contact me... / Obi-Wan: Hmmm. Qui-Gon will want to hear this. / Panaka:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0073.html |
| Episode 74: Jedi Are Like Onions | Shmi: Why are you robbing us? We're just poor slaves. / Qui-Gon: What? We're the good guys. / Shmi: Oh... but... / Qui-Gon: You're coming with us, of course. So you'll still have your stuff. / Shmi: You're kidnapping us too??! / Qui-Gon: No no, you've got it all wrong. We're on a righteous quest! / Jar... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0074.html |
| Episode 75: Perfectly Obvious in Hindsight | Anakin: I... I was wondering... something... / Qui-Gon: What? / Anakin: Well, ahhh... you're a Jedi knight, aren't you? / Qui-Gon: What makes you think that? / Anakin: I saw your laser sword. / Qui-Gon: You did not! / Jar Jar: Hesa did so! Yousa drew it to fight the sandstorm. / Anakin: Only Jedi... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0075.html |
| Episode 76: The Force is Dangerous at Both Ends and Uncomfortable in the Middle | Shmi: What do Jedi knights do? / GM: Ah, I'm glad you asked. They're guardians of Justice throughout the Galaxy. They use the Force to gain semi-mystical abilities. / GM: The Force comes from midi-chlorians— / Shmi: Midi-chlorians? / Qui-Gon: They're microscopic organisms that exist in all living... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0076.html |
| Episode 77: All that Glisters is not Blasters | Qui-Gon: So why are we still sitting here eating? We could be out fighting bad guys and looting their blasters. / Shmi: We're doing well with this improv roleplaying. Isn't character development what it's all about? / Qui-Gon: Yeah, but to do that we need to get loot and buy up our skills. / Shmi:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0077.html |
| Episode 78: The Wagers of Jinn | Jar Jar: Yousa can't turn youself in for a bounty! / Shmi: It's an intriguing challenge that could work. And it's definitely more noble than gambling. / Qui-Gon: Gambling! Yeah, is there anything we can gamble on? / Anakin: There's pod racing. / Qui-Gon: Okay, we bet on that. / Anakin: Watto has... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0078.html |
| Episode 79: Shostakovich's Symphony No. 5 in D minor, First Movement | R2-D2: What's a pod anyway? / Qui-Gon: A giant seed case used for breeding clones. / Anakin: What? It's an open cockpit harnessed to a couple of jet engines by leather straps. / R2-D2: Awesome! / R2-D2: In either case! / Shmi: They're incredibly dangerous. There's no safety gear whatsoever. / R2-D2:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0079.html |
| Episode 80: An Offer You Can't Refuse | Padmé: Are you sure about this? / Padmé: Trusting our fate to a bet on some race? The Queen will not approve. / Qui-Gon: The Queen? What does she have to do with this? / Padmé: Well, I don't approve. / Qui-Gon: [[goes into Watto's shop]] Hey Watto, we have a proposal. / Qui-Gon: I'll give you a... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0080.html |
| Episode 81: Pedantic Droid Articulator | Watto: Mmm, nice ship. I hope you didn't kill anyone I know to get it. / R2-D2: Well we haven't killed the Queen yet, but we're working on it. / GM: You really have to talk in beeps when in character. Fortunately nobody understood that comment. / Padmé: The ship isn't yours to give away. / Qui-Gon:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0081.html |
| Episode 82: The Worst-Laid Plans | Qui-Gon: Here's the plan. Watto is going to throw the race. So betting on his opponent is a sure thing. / Qui-Gon: We bet a lot of money and win even more. Then we can buy the weapons we need. / Obi-Wan: Okay, where do I start? / Qui-Gon: "Brilliant plan, Qui-Gon." / Obi-Wan: Firstly, it's probably... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0082.html |
| Episode 83: Pete's in a Pod | Shmi: Obi-Wan's right. You have to bet on the winner. We can't control that. / Qui-Gon: Hmmm. What if we put our own driver into the race? / Shmi: The only pod we have is Watto's. / Qui-Gon: Ric Oily can drive it; he's the best driver we've got. / Shmi: No, the cockpit is built for Watto. A human... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0083.html |
| Episode 84: Greased Lightning | Anakin: Sure, this pod isn't as good as the professional ones. I had to rig up the control systems myself. / Jar Jar: Mesa lookin' very carefully at dissa machine. Mesa not trustin' it. / GM: You see some loose wires poking out. / Jar Jar: Mesa tucks them back in! / GM: A massive spark arcs from... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0084.html |
| Episode 85: Suspense is Worse than Disappointment | Anakin: I scavenged the supercharger and air-intake scoops from a T-16 skyhopper. / Anakin: The dashboard is custom-moulded resin with a red bantha leather overlay. / R2-D2: Not just a vanilla pod, then? / [SFX]: < bedoop tish > / Obi-Wan: Wait, didn't Anakin say earlier the pod has handlebars? / GM:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0085.html |
| Episode 86: Nights of the Old Republic | GM: You'd need incredible skill to win this pod race. / Qui-Gon: What, like a Cheddar monk? / GM: Jedi knight. Well, yes. / Qui-Gon: Easy! I teach the kid everything I know. / GM: Overnight? Besides, only one in a million people has Force sensitivity. The boy doesn't. / Qui-Gon: From those mini-chlorine... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0086.html |
| Episode 87: Thicker Than Water | [SFX]: BUZZ / Qui-Gon: Hello? / Obi-Wan: Did you by any chance happen to do something like, oh, I don't know, transfuse your blood into an NPC with an unknown blood type? / Qui-Gon: Don't worry. I'm O negative. / GM: You put your blood type on your character sheet? Let me see that. / R2-D2: Universal... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0087.html |
| Episode 88: Snap, Crackle, and Pop | Padmé: He's fallen asleep. / R2-D2: Again? / [SFX]: < ding bebloop > / Padmé: What have you been doing? / R2-D2: Working on the pod all night. / R2-D2: Since I can't drive it, I've enhanced it so even one of you meatbags could win with it. If you can survive the G-forces. / Anakin: [[half-asleep]]... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0088.html |
| Episode 89: The Wrong Kind of Right | Qui-Gon: I have another proposal for you. / Watto: I can't wait to hear it. That ship you gave me will pay for a very nice swimming pool. And a new mansion to go with it. / Qui-Gon: Don't race at all. Let the boy drive the pod. / Watto: What? No way! / Qui-Gon: How about we let fate decide? / Watto:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0089.html |
| Episode 90: Die Roll of the Fates | Watto: So you are a Jedi? Mmm, I accept the wager. Red, I race and you Jedi become my slaves. Blue, Anakin can race... / Watto: [[under breath, to self]] and I turn you in for the bounty. / [[Watto rolls the die; it comes up red]] / Jar Jar: Uh oh... / Qui-Gon: Hmm. I take a reroll. / GM: What?... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0090.html |
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