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| Episode 751: Talkin' 'Bout my Regeneration | Obi-Wan: This little one isn't worth the trouble. / Ponda Baba: Aw, thanks, but don't worry, I got this. This tetch is goin' down. / GM: He pulls a gun on Luke. / Obi-Wan: I disarm him. 20. / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Whooom! / [[Obi-Wan cuts Ponda's arm off]] / [SFX]: Splat! / Obi-Wan: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0751.html |
| Episode 752: None More Loud | Trooper 1: Hey, check out this hovercar. Does that look like...? / Trooper 2: Yep. Yep, it does. / Trooper 1: The driver can't be far. / C-3PO: Uh oh. / R2-D2: Just a sec. I'm trying to log into the remains of my dreadnought... I mean, Mos Eisley. I need to see what's left of the command system. / C-3PO:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0752.html |
| Episode 753: Respawn | Greedo: Buongiorno! It'sa me! Greedo! / [[beat]] / Obi-Wan: Uh... / Greedo: Mamma mia! I'ma you pilot! / Obi-Wan: I... don't suppose there are any other pilots here? / Chewbacca: I assure you, my compagno here is fully accredited not merely as a pilot, but also as an
/ instructor. You are in the... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0753.html |
| Episode 754: Cheesy Filling | Greedo: Mia roleplaying, she'sa bellissima, no? / R2-D2: Are you going to talk like this all the time? / Greedo: I'ma staying inna character! / Greedo: Mia learna so much aboutta da roleplaying. / GM: I am so sorry. He's been like this ever since he ran his campaign. / Obi-Wan: Wait. Jim ran a campaign? / Greedo:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0754.html |
| Episode 755: No Such Thing as a Silly Question? | Greedo: Chewie here-a says you-a wanna go to Naboo-a. / Obi-Wan: Yes indeed. Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked. / Greedo: Whatta is it? Some-a kinda local-a trouble? / Chewbacca: My apologies. / Chewbacca: Greedo, that was two questions. He did say "no questions asked". / Obi-Wan:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0755.html |
| Episode 756: It Was Also Full of Space Eels | Greedo: Looks-a like somebody maybe take-a da interest in you handiwork? / [[Luke looks and sees troopers in the bar]] / Greedo: You wanna maybe just-a meet us at da starport? / Obi-Wan: We sneak out the back door. 10. / Luke: 17. / [[Troopers arrive at the table, Luke and Obi-Wan are gone]] / Trooper... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0756.html |
| Episode 757: Red Lies, and Blue | Luke: Can we try another bar? I still need to get some blue milk. / Obi-Wan: The blue milk is not as important as you might have been told. / [[beat]] / Luke: Those people in the bar, what was their deal with moisture farming? / Obi-Wan: What do you think? / Luke: It's just farming moisture from... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0757.html |
| Episode 758: Parody Error | [[Greedo makes to leave the cantina, but is intercepted by a green-skinned alien holding a gun]] / Han Solo: [[the green alien]] Oota goota, Solo? / Greedo: Scusi, mia no speak space-Italiano. / Han Solo: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0758.html |
| Episode 759: 0-0 | Han Solo: Let me get this straight: You want to hire my ship, pretend you're the captain, some Wookiee is the mate, I have to lose to you at space chess... and I still have to fly the damned thing. / Greedo: Si! / Han Solo: I got news for you, kid. Nobody captains the Millennium Falcon but Han Solo. / Greedo:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0759.html |
| Episode 760: Tagge Team | T?rkin: Is ze Senate settled in? / Darth Vader: They're meeting in a closed session, as we speak. / General Tagge: Secretive bastards. / T?rkin: To which zey 'ave, 'ow you say, ze constitutional raht. / General Tagge: Says who? They do! What are they hiding? / Darth Vader: Of course, the law must... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0760.html |
| Episode 761: Written Off | [SFX]: knock knock / Trooper 1: Hello, we're just looking for a lunatic and his two droids. / C-3PO: No droids here, sorry. / Trooper 1: Okay, thanks. Sorry for the disturbance. / Trooper 1: All right, check that side of the street. No droids here. / [[the troopers move off down the street]] / C-3PO:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0761.html |
| Episode 762: Karl Marx Hates Your Guts | Wioslea: [[an alien]] I'll give you two thousand. / Luke: But it's worth 4000! / Wioslea: 2000. / Luke: It's practically new, look at it. 3900. / Wioslea: 2000. / Luke: What are you trying to pull here? Okay, okay, I'll be generous, we're in a hurry. 3500. / Wioslea: 2000. / Obi-Wan: Take it. / Luke:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0762.html |
| Episode 763: One Does Not Simply Walk Through Mos Eisley | Obi-Wan: So, what can you tell me about our mission? / Luke: What do you mean? / Obi-Wan: I gather we're taking the plans for the Peace Moon to Senator Binks on Naboo. But why? / Luke: Wait, I know this. 3PO said something about the moon being a weapon. It can destroy planets. / Obi-Wan: But they... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0763.html |
| Episode 764: Hutt and Soul-o | Jabba: I'm looking for Han Solo, the daring freighter pilot. / Han: The one and only. / Jabba: Ah, Han old friend. Long time, no see. Another new shape? / Han: Uh... yeah? / Jabba: You haven't forgotten our little incident 32 years ago, now? / Han: Uh... / Jabba: Boonta Eve. The pod race. You said... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0764.html |
| Episode 765: Shifty Characters | Han: It's a hush-hush job. I'm taking some old hermit, a kid, and two droids to Naboo. They're paying me a packet, no questions asked. / [[Boba Fett, standing in the background, looks]] / Jabba: When will you be back? / Han: I can't tell you that. It's no questions asked. Remember? / Jabba: Don't... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0765.html |
| Episode 766: Misunderestimation | Luke: There's something I don't understand. Are all troopers like the ones here? / Obi-Wan: How do you mean? / Luke: Putting it mildly, they're total idiots. They were specifically looking for me and the droids, and let us drive straight past. / Obi-Wan: Do not underestimate the power of the clones,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0766.html |
| Episode 767: Going the Distance | Chewbacca: Ah, there you are, my fine friends. Docking Bay 94, this way. / Luke: Why didn't Greedo give us the number? / Chewbacca: Discretion, my good fellow. One cannot be too careful in these parts. / Chewbacca: Case in point: that ludicrous "Greedo" alias our good captain gave you earlier. / Han:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0767.html |
| Episode 768: Fight and Flight | Garindan: [[the shady character who has been following Obi-Wan and Luke around Mos Eisley]] ?the kid. / Trooper 1: What do you want us to do, sir? / Garindan: Stop them! / Trooper 1: Excuse me, captain, sir! Might we have a word? / Han: Oh man, the fuzz. Here we go again, Chewie! / [SFX]: Pow! Pow! / Trooper... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0768.html |
| Episode 769: Ship of Fools | Han: Where's the starter button on this thing? / Chewbacca: I've started the engines. We are well underway. / Han: Is this the nav computer here? / [[Luke and Obi-Wan enter]] / Luke: Whoa, that's a lot of window. / Han: Ha ha, good flying, eh Chewie? Do you like the way I evaded their fire while... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0769.html |
| Episode 770: Under Control | [[A star destroyer fires on the fleeing Millennium Falcon]] / [SFX]: Pow! Pow! / [SFX]: mash mash mash / Chewbacca: Sorry, everyone. I've made some modifications to the cockpit to enhance efficiency. / Han: That's right, he does it a lot. Confuses me every time. / Chewbacca: I moved the control... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0770.html |
| Episode 771: Bypass Operation | [[The Peace Moon, in orbit about Naboo]] / Darth Vader: The Senate have ended their closed session. They have decided a show of force will break the Rebel resistance. / T?rkin: Hwat sort of force? / Darth Vader: The weapon. / Leia: Senator Binks would never allow that. / Darth Vader: Senator Binks... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0771.html |
| Episode 772: Leias of Truth | Leia: Nooooo! / Darth Vader: I had your blood tested, Senator Princess Organa. DNA analysis. Midi-chlorian count. / Darth Vader: Princess isn't your real name, is it? Your name is Leia. / [[beat]] / Leia: How the hell do you know that? Only my parents know that! They told me never to tell anyone! / Darth... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0772.html |
| Episode 773: Green Lasers and Ham | Leia: Please! If you are truly my father you cannot destroy Naboo! / Darth Vader: You do not know what ills this planet has visited upon our family, my child. / T?rkin: Mah Lord Vader, surely you see ze entire raison d'?tre of ze Peace Moon will be utterly defahled bah zis act! / Leia: Listen to him! / Darth... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0773.html |
| Episode 774: Unravelling the Mysteries | Darth Vader: Goodbye, my love. / [[The Peace Moon laser hits Naboo and the planet blows up]] / [SFX]: KABOOOOMM!!!! / [[Leia, Luke, Han, Obi-Wan, and C-3PO in shocked silence]] / R2-D2: You. Utter. Frakking. Bastard. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0774.html |
| Episode 775: A New Scope | Luke: Hey everyone! / GM: Hi Corey. Have a good week? / Luke: Who cares?! I can't believe that Darth Vader guy blew up an entire planet! / GM: Just remember, Luke doesn't know that yet. / Luke: Right, yeah. / Obi-Wan: I was just asking Jim about this game that he ran while I was away. / Han: It... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0775.html |
| Episode 776: Born to Busk | Leia: Uh... so how are you going, Ben? / C-3PO: He still hasn't talked to mum and dad. / Leia: Give him time, Sally. / Obi-Wan: I've started looking for a job. / Han: Cool. You should busk. They make heaps of money. / Obi-Wan: You really want to know what I'm going to do? / C-3PO: Yes! / Obi-Wan:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0776.html |
| Episode 777: One-Armed Bandit | Luke: [[wielding a laser sword]] This sounds psychotically dangerous. / [SFX]: Whmmmmm... / Han: Nah, it's easy. I've had plenty of characters with laser swords! / Obi-Wan: Even as a trained Jedi, you must respect the danger of the weapon. / R2-D2: Yeah, it's like carrying a shark. / C-3PO: Tied... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0777.html |
| Episode 778: Re-Cursed | [[A hologram on a game board picks up another hologram and slams it onto the board]] / [SFX]: Grrar... / [SFX]: Hrargh... / [SFX]: Slam!!! / [SFX]: Raarrr! / Chewbacca: Oh, I say! That's not cricket. / C-3PO: He made a legal attack. Screaming about it won't help you. / Chewbacca: Taking the lowest... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0778.html |
| Episode 779: Force Test Dummy | Obi-Wan: Good, good. Your midi-chlorians are awakening. Feel the Force flow through you. / Luke: I can't feel anything. / Luke: [[softly]] Maybe because my arms are going numb. / [SFX]: Whmmmmm... / Obi-Wan: Relax. Try moving the sword a little. / Luke: Oh, good idea. I'm holding a vorpal plasma... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0779.html |
| Episode 780: Balancing Act | Obi-Wan: Remember, a Jedi can feel the midi-chlorians flowing through him. / Luke: You mean they control your actions? / Obi-Wan: Partially. But they also obey your commands. / Han: I've been around, and believe me: hokey nanobiology and weapons you can buy in a bar are no match for a good blaster... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0780.html |
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