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| Episode 691: Socket to Him | R2-D2: Right, my dreadnought should be just around this corner somewhere. / GM: Make a Spot roll. / R2-D2: Oooh, I'm so excited! / R2-D2: 6. Well that should be plenty with the size modifier. / GM: You see only the dim walls of the desert canyon, echoing with the protesting whine of your servos. / R2-D2:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0691.html |
| Episode 692: Dark & Droids | [[Jawas carry R2-D2 to sandcrawler and put him in]] / [SFX]: < doop bop beedle doodle blip ni-bing > / [SFX]: < fip-jing boodle pip-jing bang > / [SFX]: < doop whiddle e-pok whir bang boop fip-jing > / [SFX]: < doop buzz bebepok squee boo-diki ooyoo > / GM: Delivered to this dark, dank den of despair,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0692.html |
| Episode 693: A Dorkface? | [[beat, a pair of droids sitting in the hold of the sandcrawler]] / [[beat, another droid sitting in the hold of the sandcrawler]] / [[beat, another droid sitting in the hold of the sandcrawler]] / R2-D2: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with... D. / [[beat, another droid sitting in... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0693.html |
| Episode 694: Nuts and Bolts | R2-D2: All right, Sally, I've been thinking about this. / C-3PO: I'm listening. This had better be heartfelt. / R2-D2: You'll love it. It's the perfect escape plan. / C-3PO: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0694.html |
| Episode 695: Promises Something for Everyone | R2-D2: Well if I can't escape, I'll check my tracker. / GM: Your dreadnought's homer is about nine metres away. Seven, six... / R2-D2: That can't be. That's inside the room! / Jawa: Okay you droids, move out! / R2-D2: You! You looted my homing device! Where's my dreadnought?! / Jawa: No talking... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0695.html |
| Episode 696: Come Aboard, We're Expecting You | R2-D2: Hey everyone. This is my nephew Corey. / GM: Nice to meet you. Pete told me you were keen to try our game. / R2-D2: And this is Jim, Annie, and Sally. / Corey: Cool. I look forward to pwning all of you. Where are the computers? / GM: No computers. This is it. / Corey: Lol, what? Pete said... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0696.html |
| Episode 697: Two Out of Three Ain't Bad | Corey: Okaaaay. What's this thing about? / GM: Well, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... / Captain Antilles: [[dead]] This awesome Queen saved the Galaxy from the evil Governor of Naboo. Now we're rebelling against his evil sidekick, Emperor Palpatine. And? / GM: Your name is Adam Lars.... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0697.html |
| Episode 698: In Which... What Happens Exactly? | R2-D2: So Jim, do we meet your new character here too? / Captain Antilles: [[dead]] No, I'm not done with the background yet. / GM: And I need to find a way to work him into the adventure. / Captain Antilles: [[dead]] It's really detailed. / GM: Which is why I need the time. Anyway, Adam, your father... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0698.html |
| Episode 699: Die, Red Die | C-3PO: Mr Owen, sir, is that you? It's C-3PO, remember me? / Owen Lars: [[quiet]] Shhh. Don't let them hear you. / Owen Lars: Okay, we'll take her. And the red one. / Adam: What red one? / GM: This one here. / Adam: That's just a funny-looking dice. / R2-D2: Die. / Adam: Whoa, relax. / R2-D2:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0699.html |
| Episode 700: Dance Dance Electrocution | R2-D2: Hey! You're not going to leave me with these lowlife dreadnought-larcenists, are you? / GM: Pete, that's in character. You know what you have to do. / [SFX]: < boop squee boo-diki e-doosquee doop bi-fidooby bloop bading bebebing kibuzz > / Adam: What are you doing? / C-3PO: He's an astromech... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0700.html |
| Episode 701: Bloop Bloop, Doodle Doodle, Big Red Droid | GM: Suddenly, the red droid stops, a panel pops open, and smoke pours out. / Adam: Um... / GM: You better tell your father. / Adam: Er... Dad! Something's... wrong with this robot? / Owen Lars: [[to Jawa]] Hey, what are you trying to pull here? / Head Jawa: But... he passed a full diagnostic this... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0701.html |
| Episode 702: He's Just a Farm Boy, From a Farm Family | C-3PO: I'm quite sure you'll be very pleased with that one, sir. / R2-D2: Thank you, Threepio. I just want to say sorry about? / [SFX]: < doop oobloo pating doip bloop > / C-3PO: He's very obedient. And tactful. / Adam: So he's playing someone completely different from himself? This roleplaying stuff... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0702.html |
| Episode 703: Clean Getaway | Adam: Right, door's locked. I guess you're secure. Now what? / C-3PO: Wow, there's enough oil here for a bath. Do you mind? I've got such a bad case of dust contamination, I can barely move! / Adam: So... you're a robot too, right? / C-3PO: A protocol droid. C-3PO, human-cyborg relations. And this... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0703.html |
| Episode 704: The Good Oil | C-3PO: About twenty years ago, we helped save the Galactic Republic from a war instigated by Separatists. / C-3PO: They stole the Lost Orb of Phanastacoria from a peaceful planet called Naboo, and blew up their moon with it. / C-3PO: The Republic Chancellor, Palpatine, designed the Peace Moon to replace... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0704.html |
| Episode 705: Soft Cell | R2-D2: TL;DR: The Senate sucks. Seriously. / C-3PO: Except for noble Senator Binks. We have to get the Peace Moon plans to him on Naboo. Join us... and together we can save the Galaxy! / Adam: Nice story. But it's not going to work. / C-3PO: What? / Adam: I'm not going to blow my first quest by letting... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0705.html |
| Episode 706: Inconceivable | R2-D2: Let me rewind that a bit. / [SFX]: < bop bapip > / Leia: You and 3PO need to get these plans to Senator Binks on Naboo. / C-3PO: There you go, our mission. / Adam: Not gonna happen. Your Rebellion will have to wait until I complete my quest. / R2-D2: Hmmm. Fair enough. But as my new owner,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0706.html |
| Episode 707: Hear No Evil, C-3PO No Evil | GM: Adam, your mother calls you. / Beru Lars: Adam! Adam! Come to dinner. / Adam: Can I see my inventory? / GM: You're carrying the bolt you removed from R2-D2. Write it on your sheet. / Adam: Whoa, low tech. Okay, I go to dinner. / R2-D2: And that, ladies and gentledroids, is how you escape from... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0707.html |
| Episode 708: Where Are Your Manas? | GM: Adam, you're sitting with your parents eating dinner. / Beru Lars: Drink your milk. / Adam: Cool, what does it give me? / Beru Lars: Vitamins. You know that. / Adam: Oh, a health potion? / Beru Lars: It's just milk. Drink it. / Adam: But it's blue! / Beru Lars: Adam, let's not go through this... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0708.html |
| Episode 709: So How Much of This Stuff do I Have to Drink? | Adam: Why didn't you tell me about all this stuff with the Empire and the Peace Moon and the Lost Orb? / [[beat, Owen and Beru look at each other]] / Owen Lars: Where did you hear that? / Adam: The robots. / Owen Lars: I want you to go back to the garage and melt down those droids and their filthy... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0709.html |
| Episode 710: Son Screen | Adam: Is there any more of this blue milk? / Owen Lars: After you melt the droids down. / Adam: Hmm. Okay, I'll be right back. / GM: You head outside. Are you keeping your head down like your parents told you? / Adam: I... / Adam: Screw it. I look up. Just for a second. / GM: The twin suns of Tatooine... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0710.html |
| Episode 711: Choose Your Own Adventure | Adam: Okay, I go melt down the robots. / GM: You don't see them in the garage. / Adam: Don't tell me they escaped? / C-3PO: [[popping up]] Half right. / Adam: Pete escaped? / C-3PO: He's a devious one. / Adam: Okay, he can't have gone far. I'll melt you down first. / C-3PO: What?! Why do you want... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0711.html |
| Episode 712: Fuzzy Dice | C-3PO: Do you still want to melt Artoo down? / Adam: Sure. Of course. / C-3PO: Well you'll need me to find him. I can detect his wireless signal. / Adam: I'll go outside and look. / Adam: Can I see him? / GM: Here, roll this d20. The higher the better. / Adam: Hang on, I think I've got a dice...... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0712.html |
| Episode 713: I For One Welcome Our Giant Shiny Gold Robot Overlords | [SFX]: roll / Adam: 3. Well I guess that's fail. / GM: You don't see any trace of R2. And it's dark out. / Adam: Damn. We'll have to track him down in the morning. / C-3PO: What skills do you have? They'll be on your sheet. / Adam: Um... Armoury, Climbing, Hunting, Piloting, Riding, Shooting, Stealth,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0713.html |
| Episode 714: Silicon Based Life Forms | Adam: Whew. Glad we didn't have to roleplay eight hours of sleep. / C-3PO: Duh. / Adam: And don't think this is your chance to escape either. / C-3PO: You know why you're not allowed out at night? The Sand People. / Adam: People made of sand? / Captain Antilles: [[dead]] I defeated a giant Sand... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0714.html |
| Episode 715: Valley of the Rolls | Adam: There he is! / R2-D2: Sod. / [[Adam grabs a gun]] / Adam: Right you two, up against the wall. / C-3PO: What? I've been helping you. / Adam: Sorry, I can't let you get away again. I'll make it quick. / R2-D2: You're going to kill us?! / C-3PO: Think fast, Pete! / R2-D2: Dude, this is a team... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0715.html |
| Episode 716: He's Hiding Behind the Bacon Tree | GM: You see a couple of banthas. / Adam: What's a bantha? / Captain Antilles: [[dead]] A spicy desert fruit. / GM: Large riding beasts. / C-3PO: It's Sand People, all right. / Adam: Hmm. Are we talking boss fight or random encounter here? / GM: As you're pondering that, one leaps up and? / Adam:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0716.html |
| Episode 717: At Least it's a Two-Handed Weapon | C-3PO: I karate chop the nearest Sand Person! / C-3PO: And roll... 1. / C-3PO: And fall over! / GM: Okay Corey, it's your turn. / Adam: I attack! / GM: You're currently wielding a pair of binoculars. / R2-D2: Maybe one of us should have made a hand-to-hand combat character. / Adam: Er... I duck! / GM:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0717.html |
| Episode 718: Rock Bot-tom | R2-D2: Hey Sally, Annie, Jim. Sorry we're a bit late. / GM: Hi Pete. Hi Corey, good to see you again. / Adam: Yeah, I want to know what happens next. / GM: The Sand People drag your unconscious body back to your hovercar. / R2-D2: I hide in the rocks. / C-3PO: I'm going to play dead. / GM: You're... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0718.html |
| Episode 719: Return of a Jedi | [SFX]: knock knock / GM: Excuse me, I'll just get the door. / Obi-Wan: I brought presents. / C-3PO: BEN!!! / Leia: Ben! / Captain Antilles: [[dead]] Hey dude. I was just thinking about you. / C-3PO: Where the hell have you been?! / Obi-Wan: Exploring. / Captain Antilles: [[dead]] Cool beard. / GM:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0719.html |
| Episode 720: Otherworldly Journey | C-3PO: You can't just walk in here after two years and sit down and start playing the game again! / Obi-Wan: Sally, calm down, there's a lot? / C-3PO: Where! The! Hell! Have! You! Been?! / Obi-Wan: I'm sorry I didn't call. I did email. / C-3PO: One email! "I'm fine, I'm travelling." That's it! / Obi-Wan:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0720.html |
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