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| Episode 661: Speech of Influence | Then the Chancellor?whose face was scarred by Jedi treachery? / Gave a speech that filled the Senate with applause; / For the clone troops from Kamino were now fighting for the free, / And Naboo would soon be sprung from Trade Fed claws. / There remained one tricky problem for the Chancellor to solve / To... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0661.html |
| Episode 662: Slaves of the Federation | With the Gungan in command the clone fleet headed for Naboo, / Which the Feds had dragged to orbit like a moon / 'Round a planet whose great gravity pulled tides all through and through, / 'Til the surface was with lava now all strewn. / But the Capital survived in a small region left untouched / By... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0662.html |
| Episode 663: Deploy Malevolence | Once en route, the three-eyed senator named Kharrus did commence / To address the vandals with diplomacy. / Although Binks lent aid as Kharrus tried to make the Feds see sense, / The odds of this he rated rather wee. / So, preparing for the worst, wise Gen'ral Binks secured the ship / While Kharrus... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0663.html |
| Episode 664: Downfall of a Diplomat | With a crashing crunch, the gunship met the surface of Naboo, / And then skidded, ploughing furrows in the ground. / As the ship fell still, brave Jar Jar bid the passengers and crew / To gather what survivors could be found. / Though he searched and rummaged tirelessly, while risking life and limb, / A... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0664.html |
| Episode 665: Pursuit of Theed | Although things looked rather bleak, Binks silenced murmurs of retreat, / Reaffirming their responsibility. / He set out, and led them onward through unseasonable heat / Caused by planetary instability. / Spotting Federation battle droids, Binks quickly turned about, / And then chose a route circuitous... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0665.html |
| Episode 666: The Disguiser | Queen Neeyutnee met with Jar Jar to discuss the pending clash, / Captain Typho standing staunchly by her side. / They had captured a command droid, but its attitude was brash, / All responses to their questions it denied. / But to Binks this was no obstacle?he vanished for two jots, / Then returned,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0666.html |
| Episode 667: Jar Jar Come Home | Jar Jar hit the road and travelled to the nearest Gungan ward, / In a bid to rally fighters to the cause. / Inspirational and heartfelt, his oration struck a chord; / It derived a loud, exuberant applause. / To the children of the city, Jar Jar swore a solemn vow, / To redeem their future, now and... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0667.html |
| Episode 668: Fishes of the Mist | One more ally Jar Jar sought before the final clash was set: / An aquatic beast, formidable and strong. / Jar Jar found her in the deep, and quickly summarised the threat: / "You and mesa, let us right this grievous wrong." / After much deliberation, an accord was reached, wherein / After beating... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0668.html |
| Episode 669: Lethal Crackdown | The intelligence the droid gave was that Gunray was now dead; / Now the fiendish Viceroy Findos did command. / From a mighty hidden battleship his droids were being led? / To the hangar Jar Jar snuck, then thought and planned. / When assault droids started firing, he evaded them with ease, / To... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0669.html |
| Episode 670: Stares on Both Sides | Jar Jar sought the Viceroy Findos in the hope that they could solve / This through peaceful means, with further bloodshed spared. / In a high-stakes confrontation the two tested their resolve; / Unblinking and unwavering they stared. / Jar Jar called for a surrender but his words were spent in vain; / Tame... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0670.html |
| Episode 671: Ghoti of Mortis | With a quaking of the ground burst forth the mighty Kwazel Maw, / Which reared above leviathanic'ly. / It descended like an avalanche and smote the droids full sore; / In a panic, craven Findos turned to flee. / But the troopers burst from cover and he knew his end was nigh, / Viceroy Findos they... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0671.html |
| Episode 672: This is Madness! | Opening Crawl: Episode IV - A NEW GENERATION. It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the PEACE MOON, an armored... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0672.html |
| Episode 673: Come On Bigger Ship | GM: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0673.html |
| Episode 674: Contact with the Enemy | GM: The clone troopers cut through the bulkhead. / [SFX]: Krzzzsshhh! / Captain Antilles: We cut a pit trap in front of the entry point. / Rebel Soldier: With what, Captain Antilles, sir? / Captain Antilles: My laser sword. / R2-D2: That was when you were playing Kyle Katarn. Remember why this character... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0674.html |
| Episode 675: Hit and Miss | GM: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0675.html |
| Episode 676: Cloaking Device | GM: As the smoke of battle clears, a towering dark figure in black armour and a black helmet strides in. / R2-D2: Whoa. Who the heck is this? / GM: His face is hidden by a gleaming black mask. His breathing echoes heavily through the corridor. / GM: He pauses to inspect the bodies of the Rebel soldiers... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0676.html |
| Episode 677: The Princess and the Pete | Leia: This masked fellow and his cronies are obviously after the plans. We can't take them to Alderaan; they'll be expecting that now. / R2-D2: Alderaan? How about escaping with our circuits intact first? / R2-D2: [[small]] And organs in your case. / Leia: I'll create a diversion. You and 3PO need... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0677.html |
| Episode 678: A Match Made in The Heavens | C-3PO: You heard Princess. Let's get out of here. / R2-D2: There's something I need to do first. / C-3PO: Can't you do it later? / R2-D2: Okay, let's fly our slow, defenceless escape pod past the star destroyer's guns first, and then I'll disable them. / C-3PO: I always knew your piloting skills... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0678.html |
| Episode 679: War of Words | GM: Captain Antilles, you're captured and dragged in front of the dark figure. / Clone Trooper Commander: The Peace Moon plans are not in the main computer. / Darth Vader: Where are those plans, Captain? Tell me or I'll kill you. / Captain Antilles: I'm not telling you, you slime bucket! / GM: He's... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0679.html |
| Episode 680: No Peaceful Intent | Captain Antilles: Speaking of shutting up, I'm not telling where those plans are. If we had them. / Captain Antilles: Oh, and if anyone set up that suicide ambush for you on Polis Massa, it wasn't anyone I'm aware of... Certainly not brave Bail Organa, may he rest in peace. / GM: The cloaked figure... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0680.html |
| Episode 681: Ring a Ring a Rosie | R2-D2: What are you doing, Jim?! You've gotten yourself killed again. / Leia: It was well roleplayed. / R2-D2: Yeah? He died. Again. That's four times in four sessions. / Captain Antilles: [[dead]] Actually, if you go back a couple of years and count Padm?, that makes five from five. / R2-D2: Oh,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0681.html |
| Episode 682: Disappearing Act | R2-D2: I've been in situations like this before. Threepio, follow me. We have a mission. / C-3PO: And leave the others behind? / R2-D2: Princess is trying to be a hero. And Jim... already succeeded. / C-3PO: Oh yeah. / C-3PO: Jim, what new character are you going to be next? / Captain Antilles:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0682.html |
| Episode 683: Oh, Shoot! | C-3PO: If we get shot down, I'm going to kill you. / Lieutenant Hija: There goes another one. / Gunnery Captain Bolvan: Shoot it! Shoot it! / Lieutenant Hija: But it has no life forms, sir. / Gunnery Captain Bolvan: Oh right... because there's no such things as sentient metallic beings with no life... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0683.html |
| Episode 684: There's a Fine Line Between Pleasure and Paint | C-3PO: That's funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here. / R2-D2: We don't want to smash up this fancy miniature. / GM: It took me four weeks to finish painting this and you're abandoning it already! / R2-D2: I can't wait to see what you've prepared for my dreadnought. / GM: Oh, I'm sure... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0684.html |
| Episode 685: I Axed You a Question | GM: Princess, you're marched into the presence of the black-armoured figure. / Leia: Aren't you a little tall to be a clone trooper? / Darth Vader: And you are too young to be a Senator. Hmmm. / Leia: Old enough to kick your shiny plastic arse. / Darth Vader: You shall address me as Lord Vader. / Leia:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0685.html |
| Episode 686: Employee of the Month | Daine Jir: Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate. / Darth Vader: Word will not get out. Will it, Commander? / Daine Jir: It won't? / Darth Vader: Everyone concerned will meet with an unfortunate accident. / Daine Jir: Oh no.... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0686.html |
| Episode 687: Give That Man a Raise Dead | Nahdonnis Praji: Lord Vader, the Peace Moon plans are not aboard this ship! And no transmissions were made. / Nahdonnis Praji: An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting, but no life forms were aboard. / [[beat]] / Darth Vader: Go on. / Nahdonnis Praji: Um... / Darth Vader: So the plans might... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0687.html |
| Episode 688: Desert, I Land | R2-D2: Sand. Why did it have to be... sand? / C-3PO: There's a settlement this way. / R2-D2: Yeah but my tracker says my dreadnought is that way. / C-3PO: It's been here for 19 years. Do you really think it'll be in working order? / R2-D2: Head that way if you like. I'll pick you up before you even... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0688.html |
| Episode 689: Bakes on a Plain | GM: Er, okay. 3PO... um... You walk through the desert for a few hours. Make a Navigation roll. / C-3PO: 5. / GM: You suspect you're lost. Your circuits are heating up in the burning sun. / C-3PO: Oh dear. / GM: Suddenly you see a large vehicle on the horizon, glinting in the sunset. / C-3PO: I'm... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0689.html |
| Episode 690: Walking Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death | R2-D2: Hum-de-hum. Here I go, off by myself. / [SFX]: < bidoop ting bop bebing > / R2-D2: Jim, how about you roll up a sidekick droid for me? There's an opening vacant. Also, droids are superior beings. / R2-D2: And don't die all the time. / Captain Antilles: [[dead]] Hey, death and disaster is dramatic.... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0690.html |
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