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| Episode 631: Eyjafjallaj?kull | [SFX]: THUNK! / [SFX]: roll roll roll... / [SFX]: roll roll... / Die: TWO / Anakin: Uh oh. / Obi-Wan: In response, I? / [SFX]: crackle crackle / Obi-Wan: Sweet mother, what is happening to that die?!?! / [SFX]: Fwoosh! / GM: Er... Obi-Wan, you disarm Anakin. / [SFX]: crackle spark / Obi-Wan:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0631.html |
| Episode 632: How did the Hipster Munchkin Burn his Hand? | R2-D2: That was more exquisite than even I could have imagined. / Yoda: Even though Ben won? / GM: Okay, back inside! You can collect the remains of the die later, when it's cooled down. / GM: Right, Anakin is lying helpless on the lava bank. / Obi-Wan: What have I done? / Yoda: You did the right... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0632.html |
| Episode 633: How Will This End? | GM: The lava sets Anakin on fire. / [SFX]: Fwooosh! / Obi-Wan: Ugh. I take his laser sword and head back to the landing platform. / Padm?: Looting the body. Good move. / R2-D2: What are you doing? / Obi-Wan: What Anakin wanted. / R2-D2: You can't leave him to die! / Obi-Wan: He was a threat to... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0633.html |
| Episode 634: Don't Read Too Much Into It | Obi-Wan: Hi everyone. / R2-D2: Hi Ben, Sally. / Yoda: Pete! I brought you a book this time! / R2-D2: You did? You didn't... / Yoda: While I read The Prince, you can read The Little Prince! / Padm?: Hah ha ha! / R2-D2: What? / Padm?: Oh, nothing. / Yoda: It's cool, it teaches you all about how... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0634.html |
| Episode 635: Post-Scarcity Economy | GM: Speaking of being nice to people: Obi-Wan, you've abandoned Anakin to his fate and have returned to the landing platform. / Obi-Wan: I couldn't deny Anakin's dying wish. / Anakin: Ben, I'm so pleased you noticed my progression along the path to the Dark Side. / Obi-Wan: Well, of course. You set... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0635.html |
| Episode 636: A Shocking Development | Obi-Wan: I check to see how Padm? is. / GM: She needs medical attention. / R2-D2: I have a defibrillator. / GM: Really? Let me see... / R2-D2: I mean, a shock probe. / [[the ship takes off form the landing platform]] / [[the ship flies away from Naboo]] / [SFX]: kzzzt / Obi-Wan: I thought you... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0636.html |
| Episode 637: Is There a Doctor on the Asteroid? | Bail Organa: Yo, Yoda, great job you Jedi did sticking it to the Man. / Yoda: It's not my fault! Everyone wanted to fight! / R2-D2: Hey, have you read Doctor Dolittle? He was pretty awesome; he could talk to animals and? / Yoda: Catch up, Pete. I don't want to be a vet any more. Vets get bitten all... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0637.html |
| Episode 638: Two for the Price of One | Obi-Wan: How is she? And the baby? / GH-7 Medical Analysis Unit: Are you the husband? / Obi-Wan: No! / Maneeli Tuun: [[examining Padm? in background]] Pass me a McPherson speculum, stat! / GH-7 Medical Analysis Unit: My god! Out of wedlock! / Obi-Wan: No, no, it's not like that... / GH-7 Medical... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0638.html |
| Episode 639: Like a Surgeon | EW-3 Midwife Droid: Don't worry, I've downloaded a human anatomy chart. It's an older chart, but it checks out. / Padm?: Hrrrgh! / EW-3 Midwife Droid: Oh, my shaking hands... must... concentrate! / Padm?: Gnnngh! / EW-3 Midwife Droid: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit XL oil. / Padm?: Owww! / EW-3... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0639.html |
| Episode 640: Dying to Tell You | EW-3 Midwife Droid: [[to Obi-Wan]] I'm sorry, I tried literally everything. She's fading fast. / EW-3 Midwife Droid: On the bright side, congratulations! You're a father! / Obi-Wan: Um... / EW-3 Midwife Droid: [[to Padm?]] Name your child, quickly, before you die! / Padm?: Uh... Luke? / EW-3 Midwife... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0640.html |
| Episode 641: On Cue | [[Yoda, Obi-Wan, and Bail Organa silently contemplate the death of Padm?]] / [[beat]] / Bail Organa: So... anyone wanna shoot some space pool? http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0641.html |
| Episode 642: Gotta Keep 'Em Separated | Bail Organa: Word on the street is Naboo's been liberated. / Obi-Wan: It has? / Bail Organa: General Binks led the assault, nixed the Feds, and moved the planet back to its original orbit. / Yoda: Makes sense, it does. Jar Jar is the only one who hasn't been acting like a fool. / Bail Organa: Governor... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0642.html |
| Episode 643: Hermit Agog | Yoda: The Jedi's fault all of this is. Heed the Prophecy we should have. / Yoda: I'm going to go into exile and meditate on the failures of the Jedi until I come up with an answer. / Obi-Wan: We need to rebuild the Jedi and restore order to the Republic. / Yoda: Come on. Let's be hermits together! / Obi-Wan:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0643.html |
| Episode 644: He's not the Messiah, He's a Dreadnoughty Boy | Obi-Wan: I'll take the boy to Tatooine. He has family there, and more remote than Padm?'s on Naboo. / GM: You have no way to get there. Your fighter was destroyed by clone troopers hunting down Jedi. / R2-D2: I have a ship. Oh yeah. Space. Dreadnought. I've been working on it but? / Obi-Wan: Good.... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0644.html |
| Episode 645: Organa Cleansing Spray, Now With Enzymes for a Whiter Finish! | Bail Organa: Captain Antilles? / Captain Antilles: Yes, sir? / Bail Organa: I woke up this morning, you know... and the sun was shining, and it was nice, and all that type of stuff. / Captain Antilles: Sir? / Bail Organa: Now the Jedi are gone, the Republic's in a mess... It's tearing me apart! / Captain... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0645.html |
| Episode 646: Death Becomes Her | [[Padm?'s funeral on Naboo]] / Sio Bibble: Such a nice girl that Padm? was. Though I got the feeling she never liked me for some reason. / Padm?: [[dead]] You traitorous wretch! Selling out to the Federation just to save your own sorry butt! / Sio Bibble: I was doing what was necessary to save? / Sio... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0646.html |
| Episode 647: The Young Man and the Lava | [[Padm?'s funeral on Naboo]] / GM: Right, with Padm?'s funeral done, can you guys leave the room for a bit? We have a small private scene to conclude. / [[The lava bank]] / GM: Okay Annie, it's a few days later on the other side of Naboo. The lava is still cooling down and Anakin is clutching grimly... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0647.html |
| Episode 648: Half the Man He Used to Be | Anakin: Padm?... Padm?... / [[beat]] / [[beat]] / Anakin: Chancellor Palpatine... hear me... / [[Palpatine, on Coruscant, hears Anakin; they communicate via the Force]] / Palpatine: Anakin? / Anakin: Help me, Chancellor Palpatine, you're my only hope... / Palpatine: Of... of course. / [[Palpatine's... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0648.html |
| Episode 649: Stretchering a Friendship | Palpatine: I'm glad I found you, Anakin. / Anakin: You're glad? / Palpatine: Don't worry, we now have access to the Trade Federation's technology; we can save you. / Anakin: I knew you would never abandon me. / Palpatine: In these troubled times, I need a loyal friend who can stand by my side; with... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0649.html |
| Episode 650: A New Man | Anakin: No... no... not a cyborg! Anything but a cyborg! / Anakin: Don't turn me into a cyborg! / Anakin: I'd rather die. / Palpatine: Trust me; everything will be all right. / Anakin: Please... / Palpatine: So much destruction and suffering has been wrought by your hand; now you complain about... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0650.html |
| Episode 651: Do Not Want | Palpatine: Rise... / Darth Vader: What... What have you done to me? / Palpatine: I need a strong figurehead to control the military; you shall have the power you crave. Do not deny it; I have sensed it building in you. / Palpatine: The midi-chlorians have supported your shattered body; they will help... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0651.html |
| Episode 652: Tomorrow Never Dies | Palpatine: Captain T?rkin, this is Darth Vader. I have appointed him Supreme Commander of the Republic Military. / T?rkin: Ah am, 'ow you say, plizzed to meet you. / Darth Vader: How goes the Peace Moon construction? / T?rkin: Zese cyborgs and droids, zey are useless! Ah need clones instead. From... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0652.html |
| Episode 653: Star Child | GM: Okay everyone, we're done here, come back from the kitchen. / R2-D2: ?and I really had to brush up on my soldering skills. / Yoda: Cool! Can you teach me? / Obi-Wan: [[aside]] Right... I know what I have to do. / GM: Ahem. Bail Organa heads back to his home planet of Alderaan. / Bail Organa:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0653.html |
| Episode 654: His Royal Majesty, Emperor of Realms Across the Mangroves, Grand Moff of the Upper Scum, ... | Yoda: I'm going to my own planet with nobody else to muck it up and I'm going to be the King! / Yoda: It'll be a great big swamp with lots of creepy crawlies so nobody else comes to annoy me! / Yoda: A whole planet all to myself!! / [[beat]] / [[beat]] / [[beat]] / Yoda: Bored now. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0654.html |
| Episode 655: Red Sky in the Morning, Moisture Farmers' Warning | Obi-Wan: Wow, some landing. / Obi-Wan: Owen and Beru Lars. This looks like the place. / [[beat]] / Obi-Wan: Padm? and Anakin's son. Can you take care of him? / Beru Lars: It would fill our hearts with gladness. / Beru Lars: We'll keep him safe. He will never fear danger. / Obi-Wan: Thank you. / Beru... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0655.html |
| Episode 656: Raising Hope | Beru Lars: Do you have anywhere to stay? / Obi-Wan: I'll be fine, thanks. / [[beat]] / Obi-Wan: I wander off into the desert. / GM: Okay, I think we're done. Good session, everyone. / [[beat; Beru and Owen watch the binary sunrise]] / Obi-Wan: I have a good feeling about this. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0656.html |
| Episode 657: Delusions of GameMaster | [[A page showing the GM's handwritten notes]] / Heading: REVENGE (crossed out} REVELATION OF THE SITH {note: ironic! {crossed out} nobody withh get that} / Paragraph: After the PCs allowed Count Dook? to escape from Geonosis at the end of the last adventure, he realised that bringing the truth about... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0657.html |
| Episode 658: Shaak Weak | General Grievous: Ah, Obi-Wan and Anakin. I present... your wife! / Obi-Wan: What? Whose wife? / General Grievous: Both of you! I wedded you in a pleasant aquatic ceremony not five minutes ago. / Anakin: But... I'm already married. / General Grievous: Oh? Consider this a divorce then! / [[Grievous... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0658.html |
| Episode 659: I Hope You Like Lava | General Grievous: Hello, ladies. / General Grievous: Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. / General Grievous: Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using his meatbag organs and underwent cyborg conversion, he could look like he's me. / General Grievous: Look down,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0659.html |
| Episode 660: Senate Murmurs | Sally: Before we start tonight, can I read a poem? / GM: A poem? / Sally: I wrote it for an English assignment. It's about our campaign! / GM: Uh, sure... / Sally: Ahem... / There was movement in the Senate, for the word had passed around / That the Federation led by Nute Gunray, / Had invaded... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0660.html |
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