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| Episode 601: Rogue-Like | Padm?: Come on 3PO, we need to go warn Anakin about Obi-Wan. / R2-D2: So... you're not actually going to help Obi-Wan bring him in? / Padm?: No, I was just roleplaying me roleplaying that I was on Obi-Wan's side. / R2-D2: Ah. I see! I totally did not get that before you explained that just now. / Padm?:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0601.html |
| Episode 602: A Robe By Any Other Name | Palpatine: Ah, Anakin; I've been trying to reach you for several minutes. / Palpatine: Is Gunray? / Anakin: Dead? Yes. / Palpatine: And the rest of the Separatist lead? / Anakin: Dead. All of them. / Palpatine: I have addressed the Senate; I have the authority to use the clone army for whatever... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0602.html |
| Episode 603: If You Wanna Be My Lava | GM: Padm?, you arrive at Naboo. It's been turned into a volcanic wasteland. / Padm?: Cool! / GM: It's your home planet. Billions of people have died at the hands of the Trade Federation. / Padm?: Can I cast Mass Resurrection? / GM: Um... Are you being sarcastic? / Padm?: Actually, yes. / Padm?:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0603.html |
| Episode 604: Love is a Battlefield | Padm?: Anakin! Here you are! Okay, let me get into character... / Padm?: I am soooo? / Anakin: I know. I love you too. / Padm?: ?soooo angry at you! / Anakin: Uh... You are? / Padm?: You started this huge war between the good guys and the rest of the Galaxy, and I didn't even get to fight in it! / Anakin:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0604.html |
| Episode 605: I Believe in Yesterday | Padm?: Anakin, we need to talk. / Anakin: Can it wait? I'm kind of busy here. / Padm?: There's a shadow hanging over you. / Anakin: I... I'm just tired. / Padm?: Soon we will rule the Galaxy together, but first there's something you need to face. / Anakin: I've faced Dook? and Gunray; I can meet... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0605.html |
| Episode 606: Slaughter is the Best Medicine | Padm?: You still don't see. / Anakin: What? / Padm?: Deep down, you know. The Balance of the Force. / Anakin: Good and evil? My actions have always been justified. The Jedi trainees, that bounty hunter,
/ Count Dook?... I don't see? / Padm?: Search your feelings, my love. Tell me what you know to... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0606.html |
| Episode 607: Killing Me Softly | Obi-Wan: Anakin! Release her! / Anakin: She's a liar! I would never harm anyone I love! / Obi-Wan: You're killing your own wife! / [[lets her go, Padme collapses]] / [[beat]] / Anakin: What have I become? / Padm?: Anakin... do not cry... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0607.html |
| Episode 608: Ashes to Ashes, Trust to Trust | Padm?: That was my best death ever! / Anakin: It was amazing. / Anakin: I've never felt so comfortable letting myself go in character before. I never found anyone I could trust. / Padm?: Trust me. / R2-D2: Oh, puke. You can't have a deep and meaningful while you're lying on the ground with a crushed... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0608.html |
| Episode 609: In the Balance | R2-D2: Right, I'm off to the Peace Moon. There's no way I'm missing the first test firing. See you chumps later. / [SFX]: < doop ting bebedooby-bing boodoot bop whroooop bzzt bop squee dip > / [[beat]] / Obi-Wan: Anakin, you've destroyed and divided the Jedi Order. All to satisfy your own lust for... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0609.html |
| Episode 610: Duel Purpose | Obi-Wan: I'm sorry, Anakin. You're under arrest. / [SFX]: Whooom [[Obi-Wan turns on his sword]] / Anakin: Old friend... I was hoping I wouldn't have to hurt you too. / [SFX]: Whooom [[Anakin leaps at Obi-Wan]] / [SFX]: leap... / [SFX]: Whooom! [[they fight]] / Obi-Wan: Oh dear. / [SFX]: Kzrkzrkk! / [SFX]:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0610.html |
| Episode 611: Spice Weasel | Yoda: I'm still Good! I'm going after Palpatine! / Guard: Uh... stop right there, Jedi. Please? / Yoda: I slam them against the wall. Bam! / [SFX]: Bam! / [SFX]: Bam! / Palpatine: Master Yoda. Just another assassin? Or the ringleader? / Yoda: Ordered the clones to kill all the Jedi, you did. / Palpatine:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0611.html |
| Episode 612: Hell to Pay | [[Anakin and Obi-Wan are fighting]] / Anakin: I never thought it would come to this. / Obi-Wan: You could have stepped off this path at any point. / [SFX]: Whooom! / Anakin: If... If you surrender now, I'll spare you. / [SFX]: Whooom! / Obi-Wan: I sense much fear in you. / [SFX]: Whooom! / Anakin:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0612.html |
| Episode 613: Yin and Yang | Yoda: Hmm. Got angry I did. Calm down, I must. Avoid passion, I must. / Palpatine: It really is quite irritating that the Jedi were unwilling to defend Naboo in its time of need; I suppose that's what treachery does. / Yoda: Release this anger, I do. In your general direction! / [SFX]: Shove! / [SFX]:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0613.html |
| Episode 614: Mothering Fights | Obi-Wan: You never learnt to master your anger. / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Whooom! / Anakin: And why should I? / Obi-Wan: Unchecked emotion clouds your judgement. How can you hope to make the right decisions if you don't control your feelings? / Anakin: Without feelings is one really alive? My mother... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0614.html |
| Episode 615: Calmer Chameleon | [[Yoda and Palpatine rise into the Senate chamber on the Chancellor's podium as they fight]] / Yoda: Raaarrrr!! / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Whooom! / Palpatine: Yes, yes... give in to your passion. / Yoda: Wait... You're trying to trick me again! Calm down, I must! / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Whooom! / Yoda:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0615.html |
| Episode 616: Envy-ronmental Hazard | Obi-Wan: This whole tragedy was preventable. All of it. / Obi-Wan: If only you had mastered your passion, you could have been a respected Jedi Master. / Anakin: What, like you? / Obi-Wan: Padm? is respected and loved by the people. You'll never know what that feels like. / Anakin: I will be loved!... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0616.html |
| Episode 617: A Brief Fling with Power | Palpatine: Extreme Force Arm-Wrestling? / Yoda: It's like Force Arm-Wrestling. / Yoda: Only you drop the things on one another! / [SFX]: wmmm... / Palpatine: I see; like this? [[throws a Senate box at Yoda]] / [SFX]: Whooosh... / [SFX]: Krunch!! / Yoda: Wait, I wasn't ready! / Palpatine: Surely... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0617.html |
| Episode 618: Paved with Good Intentions | [[Anakin and Obi-Wan fight and move outside on to gantries over the lava]] / Anakin: So what if I was jealous? / Anakin: I was abandoned by my mother! / [SFX]: Kzrkzrkk! / [SFX]: Kzrkzrkk! / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Whooom! / Anakin: I swore I would never abandon someone the same way. / [SFX]:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0618.html |
| Episode 619: A Treacherous Rule | Yoda: I throw the Senate box back at Palpatine! One point to me. That means I win! / [SFX]: Whooosh... / GM: Palpatine leaps aside just in time. / [SFX]: leap / Palpatine: I don't see why I should play by the rules of a traitor. / [SFX]: wmmm... / Palpatine: My job is to look after the people of... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0619.html |
| Episode 620: Step 3: Profit! | Anakin: Don't you mock me. Caring for someone made me strong. / Obi-Wan: Au contraire. / [SFX]: wmmm... / [[flashback to Anakin fighting Count Dook?]] / Count Dook?: Your feelings for Senator Amidala 'ave made you weak. / Anakin: Don't you threaten her! / [[end flashback]] / [SFX]: Krack! [[the... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0620.html |
| Episode 621: Fallibuster | [[Palpatine is trying to Force Drain Yoda]] /
/ [SFX]: Kzzrkzzzkk! / Yoda: Uh uh... not angry. See? / Palpatine: Anakin warned me about the Jedi Council's grab for power. / Yoda: Anakin warned us about you! / [SFX]: Kzzrkzz... / [[Yoda repels the Force Drain, causing an explosive effect, pushing... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0621.html |
| Episode 622: It's Not the Heat, It's the Humility | Obi-Wan: You've failed, Anakin. / Obi-Wan: Even if you kill me, Yoda will reveal your treachery. / Anakin: And who cares what an outlawed Jedi traitor says? / [SFX] Whooom! / [[The tower they are on floats towards a lava-fall]] / [SFX]: Rooar! / Obi-Wan: You claim to care about people, but you've... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0622.html |
| Episode 623: A Series of Tubes | Palpatine: [[off screen]] ?had been concerned about my role in the Senate? / [[Yoda falls to the Senate floor]] / [SFX]: fall... / [SFX]: Wham! / [SFX]: Roll! / Palpatine: [[off screen]] ?the Jedi Council already had a regular pre-booked fortnightly meeting in which to voice? [[voice fading out]] / Yoda:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0623.html |
| Episode 624: The Pledge Algorithm | Obi-Wan: You've followed the full path, don't you see? / Obi-Wan: Do you remember? Humility leads to injustice! / [[flashback to Anakin facing the defeated Count Dook?]] / Anakin: Tell me now or I'll kill you! / Palpatine: No, Anakin; he must be brought to justice and tried for his crimes. / Anakin:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0624.html |
| Episode 625: I'm Not Angry, Just Disappointed | R2-D2: Wow, Ben. For someone who hates long, pointless flashbacks, you did a great job of hiding it. / Obi-Wan: Anakin, you've descended to the ultimate corruption. / Padm?: On the bright side, the only way to go from here is up. / Anakin: Yeah, so what? Deal with it. / Obi-Wan: That's precisely... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0625.html |
| Episode 626: The Revelation | Anakin: Obi-Wan, I want to thank you. / Obi-Wan: That's... unexpected. What do you mean? / Anakin: I've worked so hard to hide my true nature that I hid it from myself. You've helped me to see what I really am. / Anakin: Like this lava. / Anakin: It was here all along, but the shields had held it... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0626.html |
| Episode 627: The Family that Slays Together, Stays Together | Padm?: Oh cool. This is awesome. Sith Lady and Sith Lord ruling the Galaxy together! / R2-D2: And Sith Droid. / Obi-Wan: You're deluded, Anakin! / [SFX]: Whooom! / Obi-Wan: Your ambition has blinded you to your corruption. Any rule of terror you begin will be destined to fail. / Yoda: Go Obi-Wan!... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0627.html |
| Episode 628: On A Roll | Obi-Wan: It's over Anakin. I have the high ground. And a readied action. / Anakin: So? / R2-D2: An elevated defensive position gives him +4 on attacks of opportunity if you jump near him. With his Force Attunement, there's no way you can avoid him hitting you. / R2-D2: Wait, was that a pun? / Padm?:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0628.html |
| Episode 629: Goggle+ | R2-D2: All right, clear the table. When you roll this die, make sure it lands on this steel tray. / GM: Are you serious? / Padm?: At last! I saw Pete's blueprints for this. This is going to be awesome! / Yoda: So that's what's in that case you bring to every game? / GM: You're not rolling that...... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0629.html |
| Episode 630: Live and Let Die | R2-D2: Look, I cajole dice, I beg them, I even punish them. But never in my life have I manipulated them. / R2-D2: You know me; I always play by the rules. / [[beat]] / Obi-Wan: You have a point. Technically. / R2-D2: Here Sally, you take the video camera. I'm too excited to hold it steady. / Yoda:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0630.html |
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