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| Episode 571: Massacre of Innocence | [[Anakin enters the Jedi Council chamber, where some younglings are hiding from the clone troopers]] / Youngling: Master Anakin, there are too many of them. What are we going to do? / [SFX]: Whooom! [[Anakin draws his laser sword]] / Padm?: Wait a minute! What are you doing? / Anakin: I can't hear... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0571.html |
| Episode 572: Total Eclipse of the Heart | Padm?: PCs can't be evil! / Anakin: Anakin is somewhat mentally corrupted and preoccupied with his plans to the exclusion of others. I'm just playing? / Padm?: This is just like the monster game you ran! Only exactly the other way around! / Anakin: What? / Padm?: We thought they were evil monsters,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0572.html |
| Episode 573: What's Wrong With Your Face? | Anakin: That's the second time you've yelled that. It's... just... embarrassing. / R2-D2: [[aside]] He's yelled much stranger things than that. / Padm?: It's all this acting you're always doing! I still don't know what I did that was so wrong at the restaurant! / Anakin: You got up and yelled in the... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0573.html |
| Episode 574: Cast Away | GM: Okay, Jim and Annie could be talking in the kitchen for a while. Let's pick up Yoda again. / Obi-Wan: Agreed. / Yoda: I'm going to save my friends. And my stupid brother. / Yoda: Everyone, Palpatine is a bad guy! Change sides! Wookiees, you join the droids now and fight the clones! / GM: That's... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0574.html |
| Episode 575: The Man Who Shot Valiant Liberty | Obi-Wan: I sneak past the troopers and get to a fighter. / GM: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0575.html |
| Episode 576: Not in the Naughty Corner | GM: Ah, Jim, Annie, you're back. / [[Anakin and Padm? are hugging and kissing at the landing platform near her apartment]] / R2-D2: So, you're okay with Annie playing an evil character now? / Padm?: Yeah, we decided it was lawful evil, not chaotic. / R2-D2: Okay, now we've decided to be evil, we... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0576.html |
| Episode 577: Is This the Right Room for an Argument? | Padm?: So Zsa Zsa wasn't a Nazi either? Seriously? / GM: Can we get back to the game, please? / Anakin: Sure. We just need to settle how we're playing Anakin and Padm? from now on. / Padm?: Hang on... I've got this idea. It's a bit complicated... How can I explain this? / Padm?: We can argue when... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0577.html |
| Episode 578: Children of the Scorn | Anakin: Padm?, calm down. / Padm?: Why did you kill those children?! / Anakin: Why? Each one would have grown up with a heart full of vengeance. / Anakin: Each one with the power to control the minds of the weak-willed. / Anakin: They were children on the face of it, but demons inside. / R2-D2:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0578.html |
| Episode 579: The Good Scissors | Padm?: For the record, my good character kind of sees your point about bringing peace to the Galaxy by killing kids or whatever. / Padm?: But being good, I have to be a bit shocked by it. / Padm?: But... I still love you... Anakin, and we have to stay true to that. / Anakin: You can be the silk to... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0579.html |
| Episode 580: P4wned | Anakin: The Trade Federation were attacking Naboo. I'll track down Gunray there. / Padm?: Are you sure? I can come too. / Anakin: Trust me. / [[beat, shot of Anakin walking away]] / Anakin: And on that note... sorry guys, I'm going to have to leave early tonight. I have some apologies to make to... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0580.html |
| Episode 581: I'm Not a Real Doctor, But I Am an Obi-Wan | [[Obi-Wan's fighter docking with the Tantive IV, Bail Organa's diplomatic ship]] / [[interior of Tantive IV]] / Obi-Wan: The clone army has turned against us. / Bail Organa: Easy come, easy go. / Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, we should investigate the Jedi Temple. / Yoda: Yuk! Dead bodies. Also, obviously... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0581.html |
| Episode 582: One of Thy Members Should Perish | GM: It's about time to finish this session. But before we go, as you're approaching Coruscant... / Jeremoch Colton: We're receiving an interesting broadcast. / Obi-Wan: Put it on screen. / Mas Amedda: ... if you see a Jedi, do not approach them. Stay calm, and call the nearest Republic troops. If... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0582.html |
| Episode 583: A Sorry Affairs of State | R2-D2: Hey everyone. Annie not here yet? / Padm?: She should be here soon. / R2-D2: Sally, I brought you a present. Here. / Yoda: A book? The Prince? / R2-D2: It's a classic treatise on how to be an effective politician. It'll be great for your career. / Yoda: I don't want to be a politician any... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0583.html |
| Episode 584: What An Incredible Smelt You've Discovered! | GM: Anakin, you arrive at the correct position, except... no Naboo. / Anakin: What do you mean? Where is it? / R2-D2: Scanning... / [SFX]: < boppy bop > / GM: It's now in orbit around a nearby gas giant. The tides are causing increased volcanic activity. / Padm?: Cool! / Anakin: What? How? / GM:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0584.html |
| Episode 585: Rearguard Action Man | Anakin: They've devastated Padm?'s planet. They will pay dearly for this. / R2-D2: So we're going to go into the Trade Federation HQ and kick some butt, right? A huge fight scene? I'm ready. / Anakin: What weapons do you have? / R2-D2: A shock probe. d4 damage, baby! That's the pointiest of all the... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0585.html |
| Episode 586: The Von Trap... | [[Obi-Wan and Yoda are fighting clone troopers near the Jedi Temple]] / [SFX]: Whooom! / Obi-Wan: ... there may have been a deployment configuration... / Obi-Wan: ... involving clones concealing themselves within the Jedi Temple... / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Pow! / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Whooom! / Obi-Wan:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0586.html |
| Episode 587: Survival of the Fittest | Palpatine: [[addressing the Senate]] So, um... it's been a busy day. / Palpatine: Let me start from the beginning. / [[flashback]] / Palpatine: "Jedi Master Mace Windu entered my office flanked by three, well, I hesitate to call them thugs, but we shall see how history judges them." / Mace Windu:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0587.html |
| Episode 588: ... Family Zinger | GM: Obi-Wan, Yoda, you're in the Jedi Temple. There are bodies everywhere. / R2-D2: You're interrupting your own NPC monologue? Wow. / GM: Only because it's a cliffhanger. / R2-D2: Anakin was there! We know Palpatine wins! It already happened! / Obi-Wan: Speaking of stuff that's already happened...... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0588.html |
| Episode 589: Patriot Fears | Palpatine: [[narrating flashback]] "Fortunately I remembered enough of my Jedi training to defeat three of the usurpers." / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Whooom! / Palpatine: [[narrating]] "But Master Windu was too strong; he was babbling about how the Sith would take control of the Republic." / Mace Windu:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0589.html |
| Episode 590: The Tides of War | Palpatine: [[addressing Senate]] I have spoken to Gunray. / [[flashback]] / Palpatine: Your agent Master Windu has betrayed your motives, Viceroy; your Sith infiltration has been dealt with; your cause is lost. Let us discuss the terms of your surrender. / Nute Gunray: I plefer to test your hypothesis... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0590.html |
| Episode 591: The Finest Hour | Palpatine: Invading a planet is a crime against the Republic; do not think for a second that you will get away with this. / Nute Gunray: There is nothing that can stop me. / Palpatine: Hell in a spaceship is on its way to your doorstep. / Nute Gunray: Oh rearry? / Palpatine: As we speak. / Nute... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0591.html |
| Episode 592: The Xanatos Gambit | Nute Gunray: Ah, Anakin. Your plesence is not unexpected. Do you rike what I have done with Naboo? / Anakin: Nute Gunray. Only you could be so bold. / Nute Gunray: It is your move. / Anakin: This isn't a game any more. It's over. / Nute Gunray: How long you are. It is a game. Your move is forced,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0592.html |
| Episode 593: Fed Up | [[Anakin slaughters people in the Trade Federation HQ on Naboo]] / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Slice! / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Krzzzzt! / Trade Federation Flunky: Nooo- / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Slice! / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Whooom! / R2-D2:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0593.html |
| Episode 594: The Sith Amendment | [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Slice! [[Anakin kills the last of Nute Gunray's flunkies]] / Nute Gunray: So, I go to my death. You may kill me, but you will not have the satisfaction of knowing that your pran has fooled evelyone. / Anakin: What do you mean? / Nute Gunray: There is no such thing as the Sith.... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0594.html |
| Episode 595: Meltdown | Nute Gunray: You can't win, Anakin. If you stlike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibry imagine. / Anakin: I don't care how much you know. You have no hold over me. / Nute Gunray: Oh rearry? What about your pletty wife, then? Senator Amidara? / Anakin: What do you mean? / Nute... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0595.html |
| Episode 596: A Loot Point | Obi-Wan: ?always complaining about me being a doctor, how come you want to be a vet? / Yoda: Because I actually want to be a vet! Not just because Dad say so! I've always wanted to be a vet! / Obi-Wan: You? / GM: Can you two sort this out at home? / Obi-Wan: Sorry. Um... I keep looking for survivors. / GM:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0596.html |
| Episode 597: A Holo Victory | Obi-Wan: Someone must have installed spy cameras in the Temple. Who? / Yoda: An enemy, it is. Duh. Either Gunray or the Sith. Or you! / Obi-Wan: Don't be ridiculous. / Yoda: Anakin warned me about you! / [[hologram showing Anakin slaughtering Jedi]] / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0597.html |
| Episode 598: Irreconcilable Differences | Obi-Wan: We need to arrest Anakin. / Yoda: Palpatine ordered the clones to kill all the Jedi! I'm going to go after him! / Obi-Wan: Anakin is the bigger threat. / Yoda: Nuh uh! Palpatine killed a bunch of Jedi too. And he's the baddie in charge! The politician! He needs to be stopped! Do it together,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0598.html |
| Episode 599: Shocked. Shocked, I Say | Padm?: Obi-Wan! It is a pleasure to see you. / Obi-Wan: I'm concerned about Anakin. I've found out that he slaughtered hundreds of Jedi, including children. / Padm?: Oh! I was completely and totally unaware of any of this. Also, that is terrible. / Obi-Wan: Um. We need to confront him. He must be... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0599.html |
| Episode 600: We Shadows Have Offended | Anakin: [[looking out on the volcanic wasteland of Naboo]] Hello, world. / Anakin: I see your soul, your crust rent away; this is how it goes with worlds and souls. Is this reality, or another dream? / Anakin: The shadowy figure of my fevered visions feels closer to me now... a cowled face... / Anakin:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0600.html |
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