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| Episode 511: The Lady Doth Protest, A Bit | Anakin: I'm worried about the Senate's attitude to the Jedi Council. / Padm?: Ah, you'll be happy to know I'm making progress there. / Anakin: You are? / Padm?: Yeah, I'm leading a group of Senators in forming a protest group. / Padm?: We're concerned about the blatant lack of response to the Naboo... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0511.html |
| Episode 512: Charity Begins at Home | [[Anakin arrives at a large concert hall]] / Anakin: Out of my way! Jedi Council Member coming through! / [[Anakin enter's Palpatine's box]] / Palpatine: Anakin; what are you doing here? / Anakin: Excuse me, Chancellor. / [SFX]: [[performers singing]] Only you have the power within you... / Palpatine:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0512.html |
| Episode 513: Mace Windu and the Chamber of Secrets | [SFX]: [[performers singing]] We are the Galaxy, We are the Gungans! / Palpatine: How did your first day on the Jedi Council go? / Anakin: Guards, leave us. / Guard: Sir? / Palpatine: Do as he says. / Anakin: They got me to do menial tasks. I need more authority. / [SFX]: [[performers singing]]... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0513.html |
| Episode 514: Hide and Sneak | Anakin: You know, Obi-Wan is still suspicious about the Peace Moon. / [[beat]] / Palpatine: Suspicious about what, exactly? / Anakin: I've arranged to get Obi-Wan out of the way for a while. I let him know that you contacted General Grievous, and he's going to Utapau to arrest him. / Palpatine: Do... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0514.html |
| Episode 515: Heavy News | Anakin: Back in a minute, bathroom break. / GM: Okay, we'll do a scene without Anakin. / R2-D2: Finally I get some action! / GM: Padm?, some members of your resistance group meet in your apartment. / R2-D2: Jim, quickly, while Annie's gone, you do realise what's going on here? / Padm?: Of course.... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0515.html |
| Episode 516: Protrusion Confusion Diffusion | Padm?: Gee Pete, the Mafia. I knew that job would see you mixing with the wrong people. / Obi-Wan: Don't be ridiculous, Pete. If she was... she would have said something to Jim. / R2-D2: She's really good at keeping secrets. That monster-hunting campaign she ran? We didn't figure out what was really... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0516.html |
| Episode 517: The Popular People's Liberation Front of Naboo | GM: So, back to the game... / Obi-Wan: And not a moment too soon. / Padm?: So how are we going to overthrow the Senate? / Mon Mothma: I think that might be, like, totally over the top. / Mon Mothma: Also, I just had my nails done. / Chi Eekway Papanoida: I've never even filibustered. / Bana Breemu:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0517.html |
| Episode 518: Defence is the Worst Form of Offence | R2-D2: Enough with this sitting around in rooms planning action. Let's have some action! / Yoda: Here on Kashyyyk I am, where the droid army is about to attack. / R2-D2: All right! Let's roll some dice! / Anakin: [[hologram]] There are important matters to discuss in this Council meeting. / R2-D2:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0518.html |
| Episode 519: We Shall Fight Them on the Beaches | Yoda: Pe-ete! Why are you ordering a charge?! / R2-D2: Two words: New dice! / R2-D2: Look, they're precision carved from six different types of wood, including black ironwood and Lignum vitae, the hardest and densest woods known. / Yoda: Somebody's being dense! The Wookiees will get slaughtered! / R2-D2:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0519.html |
| Episode 520: Entrapment | Anakin: Good luck capturing General Grievous. / Obi-Wan: We need to discuss some serious issues, Anakin. / Anakin: Of course. When you get back. / Obi-Wan: Yes. Meanwhile... don't do anything I wouldn't do. / Anakin: Trust me. / [[Obi-Wan turns to board a troop transport ship.]] / [[Anakin watches... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0520.html |
| Episode 521: The Enemy Within | Obi-Wan: Captain's log, 3634 ATC. / Obi-Wan: En route to Utapau to capture General Grievous. / Obi-Wan: My suspicions about Anakin are growing, but I will have to deal with those when I return. I'm sure Master Windu can handle any situations that arise. / Obi-Wan: Yoda... may be showing signs of instability.... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0521.html |
| Episode 522: To Sleep, Perchance to Dream | Padm?: What's wrong? / Anakin: I had another nightmare. / Anakin: About your death. / Padm?: Don't worry. I'm too skilled a roleplayer to die. / Anakin: Sometimes a noble sacrifice is the only path. / Padm?: Oh, you mean like in your game, when Pete took on the monster to let the rest of us escape? / R2-D2:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0522.html |
| Episode 523: Ay, There's the Rub; For in that Sleep of Dreams What Death May Come? | Anakin: Padm?, I've had nightmares every night since we met. / Anakin: I saw Qui-Gon's doom, his robes wet with blood. But I didn't dare say anything. / Anakin: I saw your Senatorial ship blow up on the landing pad. But I didn't recognise the significance. / Anakin: I saw my mother dying in my arms.... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0523.html |
| Episode 524: Failed Shaving Throw | [[Obi-Wan's fighter lands on Utapau]] / GM: Obi-Wan, an alien greets you at the Utapau landing platform. / Yoda: Ooh, let me describe him! / GM: Okay then. / Yoda: He's tall and grey, with sharp spiky teeth, and cuts all up and down his face. / Obi-Wan: Ew. What happened to your face? / Tion Medon:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0524.html |
| Episode 525: Throwing Their Wait Around | Tion Medon: What brings you to my world, Master Jedi? / Obi-Wan: Hmm. I don't know if I can trust this guy. I use the Force to sense his emotions. / GM: You sense pride and strength, tempered by sadness and resignation. / Obi-Wan: I pursue... a fugitive from justice. / Tion Medon: A Jedi on the hunt.... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0525.html |
| Episode 526: Fuel For Naught | Tion Medon: We thank you for your visit, but you must leave. / Tion Medon: Surely there are events... elsewhere in the Galaxy that require your attention. / Obi-Wan: Don't you want my help? / Tion Medon: We will handle this ourselves. / Obi-Wan: I have a battalion of clone troopers in orb? / Tion... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0526.html |
| Episode 527: Do You Think He Saurus? | [SFX]: Whoooooooosh! [[Obi-Wan's ship takes off by itself]] / Obi-Wan: [[watching it leave]] Okay, I need some transport. / Yoda: Use a riding lizard! / GM: A what? / Yoda: They live in the sinkholes and their claws let them climb up and down. And they have feathers! / Obi-Wan: Feathers? / Yoda:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0527.html |
| Episode 528: Power Games | GM: You see Grievous, Nute Gunray, and some of the other Separatist leaders from Geonosis. / Obi-Wan: Jackpot. Not only the Tin Man, but the Cowardly Lion and his Munchkins too. / R2-D2: They're not Munchkins. They just want to maximise their potentials. / Obi-Wan: Hmm? / R2-D2: Sorry, reflex. / [[Obi-Wan... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0528.html |
| Episode 529: Machinations | Nute Gunray: Naboo is but one stepping stone on the path to plogress. / Nute Gunray: Meanwhile my sreeper agents bide their time. / General Grievous: Pray tell. / Nute Gunray: The Rost Orb of Phanastacoria is not such an innocent trinket as the Gungans think. / Nute Gunray: Soon, thanks to that fool... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0529.html |
| Episode 530: Fly on the Wall | Obi-Wan: I wait until the others leave and then jump down behind Grievous. / [SFX]: jump / [SFX]: paf / General Grievous: [[back turned]] Once upon a time there was a very annoying insect. / General Grievous: "Buzz buzz," went the annoying insect. "I wonder if there is someone I can annoy today?" / General... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0530.html |
| Episode 531: We Issue a Metal Chrysalis | Combat Cyborg: We better stay out of this. / Combat Cyborg: Roger, roger. / General Grievous: Where was I? Ah yes... Master Obi-Wan. / General Grievous: The caterpillar sees not its destiny, except by fulfilling it. / General Grievous: Only by shedding our previous bodies can we become beautiful... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0531.html |
| Episode 532: Float Like a Butterfly | [[Grievous starts whirling laser swords around and advancing on Obi-Wan]] / [SFX]: Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! Whooom! / Obi-Wan: Uh oh. / General Grievous: The butterfly the ancient Gungans made / General... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0532.html |
| Episode 533: Pregnant Pause | Padm?: Hey, Puppeteen. Just FYI: We're overthrowing the Senate. / Mon Calamari Senator: We are? / Fang Zar: What? But... how will we maintain control without the bureaucracy? / Palpatine: I must admit; I am a little perplexed. What is your grievance? / Padm?: I'm glad you asked! Being pregnant sucks. / Anakin:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0533.html |
| Episode 534: Monster Mash | Anakin: You think I'm keeping secrets from you? / Padm?: You always keep secrets from me. / Anakin: Such as? / Padm?: Like in the game you ran. You didn't tell us we were doing the wrong thing! / Padm?: Sally and I had to try to cure Pete's monster bite. But you said his mind was affected and he... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0534.html |
| Episode 535: The Perfect Storm | Anakin: So you're all against me now? / Obi-Wan: Do you mean me against you, or Obi-Wan against Anakin? / Padm?: Stop play acting! Look, you're confusing Ben now! / R2-D2: I don't think she's acting. I think she's... actually upset. / Anakin: Bravo. What tipped you off? / R2-D2: Yep. Definitely... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0535.html |
| Episode 536: The Crucible | R2-D2: Hi guys, sorry I'm late. Work stuff. / GM: Right, let's start. / R2-D2: Hey Jim, did you and Annie? / GM: Let's, uh, pick up in Palpatine's office. / Padm?: I'm not there. My delegation just walked out. We're done talking. / GM: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0536.html |
| Episode 537: Second-Hand Chop | Obi-Wan: I try to get close enough to hit Grievous. / [SFX]: Whooom! / GM: That exposes you to three Enhanced Speed laser sword attacks. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0537.html |
| Episode 538: Reverse Charge Clone Call | GM: Suddenly shots start flying. The clone troops have arrived! / Obi-Wan: Who called them? / Clone Trooper: Commander Cody figured you could use help! / R2-D2: Oh man, I was looking forward to Ben getting massacred by an NPC obviously designed to be taken on by two Jedi at once. And still escape... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0538.html |
| Episode 539: The Sally Telegraph | Yoda: "Grievous falls from Favourite Position! Can plucky Jedi prevail?" / GM: He climbs into a vehicle and? / Yoda: "Exclusive! Cyborg Madman attempts Hit-and-Run in Giant Metal Fun Ball! Clone Trooper witnesses reveal all." / GM: Well, erm, make a Dodge roll. / Obi-Wan: All good. I'll call my riding... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0539.html |
| Episode 540: Pool Party Call | [[A briefing in the Jedi Temple War Room]] / Mace Windu: Master Yoda, how goes the battle on Kashyyyk? / Yoda: [[hologram]] "Brave Wookiees Overcome Tactical Blunder to Win Day!" / Mace Windu: Good, good. Commander Cody? / Commander Cody: [[hologram]] Master Obi-Wan has found the Separatists. Nute... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0540.html |
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