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| Episode 451: Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb | Count Dook?: Zut alors! You do not 'ave to trust moi. Zere is a copy of ze plans in ze ship's computer. Take ze look for yourself! / Obi-Wan: We'll soon see. R2, find those plans. / R2-D2: On it. / GM: Okay Pete, this note describes what you see. / Palpatine: You cannot trust whatever may be in those... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0451.html |
| Episode 452: Epic Rail | Anakin: So, Dook?. It's clear that you're a liar. I wouldn't expect anything less of a Sith Lord. / [SFX]: Whooom! / Count Dook?: Ze Sith are zhust a legend! This is all ze set-up! / [SFX]: Whooom! / Obi-Wan: I hate to say it, but you've lost all credibility, Dook?. / Count Dook?: You fools! You... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0452.html |
| Episode 453: Do Unto Others | Anakin: End of the road, Sith Lord. You can't win. / Count Dook?: On mah honour, Ah am not ze Sith Lord! / Anakin: Aha! So you admit the Sith exist! / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Kzzrzkk! / Count Dook?: You are twisting mah words! Whah does nobody ever believe what Ah say? / Anakin: You admitted yourself,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0453.html |
| Episode 454: Invisible Hands | Palpatine: Oh dear; Anakin, please see to his wounds and check on Obi-Wan. / Palpatine: Count Dook?, I am sorry it has come to this. / Count Dook?: You 'ave betrayed ze entire Republic. Ah spit on your sympathy. / Anakin: No more of your lies. No wonder the Senate wouldn't listen to you. / Count... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0454.html |
| Episode 455: Dook? de Grace | Count Dook?: Anakin, I know zere is good in you. You are being led astray. We both seek ze truth. / Anakin: [[whispering to Dook?]] Listen to me, Dook?. I have a plan. Trust me. Say you're a Sith Lord and there is another. / Palpatine: What was that? / Anakin: [[whispering]] Play along, I'll explain... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0455.html |
| Episode 456: Into Deep | R2-D2: Whoa, Annie, you just killed your own father. / Anakin: I have no father. / R2-D2: Seriously, time out. I think maybe you should take a break from the game. / Anakin: What? No, no, no. This is fun! / R2-D2: It is? / Anakin: Anakin is a deep and complex role. It's great practice for my character... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0456.html |
| Episode 457: Le Sith est Mort, Vive le Sith | Anakin: This isn't the end of our problems, Chancellor. / Palpatine: What do you mean, Anakin? / Anakin: You need to start asking some questions about the Jedi. The clone army was funded by the Jedi Council. The records on Kamino prove it. / Palpatine: But the Jedi are the Guardians of Peace. / Anakin:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0457.html |
| Episode 458: Abandonment Issues | R2-D2: The ship's taking a lot of damage, guys. / Anakin: We must leave. / Palpatine: We need to help Master Obi-Wan. / Anakin: Your safety is paramount, Chancellor. We have no time to lose. / Palpatine: We cannot leave him! / Anakin: He's a Jedi Master. He'll be all right. / Palpatine: I insist;... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0458.html |
| Episode 459: Lateral Thinking | Palpatine: Call the lift, Anakin. / Anakin: Um... we might have a problem. The operator droids have been killed in the fighting. / Palpatine: All of them? / Anakin: I have a plan. R2, can you hack into the gravity generator? / R2-D2: Of course. What do you want? / Anakin: Turn the gravity at 90... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0459.html |
| Episode 460: These Walls Aren't Made For Walkin' | [SFX]: climb... / Anakin: Watch your step, Chancellor. The walls weren't designed to be walked on. / Palpatine: I hope you're right about all the lifts being out of action. / GM: The floor begins tilting as the ship restores normal gravity. / Anakin: R2! Get your act together! / R2-D2: Uh, in a... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0460.html |
| Episode 461: The Hanging Judge | GM: Obi-Wan: Make a Recovery roll to regain consciousness. / Obi-Wan: 13. / GM: You stir awake. / Obi-Wan: Whoa! / Anakin: Easy! We're in a bit of a situation. / Obi-Wan: Did I miss something? / Obi-Wan: Any revelations from Dook?, for example? Lies about non-existent threats to peace? Reasons... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0461.html |
| Episode 462: It's a Slam-Dunk Swing and a Miss | Anakin: I let go. / Obi-Wan: Allow me to remind you that you're currently responsible for both my safety and that of the Chancellor of the Republic. / Anakin: Trust me. / Palpatine: You said that when you had R2 turn the ship sideways. / Anakin: And we're not dead. Yet. / Anakin: I use my grapnel... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0462.html |
| Episode 463: The Hunt for Infrared October | GM: R2, you're hidden amidst a pile of rubble. / R2-D2: Up periscope. Any threats? / GM: None... that you can see. / [[beat]] / R2-D2: ... Switch to infrared. / GM: No obviously abnormal heat signatures. / R2-D2: Hmm. Droids probably don't show up on IR. / GM: Really? Interesting. / R2-D2: Okay,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0463.html |
| Episode 464: A Free Cell | Obi-Wan: We head for the hangar. / GM: Okay, what are your Detect Traps skills? / Obi-Wan: Oh, not good. / Anakin: I'm more of a setting traps kind of guy. / GM: All right. You're caught by a force field. / Anakin: Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this. / Obi-Wan: Apparently... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0464.html |
| Episode 465: Kicking The Bucket | GM: A squadron of combat droids appears to lead you away. / R2-D2: Aha! Behind the walls! I only scanned the ceiling and floor. Sneaky. / R2-D2: Let's kill these goons and get out of here. / Obi-Wan: You're the only one not caught in the force field. / R2-D2: Right. I use my plasma torch. / GM:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0465.html |
| Episode 466: Brain Dump | Obi-Wan: ... setting traps even as he was invading the ship. Clearly this General Grievous is methodical and effective. / Anakin: He may be a bigger threat than Dook?. / Obi-Wan: With Dook? dead, the Separatists will need a new "leader". I wonder? / Grievous: You fools! It shall be I! / Anakin: General... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0466.html |
| Episode 467: The Sweet Marmalade of Realisation | Obi-Wan: Oh my god. You were once Valorum, the Chancellor. / Grievous: Irrelevant! That name no longer has any meaning for me. / Obi-Wan: The Republic has you listed as a missing person. / Grievous: Person? Ha!! / Anakin: So... What are you up to? / Grievous: My armpits in incompetence! / Grievous:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0467.html |
| Episode 468: Puny Comic-Reading Humans, Bow Before My Magnificence! | Combat Cyborg: Here are their hitty stick things. / Grievous: Ah, a fine vintage. Tones of cobalt, silvery, but with a cadmium finish. Shame about the second one. / Anakin: The first was definitely mine. / Grievous: And a droidling too. A messiah's work is never done. / Obi-Wan: What do you mean? / Grievous:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0468.html |
| Episode 469: If I Only Had Your Brain | Grievous: I shall perform the surgery myself. / Grievous: Minions, trepanate this droid for brain insertion. / R2-D2: What? / Grievous: The cerebral cortex of the bewhiskered one / Obi-Wan: What? / Grievous: and the reptilian amygdala of this... irredeemable fashion disaster. / Anakin: What? / Grievous:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0469.html |
| Episode 470: Die Walk?re | Obi-Wan: Given this convenient distraction, I Force Pull my laser sword from Grievous and start cutting down cyborgs. / [SFX]: Whooom! / Anakin: Likewise. / Grievous: How tedious. Minions, the game is afoot! / [SFX]: Kzrzk / [SFX]: Kzrzk / GM: Grievous's guards attack with electro-quarterstaves. / Obi-Wan:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0470.html |
| Episode 471: The Abominable Showman | GM: More cyborgs drag Palpatine off the bridge. / [SFX]: Kzshhh! / Anakin: I cut them down like the abominations they are. / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Kzzksshhh! / Palpatine: Thank you, Anakin; I thought I may have breathed my last. / Anakin: Not while I'm around. / Anakin: You are an important... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0471.html |
| Episode 472: Smells Like... Victory | Obi-Wan: General Grievous, you're under arrest. / [SFX]: Krzrk / Grievous: Someone once asked me which I prefer: / Grievous: The wafting aroma of freshly cut grass on a fine summer's day, or the exhilarating tang of ozone in a thunderstorm. / Grievous: It was a difficult question to answer. / Grievous:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0472.html |
| Episode 473: Under the Gunray | GM: General Grievous flies out the shattered window and the bridge depressurises. / [SFX]: Whoooosh!! / R2-D2: I hack the damage control system and close the shutters. 18. / GM: The bridge crew abandon their posts. / Anakin: After them! Don't let them escape. / Trade Federation Lackey: General Glievous... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0473.html |
| Episode 474: The Five Second Law | GM: The ship starts breaking apart and plummeting towards the planet. / Obi-Wan: The crew are abandoning ship. / R2-D2: Perfect! / Obi-Wan: We need to get out of here too. / R2-D2: No. / Obi-Wan: Our job here is done. Dook?'s dead, and Grievous has abandoned the ship. / R2-D2: Exactly my point. / Obi-Wan:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0474.html |
| Episode 475: Brace Yourselves | R2-D2: Finally, my dreams of owning a space dreadnought are realised. / Obi-Wan: Okay, fine. I guess we have to try to land this thing safely. / Obi-Wan: Let's see. This is the distance to the ground... which is the integral of our speed over? / R2-D2: I'll handle this. / Obi-Wan: If you think you... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0475.html |
| Episode 476: Divisible Hand | R2-D2: Ah, the power! / [SFX]: wwhhooHHRRHHH!!! [[ship's engines fire]] / R2-D2: The sense of immense control! / R2-D2: Commanding a massive engine of war! / [SFX]: wwhhooHHRRHHH!!! [[ships re-enters Coruscant's atmosphere]] / R2-D2: The unshakable feeling of being destined for greatness! / [SFX]:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0476.html |
| Episode 477: A Really Quite Difficult Roleplaying Challenge | R2-D2: All right, we can work with this. I still own half a ship. / Obi-Wan: I open a channel to the Jedi Council. / Anakin: What for? / Obi-Wan: To tell them everything we've discovered before we die. / Anakin: Screw that. I'm going to live. / Obi-Wan: We must be mindful of the highest probability... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0477.html |
| Episode 478: Doomed! | Anakin: I pull back on the control stick. We need to come in level. / R2-D2: Not crazy enough! / [SFX]: wwhhooHHRRHHH!!! [[the ship streaks towards the surface of Coruscant]] / Obi-Wan: Aim for that runway. It could be long enough. / R2-D2: Not crazy enough! / Anakin: I raise the flaps to increase... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0478.html |
| Episode 479: Twist and Shout | [SFX]: Kaboom! [[the ship slams into the ground on a cushioning explosion]] / [SFX]: Kerrunch! / Obi-Wan: Still alive! / Anakin: R2, will we stop before we go off the runway? / R2-D2: Calculating... / GM: No. / R2-D2: No. / Obi-Wan: Desperation time. I Force Push the planet to slow us down. / GM:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0479.html |
| Episode 480: Odds and Ends | R2-D2: Odds of survival: 30%! / R2-D2: 40%! / [SFX]: Scrraaaaaape! / R2-D2: 60%! / R2-D2: 75%!! / [SFX]: Rumble... crunch! / R2-D2: 20%. / [SFX]: Scrreeeeee!... / R2-D2: 35%! / [SFX]: Eeeeeeeee... / R2-D2: 5%. / [SFX]: Shudder / R2-D2: Zero. / Obi-Wan: Um. I don't feel dead. / R2-D2: Huh? / R2-D2:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0480.html |
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