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| Episode 391: See the Violence Inherent in the System | [[Count Dook? arrives at a cave set in the side of a cliff. Obi-Wan and Anakin arrive hot on his heels and race inside after him.]] / [SFX]: vzooom! / Count Dook?: Ah am glad you 'ave survahved ze arena. Listen to moi. Palpatine, 'e is ze foe! We must? / Anakin: Don't listen to his poisonous lies! / Count... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0391.html |
| Episode 392: Hot Hearts and Cool Heads | Obi-Wan: I'm terribly afraid I'm going to have to take the Peace Moon plans back now. / Count Dook?: Certainement, on condition you expose zem to ze Senate. / Obi-Wan: We promised to give them back to Palpatine. And I always uphold my promises. Hand them over. / Count Dook?: So now Ah 'ave to defend... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0392.html |
| Episode 393: Rapier Wit | Obi-Wan: The plans, Dook?. Don't make me come over there and get them. / Count Dook?: Ah suppose Ah shall 'ave to defend mahself with mah lasair sword. / Obi-Wan: Very well. If that's the way you want to play it. / Count Dook?: You seem ze decent fellow. Ah 'ate to kill you. / [SFX]: Whooom! / Obi-Wan:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0393.html |
| Episode 394: Duned to Failure | GM: Padm?, you're lying on a dune. A clone trooper approaches. / Padm?: Where did you come from? / Clone Trooper: Well, that's a complicated question, but according to my databanks, cloning pod number 1138 on Kamino. / Padm?: I meant just now. / Clone Trooper: Oh, right. Padawan Anakin pushed me... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0394.html |
| Episode 395: Mostly Dead | GM: Padm? collapses in the desert and dies of heat exposure and dehydration. / Padm?: Annie.... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0395.html |
| Episode 396: Chopping List | [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: 19! [[Dook? attacks]] / [SFX]: Krzkzkzk! / [SFX]: 3! [[Obi-Wan defends]] / GM: Oh dear. Let me check the laser sword damage table. / GM: Dismemberment, decapitation, bisection, impalement, single limb loss, extremity loss... / Obi-Wan: Eep. / [SFX]: Whooom! / [SFX]: Whooom! / GM:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0396.html |
| Episode 397: One Sword, Two Sword, Red Sword, Blue Sword | Anakin: I need more power. Obi-Wan, your sword! / Obi-Wan: You're not ready for two swords. It's not safe! / Anakin: I don't care. He must die. / Obi-Wan: Remember your training! Don't get drawn into the Dark Side. / Anakin: I Force Pull Obi-Wan's sword and charge Dook? before he zaps me again. / [SFX]:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0397.html |
| Episode 398: Like Hands Through the Hourglass | Count Dook?: Your feelings for Senator Amidala 'ave made you weak. / Anakin: Don't you threaten her! / Count Dook?: So defensive. 'ow do you know she even wants to be with you? / Anakin: I love her! / Count Dook?: You cannot evade ze question forever. Nor my sword. / Anakin: Why shouldn't she love... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0398.html |
| Episode 399: Honour Role | Count Dook?: Well, it looks lahk mah lasair sword skills 'ave not suffered from ze years. / Count Dook?: Whah did Ah bother with diplomacy? Ah should zhust go capture Palpatine and force 'is testimony. / [[Yoda arrives]] / Yoda: Count Dook?. / Count Dook?: So, Master Yoda. Two down and one to go. / Padm?:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0399.html |
| Episode 400: A Big Enough Lever | Count Dook?: Ah cannot believe Ah agreed to zis. / Yoda: I lift that tank over there. / Count Dook?: Ah can do zat too. Voil?. Is zat ze best you can do? / Yoda: I lift the entire planet! / GM: Um... how? / Yoda: I Force Push up on the ceiling! / GM: The ceiling crumbles under the pressure and... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0400.html |
| Episode 401: Lightning in a Battle | Yoda: Dook?, you're coming with me! / GM: Dook? uses Force Drain lightning on you. / [SFX]: KRZZRKZKZZZZT! / Yoda: I scrunch the lightning up into a ball and throw it away! / GM: With your bare hands? / Yoda: Yes! / GM: It's not easy to get rid of. It's feeding on your anger. / Yoda: I'm not angry. / Yoda:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0401.html |
| Episode 402: Going Ballistic | Count Dook?: It is obvious zis contest will not be decided bah our knowledge of... Force Arm-Wrestling, but bah our skills with ze lasair sword. En garde! / Yoda: Much to learn you still have. Like not being a dirty rotten cheaty-face. / [[they fight]] / Count Dook?: Ah am trying to do what is best... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0402.html |
| Episode 403: Corbel Punishment | Count Dook?: Zis is ridiculous! Ah do not want anyone to get 'urt. / Count Dook?: So please stop attacking moi. / Yoda: Hmmm. If I don't see those plans, I'm going to have to punish everyone. / [SFX]: Krak! / Yoda: I break that big tower and hover it over Obi-Wan and Anakin! / Obi-Wan: What?! / Count... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0403.html |
| Episode 404: Not Found | GM: A clone trooper transport picked up Padm? in the desert and delivers her to the landing platform. / GM: You arrive just in time to see a ship taking off. / Padm?: I shoot it down! / [SFX]: Pow! / Clone Trooper: How do you know it's even a bad guy? / Padm?: Who else would be fleeing from me? / [SFX]:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0404.html |
| Episode 405: Diplomatic Truancy | Padm?: Right, I propose we give the plans to both the Senate and Puppeteen. And release them to the press. / Padm?: What say you, Count Sudoku? I roll 18 for Diplomacy! / Yoda: Gone, he is. / Padm?: That was him leaving? Lucky I spared his ship. / Anakin: Padm?! Thank goodness you're safe! / Anakin:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0405.html |
| Episode 406: In Which Vital and Surprising Information About the Previous Campaign is Revealed | C-3PO: Are we there yet? / R2-D2: I've missed the whole ending of the adventure? Again? This is just like the fantasy campaign! / GM: Yes, it's your own fault again. / [[beat]] / R2-D2: It was never my fault the first time. My analysis of that logic puzzle was flawless. / Obi-Wan: So how come you... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0406.html |
| Episode 407: Peace and War | Obi-Wan: So unfortunately Count Dook? got away with the Peace Moon plans. / Mace Windu: He got away? / Yoda: Sad news for Naboo this is. Unhappy the Gungans will be with your failure. / Obi-Wan: The Peace Moon will be built, I swear it. / Yoda: And now my clones have to fight the Trade Federation's... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0407.html |
| Episode 408: Tying a Knot in the Loose Ends | Anakin: The adventure can't end there. There's important character development that needs to be handled. / GM: What did you have in mind? / Anakin: Padm?, we've been through a lot together, and I haven't treated you as well as you deserve. / Anakin: I've been selfish. I've tried to keep you safe,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0408.html |
| Episode 409: Mawwiage | C-3PO: Yay! A wedding! I help design the outfits! / Celebrant: Your vows? / Padm?: Ooh! me first! / Padm?: I vow to honour and cherish and... love you. And to take revenge on Count Sudoku for cutting your hand off. / Anakin: I vow never to hurt you. Ever. I won't be jealous, or arrogant, or manipulative... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0409.html |
| Episode 410: Let Me Explain... No, There is Too Much. Let Me Sum Up | [[A page showing the GM's handwritten notes]] / Heading: NEW ADVENTURE - low-magic fantasy / List item: Jim [[note: Barbarian]] / List item: Ben [[note: Swordsman, very skilled but prone to alcoholism - include a temptation somewhere]] / List item: Pete / List item: Sally ? / List item: Annie X... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0410.html |
| Episode 411: Elementary, My Dear Obi-Wan | Obi-Wan: I've followed Jango Fett to Geonosis. Count Dook? is here, with the Separatist leaders. / Obi-Wan: He has the Peace Moon plans. And it looks like the Separatists are planning to use Jango's clone army. / Mace Windu: First shapeshifters, now clones? / Anakin: Master Windu is right. What if... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0411.html |
| Episode 412: An Old Friend | GM: Count Dook? enters your cell. / Obi-Wan: Hey, that miniature looks familiar. / GM: Really? / Obi-Wan: Yeah, we had the same one in a campaign I did a few years ago. / Obi-Wan: He was a member of an order of good wizards until the main bad guy corrupted him with promises of power. / Obi-Wan:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0412.html |
| Episode 413: War! | Pete: Hi everyone. / GM: Hi Pete. Okay, let's start. / Pete: But... Jim's not here. / Ben: Shhhh...! / Annie: Not. Coming. / [[beat]] / Pete: Did I miss something? / Annie: I don't want to talk about it. / Opening Crawl: Episode III - REVELATION OF THE SITH. War! The Republic is crumbling under... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0413.html |
| Episode 414: Reach Out and Touch Somebody | Obi-Wan: We need to find the ship with Palpatine on it. / Anakin: I reach out with the Force, searching for fear and outrage. / GM: Roll. / Anakin: 11. / GM: You sense the desperation of a trapped mind. This ship, here on the map. As if in response, ships start firing at? / R2-D2: I vector our approach... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0414.html |
| Episode 415: Gunning It | R2-D2: All right, if we don't have thermal fusion shock-lances, I'll just use metal-eating nanite bombs with our mass-driver. / GM: You don't have those either. / R2-D2: Gravity wave implosion field? / GM: Nope. / R2-D2: Zero-point energy inverter beam? / GM: I don't think so. / R2-D2: Allotropic... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0415.html |
| Episode 416: Flying Flank Flunkies Fight Floating Fleet | Anakin: So it's just the three of us against this huge fleet? / GM: Since Yoda and Padm? are elsewhere on Senate business, there are some clone trooper fighters flying with you. / Obi-Wan: Padm? wouldn't be flying a fighter in a huge space batt... / Obi-Wan: Oh wait. Never mind. / Anakin: Good. We... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0416.html |
| Episode 417: The Silence of Sounds | Anakin: This is where the funeral begins. / [SFX]: Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Kaboom! / [SFX]: Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Kaboom! / [SFX]: Pow! Pow! Pow! / Obi-Wan: Aren't we in space? How exactly are we hearing this? / GM: Uh, good point. / Anakin: Save your shouting for when Jim gets back. / R2-D2: This is... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0417.html |
| Episode 418: Achilles and the Tortoise | GM: Enemy fighters peel off and hurl eerily silent laser fire in your direction. / R2-D2: I'll handle this. Maximise forward shields. Clones, rear flank positions, side shields on full. / Clone Trooper: Yes, sir. / R2-D2: The classic tortoise formation. Totally impregnable. The Romans conquered most... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0418.html |
| Episode 419: Clone Alone | R2-D2: Come on... Eject! Why isn't it working? / Anakin: I took the liberty of locking you in. For your own safety. / R2-D2: What? Don't I get a say? / [SFX]: click / Anakin: And I just turned off the ship's translator. / GM: Another clone gets destroyed in the crossfire of the battle. / [[clone... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0419.html |
| Episode 420: Shooting the Tubes | GM: The missiles close on you rapidly. / [SFX]: Whoooosh! / Obi-Wan: Dodge! / GM: Pilot roll. / Obi-Wan: 18! / [[the missiles miss Obi-Wan and Anakin]] / [SFX]: Whoooosh! / Missile 1: Bummer. Swing a 180, guys. / Missile 4: Right on. / Anakin: The missiles talk? / Missile 1: We are smart missiles. / [SFX]:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0420.html |
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