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Episode 301: Cliegg, the Extraordinary Gentleman Owen Lars: Hi, I'm Owen Lars, and this is my girlfriend Beru. / C-3PO: Oooh, you'll be coming to the ball, right? / Anakin: We're looking for Cliegg Lars. / Owen Lars: He's my father. Here he is now. / Cliegg Lars: Anakin, isn't it? We heard news you were coming from the town. / Anakin: I'm looking...
Episode 302: So, Can I Borrow the Car? Cliegg Lars: Come inside and share some lunch. There's a lot we need to discuss. / [[They are seated for a meal]] / Anakin: I just need to know where my mother is. Watto said you'd know. / Cliegg Lars: Yes, I bought her off Watto seven years ago and freed her. / Anakin: Then what? / Cliegg Lars:...
Episode 303: Karmageddon Cliegg Lars: Shmi was distraught when you murdered that Greedo boy... / Anakin: [[angry]] She's my mother! I love her! I'd do anything to look after her! / Cliegg Lars: But you won't face up to your own actions. / Anakin: My actions? You're the one who let her go! Why aren't you out looking for her? / Owen...
Episode 304: Twoshadowing [[Anakin stands alone outside the Lars homestead, watching the sunset]] / [[Padm? walks out to join him]] / Padm?: I'm... er... sorry about your mother. / Anakin: She's not dead. I can feel it. / Padm?: Cool. So we go rescue her? I'll get my blaster. / Anakin: No, you stay here where it's safe. / Padm?:...
Episode 305: 01010011 01110101 01101110 01110011 01100101 01110100 [[Anakin rides a hoverbike across the landscape, past stark rock formations, as the twin suns of Tatooine sink to the horizon]] / [[He reaches a Jawa sandcrawler]] / Jawa: Sand People? They're camped in the Jundland Wastes, through Beggar's Canyon, on the other side of the Dune Sea, beyond the Valley...
 
Episode 306: Spy vs Spire GM: Obi-Wan, you see an entrance to the interior of the rock spire. / Obi-Wan: Right. I go in and look around. / GM: You discover a large chamber filled with an assembly line, producing combat droids. / Obi-Wan: Combat droids? Interesting. / Padm?: How so? / Obi-Wan: Jango said he doesn't trust...
Episode 307: A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi GM: You spy the Trade Federation leader who was banished from Naboo talking to Count Dook?, a retired Jedi Master. / Nute Gunray: My Rord Dook?, why should the Fedelation join your cause? / Count Dook?: Sacrebleu! Ah am telling you, Palpatine, 'e eez up to somezing. / Obi-Wan: Why is he talking in...
Episode 308: The Council of El Ronco Count Dook?: Ah shall show you all ze evidaunce we need to conveenze ze ozzer Separatists to act! / Nute Gunray: And what do you ask in leturn? / Count Dook?: When we 'ave oversrown ze Republic, we weel need ze strong leader... / Shu Mai: I theenk it should be mee, se?or. / San Hill: Nu, I'd meke-a...
Episode 309: That'd be Space Yquem Count Dook?: And what of zees bounty 'unter, Zhango Fett? / Nute Gunray: He blings an army of crones to our cause. / Count Dook?: Ah do not trust 'eem. 'e eez driven bah revenge, not righteousness. / Nute Gunray: He is insane. We shall utirise him and toss him aside rike the trash he is. / Count...
Episode 310: Criminal In Tent [[The Tatooine desert, night.]] / GM: You've found the Sand People camp. / Anakin: I use Force Sensitivity. / GM: You feel Shmi's presence in one of the tents. / [[Anakin finds the tent and cuts his way inside with his laser sword]] / [SFX]: Cshwoom! / Anakin: Mother! Are you okay? / Shmi: Anakin! / Anakin:...
 
Episode 311: Fancy Legwork Shmi: Anakin, I know what you did. / Shmi: Cliegg never told me, but I worked it out. You blackmailed him into buying me off Watto, didn't you? / Anakin: I had to. There was no other way. / Shmi: And when he refused, you ordered his leg cut off. / Padm?: Now hang on just a minute! / GM:...
Episode 312: Jedipus Complex Anakin: You told me there was still a bounty on my head. Why? / Shmi: I didn't want you coming back. After what you did to Cliegg. / Anakin: But I did it all for you. I love you. / Shmi: Anakin... I... / Anakin: You love me too, right? I'm your son. / Shmi: You've changed so much. / Anakin:...
Episode 313: Just Desserts Sally: Threepio's boring. Can I play someone else? Someone important? / GM: Er... / Sally: They all get good characters! / GM: How about Mace Windu? He's a Jedi Master, and? / Mace Windu: Oooh, yeah! / GM: Okay, right. You're in the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, and you go to visit Yoda. / GM: Remember,...
Episode 314: Lost Tin Translation Obi-Wan: R4, contact the Jedi Council. / GM: He can't establish a link to Coruscant. There's some sort of interference. / R2-D2: Shame you don't have a droid with my superior capabilities. / Obi-Wan: Hmmm. Try Naboo, that's closer. I'll get Anakin to relay it. / GM: R4 opens a line Anakin and Padm?'s...
Episode 315: Breaking Up is R2-D2 Obi-Wan: R2, take a message. I'm on... / Obi-Wan: What's the name of this planet? / GM: Geonosis. / Obi-Wan: ... Geonosis. / Padm?: Cool! / GM: It is? / Padm?: Yeah: geo, nosis. It means "the process of becoming Earth-like". Nice name for a young volcanic world. / GM: Right. Totally what I intended. / Obi-Wan:...
 
Episode 316: She Ain't Heavy Anakin: The Sand People killed her. / Padm?: Quick, resurrect her! / R2-D2: She's dead, Jim. / Padm?: What about that Miracle Man? / R2-D2: Wrong campaign, doofus. What is it with you and resurrecting unimportant NPCs? / Cliegg Lars: Have some respect for a poor widower. / Anakin: Widower?! I've...
Episode 317: Passionfruit Jelly [[Anakin and Padm? are inside a room at the Lars farm]] / Anakin: I paid him to free her from Watto! He wasn't supposed to marry her! / Padm?: You paid him, or you had him threatened? / Anakin: What's the difference? / Padm?: Well threats are a lot cheaper... / Anakin: It's all his fault she's dead!...
Episode 318: Even Less Awkward [[opening beat panel]] / Padm?: By "in character" I mean I don't really love you. / [[beat]] / Padm?: By "I" I mean... not me Padm?, but me Jim. / [[beat]] / Padm?: I mean I love what you're doing with Anakin. Annie. / [[beat]] / Padm?: I mean me, Jim, loves that. Padm? doesn't love you because... / Padm?:...
Episode 319: The Twilight Zone R2-D2: I can't believe you're having a funeral for an NPC. / Padm?: Shhh, Pete. This is serious. / R2-D2: Nobody gave my thief a funeral when he died. / Padm?: We were too busy. We were still chasing the pirate ninja. / R2-D2: You let him get away! With the princess! / Padm?: He was her True Love....
Episode 320: You'll Need to Have this Bigger Fish in Your Ear [SFX]: < squee bloop ding pating blip ding whir beep > / Anakin: What is he saying? / R2-D2: Well if you can't understand me, I guess Obi-Wan's about to kick the bucket. / GM: There's a translator droid standing right next to you. / R2-D2: Oh. Fine. / C-3PO: [[Pete]] What this astonishingly brilliant...
 
Episode 321: Please Leave a Message After the Biddle Bip Blip Ding Anakin: We should patch this through to the Jedi Council. / Obi-Wan: I've followed Jango Fett to Geonosis. Count Dook? is here, with the Separatist leaders. / Mace Windu: Are there any more jelly babies? / Obi-Wan: He has the Peace Moon plans. And it looks like the Separatists are planning to use...
Episode 322: History is Written by the Victor GM: The recording is suddenly cut off. Obi-Wan, you've been captured. / R2-D2: He got captured? Off-screen? With no chance to respond? / GM: Yep. / Obi-Wan: But hang on, that's not fair. / R2-D2: Now you know how I feel. / GM: You've been captured by an advanced combat droid. I rolled for it. / Obi-Wan:...
Episode 323: Mace Windu, Where Are You! Yoda: Perhaps go to Geonosis too, you should, Master Windu. / Mace Windu: I'll go to Kamino and get our clone army to help! / Yoda: Um... / Yoda: To do that, need the permission of the Senate you would. / Yoda: In fact, first inform the Senate of the existence of this clone army we must. / Yoda:...
Episode 324: Magmatic Attraction Mace Windu: Anakin, you and Padm? have to go save Obi-Wan! / Anakin: Right. We're on our way. / Padm?: But what about finishing our survey of Naboo's geology? / R2-D2: Good point. Rocks are more important than Obi-Wan. / Anakin: He's in a volcanic wasteland, probably being held underground, deep...
Episode 325: This Job Calls for a Genius Mace Windu: I'm going to talk to the Senate! / Yoda: Address the Senate you cannot, Master Windu. / Yoda: The Jedi Council part of the Senate, are not. / Mace Windu: Hmmm. / Bail Organa: [[aside]] The man's right on. You gotta be some sort of rebel to try that. / Mace Windu: Jar Jar does Senating,...
 
Episode 326: Le Spectateur Captif GM: Obi-Wan, you're suspended in an energy matrix. / Obi-Wan: I try to escape. / GM: You can't move at all. / Obi-Wan: Oh. So I'm just here to listen. / Obi-Wan: Again. / Count Dook?: Sacrebleu. Obi-Wan Kenobi. / Obi-Wan: How do you know me? / Count Dook?: You are ze killair of Darth Maul, are...
Episode 327: Moon Unity... Obi-Wan: You know, for the leader of the Separatists, you were really letting Nute Gunray get the better of you. / Count Dook?: Hwat are you talking aboat?! / Obi-Wan: Oh, nothing. It just looked like he was running that little meeting back there. / Count Dook?: You think you are so clevair! You do...
Episode 328: ... Zapper! Padm?: ... Okay, so we've established that if we have two extra moons at the L4 and L5 points... we can slingshot? / Count Dook?: No, no, no! Ze moon, it will blow up ze ontire planet with ze beeg laser! / {beat} / Padm?: Oh! That would be a lot easier. / Obi-Wan: Don't be ridiculous, Dook?. You'd...
Episode 329: And is That a Goatee? Count Dook?: You arrogant Zhedi swine! / Count Dook?: Zis Zhango Fett, do you even know 'ow 'e is fahnancing zis clone army? / Obi-Wan: How he is... what? / Count Dook?: Fah-nanc-ing. / Count Dook?: 'e 'as been, 'ow you say... embezzling funds from your precious Zhedi Council. / Obi-Wan: What? But...
Episode 330: Palpitations Mace Windu: [[Sally]] Am I in time for Jar Jar's big speech? / Yoda: Yes, I suppose so... / GM: Go ahead, Sally. / Jar Jar: [[Sally]] Mesa has muy big news. Da Separatists issa building a biiig droid army! / Senate: / Jar Jar: Dis meaning war, wesa needs to have a stronger leader!...
 

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