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| Episode 301: Cliegg, the Extraordinary Gentleman | Owen Lars: Hi, I'm Owen Lars, and this is my girlfriend Beru. / C-3PO: Oooh, you'll be coming to the ball, right? / Anakin: We're looking for Cliegg Lars. / Owen Lars: He's my father. Here he is now. / Cliegg Lars: Anakin, isn't it? We heard news you were coming from the town. / Anakin: I'm looking... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0301.html |
| Episode 302: So, Can I Borrow the Car? | Cliegg Lars: Come inside and share some lunch. There's a lot we need to discuss. / [[They are seated for a meal]] / Anakin: I just need to know where my mother is. Watto said you'd know. / Cliegg Lars: Yes, I bought her off Watto seven years ago and freed her. / Anakin: Then what? / Cliegg Lars:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0302.html |
| Episode 303: Karmageddon | Cliegg Lars: Shmi was distraught when you murdered that Greedo boy... / Anakin: [[angry]] She's my mother! I love her! I'd do anything to look after her! / Cliegg Lars: But you won't face up to your own actions. / Anakin: My actions? You're the one who let her go! Why aren't you out looking for her? / Owen... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0303.html |
| Episode 304: Twoshadowing | [[Anakin stands alone outside the Lars homestead, watching the sunset]] / [[Padm? walks out to join him]] / Padm?: I'm... er... sorry about your mother. / Anakin: She's not dead. I can feel it. / Padm?: Cool. So we go rescue her? I'll get my blaster. / Anakin: No, you stay here where it's safe. / Padm?:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0304.html |
| Episode 305: 01010011 01110101 01101110 01110011 01100101 01110100 | [[Anakin rides a hoverbike across the landscape, past stark rock formations, as the twin suns of Tatooine sink to the horizon]] / [[He reaches a Jawa sandcrawler]] / Jawa: Sand People? They're camped in the Jundland Wastes, through Beggar's Canyon, on the other side of the Dune Sea, beyond the Valley... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0305.html |
| Episode 306: Spy vs Spire | GM: Obi-Wan, you see an entrance to the interior of the rock spire. / Obi-Wan: Right. I go in and look around. / GM: You discover a large chamber filled with an assembly line, producing combat droids. / Obi-Wan: Combat droids? Interesting. / Padm?: How so? / Obi-Wan: Jango said he doesn't trust... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0306.html |
| Episode 307: A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi | GM: You spy the Trade Federation leader who was banished from Naboo talking to Count Dook?, a retired Jedi Master. / Nute Gunray: My Rord Dook?, why should the Fedelation join your cause? / Count Dook?: Sacrebleu! Ah am telling you, Palpatine, 'e eez up to somezing. / Obi-Wan: Why is he talking in... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0307.html |
| Episode 308: The Council of El Ronco | Count Dook?: Ah shall show you all ze evidaunce we need to conveenze ze ozzer Separatists to act! / Nute Gunray: And what do you ask in leturn? / Count Dook?: When we 'ave oversrown ze Republic, we weel need ze strong leader... / Shu Mai: I theenk it should be mee, se?or. / San Hill: Nu, I'd meke-a... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0308.html |
| Episode 309: That'd be Space Yquem | Count Dook?: And what of zees bounty 'unter, Zhango Fett? / Nute Gunray: He blings an army of crones to our cause. / Count Dook?: Ah do not trust 'eem. 'e eez driven bah revenge, not righteousness. / Nute Gunray: He is insane. We shall utirise him and toss him aside rike the trash he is. / Count... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0309.html |
| Episode 310: Criminal In Tent | [[The Tatooine desert, night.]] / GM: You've found the Sand People camp. / Anakin: I use Force Sensitivity. / GM: You feel Shmi's presence in one of the tents. / [[Anakin finds the tent and cuts his way inside with his laser sword]] / [SFX]: Cshwoom! / Anakin: Mother! Are you okay? / Shmi: Anakin! / Anakin:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0310.html |
| Episode 311: Fancy Legwork | Shmi: Anakin, I know what you did. http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0311.html |
| Episode 312: Jedipus Complex | Anakin: You told me there was still a bounty on my head. Why? / Shmi: I didn't want you coming back. After what you did to Cliegg. / Anakin: But I did it all for you. I love you. / Shmi: Anakin... I... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0312.html |
| Episode 313: Just Desserts | Sally: Threepio's boring. Can I play someone else? Someone important? / GM: Er... / Sally: They all get good characters! / GM: How about Mace Windu? He's a Jedi Master, and? / Mace Windu: Oooh, yeah! / GM: Okay, right. You're in the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, and you go to visit Yoda. / GM: Remember,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0313.html |
| Episode 314: Lost Tin Translation | Obi-Wan: R4, contact the Jedi Council. / GM: He can't establish a link to Coruscant. There's some sort of interference. / R2-D2: Shame you don't have a droid with my superior capabilities. / Obi-Wan: Hmmm. Try Naboo, that's closer. I'll get Anakin to relay it. / GM: R4 opens a line Anakin and Padm?'s... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0314.html |
| Episode 315: Breaking Up is R2-D2 | Obi-Wan: R2, take a message. I'm on... / Obi-Wan: What's the name of this planet? / GM: Geonosis. / Obi-Wan: ... Geonosis. / Padm?: Cool! / GM: It is? / Padm?: Yeah: geo, nosis. It means "the process of becoming Earth-like". Nice name for a young volcanic world. / GM: Right. Totally what I intended. / Obi-Wan:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0315.html |
| Episode 316: She Ain't Heavy | Anakin: The Sand People killed her. / Padm?: Quick, resurrect her! / R2-D2: She's dead, Jim. / Padm?: What about that Miracle Man? / R2-D2: Wrong campaign, doofus. What is it with you and resurrecting unimportant NPCs? / Cliegg Lars: Have some respect for a poor widower. / Anakin: Widower?! I've... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0316.html |
| Episode 317: Passionfruit Jelly | [[Anakin and Padm? are inside a room at the Lars farm]] / Anakin: I paid him to free her from Watto! He wasn't supposed to marry her! / Padm?: You paid him, or you had him threatened? / Anakin: What's the difference? / Padm?: Well threats are a lot cheaper... / Anakin: It's all his fault she's dead!... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0317.html |
| Episode 318: Even Less Awkward | [[opening beat panel]] / Padm?: By "in character" I mean I don't really love you. / [[beat]] / Padm?: By "I" I mean... not me Padm?, but me Jim. / [[beat]] / Padm?: I mean I love what you're doing with Anakin. Annie. / [[beat]] / Padm?: I mean me, Jim, loves that. Padm? doesn't love you because... / Padm?:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0318.html |
| Episode 319: The Twilight Zone | R2-D2: I can't believe you're having a funeral for an NPC. / Padm?: Shhh, Pete. This is serious. / R2-D2: Nobody gave my thief a funeral when he died. / Padm?: We were too busy. We were still chasing the pirate ninja. / R2-D2: You let him get away! With the princess! / Padm?: He was her True Love.... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0319.html |
| Episode 320: You'll Need to Have this Bigger Fish in Your Ear | [SFX]: < squee bloop ding pating blip ding whir beep > / Anakin: What is he saying? / R2-D2: Well if you can't understand me, I guess Obi-Wan's about to kick the bucket. / GM: There's a translator droid standing right next to you. / R2-D2: Oh. Fine. / C-3PO: [[Pete]] What this astonishingly brilliant... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0320.html |
| Episode 321: Please Leave a Message After the Biddle Bip Blip Ding | Anakin: We should patch this through to the Jedi Council. / Obi-Wan: I've followed Jango Fett to Geonosis. Count Dook? is here, with the Separatist leaders. / Mace Windu: Are there any more jelly babies? / Obi-Wan: He has the Peace Moon plans. And it looks like the Separatists are planning to use... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0321.html |
| Episode 322: History is Written by the Victor | GM: The recording is suddenly cut off. Obi-Wan, you've been captured. / R2-D2: He got captured? Off-screen? With no chance to respond? / GM: Yep. / Obi-Wan: But hang on, that's not fair. / R2-D2: Now you know how I feel. / GM: You've been captured by an advanced combat droid. I rolled for it. / Obi-Wan:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0322.html |
| Episode 323: Mace Windu, Where Are You! | Yoda: Perhaps go to Geonosis too, you should, Master Windu. / Mace Windu: I'll go to Kamino and get our clone army to help! / Yoda: Um... / Yoda: To do that, need the permission of the Senate you would. / Yoda: In fact, first inform the Senate of the existence of this clone army we must. / Yoda:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0323.html |
| Episode 324: Magmatic Attraction | Mace Windu: Anakin, you and Padm? have to go save Obi-Wan! / Anakin: Right. We're on our way. / Padm?: But what about finishing our survey of Naboo's geology? / R2-D2: Good point. Rocks are more important than Obi-Wan. / Anakin: He's in a volcanic wasteland, probably being held underground, deep... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0324.html |
| Episode 325: This Job Calls for a Genius | Mace Windu: I'm going to talk to the Senate! / Yoda: Address the Senate you cannot, Master Windu. / Yoda: The Jedi Council part of the Senate, are not. / Mace Windu: Hmmm. / Bail Organa: [[aside]] The man's right on. You gotta be some sort of rebel to try that. / Mace Windu: Jar Jar does Senating,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0325.html |
| Episode 326: Le Spectateur Captif | GM: Obi-Wan, you're suspended in an energy matrix. / Obi-Wan: I try to escape. / GM: You can't move at all. / Obi-Wan: Oh. So I'm just here to listen. / Obi-Wan: Again. / Count Dook?: Sacrebleu. Obi-Wan Kenobi. / Obi-Wan: How do you know me? / Count Dook?: You are ze killair of Darth Maul, are... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0326.html |
| Episode 327: Moon Unity... | Obi-Wan: You know, for the leader of the Separatists, you were really letting Nute Gunray get the better of you. / Count Dook?: Hwat are you talking aboat?! / Obi-Wan: Oh, nothing. It just looked like he was running that little meeting back there. / Count Dook?: You think you are so clevair! You do... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0327.html |
| Episode 328: ... Zapper! | Padm?: ... Okay, so we've established that if we have two extra moons at the L4 and L5 points... we can slingshot? / Count Dook?: No, no, no! Ze moon, it will blow up ze ontire planet with ze beeg laser! / {beat} / Padm?: Oh! That would be a lot easier. / Obi-Wan: Don't be ridiculous, Dook?. You'd... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0328.html |
| Episode 329: And is That a Goatee? | Count Dook?: You arrogant Zhedi swine! / Count Dook?: Zis Zhango Fett, do you even know 'ow 'e is fahnancing zis clone army? / Obi-Wan: How he is... what? / Count Dook?: Fah-nanc-ing. / Count Dook?: 'e 'as been, 'ow you say... embezzling funds from your precious Zhedi Council. / Obi-Wan: What? But... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0329.html |
| Episode 330: Palpitations | Mace Windu: [[Sally]] Am I in time for Jar Jar's big speech? / Yoda: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0330.html |
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