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| Episode 721: No Whey! | Obi-Wan: I approach the Sand People. / GM: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0721.html |
| Episode 722: Liquidity | Obi-Wan: And what is your name, young wanderer? / Adam: Um... let's see. "Adam Lars". / R2-D2: So, Obi-Wan, long time no see. What happened to my dreadnought? / Obi-Wan: R2-D2. I knew you'd be here somewhere. / R2-D2: Aha! You did have a tracking device on me! / Obi-Wan: You've always said it's... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0722.html |
| Episode 723: Slagging Off | C-3PO: You were hiding here on Tatooine all along? / Obi-Wan: I had much to ponder. / C-3PO: So you've been busy pondering while the Rebellion suffers and dies. Without you. / Obi-Wan: Think first, then act. We've seen the consequences of the reverse. / R2-D2: So you're going to save us from this... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0723.html |
| Episode 724: A Duck's Quack | R2-D2: Look, we need to contact Senator Binks. Trillions of squishy humanoid lives depend on it. This is save-the-Galaxy stuff. / Obi-Wan: We should discuss this somewhere safer. / Adam: Yeah, I don't like all this open sky. / Obi-Wan: The Sand People respect my territory. Follow me. / Adam: Whoa!... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0724.html |
| Episode 725: A Perfectly Reasonable Explanation | C-3PO: ... which is why you should reattach my arm before you melt me down. / Adam: Hmm. Fair enough. / Obi-Wan: Adam Lars, huh? / Obi-Wan: Lars... now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. / Adam: You knew my family? / Obi-Wan: I was good friends with your father. A long time ago, during... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0725.html |
| Episode 726: Hermit Gab | Obi-Wan: Listen to me. Your life is a lie. / Adam: Er, sure. Look, it's been real nice talking to you, crazy old guy. / Adam: I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. / [[Obi-Wan retrieves something from a chest]] / Obi-Wan: Your father's laser sword. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0726.html |
| Episode 727: The Cake is a Lie | Obi-Wan: Your name is Luke. Luke Amidala. / Luke: What? / [SFX]: whooom / Luke: Whoa, this is definitely better than binoculars. / Obi-Wan: I was there when your mother named you. Your real mother. / C-3PO: We were all there at your birth. / Luke: Whoa. That's not true. That's impossible! / Luke:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0727.html |
| Episode 728: Visited Upon the Son | Luke: How can I be one of these Jedi? I've never even heard of them before. / Obi-Wan: Your true father was a powerful Jedi, a strong user of the Force. / Luke: The Force? / [SFX]: whooom / Obi-Wan: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the Galaxy together. / Obi-Wan:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0728.html |
| Episode 729: The Sins of the Father | Luke: I still can't believe Owen and Beru would lie to me. / Obi-Wan: They had to. They were protecting you... in their own unique way. / Luke: Tell me about my parents. Where are they? / Obi-Wan: Your father Anakin used his Jedi powers for his own gains. It corrupted him. He betrayed and murdered... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0729.html |
| Episode 730: Rabbiting On | Luke: So that story you droids told about saving the Galaxy is true? / R2-D2: Yeah! Here, Obi-Wan, check out this message from Senator Organa. / [SFX]: < whir fidooby squee bop pating doip ding > / GM: Annie, you're up. / Leia: Anyhow, that total bitch Senator Estornii of Ord Zeuol had exactly the... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0730.html |
| Episode 731: Conviction | Luke: All right, I'm convinced. This is an important mission. What do we do now? / Obi-Wan: Get a ship to Naboo at Mos Eisley spaceport. / R2-D2: No, just take us to my dreadnought. I'll have it up and running in no time. / Obi-Wan: I don't think so. / R2-D2: Okay, fine, be that way. Looks like I... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0731.html |
| Episode 732: In Space, No One Can Hear Your Scene | GM: Let's, uh... go to the Peace Moon. / General Tagge: Once this Peace Moon is fully operational we are vulnerable. The Senate will seize command. They're more dangerous than you realise. / Admiral Motti: Dangerous to your incompetent leadership, Commander, but not to this Peace Moon. / General Tagge:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0732.html |
| Episode 733: Can't Take a Choke | T?rkin: Ze Imperial Senate will be moving into zeir newly completed chombeurs on Levels 129 to 157. / T?rkin: Ah expect your full cooperation as zey tour ze Galaxy on zeir inaugural goodwill inspection. / General Tagge: That's impossible! How can we maintain control here with 29 levels of bureaucracy? / T?rkin:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0733.html |
| Episode 734: The Incredible Smoking Hulk | GM: Back on Tatooine, you come across the Jawas? / R2-D2: Great! / GM: ?slaughtered. Their sandcrawler is a smoking hulk. / R2-D2: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? / Obi-Wan: We search for tracks. / GM: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0734.html |
| Episode 735: Beru-Owen-inated! | [[beat - Luke comes across the destroyed Lars homestead]] / [[beat - close up of two smoking bodies]] / Luke: I can't believe they're dead. They... were prepared for anything. / C-3PO: So I guess you don't need to melt us down any more? / Luke: What, and deny their last request? http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0735.html |
| Episode 736: Needling the Prisoner | Darth Vader: Princess Organa. I trust you are comfortable. / Leia: Go to hell. / Darth Vader: We're on the trail of those plans you stole. / Leia: I got no idea what you're talking about. / Darth Vader: We traced them to a desert Rebel hideout. / Darth Vader: Your defensive arsenal impressed even... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0736.html |
| Episode 737: My Way or the Fire Way | Obi-Wan: The Jawas should be burned. It is their way. / R2-D2: My way too. / R2-D2: Oh, you mean the dead ones. Fine. Here, I've already looted these. / [[Luke arrives back]] / Luke: Owen and Beru are dead. The homestead was all shot up. / C-3PO: Oh no! / Luke: I thought they could defend against... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0737.html |
| Episode 738: Chuting the Moon | Luke: I can't believe it. I looked up. I went out at night. I talked to strangers. And now it's happened, they're dead. / Captain Antilles: [[dead]] Don't sweat it. That happens to me all the time. / Luke: I don't know what to do next. / C-3PO: You could help us save lives. Help us with the Peace... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0738.html |
| Episode 739: Burning Down the House | Luke: Okay, I'll help you, I guess. Until we find a blast furnace. / Obi-Wan: Very well. We should leave right away. Guess I should cancel my Tatooine Times delivery. / R2-D2: You're never coming back, you know. Let's burn your hovel to the ground. That will send the right message. / Obi-Wan: Unlike... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0739.html |
| Episode 740: A Rolling Stone Gathers no Scum | Captain Antilles: [[dead]] Hey everyone. Guess what! My character is three and a half pages of pure awesome. I'm ready to roll! / R2-D2: Judgement withheld until evidence is produced. / GM: Jim's devised an... interesting back-story. I'm all set to introduce his new character this session. / GM: The... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0740.html |
| Episode 741: I Knew We Should Have Taken That Left Turn at Mos Albuquerque | Obi-Wan: We have to do something about your last name. Amidala will ring alarm bells. / Luke: Potter. / C-3PO: Yeah! / GM: GM says "No". That's not original. / Luke: Potter-underscore-1337? / Obi-Wan: Um... something more spacey. / Luke: Luke... Star. / C-3PO: You're not the sheriff! / Luke:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0741.html |
| Episode 742: Painting the Town Green | R2-D2: Oh. Ooooooh. / R2-D2: You. Bastard. / C-3PO: What? / R2-D2: I... oh god, no. / R2-D2: This... this town. This entire town. / R2-D2: This beautiful, elaborate miniature... it's made out of pieces of the dreadnought miniature. / R2-D2: My dreadnought! My beautiful dreadnought! / R2-D2: Mos... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0742.html |
| Episode 743: Blast from the Past | Luke: And what are these miniatures? Dinosaurs? / C-3PO: Oooh. / GM: They're alien beasts of burden. / Luke: They look like dinosaurs. / R2-D2: I think they're dinosaurs. / GM: Fine. They're alien dinosaurs being used as beasts of burden. / Luke: What are they carrying? / GM: Carrying riders,... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0743.html |
| Episode 744: I'll Tell You What You Want, What You Really Really Want | Trooper 1: You there, stop. / C-3PO: Jim, is this you? / Captain Antilles: [[dead]] Tempting... but no. / Trooper 1: We're looking for a dangerous lunatic and two droids. He's a home-schooled survivalist from a nearby off-the-grid compound. Have you seen anything unusual lately? / Luke: [[small]]... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0744.html |
| Episode 745: He's a Freighter Pilot and He's Okay | Obi-Wan: We need to find a pilot who can take us to Naboo. / Captain Antilles: [[dead]] Oooh, interesting. I wonder who that could be? / Obi-Wan: Most of the best freighter pilots can be found here in this cantina. / R2-D2: So... where do we go to find Jim's character? / Luke: Are you sure about... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0745.html |
| Episode 746: Footloose | [[A montage of shots of various aliens inside the cantina, with the band playing music over the top]] / Luke: Wow, I've never seen so many people, and... things. / C-3PO: The things are also people. / Luke: What, even that thing? / R2-D2: It's a sock pupp... well, actually it's just a sock. / GM:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0746.html |
| Episode 747: I'd Like to Buy a Vowel | GM: Obi-Wan, you chat to a guy called BoShek. / R2-D2: Is this your new character, Jim? / Captain Antilles: [[dead]] No, not yet. / BoShek: Pilot, huh? This Wookiee should be able to help you. / R2-D2: Is that your new character? / Captain Antilles: [[dead]] Nope! He's my sidekick. How cool is that?... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0747.html |
| Episode 748: Monky Business | Wuher: Och! We dinnae sarve his kind here! / Luke: What? / Wuher: Yer druid. It'll have to wait ootside. We dinnae want him here, ye ken? / Obi-Wan: I'm not a druid. I'm a... monk. / Wuher: Nae, laddie! Tha wee metal druid, 'e's on oor blacklist. / R2-D2: What, me? / R2-D2: How come?! / GM: You... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0748.html |
| Episode 749: The Need for Theed | Luke: I'll have a blue milk special. / Wuher: A whut, noo? / Luke: You know, blue milk. / Wuher: Nivver heared o' sooch a ridiculous thing. In here, we puir whisky. / Luke: Whoa. Uh, one of those then, I guess. / Obi-Wan: I'm looking for a fast ship to Naboo. No questions asked. / Chewbacca: Naboo? / Chewbacca:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0749.html |
| Episode 750: Teh Bukkit, You Will Kikkit! | Luke: So... tough moisture farming season, huh? / Ponda Baba: You talkin' to me? / Luke: Er... / Ponda Baba: I don't see no one else here, you must be talkin' to me. / Luke: Yes? / Ponda Baba: You see, when someone takes the mickey?to my face?I want to make sure they're talkin' to me. Before I take... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0750.html |
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