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| Episode 541: The Gun-gone Peace Moon | [[Palpatine's office; Palpatine is looking at a hologram of some construction plans]] / [[Anakin enters]] / Anakin: Excuse me, Chancellor. / Palpatine: Er... Anakin. Yes; what is it? / Anakin: They were the Peace Moon plans you were looking at, weren't they? / Palpatine: The Moon's, er, symbolism... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0541.html |
| Episode 542: Strategic Defence Initiative | Palpatine: Anakin, you must understand that while symbolism can be powerful, sometimes it must be backed up. / Anakin: Oh, I know, Chancellor. I'm on your side. / Anakin: Why do you think I've kept your little game secret? Protected you? / Palpatine: The Peace Moon is to be a deterrent; an implement... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0542.html |
| Episode 543: Sworded Demands | Anakin: Give me control of the military. I need their power to hunt down the Sith who have infiltrated the Jedi Order. / Palpatine: No; absolutely not. / Anakin: I see the time has come for more than gentle persuasion. / [SFX]: Whooom [[Anakin draws his laser sword]] / Palpatine: Are you threatening... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0543.html |
| Episode 544: Dino versus Gyro - Round One: FIGHT! | Obi-Wan: You're not getting away this time. / General Grievous: Ah, the thrill of the chase! Toot the horns! Release the hounds! / [SFX]: Kzrzk / Obi-Wan: I'm chasing you! / General Grievous: The most dangerous game! Exhilarating, is it not? / [SFX]: Kzrzk / Obi-Wan: I leap across. / [[Obi-wan... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0544.html |
| Episode 545: An Offal You Can't Refuse | Obi-Wan: I Force Dodge, then disarm Grievous with the staff. 15. / [SFX]: kzrzk / [SFX]: kzrzk / [SFX]: whack! / GM: You knock his blaster away... without cutting a hand off! / R2-D2: You're losing your touch. / Obi-Wan: I try to knock him down. 19! / [SFX]: whack! / General Grievous: Hiding... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0545.html |
| Episode 546: Chrome is Where the Heart Is | Padm?: Punch him in the actuators! / [SFX]: 16! / [SFX]: Wham! / Obi-Wan: Owww!!! / GM: Your blow knocks Grievous's breastplate loose. / Obi-Wan: Hmmm. What's he hiding behind there? / [SFX]: Riiip! / GM: You see an atrophied, beating heart. / Obi-Wan: Why, in a cybernetic body, have you kept... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0546.html |
| Episode 547: To Take Up Arms | [SFX]: throw [[Grievous grabs Obi-Wan and tosses him]] / General Grievous: Sprout wings, little grub! [[as Obi-Wan flies through air]] / [SFX]: thud! / General Grievous: For I shall have your greedy hands. / Obi-Wan: What? What for? / General Grievous: You do not see their inner light? Snicker-snack!... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0547.html |
| Episode 548: Heart Attack | [SFX]: Pow! / [SFX]: Pow! / General Grievous: [[on fire]] Ooh! How mildly annoying. / Padm?: Good work! / Obi-Wan: Grievous's last words inspired me. / Padm?: Revenge for him cutting my tongue out! Excellent. / Obi-Wan: No, I thought about what Qui-Gon would do, rather than some clever way out. / [SFX]:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0548.html |
| Episode 549: I Have No Moth, Yet Ice Cream | Yoda: "Monstrous Metal Mastermind Meets his Match!" / Obi-Wan: Well, that's dealt with. I'll go to Naboo now. / [SFX]: climb [[Obi-Wan climbs back on to the landing platform]] / [SFX]: toss [[Obi-Wan tosses aside the blaster]] / GM: What? Really? / Obi-Wan: With Grievous dead I have no reason to... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0549.html |
| Episode 550: The Sith Sense | Anakin: Master Windu, do you ever dream of death? / Mace Windu: I... You know it's funny, I never seem to remember my dreams. / Anakin: I've had dreams about Padm? dying. / Anakin: Do you know who kills her? In my visions? / Mace Windu: I... / Anakin: A Sith Lord. / Mace Windu: What? Who? / Anakin:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0550.html |
| Episode 551: SithBusters | Mace Windu: ... I see. So the entire Jedi Council are Sith Lords? That just sounds wrong. / Anakin: http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0551.html |
| Episode 552: Staked Through the Heart, And You're to Blame | Anakin: I'll give Mace Windu time to arrest Palpatine. Meanwhile, I can access the Jedi Archives from the Council Room, right? / Padm?: Wait, wait, wait. Time out. So Puppeteen's the bad guy? / Obi-Wan: Um... / Padm?: Look, I want to make sure we get it right this time. After... you know. / R2-D2:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0552.html |
| Episode 553: High Time We Made a Stand | Padm?: See, why don't you trust me? Why don't you tell me stuff? / Anakin: Okay, okay. / Anakin: Padm?, I've been meaning to share more with you. Promise you won't get angry? / Padm?: Um, sure. Anakin. / Anakin: Palpatine is a good man, but he needs persuasion. I've told Mace Windu that Palpatine... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0553.html |
| Episode 554: Breaking News | Padm?: So, this is great! How can I help? / Anakin: There's one unknown factor. We need to find out who Gunray's sleeper agents are. I'm checking the Archi? / Padm?: You mean apart from Mace Windu? / Anakin: Muh... buh? / Padm?: I wonder who the others could be. / Anakin: Mace Windu? / Padm?: Sure.... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0554.html |
| Episode 555: No Arrest For the Wicked | [[Anakin runs to a flying car]] / [[the car flies across Coruscant]] / [[Anakin arrives and climbs out]] / [[Anakin runs to Palpatine's office]] / Anakin: Oh, I have a bad feeling about this. / [[Anakin enters to find Mace Windu standing over Palpatine with a laser sword]] / Palpatine: Anakin!... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0555.html |
| Episode 556: Palpatine Uses LIGHTNING! It's Not Very Effective... | Mace Windu: Enough talk. You know what? I'm gonna deliver justice. Right here. Right now. / Anakin: Nooo!! / [[Palpatine defends himself against Mace with Force Drain lightning]] / [SFX]: KRZZRKZKZZZZT! / [SFX]: KRZZRKZKZZZZT! / [[Palpatine's face is deformed as Mace deflects the lightning back... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0556.html |
| Episode 557: Wake Up and Smell the Ozone | Mace Windu: You old fool. Force Drain only works as a defence against someone who is angry. / Anakin: Master Windu, listen to me! I know who Nute Gunray's sleeper agent is! / Mace Windu: Obviously the Chancellor. / Anakin: No. It's you, Mace. / Mace Windu: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible! / Anakin:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0557.html |
| Episode 558: Mace of Disruption | Palpatine: Traitor! / [SFX]: krzzrkzkzzz... [[Palpatine hits Mace Windu with Force Drain]] / Mace Windu: Oh my god! I remember everything now! / Mace Windu: I've been controlled... altered... implanted... / [SFX]: Krzzrkzzz... / Mace Windu: Nute Gunray is behind everything... / Mace Windu: The... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0558.html |
| Episode 559: The Power of Sith | Palpatine: What was Master Windu talking about before he died? / Anakin: Nute Gunray is clearly behind a Jedi conspiracy against the Republic. / Palpatine: This... is most disturbing. / Anakin: Gunray used his Sith powers to infiltrate the Jedi Order and recruit followers. / Anakin: Your arrest was... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0559.html |
| Episode 560: And Their Little Padawans Too | Palpatine: Up until now I never believed it possible; I thought your insistence on Sith machinations to be a result of your... unusual upbringing. / Palpatine: But this assassination attempt has revealed the wisdom of your insights. / Palpatine: We must act swiftly; they will soon know their scurrilous... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0560.html |
| Episode 561: Annie-Be-Dextrous | Palpatine: No, Anakin. / Palpatine: Enough death! / Palpatine: We can find a diplomatic solution; impose sanctions on the Jedi through the Senate if necessary. / Anakin: The Senate that is currently in open rebellion against you? / Palpatine: I am confident it is a limited movement with no real chance... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0561.html |
| Episode 562: Hangin' With the Hood | Palpatine: You have made me see the folly of fear and violence. / Palpatine: Too much death has been wrought through my misguided attempt to arm the Peace Moon; we must destroy the plans, before Gunray or anyone else can use them. / Palpatine: This is why we need the Jedi. They are the only ones? / Anakin:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0562.html |
| Episode 563: Tried and Trusted | Anakin: You must give the order, Chancellor. / Palpatine: Yes... Yes, of course. / Palpatine: Go arrest all the Jedi in the Temple; take the 501st Legion with you. / Anakin: You mean kill them. / Palpatine: No. There may be innocents among them; each one will be tried. / Anakin: Very well. But the... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0563.html |
| Episode 564: Politic Action | Obi-Wan: Hey everyone. Looks like we're the last to arrive. / R2-D2: What's the news, Sally? / Yoda: I'm not a reporter, silly! They don't go down in history. I'm going to be making the news. / Obi-Wan: She's running for class captain at school. / Yoda: And then Prime Minister! I'm going to be a... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0564.html |
| Episode 565: Lost and Found | GM: Meanwhile on Utapau, the clones are battling Grievous's army. / Obi-Wan: Commander Cody, take a platoon and secure the power generators. The natives are allies, so be careful what you fire at. / Commander Cody: Yes, sir! No shooting natives, check. / Obi-Wan: I'll try to cut off the Trade Federation's... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0565.html |
| Episode 566: Clones Get Their Kicks | [SFX]: riiing! Palpatine: Clone commanders, I... have a new order for you. / Commander Cody: Yes, sir! / Palpatine: Um, this is awkward; you see, it's like this. / Commander Cody: You can rely on us, sir! / Palpatine: The Jedi have become a threat to the Republic, and... um... / Commander Cody:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0566.html |
| Episode 567: That Sinkhole Feeling | GM: Roll for not falling off the cliff. / Obi-Wan: 12. / GM: At a minus 8 Surprise penalty. / [SFX]: Crack / [SFX]: Rumble rumble / Padm?: But he shouldn't be surp? oh, hang on. / GM: You start plummeting down the kilometre-deep sinkhole. / R2-D2: Bet you wish you had thrusters now! / Padm?:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0567.html |
| Episode 568: So Long and Thanks for All the Bigger Fish | Commander Cody: Nobody could have survived a fall like that. / [[shot of Obi-Wan climbing out of water]] / [[cut to clones killing Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi]] / Clone Trooper: So sorry. / [SFX]: Pow! / [SFX]: Pow! / [[cut to clones killing Jedi Master Aayla Secura]] / Clone Trooper: Nothing personal. / [SFX]:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0568.html |
| Episode 569: Non-Core Promise | Yoda: You're not going to try to kill me, are you? / Clone Trooper: Well... now that you mention it... / Clone Trooper: This is a little awkward. / Yoda: Right, bring it on! / Clone Trooper: Really? Thank you, sir! That makes me feel so much less conflicted. / Clone Trooper: If you'll just stand... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0569.html |
| Episode 570: Once More Unto the Breach | Yoda: Come on, my Wookiee friends! Your great leader has work to do! / Obi-Wan: Okay, that's good. You stay on Kashyyyk. We can save the Republic without your help. / Yoda: I don't have to listen to you, or anyone! You're the one stuck in a rut! / Obi-Wan: I'm doing medicine for my own reasons. / Yoda:... http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0570.html |
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