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| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Courtroom, Lawsuit, Verdict, Mercy
/ Pitbull: In closing, I'd simply like to point out that Mr. Huggins has no real proof of anything. This case should have been thrown out long ago.
/ Judge: Your closing statement, Mr. Huggins. / Hug: Yeah. This case should have been thrown out. But so what?... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=90 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Geology, Bad Poetry
/ My Great Rock Ode by Snugglypoo / Igneous and Sedimentary,
/ They come in many styles that vary. / Some are metamorphic too,
/ Do you like rocks, cuz I sure do. / Some are round and some are flat,
/ some have stripes just like a cat. / Some are speckled, bright and clean,
/ some... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=91 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Groundskeepers, Lawn mower, Four Noble Truths, frivolous lawsuits
/ Snug: I don't think Hug really wanted to win his court case.
/ Paddy: What makes you say that? / Snug: He's always saying how it's better not to want stuff, because the more you want something the more hurt you feel when you... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=92 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Paddy: Are you sure it was one of your rocks?
/ Snug: Maybe not, but... It was round. And shiny! It must have fallen out of my rock sack. / Paddy: You can stand on my shoulders.
/ Snug: I think I'll use a ladder, thank you very much. / Paddy: I wonder if he was swimming.
/ Snug: Mr. Dibbington only swims... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=93 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Mystery, Sleuthing, Free Range, Gourmet Snacks, Champagne, Mr. Dibbington, eccentricity, indoor pools
/ Hug: So that's his pool.
/ Snug: Eerie, isn't it? / Hug: If he's as eccentric as they say, maybe he just wanted to convert it into a free range greenhouse.
/ Snug: I'm sure he would have asked... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=94 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Mystery, Chicanery, Dumbwaiter, Secret Garden
/ Hug: So now what?
/ Snug: I think we should check out the wine cellar, but it's locked. / Hug: Does he have a dumbwaiter?
/ Snug: He has a butler... but he seems pretty smart to me. / Hug: Really?
/ Snug: What?
/ Hug: Please tell me you're-- Are... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=95 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Mystery, Shell Company, Missionary Work, Vacation, Imposter, Mansion, Birthday Cards.
/ Hug: I didn't mean to say simple-minded, but I don't think a vacation is the best explanation.
/ Snug: So you think it's missionary work? / [Hug rolls his eyes at Snug] / Snug: He isn't dead, Hug. I talk... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=96 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Snug: Hug thinks his lawyers are pretending he's still alive so they can keep getting money from his companies.
/ Paddy: It's not fair. How come mean critters are so smart? / Snug: Oh look, the fake CP just logged on. / [on screen] CPD: Hi Snugglypoo... I need your help. / [on screen] Snug: Anything... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=97 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Shell company, pyramid scheme, conspiracy
/ Hug: So how did you find him?
/ Snug: He was in the phonebook.
/ Hug: Really? / Hug: I wonder how he lost touch with his father. / Larry: Hey...
/ Snug: Are you Lawrence P. Dibbington? / Larry: They call me Larry.
/ Snug: Oh... sorry. / [Snug walking... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=98 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Larry: We lost touch when I got hooked on g'oo. He kicked me out, and by the time I got clean I was too proud to give him a call.
/ Snug: Hug, you're also too--
/ Hug: No, I'm not. / Snug: So you're his only relative?
/ Larry: He was an orphan and mom passed a long time ago.
/ Snug: That's super sad. / Hug:... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=99 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Crime, conspiracy, fraud, abuse of corpse, old money
/ HEADLINE: Six Indicted For Fraud, Abuse of Corpse / Snug: And Larry said we could all stay!
/ Hug: Seems generous. So how long do you think it'll be before he runs the Dibbington empire into the ground? / Snug: Maybe he won't. Except... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=100 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Death, Heaven, Hell, Suicide, Hugs, Cookies and Butterflies
/ Snug: What do you think happens when you die?
/ Hug: I?m guessing I?ll probably go to hell. / Hug: Where I?ll be forced to live in a cubicle and pay endless compliments to Megacorp stooges while being prodded in my backside by gloating... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=101 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Death, Life, Happiness, Imagination
/ Snug: Do you think he died happy?
/ Hug: I doubt anyone enjoys the experience. / Snug: I meant looking back at all the stuff he did.
/ Hug: So did I. / Snug: Come on, Hug. / Hug: He died alone. Estranged from his family, surrounded by critters he couldn?t... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=102 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Executive Compensation, Executive Pay
/ Snug: Watcha reading?
/ Hug: Another article about how much the top leeches at Megacorp rake in. / Snug: Oh, Hug. Why do you do that to yourself?
/ Hug: If I knew I'd be a better critter. / Snug: Don't they make like fifty times--
/ Hug: Try five hundred.
/ Snug:... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=103 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Snug: Hug?
/ Hug: Yeah? / Snug: What do you think those meditation critters think is happening to them? / Hug: Nothing. And they like it that way. / Snug: You think they think nothing is happening?
/ Hug: What else could it be? / [They sit by the river] / Snug: What do you suppose nothing feels like?
/ Hug:... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=104 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Religious, Meditation, Highfalutin, Friendship
/ Snug: What would you think if I wanted to try to do what those meditation critters are doing?
/ Hug: It?d be fine with me. / Hug: As long as we didn?t have to talk about it. / Snug: Don?t you sometimes wonder if there is more stuff happening... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=105 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Drugs, bastions of influence, sunsets, lightness of being.
/ [8:00AM]
/ Snug: It would be like a rocket ship except you could live on it. / Snug: We?ll all be space tourists. Assuming drugs that make us live extra long exist soon.
/ Hug: Sadly, they probably will. / [11:00AM]
/ Hug: And it has... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=106 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Critters in power, polemics, oppression, equality, complaining
/ Hug: My point is that anyone you give power to is just gonna wind up like Megacorp. / Hug: You take any oppressed group and give them power and chances are they?re going to use it to oppress some other group. / [Hug waits for... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=107 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Passenger: If this were the last day of your life, what would you do?
/ [Hug thinks: What do you care?]
/ Hug: Probably whatever I?ve always wanted to but never have. / Passenger: Like what? / [Hug draws a blank] / Passenger: I?d want to get a last look at everything that meant something to me. / Hug:... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=108 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Hug: What would you do if you know it was the last day of your life? / Snug: All the stuff I?ve wanted to do, but haven?t.
/ Hug: Like what? / [Snug draws a blank] / Hug: See. The same thing happened to me. / Snug: What?s it mean?
/ Hug: Maybe that we?re good critters who got it right? / Snug: I... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=109 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | [Hug sits at Auntie Jean?s alone] / [Hug sighs] / [Hug passes a sign: Temple of Salvation?This Sunday, Why God forbids us to where red] / [Another sign: First Shermanist Fellowship Hall?Sherman suffers for you.] / [Billboard: Want to avoid spending an eternity tormented? Join us!]
/ Hug: What a bunch... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=110 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Meditation, Cults, Scams, Sarcasm, The Smiling Truth
/ Bunny: So tell me... what about Smiling Truth feels like a scam? / Hug: They promise you happiness, and in return you surrender your opinions and help them pay for their gigantic compound. / Bunny: Ah... but the grounds are for all. A... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=111 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Cults, Brainwashing, Meditation, Robes
/ [Snug meditates with a bunny and a cat as Hug looks on, concerned] / Hug: So they hooked you, huh?
/ Snug: I hooked myself. Or unhooked myself. / [Snug looks confused] / Snug: I don't really know what the words they use mean yet. / [Hug sees their... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=112 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Meditation, Brainwashing, Big Mind, Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong
/ Hug: What exactly are you getting out of this?
/ Snug: A chance to discover the truth.
/ Hug: About what? / Snug? About the way things are. / [Huggins ponders] / Snug: I'm not good at wording it yet... but you see how your brain works... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=113 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Brainwashing, Meditation
/ Snug: So you came out here to prove it's not worth coming out here?
/ Hug: Pretty much. / Snug: You couldn't do that from your tree? / [Hug glowers, Snug looks sad] / Hug: You alright?
/ Snug: I'm trying not to think about what you're doing.
/ Hug: Sounds painful. / Snug:... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=114 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Meditation and Drowsiness
/ Snug: Maybe you could give it one more try, Hug.
/ Hug: Why? / Snug: Because the first time you are actually nice enough to yourself and your thinking, something warm and super happens. / Hug: I don't see the point of being nice to myself. You're nice enough for... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=115 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Hug: So you really get something from this?
/ Snug: I do.
/ Hug: Other than sleepy? / Snug: Other than sleepy.
/ Hug: Bored? / Snug: Other than bored.
/ Hug: What? / Snug: I'm not sure yet, but I think this might be the start of a different time in my life. / Hug: Seriously?
/ Snug: Yeah. / Snug: Something... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=116 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Hug: The good citizens of Villeville may be operating under the collective delusion there's democracy here, but in reality Megacorp has been the City's gatekeeper for ages. / Giraffe: Ages?
/ Hug: Yeah. It goes back a really long time. / Giraffe: I got that, but how long? / [Hug ponders, heads for... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=117 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Locomotive, wild west, corporations, Villeville, Drug & Sundry, etc. / Hug: Headed for Villeville?
/ Greta: Yeah. / Hug: Dangerous town for a woman to be traveling to alone.
/ Greta: I'm meeting my husband. But I appreciate you concern, Mr..?
/ Hug: Huggins. / Hug: So what's your husband do?
/ Greta:... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=118 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Gordy: Darling, I've missed you. / Gordy: Was it a long ride into Villeville?
/ Greta: I had Mr. Huggins to keep me company. / Gordy: Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Huggins. What brings you to Villeville?
/ Hug: I'm hoping to get on at the textile mill.
/ Greta: His real dream is to become a station agent.
/ Gordy:... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=119 |