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| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | [Hug fills out the lawsuit form] / Snug: How much are you asking for?
/ Hug: Nothing unfair. Just every cent in profit they made from g?oo / [Snug stares, incredulous] / Hug: What? They?re the ones who got me addicted to the stuff. / Snug: What if you lose?
/ Hug: What are they going to do? Take... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=60 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | [Hug lounges in his tree, Smiley-croc approaches] / Smiley: I hear you?ve been having a rough time of it lately.
/ Hug: What?s it to you? / Smiley: I find in such times it helps to remember the small pleasures in life.
/ Hug: I?d rather deal with the large troubles. / Smiley: You can take solace in... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=61 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Traffic Trouble, Road Rage, Cab Companies
/ Hug: What are you two doing out? / Snug: We got the afternoon off.
/ Paddy: CP wants to see what the estate looks like empty in the middle of the day.
/ Hug: I can appreciate that. / [HONK!!!] / Cabby: I don?t know who taught you how to drive, but... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=62 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Community Meeting, Road Rage, Anchorman
/ [A greyhound punches a bear] / Cat Reporter: A startling new trend has some critters wondering if it might be time to become a little less trendy.
/ Hug: Did he really just say that? / Cat Reporter: An emergency community meeting has been called to... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=63 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Community Meeting, Road Rage
/ Polly Wally: I think we?ve gotten some strong suggestions here tonight. And we are going to look seriously into implementing them. / Polly Wally: A positive ad campaign, a radio station that broadcasts relaxing messages for our drivers, and, perhaps, some traffic... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=64 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Road Rage, Existentialism
/ Weasel: Here there, friend! Do you have a moment? / Hug: Not really. / Weasel: It won?t take long. I just want to let you know that I?m glad you exist. / [Hug scowls] / Weasel: I?m truly glad you exist. / Hug: That makes one of us. Did Snug put you up to this? / Weasel:... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=65 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Road Rage, Propaganda, Research
/ Hug: Weren?t you showing that Megacorp propaganda film a while back? / Weasel: I?m not proud of that. / Hug: how is this any better? / Weasel: I?m getting paid to brighten critters? days. / Hug: Why in the world would they pay? / Weasel: Research has shown... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=66 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Road Rage, Complements
/ Snug: Did you talk to anybody weird today? / Hug: You mean the critters paid to like us?
/ Snug: They're getting paid? / [Hug stares, incredulous] / Snug: Does that mean it doesn't count?
/ Hug: Of course it doesn't. / Snug: But if someone gets paid to build a bridge,... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=67 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Depression, Coffee Shops
/ Snug: Whatcha thinking about, Hug?
/ Hug: The different ways there are to be depressed. / Snug: Uh-oh.
/ Hug: Don?t worry. I?ve got the good kind today. / [Snug is confused] / Hug: Whenever my tummy hurts, for some reason, I get extra sad. It doesn?t have anything... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=68 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Futurism, Nanobots, Depression
/ Snug: Do you think we?ll still be around in five hundred years?
/ Hug: Not unless someone builds me a robot body. / Snug: Not you and me. Everyone. Critters.
/ Hug: Maybe. / Snug: What about Villeville?
/ Hug: It has to be.
/ Snug: How come? / Hug: Someone... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=69 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Road Rage, Joy Drones, Toll Roads, Privatized Infrastructure
/ [Sir Hugs-a-lot awaits helicopter] / Boss: I?m thinking we need to sink our teeth into this traffic thing.
/ Sir Hugs: Beyond sub contracting the Joy Drones? / Boss: Feels like there has to be a bigger pay out for us in there. ... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=70 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Self Worth, Road Rage
/ Weasel: Excuse me? / Hug: You again.
/ Weasel: Just checking in to see how your self worth is doing? / Hug: It?s bankrupt. / [Weasel looks discouraged] / Hug: Try not to take it personally. The sky is still blue as well. How?s the work going? / Weasel: Very well.
/ Hug:... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=71 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Road Rage, Traffic Scars
/ [Weasel stares at Hugs back] / Snug: What are you two doing?
/ Hug: Comparing traffic scars. / Weasel: Some critter threw his mug at me.
/ Snug: That?s really sad. / Weasel: Thanks. By the way, I?m really glad you?re here. I?m glad you?re in the world and talking... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=72 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Road Rage, Contest, Traffic Problems
/ Hug: I?m not saying I?m irritated. I?m just? not sure so many compliments were necessary. / Snug: I was just trying to keep up with your friend.
/ Hug: He?s not my friend. / Snug: He seems to like you.
/ Hug: I?d like me too if someone paid me enough. / Snug:... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=73 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Road Rage, Contest, Traffic Problems
/ Snug: I thought the critters saying nice stuff was helping.
/ Hug: I'm sure this is only to compliment how well that?s going. / [A mob chases the weasel]
/ Elephant: Get him / Snug: Oh neat. They?re already getting started. / Hug: You'd think eventually... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=74 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Road Rage, Competition, Traffic Problems
/ Critter in Booth: Cars should be eliminated. Critters should have to walk everywhere. Until someone invents a foot powered car. Then we can use them again. / Mouse: We need flying cars. How far off could they really be? / Mouse #2: The critter... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=75 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Road Rage, Contest, Traffic Problems, One Way Streets, The Long Night of White Chickens, Francisco Goldman
/ [Hug and Snug walk downtown] / Snug: I think that one curves around and connects to Bluebill Avenue. / [Hug studies the city] / Hug: I think I?ve got it.
/ Snug: Can I see? / [Hug... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=76 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Road Rage, Contest, Traffic Problems, One Way Streets, The Long Night of White Chickens, Francisco Goldman
/ Sir Hugs: It was a great contest with a lot of amazing ideas. But finally, a winner has been chosen. / Sir Hugs: Gus Giggles / [Newspaper: Gus Giggles Wins Contest] / Snug: But that... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=77 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Addiction, Nostalgia
/ Snug: You?ve got that look on your face. / Snug: Are you thinking about g?oo again? / Hug: You never forget your first high. / Snug: Mine was the day I first discovered how wonderful rocks are. / Hug: I suddenly decided I needed to follow the storm drains to the river.... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=78 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Road Rage, Contest, Traffic Problems, One Way Streets, The Long Night of White Chickens, Francisco Goldman
/ Driver #1: You?re going the wrong way, moron.
/ Driver #2: I?m going the wrong way? Are you insane? / Various Drivers: What the hell are you doing/read the sign, jackass/Are you trying... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=79 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Addiction, False Memory, Depression, Relatives
/ Snug: I don?t know what you?re thinking about, but it looks painful. / Hug: Not long before I rode the rails to Villeville, I sort of remember my father telling me I had a wealthy cousin here. / Snug: Ever try to get in touch? / Hug: Nope.... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=80 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Corporate World, Treasure Hunts, Mystery, Space-Time Wormhole
/ Hug: Who?s the bear who can nap like a champ? / Hug: Where are you critters? / Hug: Excuse me, sir. Have you got the time?
/ Dog: 5:15. / [Hug is perplexed] / Hug: It totally threw me for a loop!
/ Snug: You get tourist from... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=81 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Corporate World, Treasure Hunts, Mystery, Sherlock Holmes
/ [Snug approaches Megacorp] / Snug: Come on, mind. Show me the solving moment. / [Snug looks at the elevators] / Receptionist: No there haven?t been any treasure hunts recently. / [Snug admires the building] / Snug: It?s so tall. / Snug:... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=82 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Lawsuit, Parking Fees, Wilmington Courthouse
/ Hug: Slowing down the elevators to make more on parking? / [Hugs anger consumes him] / [Hug fishes for something] / Clerk: What?s this all about? / Hug: I?m suing Megacorp. / Clerk: Get in line, buddy. / Hug: I?ll get in line alright. You... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=83 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Lawsuit, Parking Fees, Wilmington Courthouse
/ Clerk: Mnnnhmmm? I see? / Hug: What? / Clerk: You seriously want to sue Megacorp for everything they made from g?oo?
/ Hug: Yes. Is that a problem? / Clerk: No Of course not. I?m sure they?ll treat it like the well-reasoned document it is. / [Not... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=84 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Black Ops, Lawsuits, Pitbulls, Angry Hippos
/ Pitbull: Are you the worthless waste of life known as Mr. Huggins? / Hug: What do you care?
/ Pitbull: Are you aware of just how much trouble you have made for yourself, you bloated hamster? / Pitbull: Your frivolous lawsuit will be met with a swift... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=85 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Frivilous Lawsuits, Settlement, Bull Terrier
/ Gosh: Good afternoon. Which of you has filed a grievance against Megacorp? / Hug: That would be me.
/ Gosh: I represent Megacorp. We received news of your lawsuit and were deeply distressed. Please, we must be allowed to settle our differences... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=86 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Trial, Courtroom, Lawsuit, Depression, Goodness, Golly & Gosh
/ Judge: Megacorp will be represented by the law firm of Goodness, Golly and Gosh. And Mr. Huggins will be represented by... / Hug: Myself... and an advisor. / Judge: We'll take opening statements starting with Mr. Huggins. / Hug:... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=87 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Frivilous Lawsuit, Courtroom, Cross Examination
/ Hug: I only want to know one thing.
/ Sir Hugs: Yes?
/ Hug: Didn't you actually know g'oo was addictive? / [Sir Hugs-a-lot pauses] / Sir Hugs: No. / Hug: Okay... then... I guess I have a few other questions for you. You soulless liar.
/ Pitbull:... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=88 |
| Mr. Huggins & Snugglypoo | Keywords: Courtroom, Frivilous Lawsuit
/ Pitbull: And just what do you plan to spend your windfall on, Mr. Huggins?
/ Hug: Love and happiness. / Pitbull: Hmm... Spoken like a bear who has been haunted by sadness long before g'oo came along. / [Hug thinks "I'll haunt you with sadness"] / Snug: Mr. Huggins... http://mrhuggins.com/index.php?page=89 |