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| Intergalactic Law 2-001 | Jen and Sko on opposite sides of the table, standing up, hands on the table, leaning toward each other and bickering over each other. Fitz, feet up, leaning back in his chair at the end of the table. Intern is picking through his hair looking for grays. Quieghel sits at the other end, elbow on the... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/01/02/intergalactic-law-2-001/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-002 | JEN: Wait a second - they set up a rogue state where?
/ PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: In the cafeteria. It was a cooperative learning activity. So, do we have a case?
/ JEN: If you were injured in the takeover, we can go for poor working conditions-
/ PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: Oh, no. I'm pleased that... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/01/04/intergalactic-law-2-002/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-003 | Jenny, the Pink Raygun School for Girls Administrator and Fitz.
/ PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: The department claims we teach a questionable curriculum with even more questionable extra-curriculars. / FITZ: Really? Like what? Bra-less volleyball? Zero gravity pillow fights? Home economics? / PINK RAYGUN... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/01/07/intergalactic-law-2-003/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-004 | Fitz confronts Jenny in the corridor as Quiegel approaches.
/ FITZ: How can you not take this case?
/ JENNY: The Pink Raygun School teaches troubled girls to conquer planets! They should be shut down! / QUIEGEL: I'm sure they only teach planet conquering in the metaphoric sense - like through the media... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/01/09/intergalactic-law-2-004/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-005 | Jenny, Fitz and the Pink Raygun School for Girls Administrator back in the office.
/ JENNY: Of course, we'll have to visit the school.
/ FITZ: Goin' to the girl's school - AWESOME! / JENNY: Let's set up a time for Friday.
/ FITZ: That gives me time for a wax. / FITZ: And time to practice my moves.
/ PINK... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/01/11/intergalactic-law-2-005/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-006 | FITZ: Fitz is on the case! I'm going to rescue the girl's school!
/ JENNY: It's not a rescue mission, Fitz! You're not getting out your rescue outfit for this. / FITZ: But it hugs my butt so well... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/01/14/intergalactic-law-2-006/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-007 | Jenny, the Pink Raygun School for Girls Administrator and Fitz.
/ PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: The school is a y-chromosome-free zone. The man can not enter.
/ FITZ: Or what? / PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: Your offending manhood will be removed. Slowly. / PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: I've made arrangements... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/01/16/intergalactic-law-2-007/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-008 | Sko's office. Sko is at her ballet barre.
/ FITZ: Sko, you've got to help me get into that school.
/ SKO: I'm busy, Fitz.
/ FITZ: Hey! How did you get a ballet barre in here?
/ SKO: I know - your clones set it up. And I thank you, but there's no way I can help. Even if you were a woman, I'm not sure you... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/01/18/intergalactic-law-2-008/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-009 | Sko and Jen in the corridor passing by Fitz's office. Sko strides ahead of Jenny, who rushes to keep up with Sko's freaky long legs.
/ SKO: I'll go to the school tomorrow-
/ JENNY: We'll go.
/ SKO: -so call the secretary and let her know I'm coming.
/ JENNY: We're coming.
/ SKO: Have the hovercraft washed... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/01/21/intergalactic-law-2-009/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-010 | Jenny and Sko face off.
/ JENNY: I've had it with you treating me like I'm your personal assistant. / Intern scurries by them with his arms full of dresses, shoes, and wax. Jenny and Sko look down at him, wide-eyed.
/ JENNY & SKO: ??? / Jenny and Sko look toward Fitz's office, eyebrows raised.
/ SKO:... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/01/23/intergalactic-law-2-010/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-011 | Inside Fitz's office. Fitz scrutinizes Intern, who is wearing a dress, high heels and an expression of shame.
/ FITZ: This is why I said round toe pumps. Now we have to pluck your toes.
/ INTERN: I don't think my advisor will consider cross-dressing and breaking in to a girls' school- / FITZ: Has... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/01/25/intergalactic-law-2-011/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-012 | P1
/ Fitz and Intern (in half drag) in a makeshift situation room in front of one of those clear walls you can write on. It has a map of the school on it. Intern is drawing stick figures in various stages of dismemberment on the wall near the school.
/ FITZ: Let's review. Name and place of birth?
/ INTERN.... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/01/28/intergalactic-law-2-012/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-013 | P1
/ Jenny manages to free the tangle of hair from her mouth with her hands.
/ SKO: How ya doing over there?
/ JEN: Just great! Will you stop someplace so I can get a head scarf or something? / P2
/ Sko and Jenny head to the PRG school in Sko's convertible hovercraft. Sko is sitting in the driver's... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/01/30/intergalactic-law-2-013/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-014 | P1
/ Sko and Jenny. Jenny has her head tightly wrapped in a scarf to keep the hair under control.
/ JENNY: How did you get into the Pink Raygun school anyway? I heard you were homeschooled on a trailer planet.
/ SKO: Scholarship. The headmistress was moved by the story of my first corporate takeover.... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/01/intergalactic-law-2-014/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-015 | Jenny and Sko continue their air-car journey to the Pink Raygun School for Girls.
/ JENNY: Hang on! You're a successful attorney, a ballerina, and you own Starkillers Coffee?!?
/ SKO: Yup. I'm also a Jedi Knight, a viper pilot, a sister of the Bene Gesserit, and a hair stylist. / JENNY: Seriously? You're... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/04/intergalactic-law-2-015/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-016 | P1
/ The hover is parked outside the school. Jenny is standing next to it, undoing her head scarf
/ JENNY: When we’re done, I’m taking a cab back to the office.
/ SKO: Cabs won’t come out here.
/ JENNY: Why not? / P2
/ Jenny runs her hand through her hair to fluff it as a laser charges zoom in front... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/06/intergalactic-law-2-016/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-017 | P1
/ Jenny and Sko running frantically through a barrage of laser fire. Jenny’s tail gets grazed by a laser charge. Not injurious, but it singes the fur. / JENNY: I hate this case!
/ SKO: Yeah, really burns your butt, huh?
/ JENNY: What? / P2
/ SKO: Your tail’s on fire. http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/08/intergalactic-law-2-017/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-018 | P1
/ SKO: We should have about five minutes in between classes to make it across the compound. / P2
/ Jenny and Sko are sitting on the ground behind Sko’s hover. Jenny is licking her burned tail.
/ SKO: That’s gross.
/ JENNY: What’s gross is the wicked hairball I’m going to cough up in a minute. http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/11/intergalactic-law-2-018/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-019 | Bell rings signifying the end of class.
/ SKO: There's the bell - get ready to run.
/ JENNY: This case gets better and better. / Jenny and Sko dash toward the school while the next sniper class reports, loads up and some eager beavers start firing.
/ JENNY: Next period hasn’t even started yet! Why... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/13/intergalactic-law-2-019/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-020 | Jenny and Sko reach the door. Jenny is doubled over coughing and gasping for air.
/ SKO: You know, if you did more cardio - / JENNY: BLARRGH! / Jenny has coughed up a hairball on Sko’s boots.
/ SKO: AAAGGH! Hairball! That’s disgusting!
/ JENNY: Told you. http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/15/intergalactic-law-2-020/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-021 | The Pink Raygun Administrator greets Jenny and Sko at the door of the School.
/ PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: Welcome to the Pink Raygun School for Girls! What's that on your foot, Sko?
/ SKO: Hairball from the feline wonder. / PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: We'll just pay a visit to chemical warfare. Get that... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/18/intergalactic-law-2-021/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-022 | P1
/ Intern and Fitz outside the school. Intern is in full drag. Fitz is putting on lipstick, making eyes at himself in compact mirror.
/ INTERN: But, Mr. Fitz. . .
/ FITZ: Call me “mom”. / P2
/ INTERN: Mom, what do I do if I have to go to the bathroom?
/ FITZ: You’ll pee sitting down.
/ INTERN: What... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/20/intergalactic-law-2-022/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-023 | P1
/ Just outside the school. Fitz fusses over Intern’s dress and wig. Intern is giving a big, toothy smile.
/ FITZ: OK, this is it. Show me a smile!
/ Not so much teeth. Don’t squint - you’ll get wrinkles. Great. Why is this dress so tight? Did you have another Starkillers Crappuccino? Those things are... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/22/intergalactic-law-2-023/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-024 | Jenny and Sko follow the Pink Raygun Administrator down the hallway. Inside an office in the background, we see Fitz and Intern in drag.
/ JENNY: I'm surprised you have such a weak stomach - after all, you did date Fitz.
/ SKO: One dinner with his clone is not dating.
/ INTERN: Let me pick my own classes!
/ PINK... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/25/intergalactic-law-2-024/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-025 | Jenny and Sko in a Pink Raygun School for Girls Hallway. Teen girl students walk through the background.
/ SKO: Jenny, this is a waste of time. I can give you all the info we need -
/ JENNY: We need current info. You graduated like, what, a hundred years ago? / SKO: I was eighteen when I graduated!
/ JENNY:... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/27/intergalactic-law-2-025/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-026 | Jenny, Sko and the Pink Raygun Adminstrator continue their tour. / PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: This is "Combat for Petite Sizes."
/ JENNY: Combat? / JENNY: No wonder the Department of Galactic Education wants to shut you down.
/ PINK RAYGUN ADMINISTRATOR: Nonsense. We need to train the girls to survive... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/02/29/intergalactic-law-2-026/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-027 | A classroom full of creepy little white girls.
/ GUIDE: This class is part of Psych Warfare. We call them our “Creepy Little White Girls”.
/ JENNY (to Sko): I bet you did well in this class. / SKO: This tour sure does bring back memories. I remember ...
/ JENNY: Oh, god. Is that Intern? / Sure enough,... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/03/intergalactic-law-2-027/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-028 | Fitz tries to raise Intern on his wrist communicator.
/ FITZ: C'mon, turn on your video feed. I'd better not miss the group shower because of you! Intern? / FITZ: I know you can hear me! (aside to girl: Hey there.) If this thing gets blown because you won't pay attention (aside to self: Yeah, she totally... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/05/intergalactic-law-2-028/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-029 | Quieghel is getting familiar with a pink, vaguely fish-like lady friend in the transporter room as Jenny and Sko materialize.
/ QUIEGHEL: What are you doing back so soon?
/ SKO: You'll see soon enough. (aside to Jenny: Sweet Asimov! Don't any of the men here have work to do?)
/ JENNY (whisper) You're just... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/07/intergalactic-law-2-029/ |
| Intergalactic Law 2-030 | QUIEGHEL: Your little stunt has cost this firm money and reputation! I want you both to think about what you did at the girls' school! / Fitz and Intern walk away from Quieghel as he walks away in the opposite direction. / Quieghel sticks his head back in frame.
/ QUIEGHEL: And this time, try thinking... http://pinkraygun.com/2008/03/10/intergalactic-law-2-030/ |
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