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| ZAP! Eye Spy | Zap: Hello? / Zap: Is there anybody out there? /
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| ZAP! Eye Spy | Zap: Hello? / Zap: Is there anybody out there? /
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| Chapter 1 cover. | {{Cover page for chapter one.}}
/ [[Zap holds an unconscious Reona in his arms. Two GEF soldiers approach. Excelsior is in the background.]]
/ [[Title: Zap! Issue #1 By Chris L. and Pascalle]] http://zapinspace.com/d/20030713.html |
| Beginnings | [[Space, with three celestial objects.]]
/ Narrator: In the future, mankind will unlock the secrets of galactic travel... / [[A spaceship and a planet with a space station ring.]]
/ Narrator: We will build giant space stations...
/ Narrator: From which countless adventures will begin. / [[A large city.]]
/ Narrator:... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030714.html |
| On the Run | [[A dumpster in an alley.]] / [[Something falls into the dumpster.]]
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| Dodge the Lazer | Zap: That was close...
/ Zap: What the heck's going on? / [[Zap hides around the corner from two GEF soldiers.]]
/ Zap (thinking): ?
/ GEF soldier 2: No sir, we're still searching for him.
/ GEF soldier 2: We'll cover the area. / [[Zap is concerned.]]
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| Excelsior. | [[Inside the kitchen of the Excelsior.]]
/ Reona: I'm so tired, Grontar. / [[Grontar hands Reona a mug.]]
/ Grontar: I understand, Reona. I am too.
/ Grontar: Here, drink this. It will help. / Reona: Thanks... / [[Reona drinks from the mug.]] / Reona: We should probably head out and try the next station.
/ Reona:... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030725.html |
| The Robot | [[Grontar is walking down a corridor.]]
/ Grontar (thinking): Reona is getting worse.
/ Grontar (thinking): The loss of our captain happened so recently... / Grontar (thinking): Of course we get the only ship that actually chooses its captain. / [[Grontar operates a control panel.]]
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| Plug In | [[Reona is at the controls as Robot enters the bridge.]]
/ Robot: So, no luck at this port either, eh?
/ Reona: Just plug in and get us to the next station. / [[Robot plugs a connector into his head.]]
/ Robot: Well, aren't we testy today.
/ Robot: I doubt the next port will have Mr. Mystery. / Reona:... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030801.html |
| Catching That Ride/Now What Do We Do? | {{Double issue.}}
/ [[Zap is hiding behind some crates.]]
/ Zap: Almost there...
/ Zap: But I'll have to sprint to an exhaust hatch before I get blasted. / [[A GEF commander in a black uniform orders his troops.]]
/ GEF commander: New orders from the general.
/ GEF commander: Shoot the target on sight. ... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030804.html |
| Time to Go | [[Robot sits in a chair. Reona clasps her hands together.]]
/ Robot: So... should I disengage the launch procedure? / Reona: Yes!
/ Reona: We gotta find who Excelsior chose! / [[Grontar speaks over a video intercom.]]
/ Grontar: Hey! What's going on up there? / Reona: Grontar! Excelsior found the--
/ [[An... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030808.html |
| Been Found Out | [[Grontar speaks over a video intercom. Reona manipulates some controls.]]
/ Grontar: Reona! We must launch! The G.E.F. have caught on to us! / Reona: No! We finally found the chosen captain! / [[Robot relaxes in a chair.]]
/ Robot: Yeah, it's not like we can come back and get him when it's safe.
/ Robot:... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030811.html |
| Wow! Over 1000 hits! | {{Filler comic.}}
/ Narrator: Wow!!! Over 1,000 hits!!!!
/ [[Zap has his arm around Robot.]]
/ Zap: They like me, Robot!
/ Robot: Don't worry, I still hate you.
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| Narrow Escape | [[The GEF forces continue to fire at the Excelsior.]]
/ GEF commander: They're trying to launch! Don't let them get away!
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| Hearing Things | [[Robot is still deadpan. Reona is frazzled. The Excelsior speeds away from the planet.]]
/ {{Robot speaks from a bubble showing his head. Reona's expression is in another bubble.}}
/ Robot: Well, that was easy enough. / Reona: We got away for now. XR-7439-Q, talk to the ship and see if you can find... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030818.html |
| Walkin' the Halls | [[Zap walks down a dim hall.]]
/ Zap: Hello? / [[Zap looks around a corner.]]
/ Zap: Anybody there? / [[Zap grins.]]
/ Zap: I come in peace. / [[Zap frowns.]]
/ Zap: Hmm.. / [[Grontar's silhouette looms behind Zap. Grontar's eyes glow red.]]
/ Zap: Looks like no one's here... / [[Zap turns around and... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030822.html |
| Walkin' the Halls | [[Zap walks down a dim hall.]]
/ Zap: Hello? / [[Zap looks around a corner.]]
/ Zap: Anybody there? / [[Zap grins.]]
/ Zap: I come in peace. / [[Zap frowns.]]
/ Zap: Hmm.. / [[Grontar's silhouette looms behind Zap. Grontar's eyes glow red.]]
/ Zap: Looks like no one's here... / [[Zap turns around and... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030822.html |
| Go Splat | [[Grontar contacts Reona over the video intercom.]]
/ Grontar: Reona
/ Grontar: We've got an intruder down here... / Grontar: Want me to kill him? / [[Reona presses a button on the console.]]
/ Reona: No, Grontar...
/ Reona: I'll come down there. Wait for me before you smash his brains in.
/ Grontar: Yes,... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030825.html |
| Go Splat | [[Grontar contacts Reona over the video intercom.]]
/ Grontar: Reona
/ Grontar: We've got an intruder down here... / Grontar: Want me to kill him? / [[Reona presses a button on the console.]]
/ Reona: No, Grontar...
/ Reona: I'll come down there. Wait for me before you smash his brains in.
/ Grontar: Yes,... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030825.html |
| Four Times the Smell | {{Issue #14 Four Times the Smell}} / [[Grontar holds Zap upside down by one leg.]]
/ Zap: Sooooo...
/ Grontar: Shut up. / [[Close-up of Zap, upside-down]]
/ Zap: Four arms, eh? I bet you go through a lot of deodorant. / {{Zap speaks from off panel.}}
/ [[Close-up of Grontar's eyes]]
/ Zap: But judging... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030829.html |
| Four Times the Smell | {{Issue #14 Four Times the Smell}} / [[Grontar holds Zap upside down by one leg.]]
/ Zap: Sooooo...
/ Grontar: Shut up. / [[Close-up of Zap, upside-down]]
/ Zap: Four arms, eh? I bet you go through a lot of deodorant. / {{Zap speaks from off panel.}}
/ [[Close-up of Grontar's eyes]]
/ Zap: But judging... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030829.html |
| Angelface | {{Issue 15 Angelface}} / [[Grontar holds Zap upside-down, stops just short of punching him. Reona crosses her arms.]]
/ Reona: I told you no brain smashing yet.
/ Grontar: I was waiting, Reona...
/ Grontar: But this vermin was insulting me. / [[Zap extends an upside-down hand to Reona.]]
/ Zap: Reona,... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030901.html |
| Angelface | {{Issue 15 Angelface}} / [[Grontar holds Zap upside-down, stops just short of punching him. Reona crosses her arms.]]
/ Reona: I told you no brain smashing yet.
/ Grontar: I was waiting, Reona...
/ Grontar: But this vermin was insulting me. / [[Zap extends an upside-down hand to Reona.]]
/ Zap: Reona,... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030901.html |
| Garbage | {{Issue #16 Garbage}} / [[Grontar throws Zap into the garbage bin.]]
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| Garbage | {{Issue #16 Garbage}} / [[Grontar throws Zap into the garbage bin.]]
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| Misunderstanding | [[Zap sits in total darkness.]]
/ Zap (thinking): Zunis! It's dark in here.
/ Zap (thinking): That Reona girl was pretty.
/ Zap (thinking): It's too bad I'm about to be sucked out into space and probably implode. I could have hit on her.
/ Zap (thinking): Now that I think about it, this really hasn't been... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030908.html |
| Misunderstanding | [[Zap sits in total darkness.]]
/ Zap (thinking): Zunis! It's dark in here.
/ Zap (thinking): That Reona girl was pretty.
/ Zap (thinking): It's too bad I'm about to be sucked out into space and probably implode. I could have hit on her.
/ Zap (thinking): Now that I think about it, this really hasn't been... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030908.html |
| Smooth | [[Zap is sitting in a chair on the bridge.]]
/ Zap: So you're telling me the spaceship actually chose me to be the captain? / [[Reona is sitting across the table from him.]]
/ Reona: Basically. I assume you are an established intergalactic captain? / [[Zap puts up his hands.]]
/ Zap: Why would you think... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030912.html |
| Unqualified | [[Zap lounges in a chair at the table as Reona's frustration grows.]]
/ Reona: So you have no experience as a captain at all?
/ Zap: Well... no. / [[Reona puts her hand to her face.]]
/ Reona: What do you do then? / [[Zap makes a thinking pose.]]
/ Zap: Actually I can't remember much before a few days... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030915.html |
| No Choice For You | [[Reona yells.]]
/ Reona: No!
/ Reona: I don't care what Excelsior says! We can't go into battle with this thing as captain!! / [[Zap makes an arrogant smarmy pose.]] / Robot: Well, it's not up to you.
/ Zap: No one asked me what I want to do. / [[Robot pokes Zap's chest.]]
/ Robot: It's not up to... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030919.html |
| A Job to Do | [[Reona points at Robot.]]
/ Plug in! Tell me exactly where those cruisers are.
/ Robot: Technically, you aren't in charge anymore, Zap is. / Reona: Just work with me until we get this all figured out! / [[Grontar comes up behind Robot.]]
/ Robot: No way!
/ Robot: I've got a job to do, ya know? / [[Grontar... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030922.html |
| Sittin' Ducks | [[Two cruisers come up to the Excelsior.]] / [[Reona is at the controls.]]
/ Reona: What a place to get chased!
/ Reona: We're in the middle of nowhere. / Reona: There's nothing to hide in...
/ Reona: We're sitting ducks! / [[Zap is standing around.]]
/ {{Reona speaks from off panel.}}
/ Reona: If only... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030926.html |
| Zap On the Bridge | [[Grontar is in the engine room. On the bridge, Reona talks to him over the video intercom.]]
/ Reona: Grontar, have you found any controls for the Hyper Jump yet?
/ Grontar: I'm sorry, Reona. There's just nothing down here for that. / [[Reona yells at Zap.]]
/ Reona: Hey you! Vexler!
/ Reona: Get down... http://zapinspace.com/d/20030929.html |
| Reona In Charge | [[The GEF ships fire on the Excelsior. One hits the ship.]]
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| Hyper Jump | [[Zap sits transfixed, eyes glowing green.]] / [[Reona points at Zap.]]
/ Reona: Hey, Vexler, do me a favor and hit that switch next to the-- / [[Reona waves her hand in front of Zap.]]
/ Reona: What the...? / < http://zapinspace.com/d/20031006.html |
| Orders | [[On the bridge of one of the pursuing GEF cruisers.]]
/ GEF captain: What the heck is that?!
/ GEF bridge officer: I don't know sir...
/ GEF bridge officer: Should I order the attack? / GEF captain: No
/ GEF captain: General Feonix Yago has sent us orders to capture the psychic unharmed.
/ GEF bridge officer:... http://zapinspace.com/d/20031010.html |
| Exodus | [[On the Excelsior's bridge, Reona points at the Hyper Jump portal.]]
/ Reona: The Hyper Jump's working! Take us in there! / [[Robot pulls a large lever on the floor.]]
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