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ZAP! Eye Spy Zap: Hello? / Zap: Is there anybody out there? / / <> / [[Green Eyes]] / Zap: -GASP- / DOOM
ZAP! Eye Spy Zap: Hello? / Zap: Is there anybody out there? / / <> / [[Green Eyes]] / Zap: -GASP- / DOOM
Chapter 1 cover. {{Cover page for chapter one.}} / [[Zap holds an unconscious Reona in his arms. Two GEF soldiers approach. Excelsior is in the background.]] / [[Title: Zap! Issue #1 By Chris L. and Pascalle]]
Beginnings [[Space, with three celestial objects.]] / Narrator: In the future, mankind will unlock the secrets of galactic travel... / [[A spaceship and a planet with a space station ring.]] / Narrator: We will build giant space stations... / Narrator: From which countless adventures will begin. / [[A large city.]] / Narrator:...
On the Run [[A dumpster in an alley.]] / [[Something falls into the dumpster.]] / <> / [[Zap pops out of the dumpster. A chicken bone is stuck in his hair.]] / Zap: Gasp! / Zap: Guess I couldn't make that jump after all... / [[Zap looks to his left.]] / Zap: Uh-oh... / {{Next two panels are inset in the...
Dodge the Lazer Zap: That was close... / Zap: What the heck's going on? / [[Zap hides around the corner from two GEF soldiers.]] / Zap (thinking): ? / GEF soldier 2: No sir, we're still searching for him. / GEF soldier 2: We'll cover the area. / [[Zap is concerned.]] / <> / [[Zap sees the Excelsior in the distance.]] / Zap:...
 
Excelsior. [[Inside the kitchen of the Excelsior.]] / Reona: I'm so tired, Grontar. / [[Grontar hands Reona a mug.]] / Grontar: I understand, Reona. I am too. / Grontar: Here, drink this. It will help. / Reona: Thanks... / [[Reona drinks from the mug.]] / Reona: We should probably head out and try the next station. / Reona:...
The Robot [[Grontar is walking down a corridor.]] / Grontar (thinking): Reona is getting worse. / Grontar (thinking): The loss of our captain happened so recently... / Grontar (thinking): Of course we get the only ship that actually chooses its captain. / [[Grontar operates a control panel.]] / <> / Grontar...
Plug In [[Reona is at the controls as Robot enters the bridge.]] / Robot: So, no luck at this port either, eh? / Reona: Just plug in and get us to the next station. / [[Robot plugs a connector into his head.]] / Robot: Well, aren't we testy today. / Robot: I doubt the next port will have Mr. Mystery. / Reona:...
Catching That Ride/Now What Do We Do? {{Double issue.}} / [[Zap is hiding behind some crates.]] / Zap: Almost there... / Zap: But I'll have to sprint to an exhaust hatch before I get blasted. / [[A GEF commander in a black uniform orders his troops.]] / GEF commander: New orders from the general. / GEF commander: Shoot the target on sight. ...
Time to Go [[Robot sits in a chair. Reona clasps her hands together.]] / Robot: So... should I disengage the launch procedure? / Reona: Yes! / Reona: We gotta find who Excelsior chose! / [[Grontar speaks over a video intercom.]] / Grontar: Hey! What's going on up there? / Reona: Grontar! Excelsior found the-- / [[An...
 
Been Found Out [[Grontar speaks over a video intercom. Reona manipulates some controls.]] / Grontar: Reona! We must launch! The G.E.F. have caught on to us! / Reona: No! We finally found the chosen captain! / [[Robot relaxes in a chair.]] / Robot: Yeah, it's not like we can come back and get him when it's safe. / Robot:...
Wow! Over 1000 hits! {{Filler comic.}} / Narrator: Wow!!! Over 1,000 hits!!!! / [[Zap has his arm around Robot.]] / Zap: They like me, Robot! / Robot: Don't worry, I still hate you. / <> / Narrator: Can you feel the love in the room? Thanks!! From Chris L. and Pascalle
Narrow Escape [[The GEF forces continue to fire at the Excelsior.]] / GEF commander: They're trying to launch! Don't let them get away! / <> / <> / [[Robot is unconcerned. Reona is clutching the console.]] / Robot: We've been hit again... / Reona: No duh!! / Reona: Get us out of here! / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / [[The...
Hearing Things [[Robot is still deadpan. Reona is frazzled. The Excelsior speeds away from the planet.]] / {{Robot speaks from a bubble showing his head. Reona's expression is in another bubble.}} / Robot: Well, that was easy enough. / Reona: We got away for now. XR-7439-Q, talk to the ship and see if you can find...
Walkin' the Halls [[Zap walks down a dim hall.]] / Zap: Hello? / [[Zap looks around a corner.]] / Zap: Anybody there? / [[Zap grins.]] / Zap: I come in peace. / [[Zap frowns.]] / Zap: Hmm.. / [[Grontar's silhouette looms behind Zap. Grontar's eyes glow red.]] / Zap: Looks like no one's here... / [[Zap turns around and...
Walkin' the Halls [[Zap walks down a dim hall.]] / Zap: Hello? / [[Zap looks around a corner.]] / Zap: Anybody there? / [[Zap grins.]] / Zap: I come in peace. / [[Zap frowns.]] / Zap: Hmm.. / [[Grontar's silhouette looms behind Zap. Grontar's eyes glow red.]] / Zap: Looks like no one's here... / [[Zap turns around and...
 
Go Splat [[Grontar contacts Reona over the video intercom.]] / Grontar: Reona / Grontar: We've got an intruder down here... / Grontar: Want me to kill him? / [[Reona presses a button on the console.]] / Reona: No, Grontar... / Reona: I'll come down there. Wait for me before you smash his brains in. / Grontar: Yes,...
Go Splat [[Grontar contacts Reona over the video intercom.]] / Grontar: Reona / Grontar: We've got an intruder down here... / Grontar: Want me to kill him? / [[Reona presses a button on the console.]] / Reona: No, Grontar... / Reona: I'll come down there. Wait for me before you smash his brains in. / Grontar: Yes,...
Four Times the Smell {{Issue #14 Four Times the Smell}} / [[Grontar holds Zap upside down by one leg.]] / Zap: Sooooo... / Grontar: Shut up. / [[Close-up of Zap, upside-down]] / Zap: Four arms, eh? I bet you go through a lot of deodorant. / {{Zap speaks from off panel.}} / [[Close-up of Grontar's eyes]] / Zap: But judging...
Four Times the Smell {{Issue #14 Four Times the Smell}} / [[Grontar holds Zap upside down by one leg.]] / Zap: Sooooo... / Grontar: Shut up. / [[Close-up of Zap, upside-down]] / Zap: Four arms, eh? I bet you go through a lot of deodorant. / {{Zap speaks from off panel.}} / [[Close-up of Grontar's eyes]] / Zap: But judging...
Angelface {{Issue 15 Angelface}} / [[Grontar holds Zap upside-down, stops just short of punching him. Reona crosses her arms.]] / Reona: I told you no brain smashing yet. / Grontar: I was waiting, Reona... / Grontar: But this vermin was insulting me. / [[Zap extends an upside-down hand to Reona.]] / Zap: Reona,...
Angelface {{Issue 15 Angelface}} / [[Grontar holds Zap upside-down, stops just short of punching him. Reona crosses her arms.]] / Reona: I told you no brain smashing yet. / Grontar: I was waiting, Reona... / Grontar: But this vermin was insulting me. / [[Zap extends an upside-down hand to Reona.]] / Zap: Reona,...
Garbage {{Issue #16 Garbage}} / [[Grontar throws Zap into the garbage bin.]] / <><> / Grontar: Stay here. / Grontar: Cherish your last few moments. / [[Zap turns back to Grontar and pleads, already covered in trash.]] / Zap: Hey wait!! I take it back!! / Zap: You don't smell that bad... / {{The...
Garbage {{Issue #16 Garbage}} / [[Grontar throws Zap into the garbage bin.]] / <><> / Grontar: Stay here. / Grontar: Cherish your last few moments. / [[Zap turns back to Grontar and pleads, already covered in trash.]] / Zap: Hey wait!! I take it back!! / Zap: You don't smell that bad... / {{The...
Misunderstanding [[Zap sits in total darkness.]] / Zap (thinking): Zunis! It's dark in here. / Zap (thinking): That Reona girl was pretty. / Zap (thinking): It's too bad I'm about to be sucked out into space and probably implode. I could have hit on her. / Zap (thinking): Now that I think about it, this really hasn't been...
Misunderstanding [[Zap sits in total darkness.]] / Zap (thinking): Zunis! It's dark in here. / Zap (thinking): That Reona girl was pretty. / Zap (thinking): It's too bad I'm about to be sucked out into space and probably implode. I could have hit on her. / Zap (thinking): Now that I think about it, this really hasn't been...
 
Smooth [[Zap is sitting in a chair on the bridge.]] / Zap: So you're telling me the spaceship actually chose me to be the captain? / [[Reona is sitting across the table from him.]] / Reona: Basically. I assume you are an established intergalactic captain? / [[Zap puts up his hands.]] / Zap: Why would you think...
Unqualified [[Zap lounges in a chair at the table as Reona's frustration grows.]] / Reona: So you have no experience as a captain at all? / Zap: Well... no. / [[Reona puts her hand to her face.]] / Reona: What do you do then? / [[Zap makes a thinking pose.]] / Zap: Actually I can't remember much before a few days...
No Choice For You [[Reona yells.]] / Reona: No! / Reona: I don't care what Excelsior says! We can't go into battle with this thing as captain!! / [[Zap makes an arrogant smarmy pose.]] / Robot: Well, it's not up to you. / Zap: No one asked me what I want to do. / [[Robot pokes Zap's chest.]] / Robot: It's not up to...
A Job to Do [[Reona points at Robot.]] / Plug in! Tell me exactly where those cruisers are. / Robot: Technically, you aren't in charge anymore, Zap is. / Reona: Just work with me until we get this all figured out! / [[Grontar comes up behind Robot.]] / Robot: No way! / Robot: I've got a job to do, ya know? / [[Grontar...
Sittin' Ducks [[Two cruisers come up to the Excelsior.]] / [[Reona is at the controls.]] / Reona: What a place to get chased! / Reona: We're in the middle of nowhere. / Reona: There's nothing to hide in... / Reona: We're sitting ducks! / [[Zap is standing around.]] / {{Reona speaks from off panel.}} / Reona: If only...
 
Zap On the Bridge [[Grontar is in the engine room. On the bridge, Reona talks to him over the video intercom.]] / Reona: Grontar, have you found any controls for the Hyper Jump yet? / Grontar: I'm sorry, Reona. There's just nothing down here for that. / [[Reona yells at Zap.]] / Reona: Hey you! Vexler! / Reona: Get down...
Reona In Charge [[The GEF ships fire on the Excelsior. One hits the ship.]] / <> / [[Robot goes flying.]] / <> / Robot: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh / [[Robot holds up a small white flag.]] / Robot: Okay, okay! I surrender!! / Reona: Shut up! / Reona: I have everything under control. I just need to find the switch...
Hyper Jump [[Zap sits transfixed, eyes glowing green.]] / [[Reona points at Zap.]] / Reona: Hey, Vexler, do me a favor and hit that switch next to the-- / [[Reona waves her hand in front of Zap.]] / Reona: What the...? / <> / [[Reona, startled, whips around.]] / Reona: (Gasp) / [[A beam emanating from...
Orders [[On the bridge of one of the pursuing GEF cruisers.]] / GEF captain: What the heck is that?! / GEF bridge officer: I don't know sir... / GEF bridge officer: Should I order the attack? / GEF captain: No / GEF captain: General Feonix Yago has sent us orders to capture the psychic unharmed. / GEF bridge officer:...
Exodus [[On the Excelsior's bridge, Reona points at the Hyper Jump portal.]] / Reona: The Hyper Jump's working! Take us in there! / [[Robot pulls a large lever on the floor.]] / <> / Robot: Let's get out of here! / [[The GEF's lazer damages the Excelsior's engine.]] / <> / <> / [[The...
 

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