You're browsing the archives of Station V3.
You can search these comics too.
show: [ full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 21 January 2004 (#240) | [[Linton buttonholes Emmit for a bit of decisive leadership.]]
/ Linton: Why are you standing around here? You should be out in your shuttle looking for the other half of the station. / [[View from outside the top half of Station V3.]]
/ Emmit (unseen): My shuttle is ON the other half of the station! / [[Linton walks away unsatisfied.]]
/ Linton: Feeble excuse. http://stationv3.com/d/20040121.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 22 January 2004 (#241) | [[Down on the planet, two Rumormongers are comparing rumors on a bluff overlooking a nearby valley.]]
/ Rumormonger 2: My new rumor is that Station V3 has a serious design flaw, and is going to break apart. / [[Close-up on the two Rumormongers, as the bottom half of the station plummets to earth above their heads.]] / Rumormonger 1: How did you do that? http://stationv3.com/d/20040122.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 23 January 2004 (#242) | [[Two Rumormongers look down into the valley where smoke rises from the crater marking the crash of the bottom half of Station V3.]]
/ Rumormonger 2: Wow... Forget it! There's no way anybody survived that. / [[Against all odds, Ebb rises from the crater and floats up to the two Rumormongers on the cliff.]] / [[Rumormonger 1 turns to Rumormonger 2 as Ebb watches them curiously.]]
/ Rumormonger 1: See? I was right. You owe me ten bucks. http://stationv3.com/d/20040123.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 24 January 2004 (#243) | [[On the remaining top half of Station V3, Mr. Maintenance Engineer is standing by a console and relating news to Emmit.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The Station Authority will replace the shuttle and the missing half of the station.
/ Emmit: But what about Floyd and Ebb? / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer turns and reads the console again.]] / [[He turns back to Emmit.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: They're going to replace them too. http://stationv3.com/d/20040124.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 25 January 2004 | Emmit: The station is really in hopeless condition.
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I don't think it's that bad! / [[Something materializes behind Emmit!]] / [[Two of the frog-like pirates have appeared.]]
/ Pirate 1: This is a nice station we're taking over! / [[The pirates look around.]] / Pirate 1: Never mind. / [[The pirates have left.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Okay. It's that bad. http://stationv3.com/d/20040125.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 26 January 2004 (#245) | [[On the recently-damaged Station V3, Linton has a question for Mr. Maintenance Engineer.]]
/ Linton: Where's Morty? / [[View from outside the top half of the station.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer(unseen): He teleported off the station before it broke apart. He was working on the teleport, trying to increase its range.
/ Linton(unseen): Can we get him back? / [[Inside again.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Well, the teleport was...
/ Linton: Right. On the other half of the station. http://stationv3.com/d/20040126.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 27 January 2004 (#246) | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is reading some news from a console to Emmit, who is standing behind him.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The repair crew is waiting until next week so they don't have to be here when the reality warp hits us. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer has a moment of silence while he thinks that over.]] / [[He turns back to Emmit.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I don't like the sound of that... http://stationv3.com/d/20040127.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 28 January 2004 (#247) | [[Down on the planet, Ebb is floating between two Rumormongers... watching the left one, who is looking unsettled.]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Did you feel that?
/ Rumormonger 2: Feel what? / [[Suddenly, time and space experience a vast, shuddering shock, which seems to warp and stretch the fabric of reality itself. The worst of the effects seem to pass right through Ebb.]] / [[As things return to normal, Rumormonger 2 turns back towards Rumormonger 1. Ebb continues to float, apparently unconcerned.]]
/ Rumormonger 2: Okay... I felt that. http://stationv3.com/d/20040128.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 29 January 2004 (#248) | [[Up on the sundered Station V3, Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Linton also feel the shock as time and space shudder, experiencing a blow which distorts the fabric of reality itself.]] / [[The two are knocked off their feet, and lie stunned on the corridor floor as an alternate reality sparkle warns of an incoming visitation.]] / [[Alternate Floyd appears in an alternate reality window.]]
/ Alternate Floyd: Watch out guys! I think there's a reality warp around!
/ Linton(dryly): You don't say... http://stationv3.com/d/20040129.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 30 January 2004 (#249) | [[Alternate Floyd has appeared to Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Floyd in an alternate reality window.]]
/ Alternate Floyd: The fabric of space is stretched very thin in this area, which is why we get reality warps. / [Close-up on Linton.]]
/ Linton: I find that very hard to believe! / Alternate Floyd: But talking to an alternate universe is perfectly normal?
/ Linton: Well... http://stationv3.com/d/20040130.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 31 January 2004 (#250) | [[Alternate Floyd is still speaking to Mr. Maintenance Engineer from his alternate reality window.]]
/ Alternate Floyd: Where's Floyd? I'd like to talk to him! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: We lost him when the station broke apart, but I"m sure he'll turn up soon. / [[Down on the planet, Morty is inspecting the crash site, which looks like a carbonized, flattened mess.]]
/ Floyd(apparenly buried or smashed flat): You're standing on my antenna. http://stationv3.com/d/20040131.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 01 February 2004 (#251) | [[Unit Six and another strange-looking alien check in with Mr. Maintenance Engineer.]]
/ Unit Six: We're here to repair the station. / [[The strange blob-like alien scuttles away, as Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Unit Six speak.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Great! When are you going to start? / [[Close-up on Unit Six.]]
/ Unit Six: Phase One is already complete! / [[Unit Six turns and walks away.]]
/ Unit Six: We'll be back soon to start Phase Two. / [[Close-up on Mr. Maintenance Engineer, who looks a bit non-plussed.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: What was Phase One? / [[A view from outside Station V3(top half) shows a very, very large sign has been attached to the bottom of the broken station.]]
/ Very Large Sign: Out of Order. http://stationv3.com/d/20040201.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 02 February 2004 | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is holding a bug]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I think these bugs I just found are responsible for the station falling apart. / Emmit: Did you get rid of them? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Yes. You might want to avoid the chef's special today. http://stationv3.com/d/20040202.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 03 February 2004 | [[A bug is walking on the station's floor]] / Bug: ! / [[The bug is standing in front of the plant's pot]]
/ Plant (thinking): Don't even think about it. http://stationv3.com/d/20040203.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 04 February 2004 | [[Unit Six approached Linton to talk about the upcoming repairs.]]
/ Unit Six: We need you guys off the station while we work on the repairs. / Linton: Where are we supposed to go? / [[A view from outside the station shows both the old, broken station, with its large "Out of Order" sign, and a new, smaller mini-station labelled "V3-b"]]
/ Unit Six(unseen): That's been taken care of already. http://stationv3.com/d/20040204.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 05 February 2004 | [[From outside the station, both the old and new stations are visible. From the top half of the old station, Unit Six is explaining relocation plans to the V3 crew.]]
/ Unit Six (unseen): Your temporary home used to be Z7. It was decomissioned and put into storage when its crew went insane. / [[There is a moment of silence as the crew digest this.]] / Unit Six (unseen): Sorry, was that too much information?
/ Emmit (unseen): Just a little! http://stationv3.com/d/20040205.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 06 February 2004 | I guess we'd better start moving stuff in and getting settled! / All right. How did the plant get here before we did? http://stationv3.com/d/20040206.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 07 February 2004 | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Linton are standing by the plant]]
/ Linton: Why do you suppose the crew of Station Z7 went insane? / Plant: They had been there so long that they started to imagine their plant was talking to them. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Linton stare at the plant.]]
/ Plant (thinking): That should keep them awake tonight... http://stationv3.com/d/20040207.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 08 February 2004 | [[Station V3 has a sign: "Out of Order". Near it is the smaller Station V3-b.]]
/ V3: We're about to start Phase Two of the repairs! / V3-b: Great! What are you going to do? / V3: We're going to take down the "Out Of Order" sign we put up in Phase One. / V3-b thinks: We're going to be here a while... http://stationv3.com/d/20040208.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 09 February 2004 | [[An unfamiliar robot is standing in the hall on V3, behind Station Security Officer Linton]]
/ New Robot(Gordon): Excuse me... / Linton: Who are you? Intruder alert! / Unit Six: Guys, this is Gordon, your new administrator.
/ Linton: Oops. http://stationv3.com/d/20040209.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 10 February 2004 | Mr. Maintenance Engineer: What do you think of our new administrator?
/ Linton: Well, he has to be better than Floyd, right? / [[Gordon joins the discussion.]]
/ Gordon: Where's Gordon? / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer turns to Linton.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Wrong. http://stationv3.com/d/20040210.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 11 February 2004 (#261) | [[Gordon and the Plant are on the station]]
/ Plant (thinking): I hope this new guy knows what he's doing. / Gordon: Okay...you must be Emmit. / Gordon: Now I have to find the Plant.
/ Plant (thinking): We're in big trouble. http://stationv3.com/d/20040211.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 12 February 2004 (#262) | [[Station V3 and V3-b are floating together in space. An escape pod launches from V3-b]] / Someone on V3: What happened? / Someone on V3-b: Gordon just learned about escape pods. http://stationv3.com/d/20040212.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 13 February 2004 (#263) | [[Emmit and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are walking down a corridor together.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: you know, V3-b just doesn't feel like home yet. / [[Sudden, utter darkness. We're talking a blank square of blackness here.]] / [[Out of the dark, comes a voice.]]
/ Emmit (presumably): How about now? http://stationv3.com/d/20040213.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 14 February 2004 (#264) | [[The Plant is sitting serenely alone.]]
/ The Plant (thinking): It took the guys a while to get the power back on! This station's wires probably need to be checked. / [[The new administrator, Gordon, appears and addresses the Plant]]
/ Gordon: That power failure was completely unacceptible, Mr. Maintenance Engineer. I expect you to do a better job than that from now on. / [[Gordon leaves.]]
/ The Plant (thinking): Gordon's wires probably need to be checked too. http://stationv3.com/d/20040214.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 15 February 2004 (#265) | [[View of Station V3-b being approached by a gignormous space ship, which looks to be about 30 times the size of the station itself.]]
/ Someone on Station V3-b: 'Fill the tank?' You've got to be kidding. http://stationv3.com/d/20040215.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 16 February 2004 (#266) | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is working at a wall panel which looks a little fried. Wires are sticking out.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer (thinking): This panel is a mess... What's this? Doesn't look like standard equipment... / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer fiddles with things on the mysterious panel.]]
/ Panel button: *click*
/ Wavery patch of space: HMMMM / [[A large, mean, frowning robot, wielding an axe, appears to Mr. Maintenance Engineer's right]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer (thinking): Nope... definitely not standard. http://stationv3.com/d/20040216.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 17 February 2004 (#267) | [[Closeup on the large, axe-wielding robot.]]
/ Guardian: I AM THE GUARDIAN OF STATION Z7! I WILL DESTROY THE INTRUDERS! / [[Linton and Mr. Maintenance Engineer look at the Guardian for a moment.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: But this isn't Z7... This is Station V3-b!
/ Guardian: OH... SORRY. / [[The Guardian leaves.]]
/ Linton: This used to be Z7...
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Fine... YOU go tell him that. http://stationv3.com/d/20040217.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 18 February 2004 (#268) | [[New Administrator Gordon comes to speak with Emmit and Mr. Maintenance Engineer.]]
/ Gordon: A shipment of pretzels just arrived with Floyd's name on it... and Floyd isn't here. / [[Gordon turns to leave.]]
/ Gordon: I know you guys faked the order, so I sent it back. I hope you've learned something here.
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Right! / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer turns to Emmit.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: We'll put Gordon's name on the orders from now on. http://stationv3.com/d/20040218.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 19 February 2004 (#269) | [[Station V3 and V3-b are floating peacefully in space, when...]]
/ Someone on V3: Oops... / Someone on V3: Hey, guys? Just for fun, let's have an evacuation drill! / Someone on V3-b (thinking): I don't like the sound of that... http://stationv3.com/d/20040219.html |
Archive Page:
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60
61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80
81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100
101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120
121 122 >>