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| Station V3 archives - Sunday 07 October 2007 (#1595) | [[A ship heads for the rumormongers' planet]] / [[An alien wearing a hat and holding a box has emerged from the ship, and is talking to the rumormongers]]
/ Delivery alien: Hey! Can one of you guys sign for a package?
/ Rumormonger 1: What is it? / Delivery alien: Some very important replacement parts for Station V3... The station will fall apart without them! / Rumormonger 1: Aren't you a little bit late for that? The station DID fall apart! / Delivery alien: Oh... ha! No, these are for the new replacement Station V3 that's on its way. / Delivery alien: ...So will you sign?
/ Rumormonger 1: Sorry. No hands. http://stationv3.com/d/20071007.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 08 October 2007 (#1596) | [[On the Generic Vacation Planet, Mr. Substitute is talking to Unit 6, Morty, and Neap, as Linton stands nearby and a ship comes in for a landing]]
/ Mr. Substitute: We're being rescued! The ship we called is here! / [[Mr. Pizza Delivery Man approaches Linton, holding a pizza]]
/ Mr. Pizza Delivery Man: Someone here order a pizza?
/ Linton: No. / [[Mr. Pizza Delivery Man's ship leaves the planet]] / [[Mr. Substitute has his arms out as if to strangle Linton]]
/ Linton: What? We didn't! http://stationv3.com/d/20071008.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 09 October 2007 (#1597) | [[On the Generic Vacation Planet, Emmit is talking to Mr. Substitute. Linton and Neap are nearby]]
/ Emmit: Weren't we supposed to be rescued?
/ Mr. Substitute: Linton messed it up! / Linton: Hey, now, be fair! That's not the only thing I messed up, you know! / [[Linton thinks about what he just said]] / Linton: Okay, that wasn't exactly what I meant to say. http://stationv3.com/d/20071009.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 10 October 2007 (#1598) | [[On the Generic Vacation Planet, Linton is talking to Mr. Substitute and Mr. Maintenance Engineer]]
/ Linton: Why don't you guys try calling for help again instead of being mad at me?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Well... Okay. / [[Mr. Substitute and Mr. Maintenance Engineer attempt to contact their home planet telepathically]] / [[They receive a message: "We're sorry. This frequency has been blocked due to too many frivolous calls."]] / [[They turn back to Linton]]
/ Mr. Substitute: We're still mad at you. http://stationv3.com/d/20071010.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 11 October 2007 (#1599) | [[On the Generic Vacation Planet, Violet is talking to the Plant]]
/ Violet: :::Mr. Pizza Delivery Man was here. Linton told him we didn't order any pizza, and he didn't rescue us::: / The Plant (thinking): Don't worry, he'll be back.
/ Violet: :::How do you know? Explain::: / The Plant (thinking): He guarantees delivery in a week or the pizza is free, it took him five days to get here, and there aren't any other inhabited planets within ten light years of here. / [[Mr. Pizza Delivery Man is heading back to the Generic Vacation Planet]]
/ Mr. Pizza Delivery Man (thinking): ...SOMEBODY here is paying for this pizza. http://stationv3.com/d/20071011.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 12 October 2007 (#1600) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet - one with a helmet and antenna, one without]]
/ Rumormonger without helmet: Rumor has it a pizza delivery ship rescued V3's crew from the Generic Vacation Planet! / Rumormonger with helmet: Not the whole crew... Rumor has it they wouldn't all fit on the ship, so it'll have to make another trip. / Rumormonger without helmet: So... Rumor has it someone was left behind?
/ Rumormonger with helmet: That's what I hear! / [[On the Generic Vacation Planet]]
/ Welcome Director: ...Or did you stay because you're having such a good time here?
/ Linton: NO. http://stationv3.com/d/20071012.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 13 October 2007 (#1601) | [[Linton is talking to the Welcome Director on the Generic Vacation Planet]]
/ Linton: Wait a minute... Didn't I lock you up in the Welcome Center? / Welcome Director: Yes, you did, but now my clones from the garden are fully grown! / Linton: So what you're saying is that you're still locked up, and what I'm talking to now is one of your clones? / [[One of the Welcome Director's clones appears behind Linton]]
/ Welcome Director: That's not quite what I'm saying.
/ Welcome Director Clone: ...That would be silly! http://stationv3.com/d/20071013.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 14 October 2007 (#1602) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it the guy bringing V3's crew back has decided to strand them on another planet instead!
/ Rumormonger 2: No. / Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it his ship has run into an unreality wave!
/ Rumormonger 2: I don't think so. / Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it they ran into a time warp, and they'll never be back!
/ Rumormonger 2: Definitely not. / [[Rumormonger 1 is a bit annoyed]]
/ Rumormonger 1: What makes you so sure none of my rumors are true? / [[Morty and Neap are nearby]]
/ Rumormonger 2: The ship landed this morning. / Rumormonger 1: Oh.
/ Rumormonger 2: Rumor has it you make your rumors up! http://stationv3.com/d/20071014.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 15 October 2007 (#1603) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet - one with a helmet and antenna, one without]]
/ Rumormonger without helmet: So! Rumor has it Mr. Pizza Delivery Man landed here with most of V3's crew... / [[Neap floats past]]
/ Rumormonger with helmet: That's what I hear! / Rumormonger without helmet: Is he going back to get the rest of them? / Rumormonger with helmet: Only if they order another pizza. http://stationv3.com/d/20071015.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 16 October 2007 (#1604) | [[On the rumormongers' planet, Floyd is talking to Morty, Neap, and Mr. Maintenance Engineer]]
/ Floyd: I hear you guys were on vacation while I was floating through space! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Sure, if by "on vacation" you actually mean "sent away and held captive." / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer glares at Floyd]] / Floyd: Where's Linton?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Still on vacation. http://stationv3.com/d/20071016.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 17 October 2007 (#1605) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Want to go talk to the plotter fish about what's going on with V3's crew? I've got a half price coupon for the aquarium! / Rumormonger 2: You do realize the admission fee for the aquarium doubled as soon as they issued those coupons? / [[Rumormonger 1 thinks about this]] / Rumormonger 1: ...Then it's a good thing I've got one! http://stationv3.com/d/20071017.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 18 October 2007 (#1606) | [[The rumormongers are at Honest J!on's aquarium, talking to the Plotter Fish]]
/ Plotter Fish: The replacement Station V3 will be purple. Linton is taking over the Generic Vacation Planet. Mr. Pizza Delivery Man is in with the third planet. Mr. Consultron has had Floyd reprogrammed. / Rumormonger 1: Wow... You're giving us a lot more information than you usually do! / Plotter Fish: That's because I don't think any of it is true. / [[The rumormongers have left the aquarium. Rumormonger 1 looks vaguely annoyed]]
/ Rumormonger 2: He'd make a good rumormonger. http://stationv3.com/d/20071018.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 19 October 2007 (#1607) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, going up a hill]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Which of V3's crew members didn't come back?
/ Rumormonger 2: The ones who weren't on the ship. / Rumormonger 1: Which ones weren't on the ship?
/ Rumormonger 2: The ones who stayed on the planet. / Rumormonger 1: Which ones stayed on the planet?
/ Rumormonger 2: The ones who didn't come back. / Rumormonger 1: Did you hear the one about the annoying rumormonger and the faulty teleporter?
/ Rumormonger 2: ...Linton, Violet, and the Plant. http://stationv3.com/d/20071019.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 20 October 2007 (#1608) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet - one with a helmet and antenna, one without]]
/ Rumormonger with helmet: Did you hear the latest rumor about Violet, Linton, the Plant, a little bit of time travel, some alternate dimensions, and a hyperspace escape pod? / Rumormonger without helmet: No. And don't bother telling me, because it's obviously just a bunch of nonsense you made up yourself. / [[The sky goes funny as a hyperspace escape pod appears]] / Rumormonger with helmet: Are you SURE you don't want to hear it? http://stationv3.com/d/20071020.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 21 October 2007 (#1609) | [[The out-of-gas alien is looking at an asteroid with a sign that says "Yes, they forgot about you."]]
/ Out-of-gas alien (thinking): I knew it! http://stationv3.com/d/20071021.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 22 October 2007 (#1610) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it the station's crew is having a meeting in one of the buildings at Honest J!on's spaceport. / Rumormonger 2: How is it you always hear these rumors before everybody else does? / Rumormonger 1: Well, you know me... I have my sources! / [[A sign nearby says "V3 Crew meeting in building 8"]]
/ Rumormonger 1: ...And no, that sign was not one of them. http://stationv3.com/d/20071022.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 23 October 2007 (#1611) | [[Morty and Neap look at a sign that says "V3 Crew meeting in building 8"]] / [[Morty and Neap look at another sign, which says "Or go this way to stay uninformed"]] / [[They follow the arrow on the second sign]] / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Floyd are outside building 8]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Nobody's here yet?
/ Floyd: I knew that second sign was a mistake... http://stationv3.com/d/20071023.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 24 October 2007 (#1612) | [[Two rumormongers arrive at Building 8]]
/ Floyd: What do you guys want?
/ Rumormonger 2: We're here for the meeting! / Floyd: This meeting is for V3 crew members only... You're not part of the crew! / Rumormonger 2: Rumor has it they're not coming... Wouldn't it be better to talk to us instead of an empty room? / [[The rumormongers leave disappointed]]
/ Rumormonger 1: I guess maybe he really likes empty rooms! http://stationv3.com/d/20071024.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 25 October 2007 (#1613) | [[Floyd and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are outside Building 8]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Still nobody here... / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: What were you planning to do if nobody shows up for the meeting? / Floyd: Beep... / Floyd: Beep beep zap error zap does not beep compute zap beep beep
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: ...Or maybe you hadn't thought about that. http://stationv3.com/d/20071025.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 26 October 2007 (#1614) | [[Floyd and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are outside Building 8. Floyd is beeping, and Mr. Maintenance Engineer is annoyed]]
/ Floyd: Beep beep error beep zap beep zap error glitch beep! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Floyd, stop beeping! I know your program is capable of handling this situation. / Floyd: So I'm beeping for no apparent reason?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Yes. / Floyd: Malfunction! System error! Beep beep zap beep beep! http://stationv3.com/d/20071026.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 27 October 2007 (#1615) | [[Unit 6 and Violet arrive at Building 8. Mr. Maintenance Engineer is standing outside the building]]
/ Unit 6: Sorry we're late... We didn't see the meeting sign. Did we miss anything? / [[Floyd scoots past]]
/ Floyd: Beep beep! Error beep! Beep error! / [[Unit 6 and Violet turn and watch Floyd go]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: That pretty much sums it up. http://stationv3.com/d/20071027.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 28 October 2007 (#1616) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it the new replacement Station V3 is ready... This one will be Station V3-D. / Rumormonger 2: Wasn't the last one V3-B? How come this one is V3-D and not V3-C? / Rumormonger 1: There must be a good reason for it... Maybe some sort of dimensional thing. / [[At the Station Authority Construction Yards, V3-D is being assembled]]
/ Construction Yards worker: 'C' doesn't stand for 'defective.' http://stationv3.com/d/20071028.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 29 October 2007 (#1617) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking - one is wearing a helmet and antenna, the other isn't]]
/ Rumormonger with helmet: The word going around is that Floyd is faking a program malfunction, the new station is being made with defective parts, the sky is going to turn blue, and the third planet will soon reappear. / Rumormonger without helmet: That sounds like a LOT of words. / [[The rumormonger with the helmet and antenna turns to glare at the other rumormonger]] / [[The rumormonger with the helmet and antenna is gone]]
/ Rumormonger without helmet: Well, it does! http://stationv3.com/d/20071029.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 30 October 2007 (#1618) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet - one with a helmet and antenna, one without]]
/ Rumormonger without helmet: I'm going to go check on that rumor you told me about Floyd faking his malfunction.
/ Rumormonger with helmet: You go do that. / [[The rumormonger without a helmet goes to talk to Mr. Maintenance Engineer]]
/ Rumormonger without helmet: Is Floyd faking his program glitch?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Yes. / [[Floyd appears by a nearby building]]
/ Floyd: No I'm not! Listen to this... Beep beep! / [[The rumormonger goes back to talk to the one wearing a helmet and antenna]]
/ Rumormonger without helmet: He ISN'T faking it! http://stationv3.com/d/20071030.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 31 October 2007 (#1619) | [[On the rumormongers' planet, Floyd is talking to Mr. Maintenance Engineer]]
/ Floyd: What makes you think I'm not really glitching?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Besides the fact that you can ask me that? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Trust me, Floyd... If you were really malfunctioning, I think I'd know. / [[Floyd explodes]] / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is shocked]] http://stationv3.com/d/20071031.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 01 November 2007 (#1620) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking - one with a helmet and antenna, one without]]
/ Rumormonger without helmet: If your rumor about Floyd malfunctioning was wrong, what ELSE were you wrong about? / [[Floyd's head goes flying past]] / [[The two rumormongers look off the edge of a cliff. Floyd's voice comes from below.]]
/ Floyd: Beep beep malfunction! / Rumormonger with helmet: ...And if I was RIGHT, what else was I right about?
/ Rumormonger without helmet: I'll have to think about that. http://stationv3.com/d/20071101.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 02 November 2007 (#1621) | [[Neap watches as Floyd's head bounces on the surface of the rumormongers' planet]]
/ Floyd: Beep error! / [[Floyd's head comes to a rest by Linton]]
/ Floyd: Malfunction! / [[Linton doesn't know what to say]] / Floyd: I didn't see you at the meeting.
/ Linton: Sorry. Did I miss anything? http://stationv3.com/d/20071102.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 03 November 2007 (#1622) | [[Meanwhile, in the Alternate Universe...]] / [[Alternate Floyd is on Alternate V3 talking to Alternate Linton]]
/ Alternate Floyd: You haven't by any chance been using my name to order stuff, have you? / Alternate Linton: Of course not! How could you even ask me a question like that? / [[A robot space squid has a tentacle wrapped around Alternate Floyd]]
/ Alternate Floyd: It's just that I don't recall ordering a killer robot space squid... http://stationv3.com/d/20071103.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 04 November 2007 (#1623) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking - one with a helmet and antenna, one without]]
/ Rumormonger with helmet: I hope after what happened last week, you've learned not to doubt my rumors. / Rumormonger with helmet: You didn't believe my rumor about Floyd's malfunction, and the next thing you know, Floyd's exploding! / Rumormonger with helmet: Think about it. / Rumormonger without helmet: Wait a minute... Your original rumor was that Floyd was FAKING his malfunction! / [[They come to Floyd's head on the ground]]
/ Rumormonger without helmet: If anything, his explosion proves your rumor was WRONG! / Floyd: You shouldn't have had him think about it.
/ Rumormonger with helmet: That's what I'm thinking... http://stationv3.com/d/20071104.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 05 November 2007 (#1624) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking - one wearing a helmet and antenna, one not]]
/ Rumormonger with helmet: The station's repair tem is working on getting Floyd up and running again! / Rumormonger without helmet: What I heard was that Morty and Neap have been sitting there staring at him all day. / Rumormonger with helmet: Then they're doing even better than I thought! / [[Morty and Neap are staring at Floyd's head]]
/ Morty: ? http://stationv3.com/d/20071105.html |
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