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| Station V3 archives - Monday 09 April 2007 (#1414) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]]
/ Rumormonger 1: The reality warp must have hurt business up on the station! / [[A sign on the wall says "This sign has not changed"]]
/ Rumormonger 2: Not at all, actually... Business as usual! / [[The sign says "Now it has"]] / Rumormonger 1: ...No customers?
/ Rumormonger 2: None. http://stationv3.com/d/20070409.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 10 April 2007 (#1415) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]]
/ Rumormonger 1: So you say V3 hasn't had any customers lately...
/ Rumormonger 2: Yes. / Rumormonger 1: And you say it's all because Floyd's too busy weakening the fabric of reality for some nefarious purpose known only to his buddies in the third planet conspiracty to deal with any customers... / Rumormonger 2: I didn't say that. / Rumormonger 1: I guess that one was all me!
/ Rumormonger 2: You just wanted to say "nefarious." http://stationv3.com/d/20070410.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 11 April 2007 (#1416) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]]
/ Rumormonger 1: I've figured out why the station isn't getting any customers! / Rumormonger 1: I also know exactly what's going on with the third planet, what the experts from the Station Authority are up to, and what it was that caused the reality warp! / [[Rumormonger 1 is swept away in a reality warp]] / Rumormonger 2: Congratulations. http://stationv3.com/d/20070411.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 12 April 2007 (#1417) | [[A rumormonger is on the planet, glancing behind him]] / [[The rumormonger turns and talks to the sky]]
/ Rumormonger: I'VE figued out what's going on too! / [[He continues to look at the sky]] / [[He turns back and continues the way he came, looking disgusted]] http://stationv3.com/d/20070412.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 13 April 2007 (#1418) | [[A rumormonger is on the third planet. A sign reads "Everything's going according to plan! In addition to mind control, I've got reality warp control."]]
/ The rumormonger: I'm in control! / [[The sign now reads "No... I'M in control."]]
/ The rumormonger: I'm in control! I'm in control! / [[The sign now reads "I'M NOT"]]
/ The rumormonger: I know that. http://stationv3.com/d/20070413.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 14 April 2007 (#1419) | [[A rumormonger is on the third planet. A sign reads "Your mind is being controlled"]]
/ Rumormonger: No it isn't! Your invisible mind control caps don't really exist! / [[The sign reads "But your mind was being controlled to think they did!"]]
/ Rumormonger: Well, it isn't being controlled now... / [[The sign now reads "You never did get the Evil One, did you?" with a little evil-looking picture of Morty]]
/ Rumormonger: No... Why? / [[Morty is emerging from the planet's Mind Control center, leaving a trail of debris behind him, and heading for Reality Warp Control. A sign on the wall reads "Alert Sabotage Disaster Eggplant"]] http://stationv3.com/d/20070414.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 15 April 2007 (#1420) | [[Three rumormongers (including one with a helmet and antenna) and Morty are on the third planet, reading a sign that says "Alert Alert - Mind Control Failure - Reality Warp Control Sabotaged"]] / [[The sign now says "Planetary Self-Destruct Engaged"]] / [[Now the sign says "10... 9... 8... 7..."]] / [[The sign says "...not to rush you or anything. Take your time. 6..."]]
/ Rumormonger with helmet: Okay, time to go home. http://stationv3.com/d/20070415.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 16 April 2007 (#1421) | [[Three rumormongers, including one with a helmet and antenna, are on the third planet]]
/ Rumormonger 1: I have an idea how we can get out of here before the planet blows up... / Rumormonger 1: We can build a rudimentary teleport system from the broken mind control and reality warp equipment, and power it with the engine from the shuttle Julius came here in! / Rumormonger 2: ...Or we could just take off in the shuttle Julius came here in. / [[A sign nearby counts down "4... 3... 2..."]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Well... I suppose we ARE in a bit of a hurry... http://stationv3.com/d/20070416.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 17 April 2007 (#1422) | [[The Station Authority's ship full of experts waits by the third planet]]
/ Expert 1: How long are we going to have to wait here? I wish this planet would just go away already! / [[The third planet turns unreal]] / [[The third planet turns reddish-orange]] / [[The third planet has disappeared]]
/ Expert 2: ...I wish you had thought of making that wish a few weeks ago! http://stationv3.com/d/20070417.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 18 April 2007 (#1423) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it Julius and the guys didn't get off the third planet before it self-destructed! / [[A shuttle flies past]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it that isn't his shuttle flying past right now! / [[A third rumormonger has arrived]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it you're not Julius! / [[A partially visible sign on a wall reads "Welcome Home Julius"]]
/ Rumormonger 2: You just can't stand being wrong, can you...
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it I'm NEVER wrong! http://stationv3.com/d/20070418.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 19 April 2007 (#1424) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it the experts from the Station Authority are getting some sort of commendation for successfully waiting for the third planet problem to go away on its own. / Rumormonger 2: Well, I hear it was Morty who actually made it happen! What does he get? / [[On the station, Floyd is talking to Morty. Neap floats nearby.]]
/ Floyd: ...In big trouble if anyone ever finds out you were there! http://stationv3.com/d/20070419.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 20 April 2007 (#1425) | [[On the station, Violet is talking to the Plant]]
/ Violet: :::Apparently everything's back to normal now:::
/ The Plant (thinking): So I hear. / Violet: :::Nobody's explained yet why we haven't had any customers lately, though::: / The Plant (thinking): Well, that's obviously because of the sign up in the docking bay. / [[In the docking bay, a visitor looks at a sign reading "Go away - we're busy"]] http://stationv3.com/d/20070420.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 21 April 2007 (#1426) | [[Meanwhile, in the Alternate Universe...]] / Alternate Rumormonger 1: I hear everything's back to normal in the other universe. / Alternate Rumormonger 1: ...Isn't that great? / [[The alternate universe has gone unreal]]
/ Alternate Rumormonger 2: Fantastic. http://stationv3.com/d/20070421.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 22 April 2007 (#1427) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet - one with a helmet and antenna, one without]]
/ Rumormonger without helmet: I hear we won't have any more reality warps now that the third planet's gone.
/ Rumormonger with helmet: That's right! / [[The two rumormongers are swept up in an unreality wave]] / [[The two rumormongers are on a cliff]]
/ Rumormonger without helmet: ...So what was that?
/ Rumormonger with helmet: An unreality wave. Completely different. http://stationv3.com/d/20070422.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 23 April 2007 (#1428) | [[The Station Authority's ship of experts is leaving the system]]
/ An expert: We did a fantastic job waiting for the problems in V3's system to go away... They've never had it better! / [[Another expert points to a panel]]
/ Another expert: Wait... I just detected a HUGE unreality wave back that way! / [[They turn back and see a huge unreality wave]] / [[They continue on their way out of the system]]
/ An expert: Oh well. http://stationv3.com/d/20070423.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 24 April 2007 (#1429) | [[Floyd is in the middle of an unreality wave]]
/ Floyd: I'd like to know why we can't seem to get through more than a day here without a major unreality wave! / [[The wave dissipates a bit. Floyd is on the station with Unit 6.]]
/ Unit 6: You're not the only one who wants to know that! / Unit 6: You'll be happy to know you've been invited to a "scapegoat session" on the subject at Station Authority HQ. / [[Neap floats nearby]]
/ Floyd: I wasn't THAT interested in knowing... http://stationv3.com/d/20070424.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 25 April 2007 (#1430) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet - one with a helmet and antenna, one without]]
/ Rumormonger with helmet: Rumor has it the Station Authority is having some sort of meeting where they're going to talk about all the unreality problems in this system. / Rumormonger without helmet: Typical! You'll notice they didn't invite any of US... / [[Julius the rumormonger comes up to the two of them]]
/ Julius: Hey, guys! See you in a few days... I'm off to Station Authority HQ for the unreality conference. / [[The rumormonger with the helmet turns back to the other one]]
/ Rumormonger with helmet: You were saying...? http://stationv3.com/d/20070425.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 26 April 2007 (#1431) | [[On the station, Mr. Maintenance Engineer is talking to Floyd]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: What time are you leaving for the Station Authority's unreality conference? / Floyd: As soon as Juliud the Rumormonger gets here... Since we still don't have a shuttle, I'm getting a ride with him. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Why was HE invited? / Floyd: Because he has a shuttle. http://stationv3.com/d/20070426.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 27 April 2007 (#1432) | [[Two rumormongers on the planet - one with a helmet and antenna, one without - are on a cliff, watching a shuttle take off]]
/ Rumormonger without helmet: There goes Julius... Do you think he'll manage to find his way to the unreality conference? / Rumormonger with helmet: Well, he has to stop at the station first to pick up Floyd... I'm sure they'll have the directions. / [[The shuttle flies past in the other direction]] / Rumormonger without helmet: Do you think he'll manage to find his way to the station?
/ Rumormonger with helmet: No. http://stationv3.com/d/20070427.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 28 April 2007 (#1433) | [[Unit 6 is talking to Floyd on the station. Neap floats nearby.]]
/ Unit 6: Julius is going to be late... He's having a slight problem with his shuttle. / Floyd: How slight, exactly? / [[On the planet, Julius sits on a chair, surrounded by the remains of his shuttle. Two other rumormongers - one with a helmet and antenna, one without - are nearby]]
/ Julius: I think I pressed the wrong button. http://stationv3.com/d/20070428.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 29 April 2007 (#1434) | [[The out-of-gas alien comes to a dimensional tear, with an asteroid in front of it that has a sign with an arrow pointing to the tear saying "Station V3 may be found on the other side of this dimensional tear! (or it may not)," another arrow pointing in a different direction saying "Or it's three light years this way," and a third arrow pointing in yet another direction, saying "Or another station can be found seven light years this way! (up to you)"]]
/ Out-of-gas alien (thinking): Decisions, decisions... http://stationv3.com/d/20070429.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 30 April 2007 (#1435) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet - one with a helmet and antenna, one without]]
/ Rumormonger with helmet: Rumor has it Floyd and Julius are going to have to miss the unreality conference... It starts in two days, and it takes three to get there in the shuttle they no longer have! / Rumormonger without helmet: I'm sure there must be SOME way for them to get there on time! / [[On the station, Floyd and Neap are looking at a time/space rift. Julius and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are nearby]]
/ Floyd: ...And you're sure it's safe for us to travel through a time/space rift?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: No. http://stationv3.com/d/20070430.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 01 May 2007 (#1436) | [[At the Conference Center]]
/ Conference attendee: Do you really think unreality is such a big problem? Maybe we're making too big a deal about it by having this conference... / [[An unreality wave goes through the sky]] / [[Floyd and Julius drop out of a time/space rift]] / Another conference attendee: The guys from V3 just arrived... Ask them. http://stationv3.com/d/20070501.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 02 May 2007 (#1437) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet - one with a helmet and antenna, one without. Unreality flickers through the sky. A ship emerges from a time/space rift.]]
/ Rumormonger without helmet: I hear Julius made it to the unreality conference.
/ Rumormonger with helmet: Yes... / Rumormonger with helmet: He told me he's going to get up in front of the assembly there and argue that everything happening is actually perfectly normal. / [[The ship emerges from another time/space rift and flies in the other direction]]
/ Rumormonger without helmet: ...After arriving at the conference by way of a time/space rift? / Rumormonger with helmet: He likes a good challenge. http://stationv3.com/d/20070502.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 03 May 2007 (#1438) | [[A blue alien slithers up behind Julius]]
/ Blue alien: Floyd! Can't you take a hint? You're not welcome at this conference. / Julius: I'm not Floyd! My name is Julius. / Blue alien: Julius? We arranged for your shuttle to fall apart.
/ Julius: It did fall apart! / Blue alien: ...That was a hint too.
/ Julius: I'll pass it along to Floyd. http://stationv3.com/d/20070503.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 04 May 2007 (#1439) | [[Julius and Floyd are at the conference]]
/ Julius: Watch out... Rumor has it there are some people who don't want you here at the unreality conference. / Floyd: That's ridiculous! Where would you get an idea like that? / [[The blue alien is on the phone]]
/ Blue alien: Can you believe it? We make sure he can't get a ride, change the location without telling him... And a time/space rift drops him off here anyway! / Floyd: Excuse me, can you keep it down? I'm trying to talk to my friend here. http://stationv3.com/d/20070504.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 05 May 2007 (#1440) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]]
/ Rumormonger 1: What do you suppose is happening at the unreality conference? / Rumormonger 2: Does it matter? Nothing that happens there can stop what's going to happen next! / Rumormonger 1: What do you mean? What's going to happen
/ [[Rumormonger 1 is cut off]] / [[Violet, Neap, and the Plant float in an unreality wave]]
/ Violet: :::Something's happening:::
/ The Plant (thinking): I didn't know it was time for "next" already! http://stationv3.com/d/20070505.html |
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