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| Station V3 archives - Saturday 10 March 2007 (#1384) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet reading a sign that says "Invisible Mind Control Cap Detection Kit - Quick! Easy! Just sprays on! Only 7,000 credits at Honest J!on's"]] / Rumormonger 1: Seven thousand credits... And it's probably just a can of spray paint! / [[They see another sign, that says "Spray Paint - 10,000 cr - Only at Honest J!on's!"]] / [[Rumormonger 2's face has been spray painted pink]]
/ Rumormonger 1: You're clear!
/ Rumormonger 2: You're next. http://stationv3.com/d/20070310.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 11 March 2007 (#1385) | [[In space, the out of gas alien sees an asteroid with a sign reading "On your way to Station V3 (2 more light years) stop by the third planet to have your mind controlled!
/ Out of Gas Alien (thinking): ...And my head examined. http://stationv3.com/d/20070311.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 12 March 2007 (#1386) | [[On the station, Violet is talking to the Plant]]
/ Violet: :::Where's Linton? I haven't seen him today:::
/ The Plant (thinking): He's in his room sulking. / The Plant (thinking): I heard him telling Morty how Floyd wants him to look into the third planet and rumormonger problem without going to the third planet or talking to any of the rumormongers. / Violet: :::You know, I haven't seen Morty around today either:::
/ The Plant (thinking): You're right... You haven't. / [[On the third planet, Morty and two rumormongers are greeted by a sign reading "Welcome to the Third Planet!"]] http://stationv3.com/d/20070312.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 13 March 2007 (#1387) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it a couple of the guys went with Morty to the third planet to see if they could find out why Julius went there. / [[On the third planet, two rumormongers - one with a helmet and antenna, one without - meet Julius]]
/ Julius: My mind is being controlled! My mind is being controlled! / [[Back on the rumormongers' home planet]]
/ Rumormonger 2: Okay... And then what are they going to do? / [[On the third planet, all three rumormongers are chanting together, as Morty looks on and rolls his eyes]]
/ Rumormongers: Our minds are being controlled! Our minds are being controlled! http://stationv3.com/d/20070313.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 14 March 2007 (#1388) | [[On the third planet, the rumormongers and Morty look at a sign that says "Your minds are being controlled"]]
/ Rumormongers: Our minds are being controlled! / [[The sign says "You will destroy the Evil One"]]
/ Rumormongers: We will destroy the Evil One! / [[The sign shows an evil-looking picture of Morty, labeled "The Evil One"]] / [[One of the rumormongers recognizes the picture, as another one with a helmet and antenna turns to see Morty has gone]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Hold on... He looks familiar... http://stationv3.com/d/20070314.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 15 March 2007 (#1389) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]]
/ Rumormonger 1: How do you think things are going on the third planet? / Rumormonger 2: I think by now Morty and the guys have found Julius, decided the whole "invisible mind control cap" thing was just a big hoax, and blasted off for home. / [[On the third planet, the rumormongers are chasing Morty]]
/ Rumormonger with helmet: Get him! Get the Evil One! / [[Back on the rumormongers' home planet, the rumormongers are looking at the sky]]
/ Rumormonger 1: I don't see their shuttle yet...
/ Rumormonger 2: Maybe it's coming from the other direction. http://stationv3.com/d/20070315.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 16 March 2007 (#1390) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]]
/ Rumormonger 1: I'm sick of your uninformed, inaccurate rumors about the third planet! / Rumormonger 1: I really, really want to know exactly what's going on over there! / [[The rumormongers see a sign reading "Information On sale this week at Honest J!on's - Find out exactly what's going on on the third planet! 10,000 cr."]] / Rumormonger 2: Well, are you buying?
/ Rumormonger 1: I need at least one more "really" first. http://stationv3.com/d/20070316.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 17 March 2007 (#1391) | [[A sign on the third planet reads "These Invisible Mind Control Caps are working out great!"]] / [[A rumormonger goes past. The sign now reads "...Especially when you consider that they don't really exist."]] / Rumormonger: What?! / [[The sign now reads "You didn't read that."]]
/ Rumormonger: I didn't read that. http://stationv3.com/d/20070317.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 18 March 2007 (#1392) | [[At Station Authority HQ]]
/ Station Authority Administrator: We got a call from Station V3... They're having some sort of problem with the third planet in their system again. / Station Authority Robot: I know... I told them to wait for the problem to go away on its own. / Station Authority Robot: ...AND I sent over a team of experts to help! / Station Authority Administrator: So what are the experts going to do?
/ Station Authority Robot: Wait. / [[A ship full of experts is waiting by the third planet]]
/ An expert: Any time now... http://stationv3.com/d/20070318.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 19 March 2007 (#1393) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it the Station Authority sent a team of experts to deal with the third planet mind control problem. / Rumormonger 2: What's their plan? A rescue mission? Some sort of reality adjustment? An all-out attack on the third planet? / Rumormonger 1: No. They're going to sit there and do nothing until the problem goes away. / Rumormonger 2: I fail to see how that requires a team of experts...
/ Rumormonger 1: Well, YOU didn't think of it! http://stationv3.com/d/20070319.html |
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| Station V3 archives - Sunday 25 March 2007 (#1399) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]]
/ Rumormonger 1: I had a thought on how the guys on V3 can fix the third planet problem...
/ Rumormonger 2: Great. / Rumormonger 1: They should ask Alternate Floyd to restore the universe from his backup again, so it'll be at a point before the third planet got back into the mind control business! / Rumormonger 2: They can't just restore the universe from a backup every time something goes wrong! And what if something goes wrong wtih the backup? / Rumormonger 1: Well, I'd think it'd still be an improvement over THIS situation! / [[Everything has gone unreal]]
/ Rumormonger 2: Oh, sure... This is MUCH better... http://stationv3.com/d/20070325.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 26 March 2007 (#1400) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it there was a failed attempt to restore the universe from backup yesterday, setting off a small unreality wave. / Rumormonger 2: I know that... I was there!
/ Rumormonger 1: I know you were! / [[Rumormonger 2 thinks this over for a moment]] / [[An unreality wave is forming in the sky]]
/ Rumormonger 2: ...So why are you telling me this?
/ Rumormonger 1: Just making conversation. http://stationv3.com/d/20070326.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 27 March 2007 (#1401) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet. One is looking up in the sky at an unreality wave]]
/ Rumormonger 1: How do you think this unreality wave is affecting the third planet situation? / Rumormonger 2: The experts are hoping it makes the third planet go away... The third planet is hoping it makes the experts go away. / Rumormonger 1: So who wins if the experts AND the third planet are gone once the wave passes?
/ Rumormonger 2: I do! / Rumormonger 2: ...I have ten credits on "makes them both go away" in the pool. http://stationv3.com/d/20070327.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 28 March 2007 (#1402) | [[The ship full of experts from the Station Authority is by the third planet. Unreality begins to swirl around it]] / [[Unreality moves in closer]] / [[The ship and the planet begin to blend together in a swirl of unreality]] / [[All that can be seen now is one big mass of unreality]]
/ An expert: Can we claim a problem's gone away if it's been replaced by one we can't fix? http://stationv3.com/d/20070328.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 29 March 2007 (#1403) | [[On the station, Mr. Maintenance Engineer works on a panel as Neap watches, with Floyd standing nearby and unreality swirling around]]
/ Floyd: Why are we in the middle of an unreality wave?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The backup copy of the universe was no good. / Floyd: It was fine the last time the universe was restored! What made it go bad? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The unreality wave. / Floyd: ...Should I just let you get back to work?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: You could do that... http://stationv3.com/d/20070329.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 30 March 2007 (#1404) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet. An unreality wave waves through the sky]] / [[The unreality wave reaches for the two rumormongers]] / [[The rumormongers are swept up in the unreality wave]] / Rumormonger 1: Want to hear my theory about how this unreality wave is part of the third planet conspiracy?
/ Rumormonger 2: Not particularly. http://stationv3.com/d/20070330.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 31 March 2007 (#1405) | [[Meanwhile, in the Alternate Universe...]] / [[Two alternate rumormongers are on their planet]]
/ Alternate Rumormonger 1: The guys in the other universe tried to use Floyd's backup of their reality, but it went wrong and set off an unreality wave. / Alternate Rumormonger 2: It's a good thing that not everything that happens in their universe has a direct effect on ours! / [[The rumormongers look up at an unreality wave in their sky]]
/ Alternate Rumormonger 1: So what's that?
/ Alternate Rumormonger 2: An unfortunate coincidence. http://stationv3.com/d/20070331.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 01 April 2007 (#1406) | [[The out of gas alien comes to an asteroid with a sign reading:
/ Station V3
/ * Now 15 light years away
/ * Fooled you!
/ * Actually, it's 10 light years back the way you came
/ * I'll be you believed that!
/ * Seriously, though, the whole system's going through an unreality wave, so anything's possible
/ * Had you going there, didn't I?
/ (Actually, the bit about the unreality wave is true)]]
/ Out-of-gas alien (thinking): Ha, ha, ha. http://stationv3.com/d/20070401.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 02 April 2007 (#1407) | [[On the station, Floyd watches as Mr. Maintenance Engineer inspects a panel, and unreality swirls all around]]
/ Floyd: Have you made any progress finding a way to stop this unreality wave? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Well, it turns out this ISN'T an unreality wave... It's actually a reality warp! / [[Floyd thinks about this]] / Floyd: ...You call this reality?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I call it warped. http://stationv3.com/d/20070402.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 03 April 2007 (#1408) | [[Two rumormongers are floating in a reality warp]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it this is a reality warp, not an unreality wave!
/ Rumormonger 2: Okay... So what's the difference? / Rumormonger 1: Well, in a reality warp, reality gets warped, and in an unreality wave, unreality... waves. / [[Silence]] / Rumormonger 1: ...I don't really know.
/ Rumormonger 2: No kidding. http://stationv3.com/d/20070403.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 04 April 2007 (#1409) | [[Two rumormongers are in a reality warp]]
/ Rumormonger 1: One thing I DO know about reality warps is that they have an unfortunate tendency to suddenly end without warning. / Rumormonger 2: What's so unfortunate about that? / [[The reality warp suddenly ends without warning, leaving them in mid-air]] / [[They plummet to the ground]] http://stationv3.com/d/20070404.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 05 April 2007 (#1410) | [[The Station Authority's ship full of experts is in space, and things are getting back to normal]]
/ An expert: It looks like things are getting back to normal... / An expert: Hey! The third planet is gone! / [[The experts on the ship are congratulating themselves]]
/ An expert: We did it! We successfully waited for the problem to go away by itself! / [[The third planet appears behind them]]
/ An expert: Oh... Wait... http://stationv3.com/d/20070405.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 06 April 2007 (#1411) | [[A rumormonger with a helmet and antenna is reading a sign on the third planet that reads "The reality warp has passed - Everything is back to normal"]] / Rumormonger with helmet: Everything is back to normal! / [[Two other rumormongers join in]]
/ The rumormongers: Everything is back to normal! Everything is back to normal! Everything is back to normal! / [[The sign now reads "Very good - You can stop that now"]]
/ Rumormonger with helmet: We can stop this now! We can stop this now! http://stationv3.com/d/20070406.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 07 April 2007 (#1412) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]]
/ Rumormonger 1: You know, it's strange, but it doesn't look like the reality warp had any kind of lasting effect! / Rumormonger 2: Are you kidding? There are changes all over the place!
/ Rumormonger 1: Such as? / Rumormonger 2: Well... For one thing, the Station Authority's ship full of experts is now on the OTHER side of the third planet... / [[The ship is on the other side of the third planet]]
/ An expert: Are we sure we didn't just fly over here on our own? http://stationv3.com/d/20070407.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 08 April 2007 (#1413) | [[The Station Authority's ship full of experts is now on the other side of the third planet, which looks exactly like the first side]]
/ An expert: You know, I'm GLAD we moved... This side of the planet is MUCH more interesting... http://stationv3.com/d/20070408.html |
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