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| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 18 August 2004 (#450) | [[Floyd and Ebb are talking to Alternate Floyd through a hole in spacetime]]
/ Floyd: We haven't seen you around here in a while! / Alternate Floyd: Well, you know how it gets busier when you're named the Station Authority's number one station twice in one quarter! / Floyd: No... I don't. http://stationv3.com/d/20040818.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 19 August 2004 (#451) | [[On the station, Mr. Maintenance Engineer is talking to Morty.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Alternate Floyd is visiting... and his Station V3 is doing better than ours. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I hope this doesn't upset Floyd too much... he might start to glitch and need reprogramming again. / [[Floyd rolls into the room]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Or even worse...
/ Floyd: Alternate Floyd had some great ideas on how we can improve the station! http://stationv3.com/d/20040819.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 20 August 2004 (#452) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it Alternate Floyd visited V3 and gave the guys advice on how to make the station more successful. / [[The second rumormonger thinks about this and looks worried]] / [[The second rumormonger goes off in the other direction]]
/ Rumormonger 2 (thinking): That can't possibly turn out well. http://stationv3.com/d/20040820.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 21 August 2004 (#453) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Have you seen Honest J!on's new billboard yet?
/ Rumormonger 2: No! / [[They see Honest J!on's billboard, which says "When you need a good used shuttle... It's time to visit the J!on."]] / Rumormonger 2: He's got to be kidding. http://stationv3.com/d/20040821.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 22 August 2004 (#454) | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer, Floyd, and Ebb are on the station, where Ebb's children are gathered around a large box labeled "erasers"]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Ebb's children were thinking of staying on the station this year and going to school on the planet.
/ Floyd: Think again. http://stationv3.com/d/20040822.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 22 August 2004 (#454) | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer, Floyd, and Ebb are on the station, where Ebb's children are gathered around a large box labeled "erasers"]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Ebb's children were thinking of staying on the station this year and going to school on the planet.
/ Floyd: Think again. http://stationv3.com/d/20040822.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 22 August 2004 (#454) | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer, Floyd, and Ebb are on the station, where Ebb's children are gathered around a large box labeled "erasers"]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Ebb's children were thinking of staying on the station this year and going to school on the planet.
/ Floyd: Think again. http://stationv3.com/d/20040822.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 23 August 2004 | [[On Station V3. Floyd and Unit Six]]
/ Unit Six: Are we ready to start Alternate Floyd's station improvement plan?
/ Floyd: Not yet. / [[Mr Maintenance Engineer arrives]]
/ Mr Maintenance Engineer: The cargo shuttle just delivered a dozen new escape pods. / Floyd: Now we're ready. http://stationv3.com/d/20040823.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 24 August 2004 (#456) | [[On the station, Emmit and Floyd are looking at an empty spot on the floor]]
/ Emmit: The Plant is gone, and one of our new escape pods is missing. / Emmit: Do you think there's a connection? / Floyd: I hope not! http://stationv3.com/d/20040824.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 25 August 2004 | [[Two lump-aliens make a discovery on their planet.]]
/ Lump alien: Look! An escape pod and an empty flower pot. / Lump alien: Do you know what that means? / [[The plant is growing near the empty flower pot.]]
/ Plant thinks: It means I'm on vacation. http://stationv3.com/d/20040825.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 26 August 2004 (#458) | [[On the station - the Plant is gone]]
/ Floyd: We can't waste any time looking for the Plant right now. It's time to start the station improvement plan. / [[Floyd gives Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Morty their instructions]]
/ Floyd: The first phase is redecorating. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer shares his displeasure with Morty]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: We should have left when the Plant did. http://stationv3.com/d/20040826.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 27 August 2004 (#459) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking about the station]]
/ Rumormonger 1: The guys up on V3 are redecorating the station. / Rumormonger 2: Is that part of their station improvement plan? / Rumormonger 1: That depends. Does slapping up some cheap wallpaper count as an improvement? http://stationv3.com/d/20040827.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 28 August 2004 (#460) | [[On the walls of the station, pieces of wallpaper have been hung crooked and overlapping]] / [[A piece of wallpaper covers a panel]] / [[Floyd talks to Morty - Ebb has been papered to the wall]]
/ Floyd: I'd like a few words with you guys. http://stationv3.com/d/20040828.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 29 August 2004 | [[On Station V3. Floyd, Mr Maintenance Engineer and Emmit]]
/ Floyd: We need a catchy slogan to advertise the station. Do you guys have any ideas? / Mr Maintenance Engineer: "Come to Station V3 for the fuel. Stay because there isn't any!" / Emmit: "Eat at V3! Complimentary stomach pumping available!" / Mr Maintenance Engineer: "On V3 we treat each customer like they're our only one, because that's usually true!" / [[Floyd looks blankly at them]] / Floyd: "Come to V3. Meet the new crew." http://stationv3.com/d/20040829.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 30 August 2004 (#462) | [[On the station, Floyd is talking to Mr. Maintenance Engineer]]
/ Floyd: I've had a new billboard made. Go down to the planet and put it up.
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: So that's our big ad campaign? / Floyd: It's all we can afford with our current budget, unless you guys want pay cuts. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer goes to get Emmit]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Come on, we're going down to the planet to put up a billboard. http://stationv3.com/d/20040830.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 30 August 2004 (#462) | [[On the station, Floyd is talking to Mr. Maintenance Engineer]]
/ Floyd: I've had a new billboard made. Go down to the planet and put it up.
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: So that's our big ad campaign? / Floyd: It's all we can afford with our current budget, unless you guys want pay cuts. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer goes to get Emmit]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Come on, we're going down to the planet to put up a billboard. http://stationv3.com/d/20040830.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 31 August 2004 (#463) | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet going up a hill]]
/ Rumormonger 1: I'm told the guys were having a hard time coming up with a slogan for V3's new advertising campaign. / [[They come to a sign that says "Station V3 - We haven't had a fuel leak in three weeks"]] / Rumormonger 2: How long do you suppose it took them to come up with that one? http://stationv3.com/d/20040831.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 01 September 2004 (#464) | [[On the station, Mr. Maintenance Engineer is talking to Floyd. Some wallpaper has been stuck to one of the nearby walls]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: What's next on the improvement plan?
/ Floyd: We're done! / Floyd: Alternate Floyd said to remodel the station and advertise... We put up wallpaper and we've got a new billboard on the planet. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I think we may have missed a few details somewhere. http://stationv3.com/d/20040901.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 02 September 2004 (#465) | [[Floyd is on the station talking to Alternate Floyd through a hole in spacetime. Ebb floats nearby.]]
/ Floyd: We followed your improvement plan, but we're still not the number one station! / Alternate Floyd: If you'll recall, part of the plan is 'Be patient.' / Floyd: We skipped that part. http://stationv3.com/d/20040902.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://stationv3.com/d/20040903.html">http://stationv3.com/d/20040903.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 04 September 2004 (#467) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking. Meanwhile, an escape pod is coming in for a landing]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it the station ripped down all the new wallpaper, so they're right back where they started with the V3 improvement plan. / Rumormonger 2: That's not true... What about the new billboard they put up? / [[The escape pod has landed on the billboard]] http://stationv3.com/d/20040904.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 05 September 2004 (#468) | [[Emmit has V3's shuttle out in space, following another ship]]
/ Emmit: Do you guys need to refuel? We've got a refueling station just a few light years away!
/ Other ship: No. / Emmit: How about food? Is anybody on your ship hungry?
/ Other ship: No. / [[The shuttle fires on the other ship.]]
/ < http://stationv3.com/d/20040905.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 06 September 2004 (#469) | [[Floyd is talking to Mr. Maintenance Engineer.]]
/ Floyd: I think we need to bring in a new main computer so we can control all of the station's systems. / [[Floyd and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are surrounded by robotic arms.]] / [[An escape pod leaves the station.]]
/ Floyd: This doesn't do anything to change my mind, you know... http://stationv3.com/d/20040906.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 06 September 2004 (#469) | [[Floyd is talking to Mr. Maintenance Engineer.]]
/ Floyd: I think we need to bring in a new main computer so we can control all of the station's systems. / [[Floyd and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are surrounded by robotic arms.]] / [[An escape pod leaves the station.]]
/ Floyd: This doesn't do anything to change my mind, you know... http://stationv3.com/d/20040906.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 07 September 2004 (#470) | [[On the station, Mr. Maintenance Engineer is talking to Linton]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I guess you've heard we're getting a new computer! / Linton: About time! I've been wanting a faster computer to run my security simulations. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: You mean your games?
/ Linton: Security simulations! http://stationv3.com/d/20040907.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 08 September 2004 | [[On Station V3. Mr Maintenance Engineer and Floyd]]
/ Floyd: The Station Authority's computer warehouse says they have a system we can afford that will meet our requirements! / Mr Maintenance Engineer: Amazing! / [[Station Authority's computer warehouse, exterior]]
/ Someone: I managed to sell off that Technophilus II system nobody wanted!
/ Someone else: Amazing! http://stationv3.com/d/20040908.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 09 September 2004 (#472) | [[A shuttle is approaching the station]]
/ Floyd (on the station): Here comes Emmit with our new computer! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: He had to go get it? Why wasn't it delivered?
/ Floyd: It refused to go on the cargo shuttle. / [[Emmit is wheeling the computer in on a handcart]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer (thinking): I have a bad feeling about this...
/ Computer: Where do I plug in? http://stationv3.com/d/20040909.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 09 September 2004 (#472) | [[A shuttle is approaching the station]]
/ Floyd (on the station): Here comes Emmit with our new computer! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: He had to go get it? Why wasn't it delivered?
/ Floyd: It refused to go on the cargo shuttle. / [[Emmit is wheeling the computer in on a handcart]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer (thinking): I have a bad feeling about this...
/ Computer: Where do I plug in? http://stationv3.com/d/20040909.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 10 September 2004 (#473) | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is talking to Floyd about the new computer.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The computer won't work until we wire up the station with a couple miles of twinax cable.
/ Floyd: I thought it could tap right into our existing network! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I didn't say it couldn't work... I said it won't. / [[Ebb looks at the computer.]]
/ Computer (thinking): I like twinax cable. http://stationv3.com/d/20040910.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 11 September 2004 | [[Station V3 is alone in space.]]
/ Floyd: I just had a little talk with our new computer. / [[Floyd is talking to the robot.]]
/ Floyd: I think it understands who's in charge here! / [[The computer is talking to an alien.]]
/ Computer: I'm in charge here. http://stationv3.com/d/20040911.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://stationv3.com/d/20040912.html">http://stationv3.com/d/20040912.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 13 September 2004 (#476) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking.]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it the guys on V3 got an advanced new computer system.
/ Rumormonger 2: That's good! / Rumormonger 2: A new system is just what they needed... It'll really improve things up there! / [[On the station, the computer has been thinking things over.]]
/ Computer: This place is hopeless.
/ Floyd: Oh, now come on! http://stationv3.com/d/20040913.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 14 September 2004 (#477) | [[Emmit and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are on the station, talking about the computer.]]
/ Emmit: What's the computer up to now? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: It's collecting all the available data on the station and running an analysis. / [[The computer has run its analysis.]]
/ Computer: This place is hopeless.
/ Floyd: Would you stop saying that? http://stationv3.com/d/20040914.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 15 September 2004 | Computer: I ordered some spare parts for myself. Did they arrive yet?
/ Floyd: The only package on the cargo shuttle today was for the cafeteria. / [[Floyd ponders.]] / [[Floyd goes to the cafeteria. The sign says, "Today's Special: Fish & Chips"]]
/ Chef: It's all gone. Morty and Ebb came back for seconds. http://stationv3.com/d/20040915.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://stationv3.com/d/20040916.html">http://stationv3.com/d/20040916.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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