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Station V3 archives - Wednesday 18 August 2004 (#450) [[Floyd and Ebb are talking to Alternate Floyd through a hole in spacetime]] / Floyd: We haven't seen you around here in a while! / Alternate Floyd: Well, you know how it gets busier when you're named the Station Authority's number one station twice in one quarter! / Floyd: No... I don't.
Station V3 archives - Thursday 19 August 2004 (#451) [[On the station, Mr. Maintenance Engineer is talking to Morty.]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Alternate Floyd is visiting... and his Station V3 is doing better than ours. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I hope this doesn't upset Floyd too much... he might start to glitch and need reprogramming again. / [[Floyd rolls into the room]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Or even worse... / Floyd: Alternate Floyd had some great ideas on how we can improve the station!
Station V3 archives - Friday 20 August 2004 (#452) [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]] / Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it Alternate Floyd visited V3 and gave the guys advice on how to make the station more successful. / [[The second rumormonger thinks about this and looks worried]] / [[The second rumormonger goes off in the other direction]] / Rumormonger 2 (thinking): That can't possibly turn out well.
Station V3 archives - Saturday 21 August 2004 (#453) [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking]] / Rumormonger 1: Have you seen Honest J!on's new billboard yet? / Rumormonger 2: No! / [[They see Honest J!on's billboard, which says "When you need a good used shuttle... It's time to visit the J!on."]] / Rumormonger 2: He's got to be kidding.
Station V3 archives - Sunday 22 August 2004 (#454) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer, Floyd, and Ebb are on the station, where Ebb's children are gathered around a large box labeled "erasers"]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Ebb's children were thinking of staying on the station this year and going to school on the planet. / Floyd: Think again.
Station V3 archives - Sunday 22 August 2004 (#454) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer, Floyd, and Ebb are on the station, where Ebb's children are gathered around a large box labeled "erasers"]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Ebb's children were thinking of staying on the station this year and going to school on the planet. / Floyd: Think again.
Station V3 archives - Sunday 22 August 2004 (#454) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer, Floyd, and Ebb are on the station, where Ebb's children are gathered around a large box labeled "erasers"]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Ebb's children were thinking of staying on the station this year and going to school on the planet. / Floyd: Think again.
 
Station V3 archives - Monday 23 August 2004 [[On Station V3. Floyd and Unit Six]] / Unit Six: Are we ready to start Alternate Floyd's station improvement plan? / Floyd: Not yet. / [[Mr Maintenance Engineer arrives]] / Mr Maintenance Engineer: The cargo shuttle just delivered a dozen new escape pods. / Floyd: Now we're ready.
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 24 August 2004 (#456) [[On the station, Emmit and Floyd are looking at an empty spot on the floor]] / Emmit: The Plant is gone, and one of our new escape pods is missing. / Emmit: Do you think there's a connection? / Floyd: I hope not!
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 25 August 2004 [[Two lump-aliens make a discovery on their planet.]] / Lump alien: Look! An escape pod and an empty flower pot. / Lump alien: Do you know what that means? / [[The plant is growing near the empty flower pot.]] / Plant thinks: It means I'm on vacation.
Station V3 archives - Thursday 26 August 2004 (#458) [[On the station - the Plant is gone]] / Floyd: We can't waste any time looking for the Plant right now. It's time to start the station improvement plan. / [[Floyd gives Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Morty their instructions]] / Floyd: The first phase is redecorating. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer shares his displeasure with Morty]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: We should have left when the Plant did.
Station V3 archives - Friday 27 August 2004 (#459) [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking about the station]] / Rumormonger 1: The guys up on V3 are redecorating the station. / Rumormonger 2: Is that part of their station improvement plan? / Rumormonger 1: That depends. Does slapping up some cheap wallpaper count as an improvement?
 
Station V3 archives - Saturday 28 August 2004 (#460) [[On the walls of the station, pieces of wallpaper have been hung crooked and overlapping]] / [[A piece of wallpaper covers a panel]] / [[Floyd talks to Morty - Ebb has been papered to the wall]] / Floyd: I'd like a few words with you guys.
Station V3 archives - Sunday 29 August 2004 [[On Station V3. Floyd, Mr Maintenance Engineer and Emmit]] / Floyd: We need a catchy slogan to advertise the station. Do you guys have any ideas? / Mr Maintenance Engineer: "Come to Station V3 for the fuel. Stay because there isn't any!" / Emmit: "Eat at V3! Complimentary stomach pumping available!" / Mr Maintenance Engineer: "On V3 we treat each customer like they're our only one, because that's usually true!" / [[Floyd looks blankly at them]] / Floyd: "Come to V3. Meet the new crew."
Station V3 archives - Monday 30 August 2004 (#462) [[On the station, Floyd is talking to Mr. Maintenance Engineer]] / Floyd: I've had a new billboard made. Go down to the planet and put it up. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: So that's our big ad campaign? / Floyd: It's all we can afford with our current budget, unless you guys want pay cuts. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer goes to get Emmit]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Come on, we're going down to the planet to put up a billboard.
Station V3 archives - Monday 30 August 2004 (#462) [[On the station, Floyd is talking to Mr. Maintenance Engineer]] / Floyd: I've had a new billboard made. Go down to the planet and put it up. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: So that's our big ad campaign? / Floyd: It's all we can afford with our current budget, unless you guys want pay cuts. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer goes to get Emmit]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Come on, we're going down to the planet to put up a billboard.
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 31 August 2004 (#463) [[Two rumormongers are on the planet going up a hill]] / Rumormonger 1: I'm told the guys were having a hard time coming up with a slogan for V3's new advertising campaign. / [[They come to a sign that says "Station V3 - We haven't had a fuel leak in three weeks"]] / Rumormonger 2: How long do you suppose it took them to come up with that one?
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 01 September 2004 (#464) [[On the station, Mr. Maintenance Engineer is talking to Floyd. Some wallpaper has been stuck to one of the nearby walls]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: What's next on the improvement plan? / Floyd: We're done! / Floyd: Alternate Floyd said to remodel the station and advertise... We put up wallpaper and we've got a new billboard on the planet. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I think we may have missed a few details somewhere.
 
Station V3 archives - Thursday 02 September 2004 (#465) [[Floyd is on the station talking to Alternate Floyd through a hole in spacetime. Ebb floats nearby.]] / Floyd: We followed your improvement plan, but we're still not the number one station! / Alternate Floyd: If you'll recall, part of the plan is 'Be patient.' / Floyd: We skipped that part.
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Station V3 archives - Saturday 04 September 2004 (#467) [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking. Meanwhile, an escape pod is coming in for a landing]] / Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it the station ripped down all the new wallpaper, so they're right back where they started with the V3 improvement plan. / Rumormonger 2: That's not true... What about the new billboard they put up? / [[The escape pod has landed on the billboard]]
Station V3 archives - Sunday 05 September 2004 (#468) [[Emmit has V3's shuttle out in space, following another ship]] / Emmit: Do you guys need to refuel? We've got a refueling station just a few light years away! / Other ship: No. / Emmit: How about food? Is anybody on your ship hungry? / Other ship: No. / [[The shuttle fires on the other ship.]] / <> / Emmit: Do you need any repairs? / [[The other ship turns on the shuttle.]] / [[The shuttle is back outside V3, in need of repairs itself.]] / Emmit: You can forget about your new strategy for bringing in customers, Floyd.
Station V3 archives - Monday 06 September 2004 (#469) [[Floyd is talking to Mr. Maintenance Engineer.]] / Floyd: I think we need to bring in a new main computer so we can control all of the station's systems. / [[Floyd and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are surrounded by robotic arms.]] / [[An escape pod leaves the station.]] / Floyd: This doesn't do anything to change my mind, you know...
Station V3 archives - Monday 06 September 2004 (#469) [[Floyd is talking to Mr. Maintenance Engineer.]] / Floyd: I think we need to bring in a new main computer so we can control all of the station's systems. / [[Floyd and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are surrounded by robotic arms.]] / [[An escape pod leaves the station.]] / Floyd: This doesn't do anything to change my mind, you know...
 
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 07 September 2004 (#470) [[On the station, Mr. Maintenance Engineer is talking to Linton]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I guess you've heard we're getting a new computer! / Linton: About time! I've been wanting a faster computer to run my security simulations. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: You mean your games? / Linton: Security simulations!
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 08 September 2004 [[On Station V3. Mr Maintenance Engineer and Floyd]] / Floyd: The Station Authority's computer warehouse says they have a system we can afford that will meet our requirements! / Mr Maintenance Engineer: Amazing! / [[Station Authority's computer warehouse, exterior]] / Someone: I managed to sell off that Technophilus II system nobody wanted! / Someone else: Amazing!
Station V3 archives - Thursday 09 September 2004 (#472) [[A shuttle is approaching the station]] / Floyd (on the station): Here comes Emmit with our new computer! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: He had to go get it? Why wasn't it delivered? / Floyd: It refused to go on the cargo shuttle. / [[Emmit is wheeling the computer in on a handcart]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer (thinking): I have a bad feeling about this... / Computer: Where do I plug in?
Station V3 archives - Thursday 09 September 2004 (#472) [[A shuttle is approaching the station]] / Floyd (on the station): Here comes Emmit with our new computer! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: He had to go get it? Why wasn't it delivered? / Floyd: It refused to go on the cargo shuttle. / [[Emmit is wheeling the computer in on a handcart]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer (thinking): I have a bad feeling about this... / Computer: Where do I plug in?
Station V3 archives - Friday 10 September 2004 (#473) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is talking to Floyd about the new computer.]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The computer won't work until we wire up the station with a couple miles of twinax cable. / Floyd: I thought it could tap right into our existing network! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I didn't say it couldn't work... I said it won't. / [[Ebb looks at the computer.]] / Computer (thinking): I like twinax cable.
Station V3 archives - Saturday 11 September 2004 [[Station V3 is alone in space.]] / Floyd: I just had a little talk with our new computer. / [[Floyd is talking to the robot.]] / Floyd: I think it understands who's in charge here! / [[The computer is talking to an alien.]] / Computer: I'm in charge here.
 
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Station V3 archives - Monday 13 September 2004 (#476) [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking.]] / Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it the guys on V3 got an advanced new computer system. / Rumormonger 2: That's good! / Rumormonger 2: A new system is just what they needed... It'll really improve things up there! / [[On the station, the computer has been thinking things over.]] / Computer: This place is hopeless. / Floyd: Oh, now come on!
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 14 September 2004 (#477) [[Emmit and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are on the station, talking about the computer.]] / Emmit: What's the computer up to now? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: It's collecting all the available data on the station and running an analysis. / [[The computer has run its analysis.]] / Computer: This place is hopeless. / Floyd: Would you stop saying that?
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 15 September 2004 Computer: I ordered some spare parts for myself. Did they arrive yet? / Floyd: The only package on the cargo shuttle today was for the cafeteria. / [[Floyd ponders.]] / [[Floyd goes to the cafeteria. The sign says, "Today's Special: Fish & Chips"]] / Chef: It's all gone. Morty and Ebb came back for seconds.
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