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| Station V3 archives - Saturday 19 June 2004 (#390) | [[Outside View - a ship is approaching V3.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer (unseen): The Chef is back! / [[Ebb floats up as Mr. Maintenance Engineer welcomes the Chef back aboard.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: When do we get to see your infomercial? / [[The Chef heads back to his cafeteria, Ebb following behind.]]
/ The Chef: They said to look for it in a few weeks on the comedy station. http://stationv3.com/d/20040619.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 20 June 2004 (#391) | [[Emmit and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are caught with a large pile of boxes labeled "Lawn Darts," from various manufacturers. Ebb is floating above, looking them over.]]
/ Floyd: I can't wait to hear you guys explain how my name got on THIS order. http://stationv3.com/d/20040620.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 21 June 2004 (#392) | [[Morty is inspecting an open panel, with bits of wire sticking out all over. A robot arm is sneaking up on him from behind.]] / [[Outside view - an escape pod is leaving the station.]] / [[Floyd is speaking with Mr. Maintenance Engineer, elsewhere on the station.]]
/ Floyd: Is Morty done rewiring that panel?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Not yet. http://stationv3.com/d/20040621.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 22 June 2004 (#393) | [[Linton has a large box open, and various components sitting around. Ebb is floating overhead.]]
/ Linton: My new security system is here... I can't wait to install it! / [[Ebb looks on as a robot arm sneaks up on Linton from behind. Linton has just started to notice it.]] / [[Outside view of V3. An escape pod has been launched.]] http://stationv3.com/d/20040622.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 23 June 2004 (#394) | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer approaches the Chef with a box.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Smrtkook sent you a new Kitchnmatic. / [[Closeup on the Chef.]]
/ The Chef: Great! I'll go install it right now! / [[The Chef's attention is caught by a robot arm grabbing for him.]] http://stationv3.com/d/20040623.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 24 June 2004 (#395) | [[Floyd watches as a long, spindly robot arm chases after Ebb.]] / [[Floyd turns to watch as multiple small, spindly robot arms reach out for each of Ebb's children.]] / [[Floyd turns to Mr. Maintenance Engineer.]]
/ Floyd: Do you think its's time to call for help?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Probably a good idea. http://stationv3.com/d/20040624.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 25 June 2004 (#396) | [[Two Rumormongers watch from the top of a cliff, as another escape pod crosses the sky.]]
/ Rumormonger 1: There certainly have been a lot of escape pods landing here lately. / [[Rumormonger 2 turns to Rumormonger 1.]]
/ Rumormonger 2: Rumor has it the station's been kicking everyone off. They're bringing in an expert to take care of the problem. / [[On Station V3. Unit Six has returned and is complaining to Floyd. A robot arm is reaching for him from behind.]]
/ Unit Six: What did you drag me back here for? I don't see any problem! http://stationv3.com/d/20040625.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 26 June 2004 (#397) | [[Unit Six turns and looks at the robot arm reaching out toward him and Floyd.]]
/ Unit Six: Don't worry, it's not going to throw us in an escape pod. / [[Close up on Floyd. The robot arm is delicately nabbing the tip of his antenna.]]
/ Floyd: How do you know that? / Unit Six: It just used the last one for Emmit.
/ [[The robot arm has let go of Floyd and is bending back the way it came.]] http://stationv3.com/d/20040626.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 27 June 2004 (#398) | [[Back at Station HQ. A Station Authority Alien and Robot are looking over a large map board with alert lights. The light by V3 is blinking.]]
/ Station Authority Alien: The alert is blinking for Station V3 again. / [[Outside view of Station HQ building.]]
/ Station Authority Robot (unseen): I thought we sent Unit 6 over there a couple of days ago... it's still blinking?
/ Station Authority Alien (unseen): Yes. / [[Closeup on the Station Authority Robot.]]
/ Station Authority Robot: I see. / Station Authority Robot: Well, you know what to do next. / [[Close up on the Station Authority Alien.]]
/ Station Authority Alien: What's that? / [[The Station Authority Robot turns to leave.]]
/ Station Authority Robot: Unplug the bulb. http://stationv3.com/d/20040627.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 28 June 2004 (#399) | [[Back on the planet's surface, two Rumormongers are mongering rumors.]]
/ Rumormonger 2: Floyd and Unit 6 should be safe now. Rumor has it the station can't kick them off because it's out of escape pods! / [[The Rumormongers are still on the edge of a cliff looking out over a wide vista of plains and hills. In the distance, two tiny figures of Floyd and Unit Six suddenly appear in a sparkle midair, and begin to plunge to earth.]] / [[The Rumormongers look over the edge of the cliff to the ground.]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Of course, there's always the teleport. http://stationv3.com/d/20040628.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 29 June 2004 (#400) | [[Two Rumormongers are passing some news to a couple of Pirates.]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it that everyone from the station is down here except for the Plant! / [[The Rumormongers turn and wander away.]]
/ Rumormonger 2: We saw them all land! Why did you say it was a rumor? / Rumormonger 1: They're more likely to believe it that way. http://stationv3.com/d/20040629.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 30 June 2004 | [[Emmit, Mr. Maintenance Engineer, and Linton are on the planet]]
/ Emmit: Time for dinner... I guess I'll get out the emergency rations from my escape pod. / Linton: Don't bother! I had mine already, and they were awful. / Emmit: Are they that bad?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Actually, he ate his first aid kit. http://stationv3.com/d/20040630.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 01 July 2004 | [[On the planet. Linton and the pirates]]
/ Pirate 1: Hey, it's Linton!
/ Pirate 2: How's it going, Lint? / Pirate 1: We're on our way up to take over a certain space station SOMEBODY left unguarded. / Pirate 1: So how's that security job been working out for you? http://stationv3.com/d/20040701.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 02 July 2004 | Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it V3's security officer is desperate to get back to the station. / Rumormonger 2: How desperate? / [[Linton is looking at a beat-up shuttle marked "Cheap"]]
/ Linton: Is this shuttle 100 percent guaranteed?
/ Honest J!on: For you I can knock it down to 70! http://stationv3.com/d/20040702.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 03 July 2004 | [[Linton is flying the shuttle he bought from Honest J!on, and smoke is pouring out the back of it]] / [[The shuttle begins to climb]]
/ Rumormonger 2: Think he'll make it to the station? / [[The shuttle begins to dive]]
/ Rumormonger 1: I'll bet he doesn't even make it off the planet! http://stationv3.com/d/20040703.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 04 July 2004 (#405) | [[A small cloud of Ebb's children are floating about, on the planet. A couple of Rumormongers watch them drift by.]] / [[The kids find one of the puddles of toxic waste left behind by Pollutico.]] / [[Ebb's kids gather around the toxic waste.]] / [[Closeup on the two Rumormongers as munching noises are heard from off to the left.]]
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| Station V3 archives - Monday 05 July 2004 | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Floyd are on the planet, by a pay phone]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I'm trying to get a distress call through to the Station Authority. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is on the phone]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Got ten million credits on you?
/ Floyd: Call collect. http://stationv3.com/d/20040705.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 06 July 2004 | [[Floyd and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are walking towards Unit 6, Ebb, and Morty]]
/ Floyd: Okay, guys, we sent a distress call. Let's all stay together here and wait for the rescue ship. / [[Unit 6 points into the sky]]
/ Unit 6: Looks like Linton didn't feel like waiting...
/ Floyd: Great. / [[Linton is flying a shuttle with smoke pouring out the back]]
/ Linton (thinking): This thing would be much easier to fly if all these alarms would stop going off! http://stationv3.com/d/20040706.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 07 July 2004 (#408) | [[Two Rumormongers on the planet.]]
/ Rumormonger 2: Linton thinks he's going to intercept the pirates with that shuttle he bought. / [[The Rumormongers look up in the sky, where an explosion suddenly goes off.]] / [[Linton's cut-rate shuttle is now falling straight downwards.]]
/ Rumormonger 1: That has to be a little embarrassing.
/ Rumormonger 2: At least they rescued him! http://stationv3.com/d/20040707.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 08 July 2004 (#409) | [[Floyd rolls up to a Rumormonger.]]
/ Rumormonger: The pirates just shot down your security officer's shuttle and took him on board their ship. / [[Closeup on Floyd.]]
/ Floyd: They'll regret doing that! / Rumormonger: Which part will they regret? http://stationv3.com/d/20040708.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 09 July 2004 (#410) | [[On the Pirates ship. Linton is pointing a gun at two Pirates.]]
/ Linton: Okay guys. This ship isn't going to the station today! / [[View from outside the ship.]]
/ Linton: You guys are stuck here now! I've wrecked the controls, destroyed the radio, and jettisoned all the escape pods. NOBODY gets off this ship! / [[Suddenly Linton appears to realize there may have been a flaw in his plans. His weapon droops a bit as he thinks this over.]]
/ Linton (thinking): Wait a minute...
/ Pirate 2: That's some brilliant planning on your part. http://stationv3.com/d/20040709.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 10 July 2004 (#411) | [[View from outside the sabotaged Pirate ship, hurtling uncontrolled through space.]]
/ Pirate 2: As far as I can tell, we're going to wind up in orbit around the gas giant. / [[Closeup on Linton.]]
/ Linton: Really? I thought I programmed the ship to crash! / [[The shorter Pirate is giving Linton a non-plussed look while the taller Pirate tries to read the damaged controls.]]
/ Linton: Just as well I messed that up, isn't it? http://stationv3.com/d/20040710.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 11 July 2004 | [[The plant is alone in the station.]]
/ Plant (thinking): Something's not right here. / [[The station's robot hands are at work in the room.]]
/ Plant (thinking): The crew is gone... The station is taking itself apart... / [[The plant leans toward an open access panel.]]
/ Plant (thinking): Maybe I can get a branch in that access panel and send some kind of distress signal. / [[One of the station's robot hands brings over a hose, and waters the plant.]] / [[The robot hand takes away the hose.]] / Plant (thinking): Never mind. http://stationv3.com/d/20040711.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 12 July 2004 (#413) | [[Down on the Planet.]]
/ Rumormonger 2: Rumor has it a rescue ship is on its way! / Rumormonger 1: I would have been more impressed if you told me that yesterday.
/ Rumormonger 2: Why? / [[A large ship is visible in a valley below the two Rumormongers. Ebb is floating nearby.]]
/ Rumormonger 1: It landed this morning. http://stationv3.com/d/20040712.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 13 July 2004 (#414) | [[An alien from Headquarters' rescue ship is discussing the situation with Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Floyd. ]]
/ Rescue Ship Alien: V3 needs some work before we can take you back there. We can take you to Station K7, or you can wait here. / [[Some of Neap and Ebb's children are floating past.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I think Neap lives on K7 with the rest of Ebb's children! / Floyd: We'll wait here. http://stationv3.com/d/20040713.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 14 July 2004 (#415) | [[Two Rumormongers on the planet.]]
/ Rumormonger 2: Some of the guys went back to V3 with the repair crew. / [[The Rumormongers turn and watch as teleport sparkles mark the reappearance of a number of the crew in mid-air. Mr. Maintenance Engineer, Morty, and a couple of the rescue crew fall from the height which is the closest the station's transporter can reach to the planet's surface.]] / [[Rumormonger 2 looks down over the side of the valley into which the crew has fallen.]]
/ Rumormonger 2: Repairs not done yet?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: You might say that. http://stationv3.com/d/20040714.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 15 July 2004 (#416) | [[Several of the repair crew from Headquarters are discussing the problem.]] / Rescue Crew 1: Okay, guys, see if you can figure out how we're going to repair a station that doesn't want to be repaired. / [[The other two rescue crew members look blank.]] / Rescue Crew 2: |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 16 July 2004 (#417) | [[Rumormongers still discussing the station's problems...]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it the repair crew has a plan to stop the station from teleporting them off. / [[Closeup on Rumormonger 1, with Rumormonger 2 close behind him.]]
/ Rumormonger 2: Is this the plan where they need finger paint, water skis, poker chips, and inflatable cacti? / [[Rumormonger 1 gives Rumormonger 2 a narrow-eyed look.]]
/ Rumormonger 1: It's the plan where they disable the teleporter.
/ Rumormonger 2: Too bad. The other one sounds more interesting. http://stationv3.com/d/20040716.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 17 July 2004 (#418) | [[The multi-tentacled repair crewman from Headquarters is working at the teleport console.]]
/ Repair Crew Alien 1: There... the teleport's disabled! Now we can work on the repairs without worrying about being thrown off the station. / [[The station's robot arms start reaching for the repair crew aliens anyway. The aliens look apprehensive.]] / Repair Crew Alien 1: I'll race you back to the shuttle. http://stationv3.com/d/20040717.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 18 July 2004 (#419) | [[Outside view of a purple and turquoise visiting spaceship, travelling through space.]]
/ Crewperson 1 (unseen): How much farther are we going? We're running on fumes! / [[Closer outside view of the ship.]]
/ Crewperson 2 (unseen):Will you relax already? There's a refueling station in this system! / [[View from behind the ship, pointed towards Station V3, which is now visible in the distance.]]
/ Crewperson 2 (unseen): See?
/ Crewperson 1 (unseen): Just in time / [[Closeup on station. As the visiting ship draws near the station, they see a sign on the side.]]
/ Stationside Sign: CLOSED for Repairs - Sorry. / [[Wide view of station and ship.]]
/ Crewperson 2 (unseen): What... ? / [[Down on the planet.]]
/ Rumormonger 2: It's a good thing nobody visits the station, or the repairs might have been inconvenient for someone! http://stationv3.com/d/20040718.html |
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