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Station V3 archives - Sunday 21 March 2004 (#300) [[Emmit's shuttle is returning to Station V3]] / [[Floyd comes to meet Emmit after he docks]] / Floyd: Where are the Kerlfians from Station X4? / Emmit: Who? There's only cargo from Station X4. / Floyd: The Kerlfians are intelligent bubbles. They travel in a special tank of nutrient solution. / Emmit: Oh... that. Well... / [[In another part of the station, Linton is talking to Morty]] / Linton: Don't drink the soda in the cafeteria today. It tastes disgusting.
Station V3 archives - Monday 22 March 2004 (#301) [[On the station, Unit 6 is talking to Floyd]] / Unit 6: We managed to come to an agreement with the Chef... he'll let us in to fix the cafeteria in return for new appliances. / Floyd: Is that all it took? / Unit 6: And the repair crew has to eat there. / Floyd: Ouch.
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 23 March 2004 (#302) [[An alien on the station repair crew is drinking a cup of coffee]] / Alien: Blecch. / [[The alien pours the coffee into the Plant's pot]] / Alien: This coffee is terrible! / The Plant (thinking): Yuck. He's right.
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 24 March 2004 (#303) [[Floyd sees the Plant. The Plant has a leaf on it]] / [[Floyd takes a closer look]] / Floyd: A leaf? / The Plant (thinking): This is why I'm not supposed to have coffee.
Station V3 archives - Thursday 25 March 2004 (#304) [[The Plant's leaf falls off]] / [[A bug walks up to the leaf]] / [[The bug starts to ear the leaf]] / Bug: Munch Munch Chomp. / The Plant (thinking): Now that's just insulting.
 
Station V3 archives - Friday 26 March 2004 (#305) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is looking at a screen]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I've been looking up some information on the Plant. It seems this is an important time of the year for it. / [[He turns around]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: You guys didn't touch it, did you? / [[Linton and Ebb are covered with spots]] / Linton: Why do you ask?
Station V3 archives - Saturday 27 March 2004 (#306) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is on the station talking to Floyd]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Is the repair crew done? / Floyd: Yes, they just left ten minutes ago. / [[The lights to out]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Who had "ten minutes" in the pool?
Station V3 archives - Sunday 28 March 2004 (#307) [[On the station, Mr. Maintenance Engineer sees a sign that says "The All-New Cafeteria Is Now Open!" and smiles]] / [[Emmit and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are walking to the cafeteria]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: A guy on the repair crew told me about this. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: He says they put new SMRTKOOK appliances in the cafeteria kitchen. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: They'll make it impossible for the Chef to cook a bad meal! / [[The Chef is serving cold cereal]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Why... / The Chef: I couldn't figure out how to turn it on.
Station V3 archives - Monday 29 March 2004 (#308) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is talking to Floyd, with Linton standing nearby]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The new Station Rating Guide is out! / Floyd: Let me see! / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer holds it out for Floyd to see]] / Floyd: This is good! There's a star next to our entry there. / Linton: Shouldn't you tell him that means one star out of ten? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: He knows.
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 30 March 2004 [[On the planet]] / Rumormonger 2: I hear V3 is one of the lowest-rated stations in the new Rating Guide. / Rumormonger 1: Not the absolute worst, though. L14 rated lower. / Rumormonger 2: How'd they manage to do that? / Rumormonger 1: It exploded when the guy from the Rating Guide visited.
 
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 31 March 2004 (#310) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is reading the Station Rating Guide, with Floyd standing nearby]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Listen to this... / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: "You should only visit V3 if you're desperate and there's nowhere else to go." / [[On the planet, two rumormongers are looking at a sign that says "Station V3 - There's Nowhere Else To Go!"]] / Rumormonger 1: Catchy.
Station V3 archives - Thursday 01 April 2004 (#311) {{Comic posted on April 1st}} / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is sitting at a terminal]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Floyd! This message from the Rating Guide says we actually rate nine stars, not one! / Floyd: What else does the message say? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Umm... / Floyd: Check the date.
Station V3 archives - Friday 02 April 2004 (#312) [[Linton is visiting the Chef in his kitchen. He is standing by a stove with a saucepan on one burner, and a knife in one of his tentacles.]] / Chef: Does the Rating Guide mention the cafeteria? / [[Linton reads the Guide.]] / [[Linton looks back up at the Chef.]] / Linton: I don't think I want to tell you while you're holding a knife.
Station V3 archives - Saturday 03 April 2004 (#313) [[Closeup on Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Floyd.]] / Floyd: I've invited a reviewer from the Rating Guide to come and see the changes we've made here. / [[Floyd and Mr. Maintenance Engineer's attention is across the room, where Linton is herding a Human toward the Shuttle Bay at gunpoint.]] / Linton: Get out! You're not welcome here. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Who was that? / Floyd: The reviewer.
Station V3 archives - Sunday 04 April 2004 (#314) [[A space battle is taking place outside Station V3. Several ships, including a pink pirate ship are all shooting at each other, and escape pods and broken bits of ships are floating all around.]] / Floyd (on the station): Are any of you guys interested in refueling?
 
Station V3 archives - Monday 05 April 2004 [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is reading a message from a display screen]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Emmit, the Station Authority wants you to go for shuttle pilot recertification. / Emmit: What for? Do they think I've suddenly forgotten how to fly? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Are there any violations on your license? / Emmit: That's beside the point!
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 06 April 2004 [[On Station V3. Floyd, Mr Maintenance Engineer and Unit Six are present]] / Mr Maintenance Engineer: Unit Six is here to fill in as our shuttle pilot while Emmit is away. / Floyd: You always get sent to help us out ... is it because you're so familiar with the station? / Unit Six: Could be! / Unit Six: ... either that or I managed to really annoy someone at Station Authority command.
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 07 April 2004 (#317) [[On the station, Emmit is holding a suitcase and talking to Floyd]] / Emmit: I'm ready to leave for the shuttle pilot recertification. / Floyd: Good! The Station Authority is sending a ship to pick you up so you won't have to worry about how to get back when you fail. / Emmit: "When?" / Floyd: Sorry. If.
Station V3 archives - Thursday 08 April 2004 (#318) [[A ship leaves the station]] / Floyd (on the station): I wonder if Emmit is bad about not getting to fly himself to the shuttle recertification class... / Floyd: Maybe he'll just relax and enjoy being a passenger for a change! / [[Emmit is on the ship. An alien in the next seat is snoring while resting against his shoulder, and a large yellow alien is pointing to the seat on his other side.]] / Yellow alien: Is this seat taken?
Station V3 archives - Friday 09 April 2004 (#319) [[A green alien is standing up on the ship to the shuttle pilot school]] / Green Alien: Now's our chance to escape before we reach the prison colony! / Emmit (on ship): What? We're going to the pilot school, not the prison colony! / Green Alien: Really? / Purple Alien: Z / Green Alien: I'm on the wrong ship!
 
Station V3 archives - Saturday 10 April 2004 (#320) Emmit: FLOYD! I JUST HEARD ON THE NEWS THAT SCIENTISTS HAVE INVENTED A NEW INSTANTANEOUS TRANSPORT METHOD! / Floyd: WHAT?! BUT THAT WOULD MAKE STATION V3 OBSOLETE! WHAT DO WE DO?! / Emmit: ACTUALLY, THE CREW AND I CAME UP WITH A WAY TO KEEP BEINGS COMING TO V3, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT... / Floyd: C'MON, TELL ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING! / [[Sign: RoBot Strip Show]] / Floyd (thinking): I REALLY NEED TO START QUALIFYING THOSE STATEMENTS. / Robot: SHOW ME YOUR TRANSISTORS! / {{GUEST STRIP BY CHUCK COTTRELL}}
Station V3 archives - Sunday 11 April 2004 (#321) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is holding bunny ears.]] / Linton: I don't think so. / {{"Happy easter, Tom T"}}
Station V3 archives - Monday 12 April 2004 (#322) [[The ship to the shuttle pilot school has a human pilot and a yellow alien pilot]] / Human pilot: I hear we have a bunch of shuttle pilots on board. / Yellow alien pilot: Yes... Watch this! / Yellow alien pilot (on loudspeaker): Attention passengers - The pilots are sick, and we were wondering if anyone on board can fly the ship. / Everyone on board: I'll do it! I can! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 13 April 2004 [[On the planet]] / Rumormonger 1: Have you heard? Emmit from V3 had to go for shuttle pilot recertification. / Rumormonger 2: So much for your rumor that he has no license! / Rumormonger 1: Give it time ...
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 14 April 2004 (#324) [[Emmit has arrived at the shuttle school. A girl at the information desk points to an escalator]] / Girl at Information Desk: If you're here for recertification, go upstairs to the advanced class. / [[Emmit goes up the escalator]] / [[A blue alien with a tie is teaching the advanced class]] / Blue Alien: Today's lesson: This is a shuttle.
 
Station V3 archives - Thursday 15 April 2004 [[The blue alien instructor is standing next to a display with a picture of a shuttle labeled "Shuttle"]] / Instructor: We'll be covering some advanced topics today. / [[The slide changes to show a shuttle in flight, labeled "Right"]] / Instructor: Some of you may find these concepts difficult to grasp at first. / [[The slide shows a couple of aliens watching the shuttle crash into a mountain. The label says "Wrong".]] / Instructor: Let me know if I'm going too fast.
Station V3 archives - Friday 16 April 2004 (#326) [[Emmit and an alien are at the pilot school]] / Emmit: Are you ready for today's quiz? / Alien: True, false, false, true. B. A. D. C. A. D. D. A. B. Ten seconds. Never. The shuttle will explode. / Emmit: I'm guessing you've taken this class before... / Alien: True.
Station V3 archives - Saturday 17 April 2004 (#327) [[On Station V3, Mr. Maintenance Engineer is talking to Unit 6]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Did you have to go for shuttle recertification too? / Unit 6: I went last year. The instructors at the school were the best! / Instructor (on shuttle): Okay, class, buckle up. I'm going to demonstrate what NOT to do.
Station V3 archives - Sunday 18 April 2004 (#328) [[The lights are dim on the station, and Mr. Maintenance Engineer is looking at some wires sticking out of a panel. Unit 6 approaches to ask him a question]] / Unit 6: How are the repairs holding up? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The power died ten minutes after your repair crew left! / Unit 6: Really? I'm shocked! / Unit 6: The crew bet on five minutes. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer stares at Unit 6 for a moment]] / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer pulls a wire from the panel and holds it out towards Unit 6]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Would you like another shock?
Station V3 archives - Monday 19 April 2004 (#329) [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]] / Rumormonger 1: What do you know about this school Emmit's at? / Rumormonger 2: It's supposed to be pretty tough! / [[At the shuttle school, the instructor is standing in front of the class. The board says "Exam results"]] / Instructor: I didn't feel like grading your tests, so you all passed.
 

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