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| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 06 May 2003 | [[Floyd and Ebb look at a leafless plant.]]
/ Floyd: I thought a plant might cheer the station up a little bit. / Floyd: So much for that idea. / Plant (thinking): Wonderful. Now I'm depressed too... http://stationv3.com/d/20030506.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 07 May 2003 | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer introduces Neap to Floyd as Ebb floats nearby.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Ebb's friend Neap is visiting us this week! /
/ Floyd: So which one is which?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I have no idea. http://stationv3.com/d/20030507.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 08 May 2003 | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer has set up a radio by the plant.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: It's an experiment. They say music makes plants grow. / Floyd: Very interesting! / Plant (thinking): More like torture. I can't stand this song! http://stationv3.com/d/20030508.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 09 May 2003 | [[Ebb floats by as the Plant is listening to the radio.]] /
/ Plant (thinking): You could at least do me a favor and change the tune... http://stationv3.com/d/20030509.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 10 May 2003 | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer looks at the radio. The Plant is gone.]] / Floyd: How's the experiment going? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The music made the Plant get up and leave! http://stationv3.com/d/20030510.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 11 May 2003 | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer, Emmit, and Ebb are going to the cafeteria.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I think you'll enjoy dinner tonight, Emmit! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The Chef's been looking up some recipes from Earth to try out! / [[The sign on the Chef's counter reads "Today's Special: Mustard."]]
/ Emmit: Yum. My favorite. http://stationv3.com/d/20030511.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 12 May 2003 | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer has set up the radio by the Plant again.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Very interesting! / Emmit: Are you still torturing this poor plant? / Plant (thinking): I like this new guy! http://stationv3.com/d/20030512.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 13 May 2003 | [[The shuttle flies over a barren landscape.]]
/ Emmit (in shuttle): Here we go... Let's land here and look around. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Isn't this where the weather experiment is today?
/ Emmit: Yes, but I wouldn't worry about it. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer watches as a tornado approaches.]]
/ Emmit: A little rain never hurt anybody! http://stationv3.com/d/20030513.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 14 May 2003 | [[Floyd and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are on the station]]
/ Floyd: We need to pull up the weeds.
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: What weeds? / Floyd: The weeds in the garden. Beep.
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: What garden? / Floyd: Beep beep error beep beep error beep beep.
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer (thinking): This can't be good... http://stationv3.com/d/20030514.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 15 May 2003 | Floyd: Emmit, I want you to mow the lawn.
/ Emmit: This is a space station! We don't have a lawn! / Floyd: Mow the lawn. Beep. / Floyd (Not present): Mow the lawn. Beep beep.
/ Emmit: Floyd needs reprogramming.
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I noticed. http://stationv3.com/d/20030515.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 16 May 2003 | [[Floyd is connected to a machine]]
/ Emmit: So, you're reprogramming Floyd?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Yep! /
/ Emmit: Can you program us a raise?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Already done! http://stationv3.com/d/20030516.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 17 May 2003 | [[Floyd is connected to a machine]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I found a bug! / Emmit: So you see the problem with his program? / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer holds up a bug]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Not exactly! http://stationv3.com/d/20030517.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 18 May 2003 | Emmit: The Station Authority is sending a guy here to finish up Floyd's reprogramming. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: That's very insulting! It means the Station Authority doesn't trust us!
/ Emmit: I know! / [[Looking at a lot of packages]]
/ Emmit: And it also means we have to return all the stuff Floyd "ordered!" http://stationv3.com/d/20030518.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 19 May 2003 | [[Floyd is talking to Mr. Maintenance Engineer. The Plant is nearby.]]
/ Floyd: I hear you tried to fix my program.
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Yes, but a guy from the Station Authority wound up finishing it. / Floyd: So you couldn't have added anything funny?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: No! / Floyd: Then why do I have this overwhelming urge to water the plant?
/ Plant (thinking): It worked! http://stationv3.com/d/20030519.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 20 May 2003 | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Emmit have a machine marked "Food."]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: If this machine works, we won't have to eat at the cafeteria! / [[The food machine makes something]]
/ Food Machine: < http://stationv3.com/d/20030520.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 21 May 2003 | Mr. Maintenance Engineer: How are you doing with Ebb as your roommate?
/ Emmit: Fine, except he keeps using up all the hot water? / [[Ebb floats past]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: How?
/ Emmit: I haven't figured that out yet. http://stationv3.com/d/20030521.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 22 May 2003 | Mr. Maintenance Engineer: A pirate battle cruiser just refueled and left without paying! / Floyd: Well, I'm not going to allow that! Send Emmit after them. / [[Emmit is in a small shuttle following a large pirate battle cruiser]]
/ Emmit (thinking): This seems like a very very bad idea... http://stationv3.com/d/20030522.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 23 May 2003 | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is looking at a computer screen]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The pirates have captured Emmit's shuttle, and they're holding him for ransom!
/ Floyd: Okay... I guess we'll pay it. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: They want ten million credits! / Floyd: How much do they want for just the shuttle? http://stationv3.com/d/20030523.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 24 May 2003 | Floyd: I don't think we can afford to pay the pirates:
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: But what about Emmit? / Floyd: If you can come up with a way to pay the ransom they want, go right ahead! / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer stands below a sign reading "Welcome To V3," playing the accordion. Unit Six tosses a coin into his hat.]] http://stationv3.com/d/20030524.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 25 May 2003 | The Great Zogthar: Operator! I want to talk to Station V3! / [[Static appears on the screen.]] / [[Ebb appears on the screen.]]
/ The Great Zogthar: This is the Great Zogthar! I want to talk to you! / [[Ebb floats away.]] / The Great Zogthar: I've been insulted! We attack Station V3 at once! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I think Ebb answered a call that was for you.
/ Floyd: I'm sure whoever it was will call back. http://stationv3.com/d/20030525.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 26 May 2003 | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is talking to Floyd. The Plant is nearby.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: We still don't have enough money to get Emmit back. / Plant (thinking): I hope they can get Emmit back soon. / Plant (thinking): Nobody's remembered to water me since he was captured! http://stationv3.com/d/20030526.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 27 May 2003 | [[Floyd and Emmit. Emmit looks scruffy]]
/ Floyd: You're back!
/ Emmit: I escaped from the pirates. / [[Close up of Emmit]]
/ Emmit: I dug out of my cell with a teaspoon, tied up a couple guards, snuck into their hangar, sabotaged their ship, got the shuttle running, and took off! / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer joins Floyd and Emmit on panel]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I finally got enough money for the ransom! I just sent it in now.
/ Floyd: Nice timing. http://stationv3.com/d/20030527.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 28 May 2003 | [[Floyd and Emmit. Floyd is next to a control panel]]
/ Floyd: Emmit! We just got a bill from the pirates for your stay in their cell. / [[Emmit turns to look. He looks disgruntled]] / [[Floyd turns to Emmit]]
/ Floyd: Did you really have to keep ordering room service?
/ Emmit: They wouldn't let me eat in their cafeteria! http://stationv3.com/d/20030528.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 29 May 2003 | Emmit: The cargo shuttle just arrived! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Here's a package for the cafeteria! / [[A large box is marked "Food Substitute."]]
/ Emmit: This explains a lot. http://stationv3.com/d/20030529.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 30 May 2003 | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer has a large box with an antenna on it]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: This device I bought will let us communicate with Ebb! / Ebb (through communicator): TURN THIS THING OFF NOW / Floyd: I hope you kept the receipt! http://stationv3.com/d/20030530.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 31 May 2003 | Emmit: What's in this box?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Some parts I ordered for the station's generator. / Emmit (holding a tape marked "Catch 33"): There aren't any parts in here. Just movies! Did they get the order wrong? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: It'll make Floyd happier if we call them parts. That's what he thought he was signing for! http://stationv3.com/d/20030531.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 01 June 2003 | [[Ebb floats past.]] / [[The Plant begins to float.]] / Ebb: ? / The Plant (thinking): Interesting! / [[Floyd and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are floating too]]
/ Floyd: Will the gravity be back on soon?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I'm working on it! http://stationv3.com/d/20030601.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 02 June 2003 | Emmit: So you spent the generator parts money on some movies?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Sure! We don't need any parts for it. / [[The power goes out.]] / Emmit: I think there's a lesson for us here.
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: You be quiet. http://stationv3.com/d/20030602.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 03 June 2003 | [[Ebb floats past, glowing in the dark.]] /
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Emmit, did you know Ebb glows in the dark?
/ Emmit: All this time I just thought he liked sleeping with the light on! http://stationv3.com/d/20030603.html |
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