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Station V3 archives - Tuesday 06 May 2003 [[Floyd and Ebb look at a leafless plant.]] / Floyd: I thought a plant might cheer the station up a little bit. / Floyd: So much for that idea. / Plant (thinking): Wonderful. Now I'm depressed too...
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 07 May 2003 [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer introduces Neap to Floyd as Ebb floats nearby.]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Ebb's friend Neap is visiting us this week! / / Floyd: So which one is which? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I have no idea.
Station V3 archives - Thursday 08 May 2003 [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer has set up a radio by the plant.]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: It's an experiment. They say music makes plants grow. / Floyd: Very interesting! / Plant (thinking): More like torture. I can't stand this song!
Station V3 archives - Friday 09 May 2003 [[Ebb floats by as the Plant is listening to the radio.]] / / Plant (thinking): You could at least do me a favor and change the tune...
Station V3 archives - Saturday 10 May 2003 [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer looks at the radio. The Plant is gone.]] / Floyd: How's the experiment going? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The music made the Plant get up and leave!
 
Station V3 archives - Sunday 11 May 2003 [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer, Emmit, and Ebb are going to the cafeteria.]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I think you'll enjoy dinner tonight, Emmit! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The Chef's been looking up some recipes from Earth to try out! / [[The sign on the Chef's counter reads "Today's Special: Mustard."]] / Emmit: Yum. My favorite.
Station V3 archives - Monday 12 May 2003 [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer has set up the radio by the Plant again.]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Very interesting! / Emmit: Are you still torturing this poor plant? / Plant (thinking): I like this new guy!
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 13 May 2003 [[The shuttle flies over a barren landscape.]] / Emmit (in shuttle): Here we go... Let's land here and look around. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Isn't this where the weather experiment is today? / Emmit: Yes, but I wouldn't worry about it. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer watches as a tornado approaches.]] / Emmit: A little rain never hurt anybody!
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 14 May 2003 [[Floyd and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are on the station]] / Floyd: We need to pull up the weeds. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: What weeds? / Floyd: The weeds in the garden. Beep. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: What garden? / Floyd: Beep beep error beep beep error beep beep. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer (thinking): This can't be good...
Station V3 archives - Thursday 15 May 2003 Floyd: Emmit, I want you to mow the lawn. / Emmit: This is a space station! We don't have a lawn! / Floyd: Mow the lawn. Beep. / Floyd (Not present): Mow the lawn. Beep beep. / Emmit: Floyd needs reprogramming. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I noticed.
 
Station V3 archives - Friday 16 May 2003 [[Floyd is connected to a machine]] / Emmit: So, you're reprogramming Floyd? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Yep! / / Emmit: Can you program us a raise? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Already done!
Station V3 archives - Saturday 17 May 2003 [[Floyd is connected to a machine]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I found a bug! / Emmit: So you see the problem with his program? / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer holds up a bug]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Not exactly!
Station V3 archives - Sunday 18 May 2003 Emmit: The Station Authority is sending a guy here to finish up Floyd's reprogramming. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: That's very insulting! It means the Station Authority doesn't trust us! / Emmit: I know! / [[Looking at a lot of packages]] / Emmit: And it also means we have to return all the stuff Floyd "ordered!"
Station V3 archives - Monday 19 May 2003 [[Floyd is talking to Mr. Maintenance Engineer. The Plant is nearby.]] / Floyd: I hear you tried to fix my program. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Yes, but a guy from the Station Authority wound up finishing it. / Floyd: So you couldn't have added anything funny? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: No! / Floyd: Then why do I have this overwhelming urge to water the plant? / Plant (thinking): It worked!
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 20 May 2003 [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Emmit have a machine marked "Food."]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: If this machine works, we won't have to eat at the cafeteria! / [[The food machine makes something]] / Food Machine: <> / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Emmit are at the cafeteria, where the Chef's sign reads "Today's Special: Leftovers."]] / Emmit: Well, at least it makes this seem more appetizing!
 
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 21 May 2003 Mr. Maintenance Engineer: How are you doing with Ebb as your roommate? / Emmit: Fine, except he keeps using up all the hot water? / [[Ebb floats past]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: How? / Emmit: I haven't figured that out yet.
Station V3 archives - Thursday 22 May 2003 Mr. Maintenance Engineer: A pirate battle cruiser just refueled and left without paying! / Floyd: Well, I'm not going to allow that! Send Emmit after them. / [[Emmit is in a small shuttle following a large pirate battle cruiser]] / Emmit (thinking): This seems like a very very bad idea...
Station V3 archives - Friday 23 May 2003 [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is looking at a computer screen]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The pirates have captured Emmit's shuttle, and they're holding him for ransom! / Floyd: Okay... I guess we'll pay it. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: They want ten million credits! / Floyd: How much do they want for just the shuttle?
Station V3 archives - Saturday 24 May 2003 Floyd: I don't think we can afford to pay the pirates: / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: But what about Emmit? / Floyd: If you can come up with a way to pay the ransom they want, go right ahead! / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer stands below a sign reading "Welcome To V3," playing the accordion. Unit Six tosses a coin into his hat.]]
Station V3 archives - Sunday 25 May 2003 The Great Zogthar: Operator! I want to talk to Station V3! / [[Static appears on the screen.]] / [[Ebb appears on the screen.]] / The Great Zogthar: This is the Great Zogthar! I want to talk to you! / [[Ebb floats away.]] / The Great Zogthar: I've been insulted! We attack Station V3 at once! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I think Ebb answered a call that was for you. / Floyd: I'm sure whoever it was will call back.
 
Station V3 archives - Monday 26 May 2003 [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is talking to Floyd. The Plant is nearby.]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: We still don't have enough money to get Emmit back. / Plant (thinking): I hope they can get Emmit back soon. / Plant (thinking): Nobody's remembered to water me since he was captured!
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 27 May 2003 [[Floyd and Emmit. Emmit looks scruffy]] / Floyd: You're back! / Emmit: I escaped from the pirates. / [[Close up of Emmit]] / Emmit: I dug out of my cell with a teaspoon, tied up a couple guards, snuck into their hangar, sabotaged their ship, got the shuttle running, and took off! / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer joins Floyd and Emmit on panel]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I finally got enough money for the ransom! I just sent it in now. / Floyd: Nice timing.
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 28 May 2003 [[Floyd and Emmit. Floyd is next to a control panel]] / Floyd: Emmit! We just got a bill from the pirates for your stay in their cell. / [[Emmit turns to look. He looks disgruntled]] / [[Floyd turns to Emmit]] / Floyd: Did you really have to keep ordering room service? / Emmit: They wouldn't let me eat in their cafeteria!
Station V3 archives - Thursday 29 May 2003 Emmit: The cargo shuttle just arrived! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Here's a package for the cafeteria! / [[A large box is marked "Food Substitute."]] / Emmit: This explains a lot.
Station V3 archives - Friday 30 May 2003 [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer has a large box with an antenna on it]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: This device I bought will let us communicate with Ebb! / Ebb (through communicator): TURN THIS THING OFF NOW / Floyd: I hope you kept the receipt!
 
Station V3 archives - Saturday 31 May 2003 Emmit: What's in this box? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Some parts I ordered for the station's generator. / Emmit (holding a tape marked "Catch 33"): There aren't any parts in here. Just movies! Did they get the order wrong? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: It'll make Floyd happier if we call them parts. That's what he thought he was signing for!
Station V3 archives - Sunday 01 June 2003 [[Ebb floats past.]] / [[The Plant begins to float.]] / Ebb: ? / The Plant (thinking): Interesting! / [[Floyd and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are floating too]] / Floyd: Will the gravity be back on soon? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I'm working on it!
Station V3 archives - Monday 02 June 2003 Emmit: So you spent the generator parts money on some movies? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Sure! We don't need any parts for it. / [[The power goes out.]] / Emmit: I think there's a lesson for us here. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: You be quiet.
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 03 June 2003 [[Ebb floats past, glowing in the dark.]] / / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Emmit, did you know Ebb glows in the dark? / Emmit: All this time I just thought he liked sleeping with the light on!

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