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Station V3 archives - Tuesday 23 September 2003 (#120) [[Floyd approaches The Chef at his Cafeteria counter.]] / Floyd: Did you see Ebb or Morty come this way? / The Chef: No! / Cafeteria Counter Sign: Today's Special: Instant Heartburn. / Floyd: They're supposed to be going to Station X16 for an experimental spirit removal process, but they went running off. / [[Floyd...
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 24 September 2003 (#121) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer catches up to Floyd.]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Station X16 just called. Their machine exploded, and it won't be working again for at least a year. I guess the guys will have to go to the doctor on Station A4. / [[Floyd stops and turns back to Mr. Maintenance Engineer.]] / Floyd:...
Station V3 archives - Thursday 25 September 2003 (#122) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer finds Floyd again, near an archway.]] / Sign on far corridor wall: Coming soon! Ski V3! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The guys are going to Station A4! I checked our insurance policy, and it covers the possession cure. / Floyd: Now will you admit the bargain insurance plan I picked...
Station V3 archives - Friday 26 September 2003 (#123) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Floyd, again.]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I hope the guys get home from their appointment soon. / Floyd: I'm sure they will. How long could it possibly take? / [[Long shot view of a very large waiting room on Station A4. Emmit, Ebb, Morty and the Plant are near the end...
Station V3 archives - Saturday 27 September 2003 (#124) [[Long View of Station V3 as Emmit's shuttle approaches it.]] / Voice from Shuttle (presumably Emmit): I hope you guys enjoyed the flight... we're finally home! / [[View of just the Station.]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer (on the station): Where's the Plant? / [[View of Station V3 as shuttle leaves again,...
 
Station V3 archives - Sunday 28 September 2003 (#125) [[Outside view: We see a large cargo ship approaching Station V3.]] / [[Inside view now, of Mr. Maintenance Engineer speaking with Floyd.]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The cargo shuttle is here! / [[In the shuttle bay, with lots and lots and LOTS of packages behind Emmit, as he speaks to Mr. Maintenance...
Station V3 archives - Monday 29 September 2003 (#126) [[Morty, Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Floyd are standing together by a station console.]] / Floyd: It's nice to have things back to normal around here! / Station Console: "beep" / [[We see a close-up view of the screen on the console. It shows a picture of an alien very much like Morty.]] / Screen: From:...
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 30 September 2003 (#127) [[Emmit is speaking with Floyd, hands in pockets.]] / Emmit: I hear the Station Authority may be looking for Morty. Are you going to turn him in? / Floyd: I'll have to find out more first... What he's supposed to have done, whether it's really him they want... / Emmit: If they're offering a reward... / Floyd:...
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 01 October 2003 (#128) [[Morty is undulating down a corridor of the Station, towards the Plant. There is a WANTED poster on the wall showing an alien remarkably like Morty (but without the hat).]] / [[Morty turns and stares at the "Wanted" poster.]] / [[Morty turns back and glares at the Plant.]] / The Plant (thinking): Don't...
Station V3 archives - Thursday 02 October 2003 (#129) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer: and Emmit are standing by a vending machine, which is labeled: GENERIC COLA // AS CHEAP AS IT TASTES!]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The Station Authority has arrested Morty's brother! / [[Emmit turns towards the vending machine as Morty approaches them from behind.]] / Emmit:...
 
Station V3 archives - Friday 03 October 2003 (#130) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer: and Emmit are walking along a corridor and come upon Floyd. Through an archway, the "Wanted" poster for Morty's brother is visible on the wall.]] / Emmit: Floyd is probably disappointed he didn't get to turn Morty in for a reward! / Floyd: ZAP! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer:...
Station V3 archives - Saturday 04 October 2003 (#131) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer approaches the Chef's cafeteria counter.]] / Sign on Chef's counter: Today's Special: Squid Tacos. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Floyd's been acting funny today. I think he may need reprogramming. / Chef: I know what you mean! He was in here before, complaining about the lunch...
Station V3 archives - Sunday 05 October 2003 [[A pirate ship confronts Station V3]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Floyd! I don't think "Go ahead, I'll bet you don't have the guts" is a good response to use with these guys!
Station V3 archives - Monday 06 October 2003 (#133) Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Floyd, I think your program needs to be checked out. / Floyd: Nonsense! I'm as fit as a... / [[Floyd loses his balance and flops to the ground.]] / Floyd: <> / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: ...doornail? / Floyd: Something like that.
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 07 October 2003 (#134) [[Emmit is speaking with Mr. Maintenance Engineer.]] / Emmit: How's Floyd doing? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I wasn't sure I should move him, so I asked Morty to hook him up to the portable diagnostic unit. / [[Morty and Ebb watch over Floyd, as he lies in the corridor, hooked to the diagnostic unit.]] / Diagnostic...
 
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 08 October 2003 Floyd: I'm back up and running! / Emmit: That's good! / Floyd: Yes, Morty fixed me left waffle beep battery zap tapeworm dew fizzle gnu. / Floyd: Gorse buzz warden cold in here? / Emmit: Does he still have a warranty? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I think we voided it a long time ago...
Station V3 archives - Thursday 09 October 2003 (#136) [[In the Pirate's home on the planet.]] / Pirate 1: We have a call from Floyd on Station V3! / [[The Pirates go to a rough-edged viewscreen set into their cave-like wall. Floyd is visible on-screen.]] / Floyd: You guys are seven out beep question and umbrella. / Pirate 1: I think his program needs work. / Pirate...
Station V3 archives - Friday 10 October 2003 [[The pirates are talking.]] / Pirate 1: Should we take the ship or the teleport to Station V3? / Pirate 2: The teleport! / [[The pirates are in the teleport chamber.]] / <> / [[The pirates are in a pond, on a planet under a small moon.]] / Pirate 1: We may want to check those coordinates.
Station V3 archives - Saturday 11 October 2003 (#138) [[The Plant, musing alone...]] / The Plant (thinking): I wonder how the guys are doing with Floyd's reprogramming? / [[Floyd's head comes bouncing down the corridor, towards the Plant.]] / [[Floyd's head comes to rest at the base of the Plant's pot, and Ebb comes floating by...]] / The Plant (thinking):...
Station V3 archives - Sunday 12 October 2003 (#139) [[Ebb floats by as Floyd is being tested for programming problems. All we see is his head, wired to a device at the antenna.]] / Floyd: Beep! / [[Ebb floats back and looks at Floyd.]] / [[Ebb turns and floats back the way he was originally going.]] / Floyd: Beep beep! / [[Ebb turns yet again and looks...
 
Station V3 archives - Monday 13 October 2003 (#140) Mr. Maintenance Engineer: The tests showed nothing wrong with you. How do you feel since I put you back together? / Floyd: Beep flibble zap zap zap vertebrae! / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer looks a bit peeved.]] / Floyd: Just kidding! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Don't do that!
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 14 October 2003 (#141) [[Floyd is speaking with Alternate Floyd through a wavy-edged, window-sized opening to the Alternate Reality Universe floating in mid-air.]] / Floyd: I've been glitching for no apparent reason lately. / Alternate Floyd: I had that problem a week or two ago. / Alternate Floyd: It turns out there was...
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 15 October 2003 (#142) [[On station - Morty, Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Floyd are discussing (well, Morty isn't saying much, as usual).]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: We found the device that was interfering with your circuits, and we sent it to the Station Authority. / Floyd: Great! They'll know what to do with it! / [[At...
Station V3 archives - Thursday 16 October 2003 (#143) [[Emmit stops by the Chef's counter to chat.]] / Emmit: Today's special was a lot of fun! / Sign on the Chef's counter: Today's special: Cook Your Own Meal! / The Chef (smiling): I'm glad you enjoyed it! / [[Emmit leaves.]] / The Chef (frowning): Actually, it's kind of insulting how much people are enjoying...
Station V3 archives - Friday 17 October 2003 (#144) [[In the Plant's corridor, on the station.]] / [[Morty and Ebb are staring fixedly at each other, from either side of the Plant.]] / [[The staring continues.]] / The Plant (thinking) Would you guys knock it off already with the staring contest?
 
Station V3 archives - Saturday 18 October 2003 (#145) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer approaches Floyd in a corridor on-station. At Floyd's side is a small robot with an oval eyeplate. He looks rather sullen.]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: What's this? / Floyd: I promised Alternate Floyd I'd watch his son today. / [[The small robot frowns and lets loose a huge...
Station V3 archives - Sunday 19 October 2003 (#146) [[Outside View: A snazzy, red sports spaceship approaches V3.]] / [[Inside View. The nose of the red ship is visible . A blue, compound-eyed alien with bad fashion sense (he is wearing a padded, brown jacket with purple pants and grey shoes) is speaking with Mr. Maintenance Engineer by the fuel station.]] / Blue...
Station V3 archives - Monday 20 October 2003 [[Ebb is floating by the plant.]] / [[Ebb vanishes.]] / <> / [[Specks fall to the floor.]] / Plant (thinking): Was that supposed to happen?
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 21 October 2003 (#148) [[By the Plant, the pieces of Ebb left after s/he flew into bits, are twitching.]] / [[Floyd approaches, and looks at the gently moving bits.]] / Floyd: Ebb! Pull yourself together! / The Plant (thinking): I was really hoping he wouldn't say that...
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 22 October 2003 (#149) [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Floyd watch as Ebb floats towards them.]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Look! Ebb is back to normal! / [[They continue to watch as Ebb turns back and watches a small, child-like Ebb-type creature approach.]] / [[Two more baby-sized "Ebb" creatures join them.]] / Floyd: I...
 

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