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| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 09 February 2005 | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: I hear the station got its computer back. / Rumormonger 2: Yes, but it has a few problems. / Rumormonger 1: Like what? / [[Floyd is standing in front of the computer]]
/ Computer: Click here! You may already be a winner! 95 percent... http://stationv3.com/d/20050209.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 10 February 2005 | [[Linton is standing in front of the computer as Ebb floats past.]]
/ Computer: Beep beep. Greetings, Mr. Linton! / Computer: We represent the former despotic government of Colony Alpha Secondary. We have all sorts of improbable sums of cash just waiting for someone like you to come along! / Computer:... http://stationv3.com/d/20050210.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 11 February 2005 | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: The guys up on V3 are still having problems with their computer... I hear Morty's trying to fix it. / Rumormonger 2: How's that going so far?
/ [[A sign nearby says: "Complete Failure? Call Us Now"]] / [[Floyd and Morty are standing... http://stationv3.com/d/20050211.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 12 February 2005 | Linton: What exactly is this "explosive reprogramming" method I hear you're going to use to fix the computer? / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer, Ebb, and Morty have attached a detonator to the computer]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: It's a technical term. You wouldn't understand.
/ Computer: Cheap drugs safe... http://stationv3.com/d/20050212.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://stationv3.com/d/20050213.html">http://stationv3.com/d/20050213.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 14 February 2005 | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Did the guys on the station finish reprogramming the computer yet?
/ Rumormonger 2: More or less... / Rumormonger 1: So what's their next project? / Rumormonger 2: Gathering the fragments and putting it back together again. http://stationv3.com/d/20050214.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 15 February 2005 | Computer: Rebooting... / Computer: Does not compute! / Computer: Does not compute! Does not compute! Does not compute! Does not compute! Does not compute! Does not compute! / Linton: Tell me... Does it compute?
/ Computer: It does not. http://stationv3.com/d/20050215.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 16 February 2005 | [[Linton is talking to Morty, and pointing to the computer. Ebb is floating nearby.]]
/ Linton: You should have heard this thing starting up! / Linton: "Does not compute. Does not compute." It was hilarious! / [[Linton has gone.]]
/ Computer: We'll see how HE sounds when I "reboot" HIM in the middle... http://stationv3.com/d/20050216.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 17 February 2005 | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: I've heard a rumor...
/ Rumormonger 2: So? / Rumormonger 1: It's not about the station... / [[A crowd gathers]]
/ Rumormonger 2: Well, go ahead... http://stationv3.com/d/20050217.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 18 February 2005 | [[A crowd of rumormongers has gathered]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it some of us have been replaced with robots. / Rumormonger 2: That's ridiculous! / A voice in the crowd: Beep. / Rumormonger 2: Who said that? http://stationv3.com/d/20050218.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 19 February 2005 | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: What do you think of this rumor that some of us are robots?
/ Rumormonger 2: Probably true! / Rumormonger 2: There'd be no reason for anyone to just make up a rumor like that, so it probably has some basis in fact. / Rumormonger 1: I guess... http://stationv3.com/d/20050219.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://stationv3.com/d/20050220.html">http://stationv3.com/d/20050220.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 21 February 2005 | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: What do you think about the robot rumor? / Rumormonger 2: I hadn't heard about any robot rumor... / Rumormonger 1: Really? You must be the only guy left on the planet who hasn't heard it... / [[Rumormonger 2 looks annoyed. Meanwhile,... http://stationv3.com/d/20050221.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 22 February 2005 | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: There's a group forming to deal with the robot rumors. / [[A crowd of rumormongers has gathered]]
/ Rumormonger 3: "Citizens Concerned About Robots!"
/ Rumormonger 4: No, it's "Concerned Citizens Against Robots!" / Rumormonger 2: They're... http://stationv3.com/d/20050222.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 23 February 2005 | [[A crowd of rumormongers has gathered]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Okay, guys, let's calm down about this robot rumor. / Rumormonger 1: I mean, when you think about it, it's not really very likely, is it? / Rumormonger 3: Rumor has it YOU'RE a robot! / Voice from the crowd: Get the robot!
/ Rumormonger 2: I... http://stationv3.com/d/20050223.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 24 February 2005 | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: I hate to do this, but something has to be done about this robot problem. / Rumormonger 1: Desperate times call for desperate measures! / [[The two rumormongers come to a pay phone]]
/ Rumormonger 2: Okay... So you're calling the station...
/ Rumormonger... http://stationv3.com/d/20050224.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 25 February 2005 | [[We see Station V3]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: We just got a distress call from the guys down on the planet. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: There's a rumor going around that some of them have been replaced with robots, and they want our help. / [[Linton and Floyd are there]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer:... http://stationv3.com/d/20050225.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 26 February 2005 | [[Two rumormongers are looking at a device with an antenna]]
/ Rumormonger 1: We don't need any help from the guys on the station... I got a robot detector from Honest J!on. / Rumormonger 2: It says you're a robot! / [[A crowd gathers]] / Rumormonger 1: Okay, let's wait and see what the guys from... http://stationv3.com/d/20050226.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 27 February 2005 (#643) | [[On the station, a pipe is leaking toxic waste]] / Floyd: Beep beep. Beep beep. Beep beep.
/ Ebb: ? / [[A mechanical claw is chasing Morty]] / The Computer: Does not COMPUTE. DOES not compute. Does NOT compute. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Linton are standing by the teleport system. A mechanical... http://stationv3.com/d/20050227.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 28 February 2005 | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Linton emerge from the teleport booth on the planet]] / [[A hot air balloon floats past, labelled "You can't see this!"]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Did you see that?
/ Linton: Of course not. http://stationv3.com/d/20050228.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 01 March 2005 | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it the guys from V3 have arrived. / Rumormonger 2: Good! Now that they're here, maybe everyone will calm down about that stupid robot rumor. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer, Linton, and some rumormongers are gathered around the... http://stationv3.com/d/20050301.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 02 March 2005 | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is on the planet, holding the robot detector the rumormongers bought]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I think your robot detector is defective.
/ Rumormonger 1: Ha! / Rumormonger 1: It clearly identified you as a robot! We're not going to just take your word for it that you're... http://stationv3.com/d/20050302.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 03 March 2005 | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Mr. Maintenance Engineer examined the robot detector we bought from Honest J!on.
/ Rumormonger 2: And? / Rumormonger 1: It doesn't detect anything! It's just a box that lights up and says "He's a robot." / Rumormonger 2: So I guess we... http://stationv3.com/d/20050303.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 04 March 2005 | [[A crowd of rumormongers has gathered]]
/ Rumormonger 1: We're getting nowhere! There could be robots all over the place, and now we don't even have a robot detector! / Rumormonger 6: I shouldn't have let Honest J!on talk me into making up this robot rumor! / [[The crowd turns and looks at Rumormonger... http://stationv3.com/d/20050304.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 05 March 2005 | [[The crowd of rumormongers moves away from Rumormonger 6 in disgust]]
/ Rumormonger 4: We all enjoy a good rumor, but you let this robot one go too far. / [[Rumormonger 4 turns away]]
/ Rumormonger 4: It'll be a long time before we believe anything else you have to say. / [[Rumormonger 6's eyes go funny]]
/ Rumormonger... http://stationv3.com/d/20050305.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 06 March 2005 (#650) | [[A fuel tanker ship arrives at the station]] / [[A guy from the strip emerges wearing a spacesuit, and connects a hose from the ship to the station, filling the station's tank]] / [[The ship leaves, and another arrives]] / [[Another guy in a suit attaches a hose to the station to fill a tank.]] / [[The... http://stationv3.com/d/20050306.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 07 March 2005 | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: I'll bet the guys from V3 can't wait to get home after a week down here helping us out with our nonexistent robot problem. / Rumormonger 2: Well, rumor has it they're going to have to... / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Linton are standing... http://stationv3.com/d/20050307.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 08 March 2005 | [[Linton and Mr. Maintenance Engineer are standing by the teleport booth on the planet. Mr. Maintenance Engineer has opened up a panel on the side of the booth]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: This isn't too bad... I can fix it if I can get the parts. / [[Linton points in the other direction.]]
/ Linton:... http://stationv3.com/d/20050308.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 09 March 2005 | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Linton are back on the station]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: We're back!
/ Floyd: Good! / Floyd: I'm glad you were able to help out the guys on the planet. We should always do that when we can. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer holds out a piece of paper]]
/ Mr. Maintenance... http://stationv3.com/d/20050309.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 10 March 2005 | [[Floyd is talking to Mr. Maintenance Engineer]]
/ Floyd: If I had known the teleport was broken, I would have sent Emmit or Unit 6 in a shuttle to get you. / Unit 6: That wouldn't have worked, actually. We don't have any shuttles left. / Floyd: Were you planning to tell me that at some point? / Unit... http://stationv3.com/d/20050310.html |
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