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Station V3 archives - Wednesday 04 June 2003	[[Darkness]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I have to fix the generator, but I can't find my flashlight! / Emmit: Here, use mine. It can be recharged! / Emmit: Just give me a second to plug it in first... / Emmit: Never mind. http://stationv3.com/d/20030604.html
Station V3 archives - Thursday 05 June 2003	[[Emmit, Mr. Maintenance Engineer, and Floyd]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I got the generator up and running again! / Floyd: Good work! / [[Floyd turns to leave]] / Floyd: It's a good thing you ordered all those parts! / [[Emmit and Mr. Maintenance Engineer alone.]] / Emmit: Duct tape and wire hanger.... http://stationv3.com/d/20030605.html
Station V3 archives - Friday 06 June 2003	[[Ebb, Mr. Maintenance Engineer, and Emmit are going to the cafeteria.]] / Emmit: I wonder how the Chef coped with the power outage? / [[The Chef's sign reads "Today's Special: Raw Chicken."]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Not very well, it would seem. http://stationv3.com/d/20030606.html
Station V3 archives - Saturday 07 June 2003	[[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Emmit]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Why don't we watch one of those movies I ordered? / Emmit: Good idea, but we don't have anything to watch them on! / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Emmitt look at each other in silence]] / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer turns to go]] / Mr.... http://stationv3.com/d/20030607.html
Station V3 archives - Sunday 08 June 2003	[[Emmit is repairing the shuttle]] / Emmit: #$&?@! / Emmit: The shuttle is getting hard to work on. We need a new one! / Floyd: Well, you can forget about it! There's no way we can afford a new shuttle. / Floyd: We're not getting a new shuttle while the one we have still flies. / [[Emmit walks back... http://stationv3.com/d/20030608.html

Station V3 archives - Monday 09 June 2003	Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Did you hear Floyd got a barber to move into the empty store on level 2? / Emmit: How does he expect him to make any money? I'm usually the only one here with any hair! / Floyd: Emmit! I've got a little job for you. / Emmit(Thinking): Oh no... http://stationv3.com/d/20030609.html
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 10 June 2003	Floyd: Don't feel obligated to visit our new barber, Emmit. It's entirely optional. / / Floyd: Just like your next paycheck. / Emmit: I'm going! I'm going! http://stationv3.com/d/20030610.html
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 11 June 2003	[[Ebb, Floyd, Mr. Maintenance Engineer(without hat)]] / Floyd: Where's your hat? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I don't know! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Someone must have taken it! / [[Emmit comes on panel wearing Mr. Maintenance Engineer's hat]] / Floyd: That must have been a really bad haircut! http://stationv3.com/d/20030611.html
Station V3 archives - Thursday 12 June 2003	[[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Emmit. Mr. Maintenance engineer is holding something black and ragged looking. Emmit's head has only stubble on it]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I bought this for you, Emmit. I thougt it might cheer you up! / Emmit: Roadkill? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Do you know how... http://stationv3.com/d/20030612.html
Station V3 archives - Friday 13 June 2003	[[Emmit walks past the plant in silence. He is wearing a toupee.]] / The Plant: Looks like Emmit's taking fashion tips from the plant world these days... / The Plant: I'm pretty sure I've seen that thing on his head growing in a swamp! http://stationv3.com/d/20030613.html

Station V3 archives - Saturday 14 June 2003	[[Emmit, Mr. Maintenance Engineer, and the Chef in the cafeteria. Cafeteria sign reads: "TODAY'S SPECIAL: HASH"]] / Emmit: Hash? What kind of hash? / The Chef: That would be telling! / [[Cut to shuttle flying through deep space]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Where are we going for the pizza, Emmit? / Emmit:... http://stationv3.com/d/20030614.html
Station V3 archives - Sunday 15 June 2003	[[Cafeteria]] / Visitor: What's the food like here on this station? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Our chef came here after going to the Procyon Culinary Institute! / [[We see three chefs]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Some of the best master chefs in the galaxy teach there! / [[We see a student chef working... http://stationv3.com/d/20030615.html
Station V3 archives - Monday 16 June 2003	[[Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Emmit]] / Emmit: This has been an incredibly boring day. / [[Floyd enters the room]] / Floyd: Emmit, a big comet is about to crash into the station. Go stop it. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I'll bet you wish you were still bored! http://stationv3.com/d/20030616.html
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 17 June 2003	[[Shuttle flying away from station.]] / Floyd (on station): So, Emmit, you know what it is you have to do? / Emmit (on shuttle): Yes! / [[Station alone]] / Floyd (on station): Emmit, if you're going to stop the comet, you'll have to fly towards it, not away from it. / [[Shuttle flying past station in... http://stationv3.com/d/20030617.html
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 18 June 2003	[[On V3, in a random hallway. Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Floyd]] / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Do you think it was safe sending Emmit out to stop the comet? / Floyd: I suppose we could all just wait for it to hit... / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: I guess that was a pretty silly question! http://stationv3.com/d/20030618.html

Station V3 archives - Thursday 03 July 2003	[[On the station]] / The Plant (thinking): So a comet is going to crash into the station. Great. What next? / [[Two alien pirates walk past the Plant]] / Pirate 1: This is a nice station we're taking over! / Pirate 2: Yes, it certainly is! / The Plant (thinking): I had to ask... http://stationv3.com/d/20030703.html
Station V3 archives - Friday 04 July 2003	poof / Ha! so much for the big bad comet! / Mission complete! Back to the station. http://stationv3.com/d/20030704.html
Station V3 archives - Saturday 05 July 2003	You guys don't want to take over this station! A comet is about to hit it! / You don't have to worry about the comet now! Emmit just called and said he stopped it! / That's good news! / Yes it is! / I'd like a few words with you. http://stationv3.com/d/20030705.html
Station V3 archives - Sunday 06 July 2003	I hate it when they evacuate without telling me! http://stationv3.com/d/20030706.html
Station V3 archives - Monday 07 July 2003	How are we doing? / I just checked the scanner, and we've still got a comet on the way. / And we've got these guys here who want to take over the station. / Not so good, then? / Not so good. http://stationv3.com/d/20030707.html

Station V3 archives - Tuesday 08 July 2003	That's a really big comet! / Yes! / It is! / Much more impressive than this station, isn't it? / That's a nice comet we're going to take over! / Very nice! http://stationv3.com/d/20030708.html
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 09 July 2003	I guess we'd better start evacuating the station! / We don't need to! The comet is gone! / Those aliens took over the comet. They didn't want it damaged in a crash, so they steered around the station! / Steered around... / Don't try to figure it out. You'll only blow a fuse. http://stationv3.com/d/20030709.html
Station V3 archives - Thursday 10 July 2003	Oh no! This is terrible! / What's wrong? Is there another comet on the way? / Worse. I have to file a report about the one that was just here! http://stationv3.com/d/20030710.html
Station V3 archives - Friday 11 July 2003	Today's Special: Crap / Your honesty is refreshing, but I think I'll pass. / Today's Special: Carp http://stationv3.com/d/20030711.html
Station V3 archives - Saturday 12 July 2003	[[Floyd rolls up behind Emmit.]] / Floyd: Emmit, I think it's time for another visit to the barber. / [[Emmit turns and gives Floyd a look.]] / Emmit: I guess you could have a little taken off the antenna! http://stationv3.com/d/20030712.html

Station V3 archives - Sunday 20 July 2003	So what makes you think there's a cloning experiment going on? http://stationv3.com/d/20030720.html
Station V3 archives - Monday 21 July 2003	I'm sorry, Floyd, but Station V3 failed its last drill. / What? But I got everyone off the station! / Not quite! / So which one of you jokers registered the plant as a member of the crew? / Heh heh heh! http://stationv3.com/d/20030721.html
Station V3 archives - Tuesday 22 July 2003	Now that I'm an official member of the crew, I probably have all sorts of priveleges! / / Well, maybe not. But they're probably not alllowed to use me in the cafeteria salad bar! http://stationv3.com/d/20030722.html
Station V3 archives - Wednesday 23 July 2003	They're saying the Station Authority might shut us down. / What? Why? / (Chef's sign: "Today's Special: Peanut, butter, and jelly") / They say some stations aren't busy enough, like E8, which gets ten ships a day. / Okay... / We're getting one ship every ten days. http://stationv3.com/d/20030723.html
Station V3 archives - Thursday 24 July 2003	Have you heard the station might be closed if it doesn't get busier? / Yes, I've heard. / I wonder if Floyd is worried? / SALE! FUEL 1% OFF / He's worried! http://stationv3.com/d/20030724.html

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