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| Station V3 archives - Friday 20 February 2004 | [[On station V3b]]
/ Mr Maintenance Engineer: How are the repairs going? / Unit Six: We've put out a dozen fires so far. We've blown out half the circuits on the station. We can't find parts for anything. We haven't seen the cafeteria yet, because the Chef has locked himself in. And I've had to fire... http://stationv3.com/d/20040220.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 21 February 2004 (#271) | [[On the Planet, two Rumormongers chat. Neap or Ebb is floating by.]]
/ Rumormonger 1: The new rumor says Station V3's repairs are going very badly. / Passing Alien: That's no rumor! It's all true. / Rumormonger 1: What fun is that? http://stationv3.com/d/20040221.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 22 February 2004 (#272) | [[Unit Six comes to speak with Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Administrator Gordon.]]
/ Unit Six: I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we found Floyd! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Great! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: What's the bad news? / [[Unit Six gestures and Mr. Maintenance Engineer and... http://stationv3.com/d/20040222.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 23 February 2004 | [[On station V3b. Gordon is talking to the box containing Floyd's parts.]]
/ Gordon: DOn't worry, Floyd! You'll be fixed and ready to run the station again soon. / Gordon: I know just the guy to do the repairs! / Floyd: This is ridiculous.
/ Plant (thinking): Well, how do you think I feel? http://stationv3.com/d/20040223.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 24 February 2004 (#274) | [[Gordon is talking to a box of Floyd's parts]]
/ Gordon: You're not fixed yet!
/ Box of Floyd: What did you expect? You gave me to the Plant! / Gordon: Oh... / Gordon: Maybe I should learn a little more about the crew.
/ Box of Floyd: Maybe you should! http://stationv3.com/d/20040224.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 25 February 2004 (#275) | [[The box of Floyd's parts is talking to Gordon]]
/ Box of Floyd: ...and Morty is a Vitezian Slime Fungus. Got it? / Gordon: Yes. This is great! Now I know everything about the whole crew. / Gordon: So, explain once more which one is the Plant?
/ Box of Floyd: All right, let's try this again... http://stationv3.com/d/20040225.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 26 February 2004 (#276) | [[Gordon has learned about the station's crew, and approaches Linton]]
/ Gordon: Your name is Linton. You are the station's security officer. / [[Gordon leaves]] / Linton: I knew that... http://stationv3.com/d/20040226.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 27 February 2004 (#277) | [[A spacial disturbance appears near the box of Floyd's parts]] / [[Alternate Floyd appears]]
/ Alternate Floyd: Floyd! I heard you were back! / Alternate Floyd: You've looked better...
/ Box of Floyd: Wow. You don't miss a thing. http://stationv3.com/d/20040227.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 28 February 2004 (#278) | [[Through a hole in reality, Alternate Floyd is talking to Floyd]]
/ Alternate Floyd: Floyd, I have something for you! / [[Floyd is in pieces in a box. Nearby, a new Floyd stands]]
/ Alternate Floyd: I had this copy of you made a while ago. All we have to do is transfer your program into it! / Box... http://stationv3.com/d/20040228.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 29 February 2004 (#279) | [[The repair crew is on half of Station V3. Most of the lights are out.]]
/ Repair Crew Member 1: What do you think?
/ Repair Crew Member 2: I don't know... give it a try! / [[The lights come on brighter than before, but the antenna starts to detach]]
/ Repair Crew Member 1: Success!
/ Repair Crew Member... http://stationv3.com/d/20040229.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 01 March 2004 | [[On Station V3b]]
/ Mr Maintenance Engineer: Someone tagged the wall by the Plant with graffiti!
/ Gordon: What? / [[Gordon by the plant, reading graffiti "Gordon is a meathead"]] / Gordon: That is inaccurate. I have no organic parts.
/ The Plant (thinking): It's true anyway. http://stationv3.com/d/20040301.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 02 March 2004 | [[On the planet with two rumormongers, Morty, and Ebb]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it Floyd is getting a new body from an alternate universe.
/ Rumormonger 2: Sure. / Rumormonger 2: That's about as convincing as your rumor about the "Space Eel" last week. / Rumormonger 1: But I think this one is true!
/ Rumormonger... http://stationv3.com/d/20040302.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 03 March 2004 (#282) | [[On the station - Floyd is looking at Alternate Floyd through a hole into the alternate universe]]
/ Alternate Floyd: Your program has been transferred to your new body! How do you feel? / Floyd: Beep! Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep beep. / Box of Floyd's parts: Are you sure it transferred?
/ Floyd:... http://stationv3.com/d/20040303.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 04 March 2004 (#283) | [[On the station with Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Floyd, who has just been repaired.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: You're fixed!
/ Floyd: Alternate Floyd had a spare body for me. / [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer points to a box of parts]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: What should we do with your old parts?
/ Floyd:... http://stationv3.com/d/20040304.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 05 March 2004 (#284) | [[Alternate Floyd is visible through a window in the fabric of space.]]
/ Alternate Floyd: How's the new body working? / Floyd: Well, I'm pretty happy with it... / Floyd: The crew's reaction is mixed.
/ Linton: Alert! Alert! Alternate universe security risk! http://stationv3.com/d/20040305.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 06 March 2004 (#285) | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is waving a handheld device at Floyd.]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: Floyd's program checks out... there's definitely no security risk! / Linton: Hmph. / [[Linton has walked off.]]
/ Floyd: Is he sulking?
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: He hasn't had a lot to do lately. http://stationv3.com/d/20040306.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 07 March 2004 (#286) | [[A wild, colorful scene full of aliens, aliens with guns, monsters, chainsaws, booze, music-loving flying creatures and space armadas.]] / [[Floyd and Gordon stare blankly at Security Officer Linton for a moment.]] / Floyd: See, that's why I never ask him for a security report. http://stationv3.com/d/20040307.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 08 March 2004 (#287) | [[Gordon and Floyd are speaking together in a corridor on V3.]]
/ Gordon: V3's repairs are going very slowly.
/ Floyd: I'll have to talk to the repair crew. / [[Unit Six joins them.]]
/ Floyd: Hey...
/ Unit Six: The repairs are done! / [[Floyd turns back to Gordon]]
/ Floyd: See? http://stationv3.com/d/20040308.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 09 March 2004 | [[Unit 6, Floyd, and Gordon are on Station V3]]
/ Floyd: So, all the repairs have been completed here? / Unit 6: We may still have some problems with the teleport. / [[The bottom halves of Unit 6, Floyd, and Gordon are missing]]
/ Floyd: You'd better get it fixed. http://stationv3.com/d/20040309.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 10 March 2004 | [[Two rumormongers are on the planet]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Rumor has it the Station Authority cut corners and fixed V3 with cheap parts. / Rumormonger 2: I wonder how that'll work out for them? / [[Gordon, Floyd, and Unit 6 are on the station. Gordon has fallen through the floor.]]
/ Floyd: I find it hard... http://stationv3.com/d/20040310.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 11 March 2004 | [[The station's shuttle is docking]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer (on the shuttle): A guy on the repair crew told me they put a lot of experimental technology on the station. / [[Emmit, Mr. Maintenance Engineer, and Linton are walking down the hallway on the station]]
/ Emmit: How experimental? / [[A mechanical... http://stationv3.com/d/20040311.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 12 March 2004 (#291) | [[Emmit is on the station talking to Floyd and Unit 6. Unit 6 is holding a box]]
/ Emmit: I'm taking the shuttle down to the planet to get Ebb and Morty.
/ Unit 6: Try the teleport! / Unit 6: It works fine now! We just sent this test container through the system. / [[The box begins to crumble]]
/ Emmit:... http://stationv3.com/d/20040312.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 13 March 2004 (#292) | [[A shuttle is leaving Station V3]]
/ Floyd (on the station): Where's Gordon?
/ Unit 6 (on the station): On his way back to V3-b. It's going back into service as Z7 with him as its new administrator. / Floyd: That's great!
/ Unit 6: I'm sure he thinks so too! / [[On Z7, Gordon is greeted by the Guardian,... http://stationv3.com/d/20040313.html |
| Station V3 archives - Sunday 14 March 2004 (#293) | [[Two rumormongers are on their planet, talking]]
/ Rumormonger 1: Have you heard the latest rumor?
/ Rumormonger 2: Another rumor? / Rumormonger 2: What is it with you and these rumors? / Rumormonger 2: Now, I like a good rumor as much as the next guy... / Rumormonger 1: I AM the next guy. / Rumormonger... http://stationv3.com/d/20040314.html |
| Station V3 archives - Monday 15 March 2004 (#294) | [[Unit 6 is talking to Mr. Maintenance Engineer and Ebb]]
/ Unit 6: How do you guys like the station now? / [[Linton goes past, pursued by a robotic claw]]
/ Linton: Get it off me! Get it off me! / Mr. Maintenance Engineer: It may take some getting used to. http://stationv3.com/d/20040315.html |
| Station V3 archives - Tuesday 16 March 2004 (#295) | [[Mr. Maintenance Engineer is in the cafeteria talking to the Chef, who is serving Boiled Gizzards as the special of the day]]
/ Mr. Maintenance Engineer: You were here the whole time the repairs were going on?
/ The Chef: That's right! / The Chef: I kept busy by reheating this dinner every day for the... http://stationv3.com/d/20040316.html |
| Station V3 archives - Wednesday 17 March 2004 (#296) | [[Emmit leans out his door on the station as Unit 6 goes past]]
/ Emmit: Could I see you for a moment? / Unit 6: Is there a problem with your room? It was fixed up exactly according to specifications! / [[Emmit's room is full of all sorts of strange equipment, including an electronic bed of nails]]
/ Emmit:... http://stationv3.com/d/20040317.html |
| Station V3 archives - Thursday 18 March 2004 (#297) | [[The station is in space]]
/ Floyd (on the station): I just sent the Station Authority a status report. / Mr. Maintenance Engineer (on the station): Look! They sent a reply.
/ Floyd (on the station): Already? / Mr. Maintenance Engineer (on the station): Yes. They'd like you to go into a little more... http://stationv3.com/d/20040318.html |
| Station V3 archives - Friday 19 March 2004 (#298) | [[Unit 6 is talking to Floyd about the station's repairs]]
/ Unit 6: The Chef still hasn't let us in to fix the cafeteria. Is there any chance your security officer could help us out here? / [[Linton comes into the room, followed by a robot claw]]
/ Linton: Help! the station is out to get me! / Floyd:... http://stationv3.com/d/20040319.html |
| Station V3 archives - Saturday 20 March 2004 | [[On station V3]]
/ Linton: The station isn't out to get me!
/ Mr Maintenance Engineer: That's good! / Linton: The whole thing was just a misunderstanding! All it wanted to do was to hang up my hat. / [[The arm with the claw reaches for Mr Maintenance Engineer]]
/ Linton: You're next. http://stationv3.com/d/20040320.html |
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